The Collie's Battle Royale

[The Merry-Men]

(Sorry to butt in all of the sudden, gents!)

Name: Mary Rothberg
Age: 25
Height: 5'11
Weight: 70kg
Record: 0 - 0 - 0
Powers: Command of over 2 million individuals from the Merry Men terror group | Enhanced stamina | Enhanced agility | Trickery & sleight-of-hand tactics | Improvised weaponry expertise | Unpredictability
Weaponry: Thompson M1921 submachine gun, Remington cap-and-ball bulldog revolver, cane sword, butterfly knife, brass knuckles, vial of acid, concealed hat razor, razor blades sewn into her lapels and cuffs, knowledge of capoeira, judo, tai chi and cpaoeria as well as general dirty fighting tricks.
Homeplace: Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England, United Kingdom

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

The Collie continues diving, getting faster and faster. TN's men dump TN out of the throne they were using to carry him in an attempt to get him out of the way.
The Collie hits the ground face first, and is now unmoving...

*TN hisses as it falls, and its men work to put it back up, and it pokes the Collie before grabbing it*.... is it dead?....

"Syke!" says The Collie as he bites TN and runs behind a rock.

Far above the battlefield, a meteor streaked through the air, making sonic booms as it punched through the atmosphere on its way to the ground. It left a trail of smoke behind it, which cast shadows on the land below.

The meteor impacted some five kilometres from the battlefield, sending a small shockwave outward. As the dust settled, the drop pod unfurled, revealing one gleaming, reflective bot. It was a C-555 combat robot, coated in Strong-interaction material, giving it its characteristic reflective sheen. It was 99% reflective, making it either very visible in the environment or not at all. However, unlike a mirror, it was nigh-indestructable. Very few things could penetrate the armour, and only a strike to a specific spot on the bot could bring it down.
Even so, it was programmed with as many martial arts programs the Coalition could offer. And its target was five kilometres away.

The Collie turns his head to see the robot.
"More people to demolish! Hehehe!"

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

Far above the battlefield, a meteor streaked through the air, making sonic booms as it punched through the atmosphere on its way to the ground. It left a trail of smoke behind it, which cast shadows on the land below.

The meteor impacted some five kilometres from the battlefield, sending a small shockwave outward. As the dust settled, the drop pod unfurled, revealing one gleaming, reflective bot. It was a C-555 combat robot, coated in Strong-interaction material, giving it its characteristic reflective sheen. It was 99% reflective, making it either very visible in the environment or not at all. However, unlike a mirror, it was nigh-indestructable. Very few things could penetrate the armour, and only a strike to a specific spot on the bot could bring it down.
Even so, it was programmed with as many martial arts programs the Coalition could offer. And its target was five kilometres away.

The Collie turns his head to see the robot.
"More people to demolish! Hehehe!"

The C-555 spotted the Collie from afar. Its detectors, where eyes should be, saw the Collie's heat signature from three kilometres away. It raised its railgun to its shoulder, focusing on the Collie, and fired.

[Tesseris]

I saw Collie and immediately thought of this Genshin Impact Character: https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Collei#:~: ... 20Japanese.

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

I saw Collie and immediately thought of this Genshin Impact Character: https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Collei#:~: ... 20Japanese.

"What the hell is Genshin Impact?" says The Collie.

The Collie turns his head to see the robot.
"More people to demolish! Hehehe!"

The C-555 spotted the Collie from afar. Its detectors, where eyes should be, saw the Collie's heat signature from three kilometres away. It raised its railgun to its shoulder, focusing on the Collie, and fired.

"WHOA!" says The Collie as he dives to his right and narrowly avoids the railgun shot.
The Collie follows up by launching a barrage of fireballs.

[General TN]

*TN hisses as it falls, and its men work to put it back up, and it pokes the Collie before grabbing it*.... is it dead?....

"Syke!" says The Collie as he bites TN and runs behind a rock.

Far above the battlefield, a meteor streaked through the air, making sonic booms as it punched through the atmosphere on its way to the ground. It left a trail of smoke behind it, which cast shadows on the land below.

The meteor impacted some five kilometres from the battlefield, sending a small shockwave outward. As the dust settled, the drop pod unfurled, revealing one gleaming, reflective bot. It was a C-555 combat robot, coated in Strong-interaction material, giving it its characteristic reflective sheen. It was 99% reflective, making it either very visible in the environment or not at all. However, unlike a mirror, it was nigh-indestructable. Very few things could penetrate the armour, and only a strike to a specific spot on the bot could bring it down.
Even so, it was programmed with as many martial arts programs the Coalition could offer. And its target was five kilometres away.

The Collie turns his head to see the robot.
"More people to demolish! Hehehe!"

*TN hisses in pain*…. Gah!… annoying dog…. *It orders its men to bring it some weapons*

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

The C-555 spotted the Collie from afar. Its detectors, where eyes should be, saw the Collie's heat signature from three kilometres away. It raised its railgun to its shoulder, focusing on the Collie, and fired.

"WHOA!" says The Collie as he dives to his right and narrowly avoids the railgun shot.
The Collie follows up by launching a barrage of fireballs.

The C-555 dodged to the side and sent another volley of railgun bullets at the Collie. No need to reveal the strength of the armour just yet.

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"WHOA!" says The Collie as he dives to his right and narrowly avoids the railgun shot.
The Collie follows up by launching a barrage of fireballs.

The C-555 dodged to the side and sent another volley of railgun bullets at the Collie. No need to reveal the strength of the armour just yet.

The Collie sprints towards C-555 with glowing red eyes and blue flames on his paws!

[The Merry-Men]

-WRONG THREAD WUT, IGNORE THIS POST-

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

The C-555 dodged to the side and sent another volley of railgun bullets at the Collie. No need to reveal the strength of the armour just yet.

