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Kanshitamahide
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Dec 01, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kanshitamahide » Wed Dec 04, 2024 9:00 am

YOURE FIRED for thinking bananas are the best fruit (even though they are good)
Chronically online, multifandom, a minor, has possible confidence issues, just here to be silly >:3
political compass: Economic Left/Right: -2.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.87
I am a furry btw (time to get jumped for it!)
professional thread killer and posting in wrong thread person
I am on forum 7 WAYYYYYY too much-
NATION NAME IS PRONOUNCED KAN-SHI-TAMA-HIDE {IPA: [kʰan˩˨ . ʃɪ˧˦˧ . t̬a˥ . maː˥˩ . hiː˧ . de˥]}
NS Stats and Policies are not canon and sleeping peacefully in Xai’s lap. We’re taking care of them both!
is NOT your favorite nation’s favorite nation
"She believed my projection and now I totally get it, forgot that inside the icon There's still a young enby from Indy" Lorde & Charli XCX, 2024 (edited to fit me :3)

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Arlandias
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Nov 01, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arlandias » Wed Dec 04, 2024 9:28 am

YOURE FIRED for saying Banana! I dont know what a banana even is! (I'm sorry, I lied)

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Javait
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Nov 17, 2024
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Javait » Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:36 pm

Your fired for lying!
NS stats are canon or not.
Polar country.
Smol rose
((@))
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rightvalues

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Usonia federal union
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 474
Founded: Apr 03, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Usonia federal union » Thu Dec 05, 2024 1:58 am

You're fired because it's a Scandinavian flag.

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Union der Hansestaaten
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Oct 29, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Union der Hansestaaten » Thu Dec 05, 2024 2:55 am

You’re fired for despising Scandinavian Flags!
Union der Hansestaaten
“Der Wandel beginnt hier”

News from the Hanse:| Tallinn gets hit by misfired rocket from Russia| Lufthansa boldly opens route to Tripoli|
One of two alts of Skorpiie!

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Freedom Freelandia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1174
Founded: Mar 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Freedom Freelandia » Thu Dec 05, 2024 2:58 am

You're fired because I am posting from a secondary account
The dystopian nightmare from the darkest corners of the imagination of Australian rePublic
Freedom Freelandia is the worst dystopia I can possibly imagine whilst being somewhat realistic. Except racism. The ONE good thing about Freelandia is the lack of racism. I would never, ever, ever treat real people like this in real life. But imaginary people are imiganary, so... This nation also intends to serve as a warning against communism AND extreme capitalism, both of which are bad. Centrism forever!

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Fanvm Tax
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Oct 01, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fanvm Tax » Thu Dec 05, 2024 2:58 am

You're fired for not doing the Scandinavian cross correctly!

Ninja'd

You're fired for Ninja-ing me!
Last edited by Fanvm Tax on Thu Dec 05, 2024 3:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
Professional Shitposter


Skibidi toilet is the greatest thing the earth has ever seen all hail Skibidi and emperor Gaius Cenaticus of the Rizzman Empire.

I do not have pronouns. In fact, I find the mere idea of third-person singular pronouns disgusting. You will refer to me as Fanvm Tax and nothing else.

I have 1337 PhDs and 69420 doctorates and I went to Yale and Harvard, just trust me, okay?

Democracy is stupid. Voters are stupid, so they vote for stupid people who put in stupid policies.

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Cerespasia
Minister
 
Posts: 3384
Founded: May 13, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cerespasia » Thu Dec 05, 2024 3:00 am

I hereby declare you EMPLOYEET for out and proudly naming and theming yourself after the scourge on humanity which is early 2020s brainrot content.
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.

Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Israel this, Palestine that, They didn't start the fire. | I hate boycotts, I miss fast food.

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Freedom Freelandia
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Posts: 1174
Founded: Mar 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Freedom Freelandia » Thu Dec 05, 2024 3:00 am

Fanvm Tax wrote:You're fired for not doing the Scandinavian cross correctly!

