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IdontCare
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911, what is your [not] emergency?

Postby IdontCare » Sat Aug 31, 2024 7:33 pm

Re-creating this thread because the original one got deleted.

Here is how this thing works:

AN gives a silly scenario requiring that nation to call 911 for any reason.
YN replies with a similarly hilarious response to the call, then gives another fake emergency in the same reply.
Please do not reply to your own response.

E.g.

N1: Help! I accidentally posted cringe!

N2: Go touch grass and reflect on life.
Help! I forgot how to breathe!

N3: Here is a short tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Help! My Disguise Kit stopped working and I'm in a dire situation!

and so on and so forth.
DISCLAIMER: None of these emergencies are real, they are meant to be made up. If it sounds like a real emergency, use the actual 911.
Treat this thread as a 912, and please abide by the rules.

EDITS: Pronoun mishap and additional rule

I'll start.

Help! My nation ceased to exist!
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Republic of Libriano
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Sun Sep 01, 2024 10:41 am

Sir, the red button clearly said DON'T TOUCH! We'll send you to Max Barry for a NS rehab conversation.

911, something is fishy in your central!
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Librianese News: Libriano Officially in a state of war as it declares a war to liberate TKS from Totalitarian National Bolshevik Rule.
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IdontCare
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Founded: Aug 15, 2022
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Postby IdontCare » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:42 am

Let me guess, a red spy? sigh Not again...

911! I hath been rolled by the Rick!
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Rylland
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Founded: May 26, 2024
Father Knows Best State

Postby Rylland » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:45 am

I didn't send a "link"

911! Someone stole one of my dolphins and brought him to Romania!
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Matamorosia
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Posts: 87
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:55 am

Too bad, he was robbed anyway like the second he stepped in Romania.

911! I forgot to turn my stove on and my house is on ice!
The Remixi Times, May: Democratic Elections held in GKR. Independent Media possibly not fact checked. Valve to release Half-Life 3 “soon”. Dutch mafia growing too powerful. Koopas “bad” says some. Audience members must prepare for possible 4th wall breakings.
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Reantreet
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Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:58 am

tch dammit guess well send the ice department


911!! Please help! Im being a silly goober after watching too many CYN edits!
My stats are indeed canon, yes, EVERYTHING

I AM RETCONNING MY FACTBOOKS AND MY DISPATCHES, this is because I’m far too lazy to delete them all

Oranges are the absolute greatest thing to ever grace our lord-forsaken universe
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Republic of Libriano
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Posts: 186
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Tue Sep 03, 2024 6:00 am

We'll send N and V to your location for them to help you with your uncanny addiction.

911, Spongebob and Patrick are laughing behind my home it's very uncanny!
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Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation in APAC. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Libriano Officially in a state of war as it declares a war to liberate TKS from Totalitarian National Bolshevik Rule.
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IdontCare
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Founded: Aug 15, 2022
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Postby IdontCare » Wed Sep 04, 2024 5:48 am

I’m more surprised that you live in Bikini Bottom. Sorry, 911 doesn’t support any residences underwater, so I can’t help you here.

Help! Everyone within a 50 mile radius of me is doing the Kazotsky Kick!
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Boainn Bezy
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Founded: Mar 26, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Boainn Bezy » Wed Sep 04, 2024 5:52 am

Sir your the one doing the crime you must join in before it,s too late you will be fined for not joining in sooner.
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911 help I need your help to ask at a girl at school btw I,am homeschooled
Hello fellow humans I,am a normal human
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Matamorosia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Wed Sep 04, 2024 8:58 am

You’re fired.
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911, you want some free barbecue sauce?
The Remixi Times, May: Democratic Elections held in GKR. Independent Media possibly not fact checked. Valve to release Half-Life 3 “soon”. Dutch mafia growing too powerful. Koopas “bad” says some. Audience members must prepare for possible 4th wall breakings.
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Heilige Drachen
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Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 20, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Heilige Drachen » Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:04 am

Hell yeah baby!
911, I just saw a bad opinion and it made my eyes hurt like I was using light mode
Last edited by Heilige Drachen on Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:04 am, edited 2 times in total.
"When the holy Soup Bowl fell from the Sky, two holy Dragons were born. One male, and one female. The male Dragon represented the Truth. The female Dragon represented the Ideals."
NS stats got thrown into the Sun when the hamsters went on strike.
Current year in the Holy Dragon Theocracy is 2001.
DER KOBOLD-STADT NEUIGKEITEN: Riot in Hauptstraße kills 12 and injures 114 (2001/01/27) | Airship crashes in the heart of Zurich, hundreds dead (2001/01/29) | Kobold's Rights Activists become increasingly militant, shots fired indiscriminately in Hamburg (2001/02/04) | Various schools in Berlin receive bomb threats (2001/02/07)
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Republic of Libriano
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Posts: 186
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:16 am

Then nothing will help you as I would say use bleach, but it's is also light on eyes.