The Collie sprints towards C-555 with glowing red eyes and blue flames on his paws!

The bot threw down its weapon and pulled out a vibroknife from its sheath, ready for melee combat. Without words, it also sent for normal bots from orbit.
The characteristic meteors would soon start coming down, deploying their payloads...

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

The Collie sprints towards C-555 with glowing red eyes and blue flames on his paws!

The bot threw down its weapon and pulled out a vibroknife from its sheath, ready for melee combat. Without words, it also sent for normal bots from orbit.
The characteristic meteors would soon start coming down, deploying their payloads...

The Collie pounces on the bot, but quickly jumps back after almost getting stabbed.
"Pathetic!"

[Hetaru]

The bot threw down its weapon and pulled out a vibroknife from its sheath, ready for melee combat. Without words, it also sent for normal bots from orbit.
The characteristic meteors would soon start coming down, deploying their payloads...

The Collie pounces on the bot, but quickly jumps back after
almost getting stabbed.
"Pathetic!"

I am just here to see the battlefield going nuts, nothing special

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

The bot threw down its weapon and pulled out a vibroknife from its sheath, ready for melee combat. Without words, it also sent for normal bots from orbit.
The characteristic meteors would soon start coming down, deploying their payloads...

The Collie pounces on the bot, but quickly jumps back after almost getting stabbed.
"Pathetic!"

The bot sidesteps the Collie as a meteor plunges into the ground nearby, sending shockwaves that would knock nearly any living creature to the ground. The bot inside popped out and began firing its railgun at the Collie as the C-555 backed off to let carnage ensue.

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

I am just here to see the battlefield going nuts, nothing special

The Collie pounces on the bot, but quickly jumps back after almost getting stabbed.
"Pathetic!"

The bot sidesteps the Collie as a meteor plunges into the ground nearby, sending shockwaves that would knock nearly any living creature to the ground. The bot inside popped out and began firing its railgun at the Collie as the C-555 backed off to let carnage ensue.

The Collie quickly rolls around using super-speed to avoid being hit.
The Collie starts charging towards the mini-bots as a rain of death ensues across the battlefield.
General TN is blasted into the air, and a couple Blanford's Foxes are killed in the carnage!

[General TN]

I am just here to see the battlefield going nuts, nothing special

The bot sidesteps the Collie as a meteor plunges into the ground nearby, sending shockwaves that would knock nearly any living creature to the ground. The bot inside popped out and began firing its railgun at the Collie as the C-555 backed off to let carnage ensue.

The Collie quickly rolls around using super-speed to avoid being hit.
The Collie starts charging towards the mini-bots as a rain of death ensues across the battlefield.
General TN is blasted into the air, and a couple Blanford's Foxes are killed in the carnage!

(Sorry bout that, was not sure if I was still in, my bad…)
*TN gurgles as it is thrown in the air, before falling back down, shaking the ground as its large body hits it*… Gah!…. *Its men rush to help it up, struggling to lift it*
[Just a quick note, on TN’s section, add its army as a weapon, and it now weighs 21,942lbs]

[Etwepe]

*Ioannis returns, but now just watches*

[Hetaru]

Ok, im getting bored...
* casually calls an airstrike across the whole battlefield *

[General TN]

Ok, im getting bored...
* casually calls an airstrike across the whole battlefield *

*TN gurgles as it gets hit, its stomach sizzling while it regenerates*… Shoot those fools down!….
*Its men prepare and anti-aircraft system, preparing to aim*

[Hetaru]

*hides in bunker closeby*
Oops mistake

[General TN]

*hides in bunker closeby*
Oops mistake

*The anti-aircraft missiles are finally set up, and fire at the bombers, as TN’s men continue to struggle to get it up*

[Hetaru]

*hides in bunker closeby*
Oops mistake

*The anti-aircraft missiles are finally set up, and fire at the bombers, as TN’s men continue to struggle to get it up*

* also starts setting up A-AS and artillery *

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

The Collie quickly rolls around using super-speed to avoid being hit.
The Collie starts charging towards the mini-bots as a rain of death ensues across the battlefield.
General TN is blasted into the air, and a couple Blanford's Foxes are killed in the carnage!

The bots futilely fired and tried escaping the Collie's flaming paws, but were far too slow.

Soon, the meteor storm ceased. In total 50 bots had been deployed, each one grouping up and making their way to the battlefield to assist in the defeat of the Collie.
One group of five entered the vicinity of the Collie and set up a small dirt bunker on a hill nearby and began to fire at the Collie.

Ok, im getting bored...
* casually calls an airstrike across the whole battlefield *

Bots from around the battlefield begin firing their railguns at the bombers in the sky.

[Hetaru]

Oh uh ok... artillery war now i think... i am not gonna do well in these things
* As the bombers land elsewhere in the desert of mauritania, the artillery starts shooting the border collie anx General TN
[ stuffed sound " target aquired, 6 hits on the collie, 3 hits on TN " ]

[General TN]

Oh uh ok... artillery war now i think... i am not gonna do well in these things
* As the bombers land elsewhere in the desert of mauritania, the artillery starts shooting the border collie anx General TN

*TN hisses, and its men start firing the anti-aircraft systems again, while trying to defend TN*

[Hetaru]

Oh uh ok... artillery war now i think... i am not gonna do well in these things
* As the bombers land elsewhere in the desert of mauritania, the artillery starts shooting the border collie anx General TN

*TN hisses, and its men start firing the anti-aircraft systems again, while trying to defend TN*

On the positive side... the border collie got some more damage to deal with
They got 6 hits, General TN got 3 or 4 hits