*um, it's broken chains*
/skip
The dystopian nightmare from the darkest corners of the imagination of Australian rePublic
Freedom Freelandia is the worst dystopia I can possibly imagine whilst being somewhat realistic. Except racism. The ONE good thing about Freelandia is the lack of racism. I would never, ever, ever treat real people like this in real life. But imaginary people are imiganary, so... This nation also intends to serve as a warning against communism AND extreme capitalism, both of which are bad. Centrism forever!

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Lumaterra
Attaché
 
Posts: 73
Founded: Feb 25, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Lumaterra » Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:30 am

You're fired for your canon year looking like a typo
A regional power where academics (especially science, history, and the arts) is slowly being embedded into the nation's culture
SCIENCE/TECH LEVEL: Earth, 2024; ONLY FACTBOOKS ARE CANON; FORUM POSTS ARE NOT CANON UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED
Indigo Brigham is trying to match my real political views, but is doing a pretty bad job at it
THE SOUTH AFRICAN: New international airport opens in Bloemfontein, already getting millions of passengers | The largest science museum and oceanarium in the world opens in Pretoria | Roller coaster accident at Pietermaritzburg injures four people | Brigham wins the parliamentary election | Liberal Party antitheist Reynold Smith responds to Tradition Party science denialist Burt Spencer, in the leaders' debate with 'Just put my fries in the bag, bro'.

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Opressiani
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: May 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Opressiani » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:08 am

YOU'RE FIRED for having a Below Average civil rights rating! It should be Outlawed!
Opressiani is gloriously issue free. Always.

Will I ever write a factbook? Sooner or later™.
My irl political opinion changes depending on who I'm trolling. None of you are safe.
NS Stats given a nice massage and some champagne (canon)
oh my god i finally figured out how to name spoilers
Meslokia wrote:
New American Union State wrote:Mhmm sure

I'm going to sell you online
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:I was phone:

>Be me
>Sit at table eating a jelo
>Phone ring
>"Hello"
>"Hello Jon Lenon is kil"

>"No"
Jorsania wrote:Granted! The fog has c*mmed

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Elfilin
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1303
Founded: Oct 22, 2024
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Elfilin » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:09 am

YOU'RE FIRED because you think chairs exist
-Vsauce (He hacked my account)
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Rylland
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Posts: 1123
Founded: May 26, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rylland » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:10 am

YOU'RE FIRED FOR HAVING LOW CIVIL RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS

Ninja'd

You're fired for ninjaning me.
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MajinTails and SonicTheGhost
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 02, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby MajinTails and SonicTheGhost » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:11 am

You're fired for that Christmas tree and getting ninja'd

✪MajinTails and SonicTheGhost✪
∞Two In One, Infinite Fun! We're the Bros Ever.∞
☭Anarcho-Communists, mostly active on Forum 7☭
✎The Founder and Governor of the Mobius region✎
✔Everything is Canon except for Autocracy (trying to fix that)✔

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Exorius
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 16, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Exorius » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:12 am

You're fire for having "tails" in your name, you disgusting furry!
Christianity
Socialism
ISRAEL
Income equality for the two sexes
SOVIET reunification
Respect all religions
Illegal immigration
TERRORISTS
Capitalism
Liberals in general but especially furries
Vastiuq wrote:United Jew association
Hexatanople wrote:9/10
Communist dictatorship whose only goal is to nuke the whole planet
Javait wrote:Go to gulag or hit in the face with a nuke.
Stats are only partially correct
Terrorists being massacred are still TERRORISTS
Human rights are given up when you give up your humanity
Biological sex = assigned sex
Capitalism is corruption. Corruption is fascism.
Hate speech comes with free speech.
▄︻デ══━一

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Balurchistan
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 04, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Balurchistan » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:17 am

Exorius wrote:You're fire for having "tails" in your name, you disgusting furry!

