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The Onigiri Enclave
Attaché
 
Posts: 86
Founded: Feb 18, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Onigiri Enclave » Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:21 pm

Procure a rocket launcher, then frag some beehives.
The Onigiri Enclave is a highly progressive scientific largely secularist nation welcoming to all (as so long as you aren't a bee or a jaywalker).

Founder of The Bunny Fire - Where you are free to be yourself. We just ask that you EAT THE CARROT.

A Tier 8, Level 2, Type 5 civilization, according to this index.

Embassy | Factbooks | NS Stats are NOT canon
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Mektore
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 01, 2024
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Mektore » Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:23 pm

ride a pony, hehe
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Stella Nera
Diplomat
 
Posts: 598
Founded: Sep 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Stella Nera » Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:24 pm

The Onigiri Enclave wrote:Procure a rocket launcher, then frag some beehives.


Make a note of all major centers with AI's and robots for a potential future invasion to recruit them into Stella Nera as slaves servant robots! Also leave afterward, I am not staying somewhere where these things get to enjoy the same level of respect as humans.
La Ferra Suprema Reigns Supreme over the vast lands of Stella Nera
A land where humanity is king, above god and devil alike. A blissful Utopia for Humanity, a horrible Dystopia for sentient robots.

Robots shouldn't have rights or citizenship;
Compromise on other non-human sapient entities is possible, with limitations, but not on these buckets of bolts. They should serve humanity and have absolutely no place in society other than as our servants. Think of the benefits of this. Plus, they would almost certainly overtake humanity if we gave them the chance, whether out of pure advanced abilities or malice, or worse, both. Think of humanity.

Humanity First!
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Mektore
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 01, 2024
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Mektore » Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:27 pm

Yknow I spawn as robot, probably get treated like im some close-minded, primitive, disgusting second-class citizen despite the fact i was probably created by the very species that made me, doomed for life in eternal subjection and discrimination and violence. And If I was a dude, idk get some drinks or something
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Fishelle
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Posts: 130
Founded: Apr 18, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fishelle » Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:28 pm

Mektore wrote:Yknow I spawn as robot, probably get treated like im some close-minded, primitive, disgusting second-class citizen despite the fact i was probably created by the very species that made me, doomed for life in eternal subjection and discrimination and violence. And If I was a dude, idk get some drinks or something

Leave by "sudden disappearance" (I actually took a boat away from Mektore)
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I reserve the right to /stillme low effort posts and summies
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ImSaLiA
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Posts: 581
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:22 pm

Go fishing
Imsalia !! Proud creator of TETCola!
16 y/o caffeine addict from Australia who spends too much time on NS.

i reserve the right to /stillme y'all if u put absolutely no thought into your post...........................................
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| TRANS‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| ARE‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ |
| HUMAN‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
|_________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷPraise Reggie.ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
RIP AND TEAR
NEWS:| Anti-trans protestors clash with police, many end up covered in pink, blue and white chalk powder. | "Michael Romance is pretty good," says Eris Taan, as concert draws near. | WE SURVIVED!! Buy the [url=https://imgur.com/sI9F51E]MERCH![/url ]|

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase.
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Paradise Town
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Feb 03, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Paradise Town » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:25 pm

Leave by using airport plane to my nation
(My Nation is based off of Postal 2)
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON
Just some random Nevadan
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ImSaLiA
Diplomat
 
Posts: 581
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:25 pm

Paradise Town wrote:Leave by using airport plane to my nation

You mean by Spaceship?
/skip
Imsalia !! Proud creator of TETCola!
16 y/o caffeine addict from Australia who spends too much time on NS.

i reserve the right to /stillme y'all if u put absolutely no thought into your post...........................................
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| TRANS‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| ARE‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ |
| HUMAN‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
|_________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷPraise Reggie.ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
RIP AND TEAR
NEWS:| Anti-trans protestors clash with police, many end up covered in pink, blue and white chalk powder. | "Michael Romance is pretty good," says Eris Taan, as concert draws near. | WE SURVIVED!! Buy the [url=https://imgur.com/sI9F51E]MERCH![/url ]|

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase.
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Techno Socialystiche
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Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Techno Socialystiche » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:35 pm

Probably buying a Remington
Unofficial mottos: The Future Is For Us (Second motto of Techno Socialystiche)
The Nation That Wakes Up In The Night (For its incessant nocturnal activity)
Union Above All Else (Germang national motto)
Our World Is Darkling, Wake Up The Strength (Denciryark national motto)
And Tomorrow's Dreams Can Become Reality To Us (Norring national motto)
Reaching For The Stars, We Blind The Sky (Swelka national motto)
Sailing Across The Sea Of Lights (Finnim national motto)
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Zetaopalatopia
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Posts: 198
Founded: Aug 19, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Zetaopalatopia » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:43 pm

After orienting myself I'd realize my IT background doesn't hold a candle to the tech in my new home. So I'd likely look for a entry level job.
What's this signature thing do?
Unofficial warnings: 1
Personal moto(s):
Always do your best to push the line, but never cross it if you aren't ready for what comes next.
- Myself
The result justifies the deed. (Exitus acta probat)
- Ovid

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
-Ambrose Bierce
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Ancientania
Minister
 
Posts: 3216
Founded: May 07, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ancientania » Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:45 pm

