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by The Merry-Men » Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:48 pm
BREAKING NEWS: In the twilight of the US presidential election, Mary Rothberg tells everyone that it's "primetime for chaos, whether you're on Team RED or BLU". Meanwhile, here's a Merryman-mandated guide on how to handle the prospect of Trump's presidency.
by The Onigiri Enclave » Wed Jun 12, 2024 2:13 am
by Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Wed Jun 12, 2024 4:25 am
The Onigiri Enclave wrote:*about thirty minutes after reports of Merrymen activity was detected in The Onigiri Enclave*
Colonel Weyla Riani: "According to intel reports, you guys favor getting in close." *darkly hotblooded growl* "Well...." *barrels of her twin G4 Grenade Launchers begin to spin up* "LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND REACH ME." *begins unloading 34 anti-matter tipped grenades a second from each launcher, evaporating multitudes of thugs, malcontents, and miscreants approaching in thousands of 3 kiloton explosions*
Captain Peri Melba: *just now showing up with the rest of the SID* "Well, we're here, and you've already killed them all... Nnnnnneeeat."
Captain Citron Magnoski: *still in pajamas* "We were all woke up for this? Im'ma go back to bed-soba..."
Military Communications, Radio Channel 67Mhz, 112th Motorized Brigadiers of the APA
Pictured in the image is Briva-2.
Grigori-1: Blyad! Blyad! Those Helicopters, Planes, Holy.. Blyad! Retreat! Fucking Retreat! Oh Shit! NO, NONONONO- [Static]
Alprid-6: Grigori-1, Do you come in? I repeat, are you available..? Shit, we lose contact with Grigori-1, we lost a T-80, Well, Intel Reports say that have more than just humans, but they only have around 666... Infantry, it also seems like their aircraft and navy is.... AI-Controlled? If we detonate a tactical nuclear bomb, the EMP-Blast may disable all AI-Controlled vehicles.
Alprid-5: Are you Crazy? if we detonate a WMD at the current frontlines, the city of East Grestin will be irradiated!
Alprid-6: Nyet, i am Not Crazy, we will just wait until the frontlines are in the countryside.
Briva-2: This is Briva-2 in a T-80, i am currently Camouflaged in the woods north of East Grestin, Damn, those... Onigrians? whatever they are called, I overheard the comns, they have AI-Controlled Aircraft? Lets hope our Camouflage is sufficient to not be detected. Over.
Battle Report: Battle of East Grestin | Result: East Grestin succumbed to Onigrian Forces, resulting in a catastrophic failure to defend the border.
As of March 15, 1985, East Grestin fell after an extended conflict. Their technology surpasses ours, including the use of Antimatter Grenades. If we adjust our tactics to guerrilla warfare in the forests, we might stand a chance of survival. With strategic planning, we could also capture some of their technology if skirmishes turn to our advantage. It is imperative that Command in Paradizna be informed of this situation..- General Grigori Alpodinov Hikinov of the APA
by Independent Galactic States » Wed Jun 12, 2024 5:48 am
515th Federal Combined Expeditionary Fleet, orbiting above the area of combat.
My experience...Well, not very interesting...I deployed alongside the Nova-Kaldarians and at first it was a bit scary, dropping in from shuttles and rushing into trenches. And then came the rest of the fleet, any major enemy movements got gonked out of existence. Their technology is eugh, well, I have fought thieves that are better equipped than they are. Like we are able to see them from miles and miles away, and spot them whenever they try like set up an ambush. Maximus tanks have been really pounding on their heavy equipment, those railguns cut their armour like a hot blade through jelly!
The biggest challenge I guess is how they use chemical warfare, on multiple occasions my unit got gassed and we had to halt our attacks. Plus whenever we take land it's always scorched, they never retreat without first destroying the land. Very tough opponents even for the technological disparity. But it's not enough man, I sometimes feel bad seeing those chooms get obliterated by an orbital strike and our advance has yet to really be halted. Hell, you could probably walk in the open and have em fire at ya and they wont even get past the armour probably...
I just wanna get home by Federation Day, these people might just fight until the last man...