911, A guard has stolen my sweetroll!
Last edited by Republic of Libriano on Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation in APAC. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Libriano Officially in a state of war as it declares a war to liberate TKS from Totalitarian National Bolshevik Rule.
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 511
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:18 am

Go get it back!

911, maths is hard :(
DON'T USE NS STATS!

Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

Stand for unity! Stand for freedom! | Встаньте в единстве! Встаньте за свободу!

Hi, I'm Kaja (or Aniya), I mostly play this game for the worldbuilding, but I like coming to the forums to just sit and chat with others. I kinda have spikes of activity on here, sometimes going months at a time without interacting, but I made a few friends on this site. Here's some quick info about me:
Age: 18
Gender: Female (she/her)
Favourite Colours: Blue, pink, purple, and orange
Likes: Worldbuilding (obv), History, drawing, Eurofederalism, learning
Languages: English, German, Russian, Czech
Dislikes: MAGA-adjacent people

I'm also a furry.
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Heilige Drachen
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Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 20, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Heilige Drachen » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:28 am

Skill issue 8)
911, I just accidentally downloaded League of Legends
"When the holy Soup Bowl fell from the Sky, two holy Dragons were born. One male, and one female. The male Dragon represented the Truth. The female Dragon represented the Ideals."
NS stats got thrown into the Sun when the hamsters went on strike.
Current year in the Holy Dragon Theocracy is 2001.
DER KOBOLD-STADT NEUIGKEITEN: Riot in Hauptstraße kills 12 and injures 114 (2001/01/27) | Airship crashes in the heart of Zurich, hundreds dead (2001/01/29) | Kobold's Rights Activists become increasingly militant, shots fired indiscriminately in Hamburg (2001/02/04) | Various schools in Berlin receive bomb threats (2001/02/07)
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 511
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:29 am

Destroy the PC... NOW!

I may or may not have accidentally restarted the HRE
DON'T USE NS STATS!

Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

Stand for unity! Stand for freedom! | Встаньте в единстве! Встаньте за свободу!

Hi, I'm Kaja (or Aniya), I mostly play this game for the worldbuilding, but I like coming to the forums to just sit and chat with others. I kinda have spikes of activity on here, sometimes going months at a time without interacting, but I made a few friends on this site. Here's some quick info about me:
Age: 18
Gender: Female (she/her)
Favourite Colours: Blue, pink, purple, and orange
Likes: Worldbuilding (obv), History, drawing, Eurofederalism, learning
Languages: English, German, Russian, Czech
Dislikes: MAGA-adjacent people

I'm also a furry.
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IdontCare
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Posts: 22
Founded: Aug 15, 2022
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Postby IdontCare » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:34 am

Cool! Can I be your empire's Pope?

911, my cat is summoning interdimensional portals in my house again!
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Lbaniya
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Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:35 am

Get the wormhole scrambler...

911, my pencil broke during my exams!
DON'T USE NS STATS!

Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

Stand for unity! Stand for freedom! | Встаньте в единстве! Встаньте за свободу!

Hi, I'm Kaja (or Aniya), I mostly play this game for the worldbuilding, but I like coming to the forums to just sit and chat with others. I kinda have spikes of activity on here, sometimes going months at a time without interacting, but I made a few friends on this site. Here's some quick info about me:
Age: 18
Gender: Female (she/her)
Favourite Colours: Blue, pink, purple, and orange
Likes: Worldbuilding (obv), History, drawing, Eurofederalism, learning
Languages: English, German, Russian, Czech
Dislikes: MAGA-adjacent people

I'm also a furry.
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Simonia
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Posts: 3286
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Simonia » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:36 am

Good luck finding a new pencil!
911, my region was raided!
Hello there. I'm Simonia.
We have found what once was lost. The Kingdom is back, but at a cost.
Factbooks are outdated, but partly canon.
NS stats are not canon.
More lore coming “soon”.

