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The Merry-Men
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Posts: 197
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Merry-Men » Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:48 pm

"Fuck me if this isn't an absolute challenge... not just the massive army that can afford to throw bodies around and their surprisingly good equipment, but those bloody marines... they turn invisible and they shoot you with silencers, ya see. You can't trick them up front, you gotta find them first, and guarantee, you'll get your throat slit doin' that. Their homefront is weakening, however, since a few of our top lads managed to buy their way into the system, pour a few of their funds into stocks and, voila, the shareholders become our willing human shields. Even those of us that don't have lots can establish ourselves in all the shoddy corners that make Night City look like a gated community in Bel Air. But they're gaining on Merryland, and all the rebels in New York and some of our opps on the streets elsewhere getting themselves a fancy new exoskeleton doesn't sound too swell."

~ Cornelius Elmore, a Merryman thug taking cover behind a wall.
Welcome to Merryland; hiring extemely depressed teenagers as truck drivers and pilots since 2015!

BREAKING NEWS: In the twilight of the US presidential election, Mary Rothberg tells everyone that it's "primetime for chaos, whether you're on Team RED or BLU". Meanwhile, here's a Merryman-mandated guide on how to handle the prospect of Trump's presidency.


TL;DR 'we live in a society"-type international nihilist anarchist terrorist group evolved from a street gang in London that embraces violence, detests conformity and the law, and pride themselves out of committing crimes, getting into mischief and acting out their most depraved and extravagant desires in order to bring about the downfall of society... just for a bit of fun.

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The Onigiri Enclave
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Posts: 103
Founded: Feb 18, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Onigiri Enclave » Wed Jun 12, 2024 2:13 am

*about thirty minutes after reports of Merrymen activity was detected in The Onigiri Enclave*

Colonel Weyla Riani: "According to intel reports, you guys favor getting in close." *darkly hotblooded growl* "Well...." *barrels of her twin G4 Grenade Launchers begin to spin up* "LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND REACH ME." *begins unloading 34 anti-matter tipped grenades a second from each launcher, evaporating multitudes of thugs, malcontents, and miscreants approaching in thousands of 3 kiloton explosions*
Captain Peri Melba: *just now showing up with the rest of the SID* "Well, we're here, and you've already killed them all... Nnnnnneeeat."
Captain Citron Magnoski: *still in pajamas* "We were all woke up for this? Im'ma go back to bed-soba..."
The Onigiri Enclave is a highly progressive scientific largely secularist nation welcoming to all (as so long as you aren't a bee or a jaywalker).

Founder of The Bunny Fire - Where you are free to be yourself. We just ask that you EAT THE CARROT.

A Tier 8, Level 2, Type 5 civilization, according to this index.

Embassy | Factbooks | NS Stats are NOT canon

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Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
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Posts: 62
Founded: Dec 29, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Wed Jun 12, 2024 4:25 am

The Onigiri Enclave wrote:*about thirty minutes after reports of Merrymen activity was detected in The Onigiri Enclave*

Colonel Weyla Riani: "According to intel reports, you guys favor getting in close." *darkly hotblooded growl* "Well...." *barrels of her twin G4 Grenade Launchers begin to spin up* "LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND REACH ME." *begins unloading 34 anti-matter tipped grenades a second from each launcher, evaporating multitudes of thugs, malcontents, and miscreants approaching in thousands of 3 kiloton explosions*
Captain Peri Melba: *just now showing up with the rest of the SID* "Well, we're here, and you've already killed them all... Nnnnnneeeat."
Captain Citron Magnoski: *still in pajamas* "We were all woke up for this? Im'ma go back to bed-soba..."


Military Communications, Radio Channel 67Mhz, 112th Motorized Brigadiers of the APA

Image Pictured in the image is Briva-2.
Grigori-1: Blyad! Blyad! Those Helicopters, Planes, Holy.. Blyad! Retreat! Fucking Retreat! Oh Shit! NO, NONONONO- [Static]
Alprid-6: Grigori-1, Do you come in? I repeat, are you available..? Shit, we lose contact with Grigori-1, we lost a T-80, Well, Intel Reports say that have more than just humans, but they only have around 666... Infantry, it also seems like their aircraft and navy is.... AI-Controlled? If we detonate a tactical nuclear bomb, the EMP-Blast may disable all AI-Controlled vehicles.
Alprid-5: Are you Crazy? if we detonate a WMD at the current frontlines, the city of East Grestin will be irradiated!
Alprid-6: Nyet, i am Not Crazy, we will just wait until the frontlines are in the countryside.
Briva-2: This is Briva-2 in a T-80, i am currently Camouflaged in the woods north of East Grestin, Damn, those... Onigrians? whatever they are called, I overheard the comns, they have AI-Controlled Aircraft? Lets hope our Camouflage is sufficient to not be detected. Over.



