Curse a Wish

[Ravemath]

Granted, the globe has a location of every factory farm on Earth as a red dot.

I wish for a porkchop.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, and the monkey's paw says that the porkchop is actually made of steak, so you don't get the real deal.

I wish Dan Schneider was rejected in his job application to Nickelodeon.

[Ineva]

Wish granted. Harvey Weinstein has now taken his place.

I wish to end world hunger.

[Terran Capitalistic Nations]

Granted! But , you make another problem : World Dehydration.

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I wish to own a Ford Mustang GT Premium FastBack

[Experina]

Granted, it's at in unknown country, so you have to search every country for it, good luck!

I wish to be good at everything.

[The Dark Aether]

Granted! Now you are dead

I wish for Halflife 3

[Dutch Socialist States]

Granted, but the only way to play it is on a single broken Windows 7 hidden somewhere in Oklahoma

I want more US political parties

[Matamorosia]

Granted. You get the new Republican Party that replaces the old Republican Party and the New Democrat party that replaces the old democrat party, so basically nothing as changed, also we Add the Social Party, of Democratic Socialism fame, just because.

I wish for a new PC to Play Cities Skylines 2.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

Granted. You get the new Republican Party that replaces the old Republican Party and the New Democrat party that replaces the old democrat party, so basically nothing as changed, also we Add the Social Party, of Democratic Socialism fame, just because.

I wish for a new PC to Play Cities Skylines 2.

Granted! You can never stop playing, and if you turn it off you suffer cardiac arrest.

I want all fresh water in third-world countries to be replaced with hand sanitizer, for all first and second-world country food supplies to be replaced with exact copies made of asbestos, for all governments to be abolished for corporations to rule the world, and a box of Dominos pizza.

[0rganization]

Granted, but you still don't have enough sin points to become the CEO of Hell

I wish i could not cringe at things in movies

[Exwhylia]

Granted! You now experience no emotional responses to movies at all!

I wish that the laws of physics did not exist!

[Experina]

Granted, the entire universe, including yourself collapses into atoms, as everything is destroyed into atoms for forever, with no gravity.

I wish for superluminal travel!

[Vive Salem]

Granted!You have faster-than-light speed and you can't stop moving at this speed!

I wish for a 100 houses.

[Opressiani]

Granted! You now have 100 terraria npc houses.

I wish for the power of telekinesis.

[Foudina]

Granted! You will have Schizophrenia due to using too much of your mental energy

I wish for the world to be Balkanized into HOI4 States.

[Dutch Socialist States]

Granted, but every single time a country unifies, a LOUD super event will happen over 200 decibels

i want to become better at HOI4

[Experina]

Granted! You're now better at Hearts of Iron 1, enjoy getting access and playing this game!

I wish for nothing.

[Liberza]

Congratulations! You have now created an eternally hungry void that eats outwards at all matter in the universe at terrifying speeds, starting with Earth, thus dooming all of life.

I wish for Angel Hernandez to be arrested.

[Vive Salem]

Granted!Your house has been converted into a jail,with Angel Hernandez staying in it.



I wish for the Earth to turn flat.

[Foudina]

Granted! The Earth still gets effected by Physics and is slowly collapsing back into a molten rock.

I wish for Titoslavia to be formed and Tito comes back.

[Experina]

Granted, the titans from Greek mythology come back and take over the earth and make the nation titanslavia, I wish for no more mosquitos.

[00-ARIA]

Granted: the ecosystem implodes because the little assholes are actually an important food source for other animals!

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I wish for friendly aliens to visit Earth and announce themselves!

[Gudetamia]

Okay. They're gymnasts with 250 mid-fire snipers hurling at you.
I wish for everything.

[Vive Salem]

Granted!You get everything...that spawn on top of you and crush you,along with your planet because,well,you wished for everything,even the universe.



I wish for a horse.

[New Crywyzyxycynya]

Granted. You switch lives with an Irish farrier in 1482. The horse is the only thing you can really be said to own. The farrier becomes an avid forumite.

I wish for a small jar of petrichor cologne.