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0rganization
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Posts: 201
Founded: Mar 28, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby 0rganization » Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:29 am

I TOOK A WALK IN THE PARK AND MET IMPOSTOR FROM AMONG US (Ft. POMNI) (GONE WRONG)

I touch grass
Official name is The Organization
This is Free Ravensburg's New Account | Will get to lore in about a 7 month when you ask me | Used to be a borb that lived in the F7 servers, but now a dragon living inside your walls after fighting a spider in the server room | NSStats still accused of treason to the Republic | TG me if you want AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times and Radio LLC (old nation's sig news) | Currently waiting on TET Analog Horror




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Matamorosia



Civil Servant


 


Posts: 6


Founded: Oct 19, 2021


Inoffensive Centrist Democracy









Postby Matamorosia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:31 am 


GO TOUCH GRASS CHALLENGE (POMNI BABY)(PREGNANT SONIC)(GONE WRONG)(NOT CLICKBAIT)
(GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER, YOURE SO SKIBITI SONG RAP)

I visit Moscow.


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The Remixi Times, May: Traffic Jam leaves Novo Jarkö unsupplied. Distance smaller than Plank Length discovered, measured at 10^-55m. Cheat detected! - <Plague Name> is a cheat! For obvious reasons, you will not be given a score. Burger joint shut down, burgers too crusty. Honšu experiences Heatwave of 40°C.




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Newlandiqois



Political Columnist


 


Posts: 3


Founded: Feb 29, 2024


New York Times Democracy









Postby Newlandiqois » Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:37 am 


VISITING MOSCOW AT 3 AM :shock: :shock: :shock: (GONE WRONG) (I MET CATNAP IN RUSSIAN JAIL)

I opened a random box


Joined NationStates on 29 September 2023. | NS Stats are not canon. | Same user as Newlandiq orNewlandiqia. | Check my WA proposal. | Ultimate F7er of 10000 Islands. | Call me a winterposter.




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Dairasam



Envoy


 


Posts: 305


Founded: Jun 14, 2023


Psychotic Dictatorship









Postby Dairasam » Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:38 am 


48 HOUR MOSCOW TOUR CHALLENGE (SOMEONE F***ING DIED) (MUSIC VIDEO AT THE END) (WE GOT ARRESTED, TORTURED, AND HORRIBLY BEATEN) || generic YouTube name with an x in it

---ninja'd---

DEATH BOX CHALLENGE FOR 48 HOURS (SOMEONE F***ING DIED) (SKIBIDI SIGMA RAP)

Doing the Tube Challenge


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THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanese spy who decided to ruin his life with politics
I like multitasking exams and the internet.
NS stats and policies ain't canon.




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New Crywyzyxycynya



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Posts: 11


Founded: Feb 12, 2024


Tyranny by Majority









Postby New Crywyzyxycynya » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:07 am 


We Raced USAIN BOLT across LONDON!!! (Live Footage)

I made pancakes poorly.


A small Eastern European nation loosely based on Poland and its neighbors. Also known as:
New Crwyxyzywaayynaya
Neue Crybabyzexicnyanya
New WhateverThatNameIs
New Crychkchkchkchk- Crychkchkchk- START D*** IT!
Wyxznweywzxweyw
New fgb4e8fgh897eiugudrijshg8ahfijhwe458ui
Noo Kriuisiksikinia
New cryjdktyplwryshydyw
New Crizcroscrashchinga
New Crucificationa
New Crfin or New C
Nouvelle Croisquessein
 NS stats are canon except for population.




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Silliy



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Posts: 24


Founded: Apr 05, 2023


Democratic Socialists









Postby Silliy » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:10 am 


I MADE PANCAKES HORRIBLY!!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) (FT. POMNI) (ALMOST DIED)

So yeah, I pushed him into a lake.


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[☺︎]WELCOME TO ONE OF THE SILLIEST NATIONS ON NS!!!![☺︎]

SNN|48°F|LIVE ▶️ | It's so nice to finally have the Silliyan News Network finally be up and on air again after having the tyrannical rule of "The Outage" overthrown by our past leaders, The Eternal Order of Colon Three.  Furries are back to roaming the streets again, therians are going public gearing plus doing quadrobics in public, and oh what a joy it is to see the color and life return back to Silliy once again! In memory of The Socialist Thalassocracy of Tidelia, who was a good part of Refugia and its RMB.