Battle Report: Battle of East Grestin | Result: East Grestin succumbed to Onigrian Forces, resulting in a catastrophic failure to defend the border.

As of March 15, 1985, East Grestin fell after an extended conflict. Their technology surpasses ours, including the use of Antimatter Grenades. If we adjust our tactics to guerrilla warfare in the forests, we might stand a chance of survival. With strategic planning, we could also capture some of their technology if skirmishes turn to our advantage. It is imperative that Command in Paradizna be informed of this situation..
- General Grigori Alpodinov Hikinov of the APA
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Nation: Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Tier: Tier 6 - Digital Discoverer (MT)
Level: Level 0 - Inept
Type: Regional Regent
Power Comparator: U.S.S.R(see below)
Special Notes about your civilization:it is a Dictatorship, and has many Ministries, like the M.O.A [Ministry of Admission], its the 2nd most powerful nation in the Arstotzkan region, only below that of the United Federation.
Any Improvement Suggestions for the Index? No
"Glory to Arstotzka!"

the arstotzkan anthem is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj5x2FYvYuE

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Independent Galactic States
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Posts: 172
Founded: May 15, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Galactic States » Wed Jun 12, 2024 5:48 am

515th Federal Combined Expeditionary Fleet, orbiting above the area of combat.
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My experience...Well, not very interesting...I deployed alongside the Nova-Kaldarians and at first it was a bit scary, dropping in from shuttles and rushing into trenches. And then came the rest of the fleet, any major enemy movements got gonked out of existence. Their technology is eugh, well, I have fought thieves that are better equipped than they are. Like we are able to see them from miles and miles away, and spot them whenever they try like set up an ambush. Maximus tanks have been really pounding on their heavy equipment, those railguns cut their armour like a hot blade through jelly!

The biggest challenge I guess is how they use chemical warfare, on multiple occasions my unit got gassed and we had to halt our attacks. Plus whenever we take land it's always scorched, they never retreat without first destroying the land. Very tough opponents even for the technological disparity. But it's not enough man, I sometimes feel bad seeing those chooms get obliterated by an orbital strike and our advance has yet to really be halted. Hell, you could probably walk in the open and have em fire at ya and they wont even get past the armour probably...

I just wanna get home by Federation Day, these people might just fight until the last man...

- Private Ryzon of the 6399th Federation Infantry Battalion.
The Federation of Galactic States

"A Galaxy of Nations, United as One"
A Class 0.45 Civilization according to this index.
A 88.5 on Democracy and Freedom according to this index
Alignment: Neutral Good
A collection of galactic states united under a strong Federal government. A nation of democracy, liberty, and prosperity.
NS stats were arrested for treason and sentenced to 4 life sentences

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Rumei
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 03, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Rumei » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:49 am

Independent Galactic States wrote:
515th Federal Combined Expeditionary Fleet, orbiting above the area of combat.
(Image)
My experience...Well, not very interesting...I deployed alongside the Nova-Kaldarians and at first it was a bit scary, dropping in from shuttles and rushing into trenches. And then came the rest of the fleet, any major enemy movements got gonked out of existence. Their technology is eugh, well, I have fought thieves that are better equipped than they are. Like we are able to see them from miles and miles away, and spot them whenever they try like set up an ambush. Maximus tanks have been really pounding on their heavy equipment, those railguns cut their armour like a hot blade through jelly!

The biggest challenge I guess is how they use chemical warfare, on multiple occasions my unit got gassed and we had to halt our attacks. Plus whenever we take land it's always scorched, they never retreat without first destroying the land. Very tough opponents even for the technological disparity. But it's not enough man, I sometimes feel bad seeing those chooms get obliterated by an orbital strike and our advance has yet to really be halted. Hell, you could probably walk in the open and have em fire at ya and they wont even get past the armour probably...

I just wanna get home by Federation Day, these people might just fight until the last man...

- Private Ryzon of the 6399th Federation Infantry Battalion.