- Private Ryzon of the 6399th Federation Infantry Battalion.
by Rumei » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:49 am
Independent Galactic States wrote:515th Federal Combined Expeditionary Fleet, orbiting above the area of combat.
(Image)My experience...Well, not very interesting...I deployed alongside the Nova-Kaldarians and at first it was a bit scary, dropping in from shuttles and rushing into trenches. And then came the rest of the fleet, any major enemy movements got gonked out of existence. Their technology is eugh, well, I have fought thieves that are better equipped than they are. Like we are able to see them from miles and miles away, and spot them whenever they try like set up an ambush. Maximus tanks have been really pounding on their heavy equipment, those railguns cut their armour like a hot blade through jelly!
The biggest challenge I guess is how they use chemical warfare, on multiple occasions my unit got gassed and we had to halt our attacks. Plus whenever we take land it's always scorched, they never retreat without first destroying the land. Very tough opponents even for the technological disparity. But it's not enough man, I sometimes feel bad seeing those chooms get obliterated by an orbital strike and our advance has yet to really be halted. Hell, you could probably walk in the open and have em fire at ya and they wont even get past the armour probably...
I just wanna get home by Federation Day, these people might just fight until the last man...
- Private Ryzon of the 6399th Federation Infantry Battalion.
by Petroli » Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:51 pm
by Daphomir » Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:54 pm
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
by Terran Capitalistic Nations » Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:36 pm
by Aitou » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:18 pm
TRANSLATION COMPLETE
“Their armor is unnecessarily heavy. It’s a fiberglass-metal composite, but they don’t bother equipping it with an exoskeleton and basic life support systems. It would significantly reduce fatigue. For now, I’m going to take it off and give them some relief. Soon, they’ll be awake in the next eight hours with no pain or stress for a week. After that … they’ll have to figure it out from there.”
- Unnamed Aipenka after sneaking up and subduing an entire platoon before proceeding to remove their body armor, pinching their back and shoulder pressure points before disappearing into the shadows - none of them knew what hit them.
by The Merry-Men » Wed Jun 12, 2024 11:56 pm
BREAKING NEWS: In the twilight of the US presidential election, Mary Rothberg tells everyone that it's "primetime for chaos, whether you're on Team RED or BLU". Meanwhile, here's a Merryman-mandated guide on how to handle the prospect of Trump's presidency.
by Independent Galactic States » Thu Jun 13, 2024 2:37 am
2 Heavy Duty Demolition Troopers checking a corner for any Merrymen combatants or traps.
Yeah so me and my unit got sent down to this planet for a pretty extended peacekeeping mission, it was about tryna eliminate this crim organisation called ehh...The Merrymen? Don't get the reason behind such a name but whatevs, so these gonks were causing a lotta trub and so were told to clean this sh*t. We were deployed along with local po-po and a few MPRDI, as well as a small detachment of 10 ships. First thing I noticed is that they are far behind on the tech level. They got dirty tech, that is to say, very primitive and far behind what we got. If they had more powerful weapons, I probs would have gotten zero'd. Hell, a lot of the times you have guys charging at you, maybe like 5 gangers charging at you with a bat or katana. Only to get a piece of prosperity violently rip through their dome. I've seen school bullies with better tech than what these gonks got.
But for a gang, even such a primitive one they fight real well, with so much fervent I would not be surprised if they got brain chips turning em into a zomb! They be throwing mollies, pipe bombs, Javies, and I heard from one of my chooms they even have laughing gas...Crazy sh*t. They don't have mechs but they do have some tanks- I mean they HAD tanks, cus we blew em up sky high. Guns is nothing too special, if they don't bring out any heavy machine guns the armour should do fine. And on one of my raids, we found a stash of ATGMs! Can you believe that! They tried shooting down a few shuttles and drones, but we got the advantage of better tech so it was kinda a waste of relic weapons...Oh and I saw on the net that they have trebuchets, heh these gonks really be larping like crazy! But yeah, we blew it up too. Oh they even had a cruise ship, from what I know they were partying there or something, but in the end I saw it orbitally struck by the 'In Hands of Fate'.