WE'RE A THORN GLOGNUT POWERED  JARD BODGLORG FUELED MORONICALLY SILLY NATION
We aren't a nation you should mess with, we survived.
YES I KNOW IM LATE TO THE TREND GET OFF MY CASE




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Washington-Columbia



Diplomat


 


Posts: 681


Founded: Jan 29, 2022


Civil Rights Lovefest









Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:11 am 


I DID THE COOKING BREAKFAST CHALLENGE! (ft. Mortz) (GONE WRONG)

le Ninja'd

FROZEN LAKE TAHOE 48 HOUR CHALLENGE! (GONE WRONG) (NEARLY DIED) 
 I adopted a child with ADHD.


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CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have been sleeping since smoking too much grass 2 years ago

CBC N5 Weekly News: Skirmishes in Gansu and Sichuan between secessionists and the FSC - Man kills 5 demons in Asago - world's first Fusion Power Plant opens in Montana - Construction Companies finally accept to let workers in Dubai fly back to their home countries
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
STRAIGHT CIS ALLY




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Ravemath



Envoy


 


Posts: 229


Founded: Mar 09, 2024


New York Times Democracy









Postby Ravemath » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:12 am 


AN doesn't have a sentence to clickbaitify, so I'll do AAN's. 

I MADE PANCAKES FROM OVER- AND UNNATURALLY FED CHICKEN EGGS AND COW MILK!!! I LOVE TORTURE!!!!

Ninja'd

I adopted a child that always says SKIBIDI????!?!?? WHY IS SHE OBSESSED WITH SKIBIDI TOILET?????

I drove past a farm.


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Rodmenia



Lobbyist


 


Posts: 15


Founded: Oct 12, 2023


Father Knows Best State









Postby Rodmenia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:16 am 


I DROVE PAST OLD MCDONALDS FARM AT 3AM!(GONE WRONG)(POPPY PLAYTIME)(BABY GRONK)

visiting a museum


Welcome to Rodmenia! As you can see, we are kinda obsessed with Rods.
A Class 0.06 Civilization according to this index.

_[' ]_
(-_Q) ─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻
NS stats were purged due to the heresy they display.
GENERATION 42: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.




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0rganization



Envoy


 


Posts: 201


Founded: Mar 28, 2024


Left-Leaning College State









Postby 0rganization » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:20 am 


I STAYED AT A MUSEUM OVERNIGHT FOR 24 HOURS CHALLENGE 3 AM (Ft. POMNI SKIBIDI TOILET) (GONE WRONG) (DANGEROUS) (I MET PURPLE GUY IMPOSTOR AMONG US) (I'M IN JAIL?!?!?!!???!?)

Going to church


Official name is The Organization
This is Free Ravensburg's New Account | Will get to lore in about a 7 month when you ask me | Used to be a borb that lived in the F7 servers, but now a dragon living inside your walls after fighting a spider in the server room | NSStats still accused of treason to the Republic | TG me if you want AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times and Radio LLC (old nation's sig news) | Currently waiting on TET Analog Horror




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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries



Senator


 


Posts: 3668


Founded: Aug 30, 2022


Corrupt Dictatorship









Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:44 am 


Going to visit Skipit fortnite among us halal god (free gigachad rizz omg floo xxxtentacion hotmail lionel ronaldo jr mewing chiquibai 3° xocas etesech golden toy puppet ohio ruben tuesta yt pro insano globo de texto 51 decadencia 777 classic ONLY FOR $3909.99 give credit card info) 8) :kiss: :bow: :mad: :idea: :? :shock: 



I blew up Malaysia


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"We offered them an olive branch, they declined it. Now we shall meet them with bayonets fixed the ends of our rifles."
- Karl von Larenz, "Plowshares to Swords" speech in Beisinghausen

Karl von Larenz invited to Moscow to see Destroyed M1A1 Abrams “Only one Abrams? You should come visit one of our scrapyards next time, you’d be surprised.” He remarks.