"Oooh, Unconquered Sun and Bloodied All-Mother, what the fuck did we get ourselves into? These guys have more population than us and a much, much more impressive navy. Sure, we've got some shit that isn't half bad, the purpose made Agrippa-class battleships are enough to put up some resistance when the modular ships get blown to shit. But what the hell, we're smashing our fucking heads against a brick wall that will not fall down. We have some saving graces, at least. We have magic, they don't. They do not have a fuckin' answer to our Black class legionaries. Problem is...well, can those guys be everywhere at once? Ugh, fuck if I know. I hate my goddamn job. 'Ooooh, Keiyz, just lead your division on an incursion into one of their planets! It can't be that hard!' Yes it fuckin' is, assholes! Ugh. Maybe we'll win. Fuck if I know. I just hope we survive.."

-Tribune Keiyz Aekile, Ketelykae Division Commander
Officially “The Empire of the Romans”. Welcome to the heir of the Roman Empire, a multispecies rising power in the Orion Arm. Military autocracy where the Basileus might as well be a figurehead, just like old times! Magic is everywhere, that doesn't make things any less horrid!
Perpetually WIP honestly

A class 0.5 nation according to this index
Power 6.5 nation according to this index

she/they, 21, i barely use this website i'll be real

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Petroli
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Posts: 97
Founded: Sep 22, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Petroli » Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:51 pm

"The fog shall guide us through this troubling fight, we are unable to strike their homeland, meaning attrition isn't an option. Not too mention a fighting force 10 billion strong, I would be surprised if we dent their manpower. We have already lost Millions of soldiers fighting this single battle, our trenches were battered by the orbital strikes and the first 50 kilometers decimated by their armor. I say we have a week before we are either wiped out or integrated into their empire". -Chempriest Legasov, prior to his head exploding in an anomalous explosion.
Local cheese loving, MT Nation.

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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 949
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Wed Jun 12, 2024 8:54 pm

"Oh this is going to be easy! It shouldn't take long before we win this." - Johannes Johnathan Tyson, Private First Class soldier, right in the middle of raiding one of Petroli's trench defenses
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Terran Capitalistic Nations
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Posts: 116
Founded: Dec 20, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Terran Capitalistic Nations » Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:36 pm

"Now , why are we fighting these guys again? Oh right , It's because Chevrolet said : 'We at Chevrolet bet our Silverados that you will not invade some random country that aligns with most of your political beliefs.' , and Rachel Eden took this challenge , and here we are now. God.... Damnit! I ran out of signal for my gun! How am I supposed to stream this to my audience!" - Lieutenant Colonel John B Operations , Commonwealth Quick Deployment Branch
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Aitou
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Posts: 14
Founded: Mar 14, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Aitou » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:18 pm

TRANSLATION COMPLETE

“Their armor is unnecessarily heavy. It’s a fiberglass-metal composite, but they don’t bother equipping it with an exoskeleton and basic life support systems. It would significantly reduce fatigue. For now, I’m going to take it off and give them some relief. Soon, they’ll be awake in the next eight hours with no pain or stress for a week. After that … they’ll have to figure it out from there.”

- Unnamed Aipenka after sneaking up and subduing an entire platoon before proceeding to remove their body armor, pinching their back and shoulder pressure points before disappearing into the shadows - none of them knew what hit them.

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The Merry-Men
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Posts: 197
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Merry-Men » Wed Jun 12, 2024 11:56 pm

"What a challenging yet utmost amusing place to maraud about! It's honestly been somewhat of an odd kind of conflict... and something I think will drive our ideals to their wits' end on both sides. They've recently been flying missions over Merryland, dodging our flak cannons and bombarding us with pharmaceutical medication and martial artist-commando-psychiatrists whose intentions are to break it down with us on exactly why we do what we do, tell us "it's never too late!" and then offer the Cleveland Strangler a path to good will and redemption somehow. It either fails at they get mobbed by crackheads who can't be reasoned with, or they end up being sleeper agents on our end; and that sows distrust. They get told that there's a better life for them out of this shithole, and that we're not proper friends at all. Like we wouldn't look out for our mate and jump in if you were trying to bash him with a buttstock instead of a thesaurus... but they fall for that shit and go on the "Path of Love". There's a brothel downtown, there's my gang on the South Side, and that's all the proper loving I need! I love my bitches, my homies, and have no loyalty to anything else, ESPECIALLY a government that centers itself around hippie shit like that! Now we're having to purge out all our friendlies because one of them might be a bleedin' traitor SHRINK. And the worst part is their crime is being the nicest of us scum. Even my good friend Schizo Steve, the Maniac of Minneapolis, suddenly isn't hearing voices in his head telling him to kill Aitouan children anymore. But for every one of us they've flipped over to the light side like reverse Anakins, we've taken plenty of theirs.