You are fired for being a member of the antifurry association.
Tails is a sonic character, dingus


Balurchistan, a free republic. It is in a Peaceful State
Новостная сеть Балурчистана: Civil War over! Free Republic has been established /// Vitayuz Manufacturing CEO being sued over using Chinese labour /// Weather: Katorograd (18°C), Nivaya (14°C) /// Turkestani rebel sects have fled into Balurchistan

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Sardinia-Sicily
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1045
Founded: May 01, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Sardinia-Sicily » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:18 am

You're Fired for being founded yesterday
Sardinia-Sicily
Governor of Free United States
“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.” — Romans 12:12
The Countryball in the flag is me
Alright well those wanting to know about me OOC (It's no one) here you go. To start with me politically, you might ask what I am. The answer? It's complicated. Socially I would consider myself a Libertarian, as I support the legalization of cannabis, reduction of government involvement, and letting people do what they wish as long as it doesn't break the law. Now Economically, I am very conservative as I support reduced taxes, mainly on the working class, I am pro-free market and support less government intervention. Foreign Policy wise, I am a Isolationist and support the end of American involvement in foreign countries.

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Elfilin
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1303
Founded: Oct 22, 2024
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Elfilin » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:23 am

YOU"RE FIRED for not coming to my defense when I was being threatened by the GSO
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Kanshitamahide
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Dec 01, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kanshitamahide » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:28 am

YOURE FIRED for not putting emphasis on the YOURE FIRED

ninja'd

YOURE HIRED because Elfilin (the character) is underrated as hell
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Chronically online, multifandom, a minor, has possible confidence issues, just here to be silly >:3
political compass: Economic Left/Right: -2.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.87
I am a furry btw (time to get jumped for it!)
professional thread killer and posting in wrong thread person
I am on forum 7 WAYYYYYY too much-
NATION NAME IS PRONOUNCED KAN-SHI-TAMA-HIDE {IPA: [kʰan˩˨ . ʃɪ˧˦˧ . t̬a˥ . maː˥˩ . hiː˧ . de˥]}
NS Stats and Policies are not canon and sleeping peacefully in Xai’s lap. We’re taking care of them both!
is NOT your favorite nation’s favorite nation
"She believed my projection and now I totally get it, forgot that inside the icon There's still a young enby from Indy" Lorde & Charli XCX, 2024 (edited to fit me :3)

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Love And Hatred
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 23, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Love And Hatred » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:32 am

YOU'RE FIRED for [Top Secrets] reasons.

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Punk RocknRollia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 110
Founded: May 17, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Punk RocknRollia » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:34 am

You're fired for yukky Love stuff
Hey, think the time is right
For a palace revolution


MAGA SUCKS!

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Elfilin
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1303
Founded: Oct 22, 2024
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Elfilin » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:36 am

YOU'RE FIRED for hating wholesome love
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Jar Wattinree
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1905
Founded: Dec 14, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:58 am

You’re fired for being a frog.
By the Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost
I will voyage 'cross the Multiverse to fight for what was lost!
From this realm of nuclear chaos, to a world beyond the stars
I will quest forever onwards, so far;
I will wield the Holy Hammer of Flame!
Unholy cosmic frost!

Ecce Princeps Dundonensis Imperator Ascendit In Astra Eterna!

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Elfilin
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Posts: 1303
Founded: Oct 22, 2024
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Elfilin » Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:09 am

YOU'RE FIRED for getting the species wrong!
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Jar Wattinree
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1905
Founded: Dec 14, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:43 am

You’re fired for daring to correct me!
By the Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost
I will voyage 'cross the Multiverse to fight for what was lost!
From this realm of nuclear chaos, to a world beyond the stars
I will quest forever onwards, so far;
I will wield the Holy Hammer of Flame!
Unholy cosmic frost!

Ecce Princeps Dundonensis Imperator Ascendit In Astra Eterna!

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