Hmm, what else to say about these goons...The scariest thing about fighting em is their bio and chem warfare and boomers, boomers being a term we gave to suicide bombers. A choom of mine got infected with HIV for a bit, we had to wait a week for a shuttle to get him all cured up. They got anthrax which is some nasty sh*t, pretty hard to stop it so we just had to capture and destroy all their supply. Car bombs, bear traps, and exploding corpses are just some of the traps they tried against us. At one point it got so bad we had to halt our patrols and just start using drones and mechs to keep the streets safe, but then we started using goggles which helped scan and locate bombs on stuff so then we got back. And a thing I learned is to never buy a cig in Merrymen territory, cus that sh*t could be laced with fent, an MPRDI found out the hard way and had to be taken to rehab.
But a bonus of fighting them is that they have cool looking uniforms, no armour or stuff like that so we have no problem tearin' em up, and the saddest part is that most of the time their uniforms get damaged or soaked in their blood. But I managed to cop myself one of their suits, and nice quality for a bunch of goons. Might start using it for any formal events, or if I find more I'll just sell it for some profit...But yeah, I've been deployed for about 9 months and in 3 more months I should be able to get the hell away from this slum, I wont forget about it that's for sure!
- SGT Falkonis Ritov, 881st Federal Guard Battalion
by Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Thu Jun 13, 2024 3:29 am
Independent Galactic States wrote:2 Heavy Duty Demolition Troopers checking a corner for any Merrymen combatants or traps.(Image)Yeah so me and my unit got sent down to this planet for a pretty extended peacekeeping mission, it was about tryna eliminate this crim organisation called ehh...The Merrymen? Don't get the reason behind such a name but whatevs, so these gonks were causing a lotta trub and so were told to clean this sh*t. We were deployed along with local po-po and a few MPRDI, as well as a small detachment of 10 ships. First thing I noticed is that they are far behind on the tech level. They got dirty tech, that is to say, very primitive and far behind what we got. If they had more powerful weapons, I probs would have gotten zero'd. Hell, a lot of the times you have guys charging at you, maybe like 5 gangers charging at you with a bat or katana. Only to get a piece of prosperity violently rip through their dome. I've seen school bullies with better tech than what these gonks got.
But for a gang, even such a primitive one they fight real well, with so much fervent I would not be surprised if they got brain chips turning em into a zomb! They be throwing mollies, pipe bombs, Javies, and I heard from one of my chooms they even have laughing gas...Crazy sh*t. They don't have mechs but they do have some tanks- I mean they HAD tanks, cus we blew em up sky high. Guns is nothing too special, if they don't bring out any heavy machine guns the armour should do fine. And on one of my raids, we found a stash of ATGMs! Can you believe that! They tried shooting down a few shuttles and drones, but we got the advantage of better tech so it was kinda a waste of relic weapons...Oh and I saw on the net that they have trebuchets, heh these gonks really be larping like crazy! But yeah, we blew it up too. Oh they even had a cruise ship, from what I know they were partying there or something, but in the end I saw it orbitally struck by the 'In Hands of Fate'.
Hmm, what else to say about these goons...The scariest thing about fighting em is their bio and chem warfare and boomers, boomers being a term we gave to suicide bombers. A choom of mine got infected with HIV for a bit, we had to wait a week for a shuttle to get him all cured up. They got anthrax which is some nasty sh*t, pretty hard to stop it so we just had to capture and destroy all their supply. Car bombs, bear traps, and exploding corpses are just some of the traps they tried against us. At one point it got so bad we had to halt our patrols and just start using drones and mechs to keep the streets safe, but then we started using goggles which helped scan and locate bombs on stuff so then we got back. And a thing I learned is to never buy a cig in Merrymen territory, cus that sh*t could be laced with fent, an MPRDI found out the hard way and had to be taken to rehab.
But a bonus of fighting them is that they have cool looking uniforms, no armour or stuff like that so we have no problem tearin' em up, and the saddest part is that most of the time their uniforms get damaged or soaked in their blood. But I managed to cop myself one of their suits, and nice quality for a bunch of goons. Might start using it for any formal events, or if I find more I'll just sell it for some profit...But yeah, I've been deployed for about 9 months and in 3 more months I should be able to get the hell away from this slum, I wont forget about it that's for sure!