Those of us who know entirely what our motives are, and care not for change, make our way into their cities to settle down, have a few drug-fueled raves in the middle of the night, and then immediately make our way to explode with the most disturbed, twisted acts you can imagine. Mass stabbings didn't go to well initially because everybody was kung-fu fighting, until we went around to their schools and put some kids under the knife. That earned old Bob a bodyslam HEAD FIRST INTO THE CONCRETE, and boom, Bob was no more! And you know what it did!? It absolutely fucked them up! And this was trained military personnel, not some conscripted rookie who just got dragged out of Subway and onto the battlefield; the very thought of killing their foes shames them to no end, as in you'd probably see an Aipenka projectile vomit after swatting a fly. That's what makes our mission more fun; we're going to stress test the threshold for love. We're going to see what kind of depravity it'll take to collapse their whole ideology. What it'll take to go with the rest of the world and start vanquishing their enemies instead of trying to fix them. It's stabbing newborn babies in the NICU today, but what'll it be next week? Truck rammings? Laughing Gas? Suicide bombing the Love Hall? The unveiling of a child sex trafficking ring that was going on right under your noses? Endless buttons to push, and one of them might be nuclear

Maybe it works sometimes, a lot of others it doesn't. Once we finally cross that line, however, we'll sprint beyond it. In short, they wish to eliminate us with their hands in kiddy gloves tied behind their back, so we're going to break them. Even if it ties us up in a perpetual conflict that has been waging since the first nerd asked themselves 'Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker?'

...though I am starting to find it both enjoyable and not. For example, fruit trees are plentiful, but even just a plain apple makes you trip balls for some reason... hell, some of our terror attacks didn't even go through because some of the lads got hooked on fruit salad. Our leader didn't even wake up until 2:30PM. Now all we need is a big red car and we're the bloody Wiggles. On the bright side, this is a gold mine for our drug smuggling operations. This trippy fruit shit is going to make me rich as long as I stay low and don't murder anyone!"

~Charles Hepburn, a high-ranking Merryman, casually dumping a severed arm into a vat of superacid.
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Welcome to Merryland; hiring extemely depressed teenagers as truck drivers and pilots since 2015!

BREAKING NEWS: In the twilight of the US presidential election, Mary Rothberg tells everyone that it's "primetime for chaos, whether you're on Team RED or BLU". Meanwhile, here's a Merryman-mandated guide on how to handle the prospect of Trump's presidency.


TL;DR 'we live in a society"-type international nihilist anarchist terrorist group evolved from a street gang in London that embraces violence, detests conformity and the law, and pride themselves out of committing crimes, getting into mischief and acting out their most depraved and extravagant desires in order to bring about the downfall of society... just for a bit of fun.

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Independent Galactic States
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Posts: 172
Founded: May 15, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Independent Galactic States » Thu Jun 13, 2024 2:37 am

2 Heavy Duty Demolition Troopers checking a corner for any Merrymen combatants or traps.Image
Yeah so me and my unit got sent down to this planet for a pretty extended peacekeeping mission, it was about tryna eliminate this crim organisation called ehh...The Merrymen? Don't get the reason behind such a name but whatevs, so these gonks were causing a lotta trub and so were told to clean this sh*t. We were deployed along with local po-po and a few MPRDI, as well as a small detachment of 10 ships. First thing I noticed is that they are far behind on the tech level. They got dirty tech, that is to say, very primitive and far behind what we got. If they had more powerful weapons, I probs would have gotten zero'd. Hell, a lot of the times you have guys charging at you, maybe like 5 gangers charging at you with a bat or katana. Only to get a piece of prosperity violently rip through their dome. I've seen school bullies with better tech than what these gonks got.