What’s canon

Simonian News: Queen Simone missing since March, vice-queen Amy Camilla Anderson crowned as acting ruler
WIP
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The Dark Aether
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Founded: Nov 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Dark Aether » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:36 am

Leave!

911! Murder Drones season 2 won't come out what should i do?!
Last edited by The Dark Aether on Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:36 am, edited 1 time in total. 
NS stats and policies got blasted by 1000-THR Earthmover Benjamin, that means they aren't cannon
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
█████ Trans rights are human rights! █████
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 511
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:37 am

Cry.

911, I accidentally restarted the USSR
DON'T USE NS STATS!

Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

Stand for unity! Stand for freedom! | Встаньте в единстве! Встаньте за свободу!

Hi, I'm Kaja (or Aniya), I mostly play this game for the worldbuilding, but I like coming to the forums to just sit and chat with others. I kinda have spikes of activity on here, sometimes going months at a time without interacting, but I made a few friends on this site. Here's some quick info about me:
Age: 18
Gender: Female (she/her)
Favourite Colours: Blue, pink, purple, and orange
Likes: Worldbuilding (obv), History, drawing, Eurofederalism, learning
Languages: English, German, Russian, Czech
Dislikes: MAGA-adjacent people

I'm also a furry.
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Reantreet
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Posts: 121
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:38 am

arent they online?
ninja'd
uhh well get freedom for them


911 please a silly goober is massacring the gala
Last edited by Reantreet on Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
My stats are indeed canon, yes, EVERYTHING

I AM RETCONNING MY FACTBOOKS AND MY DISPATCHES, this is because I’m far too lazy to delete them all

Oranges are the absolute greatest thing to ever grace our lord-forsaken universe
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Simonia
Minister
 
Posts: 3286
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Simonia » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:43 am

Run away from the gala as fast as possible.
!flesti deppilf sah ytivarg ,119
Hello there. I'm Simonia.
We have found what once was lost. The Kingdom is back, but at a cost.
Factbooks are outdated, but partly canon.
NS stats are not canon.
More lore coming “soon”.

What’s canon

Simonian News: Queen Simone missing since March, vice-queen Amy Camilla Anderson crowned as acting ruler
WIP
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Heilige Drachen
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 20, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Heilige Drachen » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:47 am

Flip it back then. 8)
911, I'm being chased by a house fly
"When the holy Soup Bowl fell from the Sky, two holy Dragons were born. One male, and one female. The male Dragon represented the Truth. The female Dragon represented the Ideals."
NS stats got thrown into the Sun when the hamsters went on strike.
Current year in the Holy Dragon Theocracy is 2001.
DER KOBOLD-STADT NEUIGKEITEN: Riot in Hauptstraße kills 12 and injures 114 (2001/01/27) | Airship crashes in the heart of Zurich, hundreds dead (2001/01/29) | Kobold's Rights Activists become increasingly militant, shots fired indiscriminately in Hamburg (2001/02/04) | Various schools in Berlin receive bomb threats (2001/02/07)
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 511
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:49 am

Swat it.

911, I keep getting messaged, help!
DON'T USE NS STATS!

Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

Stand for unity! Stand for freedom! | Встаньте в единстве! Встаньте за свободу!

Hi, I'm Kaja (or Aniya), I mostly play this game for the worldbuilding, but I like coming to the forums to just sit and chat with others. I kinda have spikes of activity on here, sometimes going months at a time without interacting, but I made a few friends on this site. Here's some quick info about me:
Age: 18
Gender: Female (she/her)
Favourite Colours: Blue, pink, purple, and orange
Likes: Worldbuilding (obv), History, drawing, Eurofederalism, learning
Languages: English, German, Russian, Czech
Dislikes: MAGA-adjacent people

I'm also a furry.
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The Dark Aether
Envoy
 
Posts: 239
Founded: Nov 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Dark Aether » Wed Sep 04, 2024 12:07 pm

Skill Issue

911! Murder Drones season 2 won't come out what should i do?!
NS stats and policies got blasted by 1000-THR Earthmover Benjamin, that means they aren't cannon
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
█████ Trans rights are human rights! █████
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