Want Cheap Equipment? Visit Karl's Warehouse!
A bunch of space mercs Authoritarian oligarchy led by Karl von Larenz 
Member of KTO, Founder of FWC




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Jorsania



Bureaucrat


 


Posts: 51


Founded: Aug 11, 2023


Capitalizt









Postby Jorsania » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:46 am 


I BLEW UP MALAYSIA AT 3AM!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SUPER SCAREY) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SKIBBIDI SIGMA POMMI CAME TO MY HOUSE)

I breathed in Oxygen


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Its never a warcrime the first time
Jesse we need to drop a BLU-117 Jdam on the Gaza-strip
MY NATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DENMARK OR NORDIC COUNTRIES >:(
Tier 6 tech/Level 0 Arcane/Type 5.9 Influence according to this index
Ignore my Autocracy Policy. It was an accident :(
Jorsania was here




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Gorutimania



Chargé d'Affaires


 


Posts: 430


Founded: Sep 11, 2023


Psychotic Dictatorship









Postby Gorutimania » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:46 am 


I BREATHED OXYGEN (TOOK 5 SECONDS) AT 3AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buying a FIFA game


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THIS IS MY SIG
GET YOUR OWN
DRAKE IS OVER PARTY




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The Web Citadel



Spokesperson


 


Posts: 140


Founded: Mar 22, 2024


Left-Leaning College State









Postby The Web Citadel » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:49 am 


BUYING THE RONALDO CD AT 3AM (COPS CALLED!!) (76 SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL)

i got a flat tyre on my car


THE WEB CITADEL (the user formerly known as Duotona)
"no matter where you go, everyone's connected."
haha! you thought this was a news ticker, you fool! ||| factbooks are so boring to write once you're done with the history ||| that's yuyuko from touhou on the flag. no, she's not an anime girl.
  • centrist, if not slightly liberal 
  • furry, i suppose 
  • will geek out about electronic music 
  • 300m from your location and rapidly approaching
british




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Greater Sus



Civil Servant


 


Posts: 6


Founded: Sep 20, 2021


Left-Leaning College State









Postby Greater Sus » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:49 am 


FIND OUT NOW HOW BLOWING UP MALAYSIA GOT THIS COP TO HIS JOB POSITION! FOLLOW HIS AMAZING YOURNEY! FIND INSPIRATION! FULLFILL YOUR DREAMS! PAY ONLY [2 Kidneys] TO FIND OUT!!!!!

I woke up today, had a good sleep, Got 8 hours under my Belt and my Alarm woke me up at the right time where i set it to go off
/ninjad



WANT TO FIND OUT HOW TO GO THE EXTRA MILE????!!!! IS THE OLD HORSEPOWER NUMBER ON YOUR CAR DISPLAY TO BORING? Well, I GOT THE TIP FOR YOU. AFTER FLATTENING MY TIRES I DISCOVERED THAT YOU TURBO SPEED [You cant sue me if you crash, thats your fault]

I woke up today, had a good sleep, Got 8 hours under my Belt and my Alarm woke me up at the right time where i set it to go off


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Remulia



Diplomat


 


Posts: 619


Founded: Jun 22, 2014


Inoffensive Centrist Democracy









Postby Remulia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:54 am 


YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHEN I WAS WOKE UP BY MY ALARM!!

I played Rise of Nations as the romans, and conquered the entire world.


FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES 

 NSstats aren't used by this nation. 

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.




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Sklobia



Lobbyist


 


Posts: 24


Founded: Jul 24, 2020


Liberal Democratic Socialists









Postby Sklobia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:55 am 


[to Greater Sus] SKIBIDI TOILET IMPOSTER was about to KILL ME in MY SLEEP at 3AM, but my ALARM SAVED ME!! (skibidi toilet sucks)

Edit: Got ninja'd.
[to Remulia] I BROUGHT BACK THE ROMAN EMPIRE FROM THE DEAD AND TOOK OVER THE WORLD!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (WATCH UNTIL THE END)

I went to the store to get some milk.


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GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment




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Boainn BEZY



Civil Servant


 


Posts: 7


Founded: Mar 26, 2024


Corporate Police State









Postby Boainn BEZY » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:56 am 


I went to the store to get milk at 3 am found my dad!!!!!
_________________________________________________
I ran up the stairs




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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries



Senator


 


Posts: 3668


Founded: Aug 30, 2022


Corrupt Dictatorship









Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:57 am 


DAD SIMULATOR !!!!1!111!!!11! NOT CLICKBAIT (GONE SEXUAL MISSING)


ninjad
FALLING UP THE STAIRS CHALLENGE!!!!1111 (GONE SEXUAL) (DIFFICULTY LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE :eyebrow: :? :meh: :o :blush: :o :evil: )


BN: 
HELP I AM TURNING INTO PALM KNEE!!!!!!11!111!!!


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"We offered them an olive branch, they declined it. Now we shall meet them with bayonets fixed the ends of our rifles."
- Karl von Larenz, "Plowshares to Swords" speech in Beisinghausen

Karl von Larenz invited to Moscow to see Destroyed M1A1 Abrams “Only one Abrams? You should come visit one of our scrapyards next time, you’d be surprised.” He remarks.