But for a gang, even such a primitive one they fight real well, with so much fervent I would not be surprised if they got brain chips turning em into a zomb! They be throwing mollies, pipe bombs, Javies, and I heard from one of my chooms they even have laughing gas...Crazy sh*t. They don't have mechs but they do have some tanks- I mean they HAD tanks, cus we blew em up sky high. Guns is nothing too special, if they don't bring out any heavy machine guns the armour should do fine. And on one of my raids, we found a stash of ATGMs! Can you believe that! They tried shooting down a few shuttles and drones, but we got the advantage of better tech so it was kinda a waste of relic weapons...Oh and I saw on the net that they have trebuchets, heh these gonks really be larping like crazy! But yeah, we blew it up too. Oh they even had a cruise ship, from what I know they were partying there or something, but in the end I saw it orbitally struck by the 'In Hands of Fate'.

Hmm, what else to say about these goons...The scariest thing about fighting em is their bio and chem warfare and boomers, boomers being a term we gave to suicide bombers. A choom of mine got infected with HIV for a bit, we had to wait a week for a shuttle to get him all cured up. They got anthrax which is some nasty sh*t, pretty hard to stop it so we just had to capture and destroy all their supply. Car bombs, bear traps, and exploding corpses are just some of the traps they tried against us. At one point it got so bad we had to halt our patrols and just start using drones and mechs to keep the streets safe, but then we started using goggles which helped scan and locate bombs on stuff so then we got back. And a thing I learned is to never buy a cig in Merrymen territory, cus that sh*t could be laced with fent, an MPRDI found out the hard way and had to be taken to rehab.

But a bonus of fighting them is that they have cool looking uniforms, no armour or stuff like that so we have no problem tearin' em up, and the saddest part is that most of the time their uniforms get damaged or soaked in their blood. But I managed to cop myself one of their suits, and nice quality for a bunch of goons. Might start using it for any formal events, or if I find more I'll just sell it for some profit...But yeah, I've been deployed for about 9 months and in 3 more months I should be able to get the hell away from this slum, I wont forget about it that's for sure!

- SGT Falkonis Ritov, 881st Federal Guard Battalion
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The Federation of Galactic States

"A Galaxy of Nations, United as One"
A Class 0.45 Civilization according to this index.
A 88.5 on Democracy and Freedom according to this index
Alignment: Neutral Good
A collection of galactic states united under a strong Federal government. A nation of democracy, liberty, and prosperity.
NS stats were arrested for treason and sentenced to 4 life sentences

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Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
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Posts: 62
Founded: Dec 29, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Thu Jun 13, 2024 3:29 am

Independent Galactic States wrote:
2 Heavy Duty Demolition Troopers checking a corner for any Merrymen combatants or traps.(Image)
Yeah so me and my unit got sent down to this planet for a pretty extended peacekeeping mission, it was about tryna eliminate this crim organisation called ehh...The Merrymen? Don't get the reason behind such a name but whatevs, so these gonks were causing a lotta trub and so were told to clean this sh*t. We were deployed along with local po-po and a few MPRDI, as well as a small detachment of 10 ships. First thing I noticed is that they are far behind on the tech level. They got dirty tech, that is to say, very primitive and far behind what we got. If they had more powerful weapons, I probs would have gotten zero'd. Hell, a lot of the times you have guys charging at you, maybe like 5 gangers charging at you with a bat or katana. Only to get a piece of prosperity violently rip through their dome. I've seen school bullies with better tech than what these gonks got.

But for a gang, even such a primitive one they fight real well, with so much fervent I would not be surprised if they got brain chips turning em into a zomb! They be throwing mollies, pipe bombs, Javies, and I heard from one of my chooms they even have laughing gas...Crazy sh*t. They don't have mechs but they do have some tanks- I mean they HAD tanks, cus we blew em up sky high. Guns is nothing too special, if they don't bring out any heavy machine guns the armour should do fine. And on one of my raids, we found a stash of ATGMs! Can you believe that! They tried shooting down a few shuttles and drones, but we got the advantage of better tech so it was kinda a waste of relic weapons...Oh and I saw on the net that they have trebuchets, heh these gonks really be larping like crazy! But yeah, we blew it up too. Oh they even had a cruise ship, from what I know they were partying there or something, but in the end I saw it orbitally struck by the 'In Hands of Fate'.

Hmm, what else to say about these goons...The scariest thing about fighting em is their bio and chem warfare and boomers, boomers being a term we gave to suicide bombers. A choom of mine got infected with HIV for a bit, we had to wait a week for a shuttle to get him all cured up. They got anthrax which is some nasty sh*t, pretty hard to stop it so we just had to capture and destroy all their supply. Car bombs, bear traps, and exploding corpses are just some of the traps they tried against us. At one point it got so bad we had to halt our patrols and just start using drones and mechs to keep the streets safe, but then we started using goggles which helped scan and locate bombs on stuff so then we got back. And a thing I learned is to never buy a cig in Merrymen territory, cus that sh*t could be laced with fent, an MPRDI found out the hard way and had to be taken to rehab.

