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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 199
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:42 am

Matamorosia wrote:Actual floor 23 is vacant.

nah this is Floor #24
New Vavlar wrote:F20 is a secret rocket fuel storage facility

#21
Siluravia wrote:Floor 23 is a flag museum with the flag of every CTE Nation

#22
Silliy wrote:F24 is literally just a museum of every boykisser image, meme, and gif, as well as a section purely dedicated to mauzymice, the guy who made this silly little goober.

#25

/skipme
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Great Kerguelen Islands
Envoy
 
Posts: 277
Founded: Feb 27, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Great Kerguelen Islands » Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:53 am

F26 is an infinite laser game who look like the level 1 of the the Backrooms
Last edited by Great Kerguelen Islands on Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:53 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Wisteria and Surrounding Territories
Envoy
 
Posts: 217
Founded: Jan 19, 2024
Corporate Bordello

Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:01 am

F27 IS level one of the Backrooms
Headlines: Rouge General returns from diplomatic mess! || Заголовки: Руж Генерал возвращается из дипломатической неразберихи!

“It is raining so hard out there, I just saw Superman getting into a cab.” -Jimmy Walker.
I forgot to update this month, so I'll wait until June.
History
What is "The Cheese War"?
Wisterian Armed Forces
Even before I learned of Milei, this is how I pictured President Jax Collidge!

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Taiqar
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Apr 29, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Taiqar » Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:04 am

F28 holds a singular pea
Remember Nanjing, 1937.

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I'm gay if you couldn't tell already :3

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Jorsania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Aug 11, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Jorsania » Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:16 am

F29 is a room filled with radioactive elements
Its never a warcrime the first time
Jesse we need to drop a BLU-117 Jdam on the Gaza-strip
MY NATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DENMARK OR NORDIC COUNTRIES >:(
Tier 6 tech/Level 0 Arcane/Type 5.9 Influence according to this index
Ignore my Autocracy Policy. It was an accident :(
Jorsania was here

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Silliy
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Apr 05, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Silliy » Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:22 am

F30 gives you a weird feeling in your guts. There's also a large crowd.
[☺︎]WELCOME TO ONE OF THE SILLIEST NATIONS ON NS!!!![☺︎]

SNN|48°F|LIVE ▶️ | It's so nice to finally have the Silliyan News Network finally be up and on air again after having the tyrannical rule of "The Outage" overthrown by our past leaders, The Eternal Order of Colon Three.  Furries are back to roaming the streets again, therians are going public gearing plus doing quadrobics in public, and oh what a joy it is to see the color and life return back to Silliy once again! In memory of The Socialist Thalassocracy of Tidelia, who was a good part of Refugia and its RMB.

WE'RE A THORN GLOGNUT POWERED JARD BODGLORG FUELED MORONICALLY SILLY NATION
We aren't a nation you should mess with, we survived.
YES I KNOW IM LATE TO THE TREND GET OFF MY CASE

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Wisteria and Surrounding Territories
Envoy
 
Posts: 217
Founded: Jan 19, 2024
Corporate Bordello

Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:51 pm

F31 is the lounge for Cameramen of the Cheese War
Headlines: Rouge General returns from diplomatic mess! || Заголовки: Руж Генерал возвращается из дипломатической неразберихи!

“It is raining so hard out there, I just saw Superman getting into a cab.” -Jimmy Walker.
I forgot to update this month, so I'll wait until June.
History
What is "The Cheese War"?
Wisterian Armed Forces
Even before I learned of Milei, this is how I pictured President Jax Collidge!

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GIMMICK NATION
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 20, 2007
Capitalist Paradise

Postby GIMMICK NATION » Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:31 pm

Floor 32 contains the Canadian Tire Guy, and he can't wait to tell you about the great new thing he has that's sure to make your life easier!
Live life the badass way!
Hark! A quote!
Fionnuala_Saoirse wrote:
The Holy Twig wrote:I was not aware that marmite was a fundamental part of Christianity.


And Jesus said unto them "Go forth and discard thy humour"
You deserve a ROBOT WAIFU today!: Cute Single Robots In Your Area!