Want Cheap Equipment? Visit Karl's Warehouse!
A bunch of space mercs Authoritarian oligarchy led by Karl von Larenz 
Member of KTO, Founder of FWC




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Matamorosia



Civil Servant


 


Posts: 6


Founded: Oct 19, 2021


Inoffensive Centrist Democracy









Postby Matamorosia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:06 am 


Stuff about palms.

I go to the movies.


The Remixi Times, May: Traffic Jam leaves Novo Jarkö unsupplied. Distance smaller than Plank Length discovered, measured at 10^-55m. Cheat detected! - <Plague Name> is a cheat! For obvious reasons, you will not be given a score. Burger joint shut down, burgers too crusty. Honšu experiences Heatwave of 40°C.




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Canvalland



Spokesperson


 


Posts: 148


Founded: Sep 20, 2018


Left-Leaning College State









Postby Canvalland » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:08 am 


Best on-screens today, RANKED 1 to 5


Respublik nas Canvalland
En Dellingen var naar!

IC: Centrist-Progressivism, Modern-day Ásatrú follower, Liberalism, Pro-Gun Ownership
IRL: Democratic Socialist, Anti-Capitalism, Mandatory Gun Ownership, LGBT+ Rights, Anti-theism, Zero-State Solution (More precisely, a united and secular Levant State)
Psychology and German Major
You found the hidden sentence, yay!




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Opressiani



Secretary


 


Posts: 27


Founded: May 19, 2021


Psychotic Dictatorship









Postby Opressiani » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:29 am 


AN didn't give something to clickbaitify, so I'll just bullshit:

We met SUSSY WUSSY and BLUE QUANDALE DINGLE at MCDONALDS at 3 AM?! (GONE HORRIFIC) (VBUCKS GIVEAWAY IN DESCRIPTION!)


Opressiani is gloriously issue free. Always.
 Doing things outside F7 since May 14th, 2024
Will I ever write a factbook? Sooner or later™. I have a whole headcanon, just too lazy to write it out... :P
My irl political opinion changes depending on who I'm trolling. None of you are safe. /j
NS Stats given a nice massage and some champagne (they're canon since no factbooks)
Quote museum:
Meslokia wrote:
New American Union State wrote:Mhmm sure

I'm going to sell you online
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:I was phone:

>Be me
>Sit at table eating a jelo
>Phone ring
>"Hello"
>"Hello Jon Lenon is kil"
>"No"
Jorsania wrote:Granted! The fog has c*mmed




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Avrelis



Attaché


 


Posts: 73


Founded: Feb 24, 2022


Iron Fist Consumerists









Postby Avrelis » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:32 am 


an clickbaitified but didnt give us one to clickbaitify s here's one for yall

taylor swift's new album releases april 19!


I am the globgogabgalab




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Opressiani



Secretary


 


Posts: 27


Founded: May 19, 2021


Psychotic Dictatorship









Postby Opressiani » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:37 am 


Avrelis wrote:an clickbaitified but didnt give us one to clickbaitify s here's one for yall

taylor swift's new album releases april 19!

Lol my bad, I'm just a hypocrite now :(

/skipme


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Opressiani is gloriously issue free. Always.
 Doing things outside F7 since May 14th, 2024
Will I ever write a factbook? Sooner or later™. I have a whole headcanon, just too lazy to write it out... :P
My irl political opinion changes depending on who I'm trolling. None of you are safe. /j
NS Stats given a nice massage and some champagne (they're canon since no factbooks)
Quote museum:
Meslokia wrote:
New American Union State wrote:Mhmm sure

I'm going to sell you online
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:I was phone:

>Be me
>Sit at table eating a jelo
>Phone ring
>"Hello"
>"Hello Jon Lenon is kil"
>"No"
Jorsania wrote:Granted! The fog has c*mmed




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Cheroa



Lobbyist


 


Posts: 20


Founded: Apr 24, 2023


Left-Leaning College State









Postby Cheroa » Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:57 am 


WE SNUCK INTO TAYLOR SWIFTS SECRET MANSION AT 3AM!!!!! (GONE WRONG) (FOUND SECRET SATANIC ALBUM) (MRBEAST DIED) (ILLUMINATI KIDNAPPED US) (TAYLOR SWIFT AND KAI CENAT DATING CONFIRMED) 

Getting detention at school


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