But a bonus of fighting them is that they have cool looking uniforms, no armour or stuff like that so we have no problem tearin' em up, and the saddest part is that most of the time their uniforms get damaged or soaked in their blood. But I managed to cop myself one of their suits, and nice quality for a bunch of goons. Might start using it for any formal events, or if I find more I'll just sell it for some profit...But yeah, I've been deployed for about 9 months and in 3 more months I should be able to get the hell away from this slum, I wont forget about it that's for sure!

- SGT Falkonis Ritov, 881st Federal Guard Battalion

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Photo of a T-72 after a shot from a KV6B-A1 "Maximus" MBT
Holy Hell, I was in a Ural Truck, transporting Infantry such as myself, in a convoy with 2 T-72's, a KV6B-A1 "Maximus" MBT shot one of the MBT's and the ammunition immediately began to cook off, resukting in the turret blowing off, the convoy stopped, and a officer ordered us to disembark the transport truck and for the engineers to get a RPG, they shot it, and... the RPG got intercepted by its anti-projectile systems, the other T-72 rotated its turret and shot at the Maximus, it managed to hit the engine, disabling it from moving, which made it a easy target for MiG Fulcrums to target it, the MG of the Maximus begun suppressive fire, the officer was struck but didnt die, he ordered all of us to take cover, and to take pot shots at it, one threw a Anti-tank Grenade at the maximus, hitting the turret and disabling its armaments, it was effectively a kill, Then the fulcrums destroyed it, the officer was put into a APC with medical modifications, and the convoy continued, but taking a different route, and increased awareness, from then on i had a itchy trigger finger, holy fuck.
- Cadet Mirgno Hinailo Marshknov, 11th Brigadiers of the APA

If your tech level is higher than ours, we will resort to guerilla warfare, if your at the same level as us, expect USSR-Style attacks, and if your below in terms of tech level, expect to get decimated if you dont get tactical.
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Papers Please fan, also plays prison architect
Nation: Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Tier: Tier 6 - Digital Discoverer (MT)
Level: Level 0 - Inept
Type: Regional Regent
Power Comparator: U.S.S.R(see below)
Special Notes about your civilization:it is a Dictatorship, and has many Ministries, like the M.O.A [Ministry of Admission], its the 2nd most powerful nation in the Arstotzkan region, only below that of the United Federation.
Any Improvement Suggestions for the Index? No
"Glory to Arstotzka!"

the arstotzkan anthem is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj5x2FYvYuE

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Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
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Posts: 62
Founded: Dec 29, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic » Thu Jun 13, 2024 4:45 am

/bump
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Papers Please fan, also plays prison architect
Nation: Arstotzkan Peoples Democratic Republic
Tier: Tier 6 - Digital Discoverer (MT)
Level: Level 0 - Inept
Type: Regional Regent
Power Comparator: U.S.S.R(see below)
Special Notes about your civilization:it is a Dictatorship, and has many Ministries, like the M.O.A [Ministry of Admission], its the 2nd most powerful nation in the Arstotzkan region, only below that of the United Federation.
Any Improvement Suggestions for the Index? No
"Glory to Arstotzka!"

the arstotzkan anthem is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj5x2FYvYuE

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Azurnailia
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Posts: 1157
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azurnailia » Thu Jun 13, 2024 4:52 am

INCOMING SUPEREVENT…


Azurnailian news
Yet Another Dictatorship must fall
It was once said that after the great trial that Azurnailia would not be inaction against a Dictatorship again. That has changed since at 0529 on 6/13/24, the country has been in a state of war against Arstotzka. Yet another war against a Totalritarian power was unprecedented. But Kawa Imashu II says that the war will be swift, and will end soon. The military is more than capable and ready to fight against the Totalriatarian power that is Arstotzka. The military’s thought of this is, “Bring it”
[Commence the Totalritarian purge!]