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Jorsania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Aug 11, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Jorsania » Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:27 am

F33 has a warning sign that says “F34 is a bit freaky”
Last edited by Jorsania on Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
Its never a warcrime the first time
Jesse we need to drop a BLU-117 Jdam on the Gaza-strip
MY NATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DENMARK OR NORDIC COUNTRIES >:(
Tier 6 tech/Level 0 Arcane/Type 5.9 Influence according to this index
Ignore my Autocracy Policy. It was an accident :(
Jorsania was here

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Etwepe
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 127
Founded: Feb 28, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Etwepe » Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:49 am

F34 is filled with the thing you're scared of the most, and it changes based on your fears
*/l、
゙(゚、 。 7
l、゙ ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\ /| • • |\
Koji has two kids now!... and a spider!
This is Koji. Put him (and his family) in your sig so he can travel the NS world!

Ignore the "No Internet" policy
Christian Conservative(deal with it)

New TETster!

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Ineva
Minister
 
Posts: 3086
Founded: Dec 16, 2023
Corporate Bordello

Postby Ineva » Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:57 am

F35 is a normal Tire Center, complete with customers, desk staff, auto parts, mounts, jacks, and tires.
Ineva
Ineva, OoC.
Observant CaTETholic.
Second-best F7er of April 2024!
Want a news box? Use the pre tag.
Ineva represents my real political views.
Establish foreign relations with Ineva here.
If you have any questions about G-d, TG me.
Ineva is like Israel. It is not actually Israel.
This Index classifies Ineva as Tier 8, Type 4, Class 2.
IC population is 11.12 million. Everything else is canon.
A cordial thank you to Statesburg for teaching me about the pre tag.
Abortion is murder.
Stand with ISRAEL.
FTR2TS = Genocide.
- Inevan Signature News - Etwepe becomes Registered Ally | Nu Elysium becomes Registered Foe | Memorial service held for Goo Goo | Memorial service held for The second Akane Kurokawa | Ancientania becomes Registered Ally | Ravemath becomes Registered Ally

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Eusan Federation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 754
Founded: Mar 08, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Eusan Federation » Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:08 am

F36 is actually 3 smaller floors in a massive trenchcoat
Tech level: Borderline MT/PMT in the Frontier Territories, late PMT with FT elements in the “home system.” Semi-isolationist. Based on Signalis’ Eusan Nation and Eusan Empire, controlling both of their former territories plus territories in the NS world, which are the base of operations for RP scenarios. Demographics of NS territories leans strongly towards more Replikas than humans. (the term Gestalt has been abolished in this timeline) Most NS stats are non-canon, though they generally paint an ok picture of how things are. Autocracy and No Immigration are not canon. Partially based on my IRL views.

Canon population in the Frontier Territories: 180,000,109
Canon population in the home system: ~40B (roughly, spread out over 6 planets) NOTE: the home system is rarely used for RP.

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Etwepe
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 127
Founded: Feb 28, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Etwepe » Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:33 pm

F40 is... a church, a whole entire Catholic church
*/l、
゙(゚、 。 7
l、゙ ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\ /| • • |\
Koji has two kids now!... and a spider!
This is Koji. Put him (and his family) in your sig so he can travel the NS world!

Ignore the "No Internet" policy
Christian Conservative(deal with it)

New TETster!

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Greater Sarvente
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 04, 2024
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Greater Sarvente » Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:03 am

The 41st floor is full of hot anime nuns with guns.
My waifu is not a countryball. (σ‸σ)
Waifus are flags now, deal with it.
Waifus make life worth it. Where's your waifu?

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Beliras
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Posts: 199
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:24 am

/yesit'sstillbumpfest
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Matamorosia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:14 am

Floor 42 is another Coca-Cola Factory.

Due to a design flaw, liters of cola is flooding floor 41, and a lot of smog onto floor 43.
Sorry!
Last edited by Matamorosia on Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:14 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Remixi Times, May: Traffic Jam leaves Novo Jarkö unsupplied. Distance smaller than Plank Length discovered, measured at 10^-55m. Cheat detected! - <Plague Name> is a cheat! For obvious reasons, you will not be given a score. Burger joint shut down, burgers too crusty. Honšu experiences Heatwave of 40°C.

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Grandocantorica
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Grandocantorica » Sun Apr 21, 2024 7:50 am

Floor 43 is a pool room.
Welcome To The Home of Democratic Socialism

OPENLY ANTI-RAIDER

Long Live Grandocantorica! Thou Shall Live All Hypocrisy!

NEWS: Glorious Motherland; Grandocantorica, gets in a 5-nation civil war and wins. The Gula buys East Urbana. We establish the 4th Territory of Grandocantorica. We capture Leone HQ. 