- SGT Falkonis Ritov, 881st Federal Guard Battalion
- Cadet Mirgno Hinailo Marshknov, 11th Brigadiers of the APAHoly Hell, I was in a Ural Truck, transporting Infantry such as myself, in a convoy with 2 T-72's, a KV6B-A1 "Maximus" MBT shot one of the MBT's and the ammunition immediately began to cook off, resukting in the turret blowing off, the convoy stopped, and a officer ordered us to disembark the transport truck and for the engineers to get a RPG, they shot it, and... the RPG got intercepted by its anti-projectile systems, the other T-72 rotated its turret and shot at the Maximus, it managed to hit the engine, disabling it from moving, which made it a easy target for MiG Fulcrums to target it, the MG of the Maximus begun suppressive fire, the officer was struck but didnt die, he ordered all of us to take cover, and to take pot shots at it, one threw a Anti-tank Grenade at the maximus, hitting the turret and disabling its armaments, it was effectively a kill, Then the fulcrums destroyed it, the officer was put into a APC with medical modifications, and the convoy continued, but taking a different route, and increased awareness, from then on i had a itchy trigger finger, holy fuck.
by Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Thu Jun 13, 2024 4:45 am
by Azurnailia » Thu Jun 13, 2024 4:52 am
Azurnailian news
Yet Another Dictatorship must fall
It was once said that after the great trial that Azurnailia would not be inaction against a Dictatorship again. That has changed since at 0529 on 6/13/24, the country has been in a state of war against Arstotzka. Yet another war against a Totalritarian power was unprecedented. But Kawa Imashu II says that the war will be swift, and will end soon. The military is more than capable and ready to fight against the Totalriatarian power that is Arstotzka. The military’s thought of this is, “Bring it”[Commence the Totalritarian purge!]
“When Dictatorship is a fact, revolution is a must”
NS stats and Policies were sent to die in the commie genocide
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Today I'm Feeling Authoritarian Socialism
by Petroli » Thu Jun 13, 2024 6:02 pm
by Daphomir » Thu Jun 13, 2024 6:04 pm
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
by Marius Republic » Thu Jun 13, 2024 6:16 pm
Marius Broadcasting News[MBN]| Man performs stunts in downtown Daugavnagrad. | Moskva University closed due to school shooting, 5 students dead, 25 injured. | Boy photobombs live television while performing the prisiadki. | Infamous serial killer Erast Zaystev caught by authorities in Petrograd. |
by The Holy Dragon Imperium » Sat Jun 15, 2024 3:33 am
by The Kalythian Star » Sat Jun 15, 2024 4:36 am
For OOC FAQs, like why my flag is so ugly
A bastion of those who seek it, commanded by a council of the people's wishes.
A ruler of the seas.
Some NS Stats are canon, some aren't. The population is capped at 6.35 billion.
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by Rumei » Sat Jun 15, 2024 7:54 pm
The Kalythian Star wrote:“Damnit, who the hell are these guys? They got flying things, laser things, they come from damn outer space, what’s next? They open a portal right in our faces?
Whoever finds this, my company has been slaughtered. The grenadiers are regrouping to the south, but I doubt anything they do at this point will turn the tide. See the following for my observations.
AIM FOR THE HEAD. AIM FOR THE HEAD. Most of their armor eats up anything we shoot at them, even if a headshot doesn’t kill, it’ll disorient them enough.
Don’t fight them with your hands, I SAW ONE RIP APART 10 GUYS WITH ONE ARM. No amount of krav maga would save you.”
by Daphomir » Sat Jun 15, 2024 7:58 pm
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by OberPommerania » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:12 pm
by Terran Capitalistic Nations » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:32 pm
OberPommerania wrote:How do you guys make this image?
/skipme or qoute me if you can awnser my question
by The Rusters » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:44 pm
by Daphomir » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:48 pm
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
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