“When Dictatorship is a fact, revolution is a must”
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Petroli
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Posts: 97
Founded: Sep 22, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Petroli » Thu Jun 13, 2024 6:02 pm

"All these fancy railguns and lasers didn't stop our artillery from hitting the damn boats 200 miles away! Air superiority? doesn't matter when we just keep sending more troops into the trenches, we just dug in and started shooting! Their army has some advanced tech but we just keep on shooting! My estimate? 3 days before we're dumping fog barrels on their capital!" -Private Mikhail, moments before getting torn apart by 40mm shells.
Local cheese loving, MT Nation.

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Daphomir
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Posts: 949
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Thu Jun 13, 2024 6:04 pm

"Ugh, trench warfare? THIS ISN'T 1914 FOR VIOLET'S SAKE!!" - an anonymous Daphomirian soldier, part of a unit that is slowly and bloodily advancing through the enemy trench lines
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Marius Republic
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Posts: 65
Founded: Oct 14, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Marius Republic » Thu Jun 13, 2024 6:16 pm

Although they have MT150 nukes, they are obsolete to our anti-matter missiles. They also have a smaller military budget and personnel size than our armed forces, we'd already bombard their cities and capitol in less than 3 days.
- anonymous Marius general
Mari us
"One people, one history, one nation!"
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WA Delegate of Greater Temecula
A Power 8 civilization, according to this index.
NS stats were exiled for treason and sent to an alien planet.
Marius Broadcasting News[MBN]| Man performs stunts in downtown Daugavnagrad. | Moskva University closed due to school shooting, 5 students dead, 25 injured. | Boy photobombs live television while performing the prisiadki. | Infamous serial killer Erast Zaystev caught by authorities in Petrograd. |

Please refer to me as Marius.

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The Holy Dragon Imperium
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Posts: 3
Founded: May 31, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Sat Jun 15, 2024 3:33 am

"We engaged three enemy squadrons of tanks. Before the engagement were hidden behind a ridge with our recon drones flying above while cloaked when the enemy were spotted. Using the data from the drones, we pre-aimed and moved up the ridge to take our first shots. Most of our squadron were accurate and the plasma cannons made short work of the armor of the first squadron. We rolled back down before the first wave of railgun shots slammed into the ridge. When the cannons were ready to fire again we rolled back up to take our second shot. We effectively engaged our target, however a railgun shell hit our turret. It easily made it through the psi-deflector, but failed to penetrate the thick durasteel plating. Damage was minimal. After making sure all systems were functional, we rolled back up to engage the last of the targets. Due to the distance our shot went wide of the retreating target and they fired a missile at us. The RCW detected and intercepted it successfully. Final results were minor damage to 3 out of 5 tanks and 11 enemy tanks killed. Permission to live up to our name and conquer the enemy instead of waiting around for them?"
-Imperial Conqueror Tank Squad Leader
Just your friendly space social theocracy of kobolds worshiping giant space dragons.

Are NS stats canon? NO

Class 0.5 nation according to this index. https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617

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The Kalythian Star
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Posts: 219
Founded: Jun 30, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Kalythian Star » Sat Jun 15, 2024 4:36 am

“Damnit, who the hell are these guys? They got flying things, laser things, they come from damn outer space, what’s next? They open a portal right in our faces?

Whoever finds this, my company has been slaughtered. The grenadiers are regrouping to the south, but I doubt anything they do at this point will turn the tide. See the following for my observations.

AIM FOR THE HEAD. AIM FOR THE HEAD. Most of their armor eats up anything we shoot at them, even if a headshot doesn’t kill, it’ll disorient them enough.

Don’t fight them with your hands, I SAW ONE RIP APART 10 GUYS WITH ONE ARM. No amount of krav maga would save you.”
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A bastion of those who seek it, commanded by a council of the people's wishes.
A ruler of the seas.
Some NS Stats are canon, some aren't. The population is capped at 6.35 billion.
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Rumei
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 03, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Rumei » Sat Jun 15, 2024 7:54 pm

The Kalythian Star wrote:“Damnit, who the hell are these guys? They got flying things, laser things, they come from damn outer space, what’s next? They open a portal right in our faces?

Whoever finds this, my company has been slaughtered. The grenadiers are regrouping to the south, but I doubt anything they do at this point will turn the tide. See the following for my observations.

AIM FOR THE HEAD. AIM FOR THE HEAD. Most of their armor eats up anything we shoot at them, even if a headshot doesn’t kill, it’ll disorient them enough.

Don’t fight them with your hands, I SAW ONE RIP APART 10 GUYS WITH ONE ARM. No amount of krav maga would save you.”