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Gaybeans
Diplomat
 
Posts: 563
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Gaybeans » Sun Apr 21, 2024 7:56 am

Floor 44 is a maze of computers set up with hunched, pasty demons trying to achieve a Trail to Oregon speedrun record. There is the faint smell of petrichor and sweat, dark except for green text on screens.
]|I{•------»CAULK YOUR WAGON, MOUTHFACE«------•}I|[
she/her - godless heathen - gu sprogail
Θώθ

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Matamorosia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:04 am

Floor 45 is an artillery room, designed like a Union Boat in the Civil War, it shoots outwards towards threats and even has a ammo storage.
The Remixi Times, May: Traffic Jam leaves Novo Jarkö unsupplied. Distance smaller than Plank Length discovered, measured at 10^-55m. Cheat detected! - <Plague Name> is a cheat! For obvious reasons, you will not be given a score. Burger joint shut down, burgers too crusty. Honšu experiences Heatwave of 40°C.

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Trepave
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 04, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Trepave » Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:07 am

Floor 46 has nothing except a wall with a piece of paper stapled on it, the paper has ":3" written on it
does something really cool

:3

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.---.
"Maybe then I could begin to feel like
They could keep up with the semi-automatic
Static that's keeping me up
It drives me forward every moment
Makes sure I don't stop too long to
Smell the flowers
I been here too long I might
Burn up and explode"
PRESSURE BOMB 3?!?! - Jharia
Bi, Male, He/Him
"School Computer" Account of Gaila (i have the password on my home comp now)
This nation does NOT reflect my beliefs, I just wanted to make an evil nation for fun :3
Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
unironic Browns fan
F7 addict
Will work my overview “soon”
might start using þ
NS Stats and Policies has good healthcare

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Nyoskova
Envoy
 
Posts: 347
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nyoskova » Mon Apr 22, 2024 2:52 pm

F47 imitates Valley View Center.
╲╲╲ ╱╱╱
╲╲╲╳╱╱╱
Home to fantastic flora and fauna, resulting from millennia of accidents, anomalies, mistakes, and the triumph and wrath of Mother Nature—inhabited by a community of innate aesthetes and survivalists with supernatural aspects, interested only in the balance and well-being of all flora and fauna, including themselves…
I appreciate all posts regardless of effort. Feel free to skip me! ⥾ I’m bisexual & genderfluid. I accept all pronouns. You don’t have to worry about unintentionally offending me. ⥾ I don’t know how smart or wrong I am. ⥾ I find gender roles redundant. ⥾ I like Mother Earth, hiking, sketching, cats, birds, deer, bicycles (over any other vehicle), lo-fi, winter, Totoro, Nausicaä, Princess Mononoke, Moomin, Genshin, & Monty Python.
⸙ ⫯ ⥾ ⩅  ƸXƷ  ⩅ ⥾ ⫯ ⸙

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00-ARIA
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 28, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby 00-ARIA » Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:35 pm

F48: a glossy white room, utterly featureless, occupied only by thirteen sleek black gynoids. They stare at you through their eyeless faceplates as you pass through, and refuse all interaction. They just stand and stare.
COGITO ERGO REGO

Just a network of arcologies governed by a sapient supercomputer, dedicated to preventing humanity from destroying itself.
The more depressed/cynical I am, the more my beliefs match my nation.
Protect Failsafe; she's precious.

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Ravemath
Envoy
 
Posts: 244
Founded: Mar 09, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ravemath » Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:49 pm

Floor 49: A Backrooms-themed escape room that might actually lead to the Backrooms.
i have autism and ocd!!!!! hrmmmm hrmmmm hrmmmm hrmmmmm imma go play rush e now

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Jorsania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Aug 11, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Jorsania » Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:47 pm

F50 is a singular sign that reads
“We’re halfway there! OOOOOO! Livin on a prayer!”
Last edited by Jorsania on Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Its never a warcrime the first time
Jesse we need to drop a BLU-117 Jdam on the Gaza-strip
MY NATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DENMARK OR NORDIC COUNTRIES >:(
Tier 6 tech/Level 0 Arcane/Type 5.9 Influence according to this index
Ignore my Autocracy Policy. It was an accident :(
Jorsania was here

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Hetaru
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Dec 22, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hetaru » Tue Apr 23, 2024 2:19 pm

F51.... not sure but i have the idea for food storage
Year: 2457, Earthley equivalent: 2021

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