"I''m gonna be honest. Not much point in talking about a small planetary war. Wasn't even much of a war, honestly. I got sent in for a glorified regional uprising. I didn't even think we bothered declaring war on countries too busy banging rocks together to not own the entirety of their own planet. That's like declaring war on a wet patch in a hotel bed. If you wanna know about my experience in the war...name's Fvulaeve Imeiryz. Ketelykae, Optio, 38 years old, woman...what else do you need to know? I was with an infantry unit. We landed in...what the hell did the locals call it? Svetlana? Right around there. Ran into some soldiers, still used chemical ballistics. Fabric-based armor."

She takes a drag of her cigarette and exhales, staring through the smoke at the anonymous interviewer.
"Didn't respond well to microwave beams, yknow that? They look fine on the outside...but then they fall down and start jerkin' around. Walk up to 'em, eyes are boilin' like tea kettles and there's pink sludge comin' out their ears. It ain't pretty. Not at all. Armor wasn't meant to protect 'em from that. Hell, it kept a lot of that heat in. Basically like wrappers for giant human hot pockets. Vehicles? They had armor, but...you know, artillery, machine guns. That turned 'em into driving coffins, pretty much. Pre-cooked sardine cans."

Another drag of a cigarette. She flicks it into the air and, without looking, flicks it straight at the wall mid-air.
"War didn't last too long. Dunno if we're even gonna annex this place. Not much left to annex. Smoldering ruins don't give you tax money, now do they?"
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Officially “The Empire of the Romans”. Welcome to the heir of the Roman Empire, a multispecies rising power in the Orion Arm. Military autocracy where the Basileus might as well be a figurehead, just like old times! Magic is everywhere, that doesn't make things any less horrid!
Perpetually WIP honestly

A class 0.5 nation according to this index
Power 6.5 nation according to this index

she/they, 21, i barely use this website i'll be real

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Daphomir
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Posts: 949
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Sat Jun 15, 2024 7:58 pm

"Well sh*t, we're dead." - anonymous Daphomirian soldier, shortly being blasted into oblivion by an orbital bombardment
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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OberPommerania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jun 13, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby OberPommerania » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:12 pm

How do you guys make this image?

/skipme or qoute me if you can awnser my question
Parlamentarisches Gemeinwesen von OberPommerania


Tech level: 8. Influence level: 4. Pomerania became independent in 1825, but really took off in 1865-1918 due to its expansion. The nation has been mainly peaceful up until the modern day. I sometimes do 1885, 1916 or modern date for my country
I am an atheist, cisgender, and straight male. I'm a Social Libertarian and I'm in the Economic Left. I believe in LGBTQIA+ rights, social equality and class equality. anti-authoritarian anti-communist anti-nazi anti-bourgeoisie

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Terran Capitalistic Nations
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Posts: 116
Founded: Dec 20, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Terran Capitalistic Nations » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:32 pm

OberPommerania wrote:How do you guys make this image?

/skipme or qoute me if you can awnser my question


You use a Image Sharing site like Postimages or Imgbb , or imgur. (For ones like Postimages and imgbb , you copy the bbcode that it gives you (Called Forum in Postimages) , and paste it in to the text. So it should look like [img]/string%20of%20numbers%20that%20would%20probably%20be%20too%20long.png[/img](Should close the end of[/img] for it to work]
then you should get a image. Example from one of my factbooks :
Image


Daphomir : "Well this is going to be hard! They have so much troops that they could just attack us with them. They have some other impressive stuff as well. Might be doomed are we?" - Lieutenant Colonel Benjamin Dover
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The Rusters
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 08, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby The Rusters » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:44 pm

"F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck! We gotta get the f*ck outta he-!"
-Unamed Raider, shortly before being obliterated by an IFV
THE RUSTERS
A post-apocalyptic raider gang led by a ghoulified, mad colonel who reigns with an iron fist.
Overview - The Rust King - Henfor, Rorpaw, Lakua, and Emin - Radyote, the National Animal
NS Stats rusted away in the wasteland
Sabaton Lover, Military Tactics and NS Newbie, and Professional Pineapple Hater
"When the world burns, only the strongest survive."

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Daphomir
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Posts: 949
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Sat Jun 15, 2024 8:48 pm

"Hm, nice spears and stuff. This'll be a fine addition to the Daphomirian International Weapons Museum. Oh well, let's destroy them." - Sergeant William Sivad, shortly before commanding a huge 500,000-man offensive into AN
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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