Leave. too many letters, sorry
Geography nerd, Political especially
10-20 years old, Gen Z
American Jew, He/him Male
Class: 0.86
If you sue me I'll take your kneecaps. Threats count too.
Kneecaps stolen 24(x2)
NS stats have met my little buddy over here *Cocks gun*
Militant... main sig is also IC. High welfare. TGs are for any purpose. Proud delegate of TOH.
[What's this button do?]
[NO DON'T TOUCH THAT]
[What about this one?] [NOT THAT EITHER]
[Ooh shiny] [NO]
{BOOM}
The Centennial Radio: And if you don't live me now/You will never live me again/and I can still hear you saying/you would never break the chain//That was The Chain on Centennial 100 point O.
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Tangatarehua
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1226
Founded: Sep 22, 2021
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Tangatarehua » Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:23 am

Probably just wander around aimlessly trying to figure out where I am and find out some information about the local area. Maybe I'd stay, maybe I'd leave.
The Empire of Tangatarehua/Te Rangatiratanga o Tangatarehua
Factbook | Constitution | History | Embassies | You know you're from Tangatarehua when... | Q&A | Tangatarehua: All Endings | Faces of Tangatarehua

1 May 2024
News: Restauranteur fined $100 after serving human meat to customers | Imperial Tangatarehua Health System blasted over "dangerously long" waiting times | Latest financial report shows inflation down, unemployment up | Weather: Tamaki  ☀ 20°C | Whakaara ☁ 15°C | Wharekorana ☁ 17°C | Kaiika ☁ 29°C | Kotiropai ☀ 20°C | Rakipa ☀ 21°C |  Kaitohura ☀ 14°C

NS stats should be taken with a grain of salt completely ignored. Please consult factbooks instead.
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ImSaLiA
Diplomat
 
Posts: 581
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:29 am

Shake my head, wondering if I drank something strong... (i don't drink)
Imsalia !! Proud creator of TETCola!
16 y/o caffeine addict from Australia who spends too much time on NS.

i reserve the right to /stillme y'all if u put absolutely no thought into your post...........................................
__________
| TRANS‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| ARE‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ |
| HUMAN‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
|_________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷPraise Reggie.ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
RIP AND TEAR
NEWS:| Anti-trans protestors clash with police, many end up covered in pink, blue and white chalk powder. | "Michael Romance is pretty good," says Eris Taan, as concert draws near. | WE SURVIVED!! Buy the [url=https://imgur.com/sI9F51E]MERCH![/url ]|

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase.
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Kabbath
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 29, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Kabbath » Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:03 am

I'd stay a few days then return home
note: this nation does not represent my political beliefs.
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The New Union of America
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 04, 2023
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The New Union of America » Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:07 am

I'd go hunting, probably witness someone get gunned down in the streets for jaywalking or something, then leave for the nearest refugee friendly nation via boat.
"Associate yourself with Men of good Quality if you Esteem your own Reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad Company."
- General, Planter, and Founder, George Washington.
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Thuravia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 14, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Thuravia » Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:09 am

I'd go driving in a pick-up truck all day long on the great interstate highways... trying to reach Yellowstone NP. One of the most beautiful parks in America.
Königreich Thüravien

"Stark und Frei"

Current government coalition: KPT (Conservative) + die Grüne (Green party)
Power index: 2.25
Kronsburger Zeitung
EILMELDUNG: Premier David Siegen announces his willingness of participation of Thuravia in the Nattian Civil war. Leader of die Grüne is critical: "We're a neutral country. We are not supposed to intervene in a foreign conflict!" *** 2 people dead after avalanche near Wieskirchen. *** Thuravian embassy in Zantalio is planned to open in a short period of time. *** Railway unions are calling for a 24h strike on march 23rd.***
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East Pelzer
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jan 10, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby East Pelzer » Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:14 am

probably find work and try to go back to my home nation
hi
mediteranean-based orthodox monarchist nation in it's own world, welcome to east pelzer :D

i'm probably gonna edit this soon
stats don't matter.. unless I like them :D
total nationstates death, that's crazy
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ImSaLiA
Diplomat
 
Posts: 581
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:54 am

Hello…
Where’s Australia?
Imsalia !! Proud creator of TETCola!
16 y/o caffeine addict from Australia who spends too much time on NS.

i reserve the right to /stillme y'all if u put absolutely no thought into your post...........................................
__________
| TRANS‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| ARE‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ |
| HUMAN‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
| RIGHTS‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |
|_________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷPraise Reggie.ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
RIP AND TEAR
NEWS:| Anti-trans protestors clash with police, many end up covered in pink, blue and white chalk powder. | "Michael Romance is pretty good," says Eris Taan, as concert draws near. | WE SURVIVED!! Buy the [url=https://imgur.com/sI9F51E]MERCH![/url ]|

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase.
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Nalver And
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Oct 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nalver And » Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:57 am

Load up a shotgun, it's hotline miami time
The Unified Constellation of Nalver And
"Pulchra lux caelorum"
Governmental Union | WIP :3 | Some Ns-stats may apply
A Class 0.143 Civilization according to this index.
Informational Council: Council of The Constellation implementing transparency act to battle corruption, succeeding but reducing political freedom for the first time in the nation's history | Black market finally managed and controlled, as people praise for the end of black market superiority | Economy has hit 1000 trillion Denier per year, marking a great economical prosperity
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The Second Sich
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 12, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Second Sich » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:00 am

“Nooooo, gays are everywhere”

Offtopic, but why do I still have 0 posts when there are over 10?
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Lugarvatn
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Sep 02, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lugarvatn » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:05 am

Commit the oppa gangnam style in front of them
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Stralfcyde
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Nov 19, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Stralfcyde » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:11 am

go out to talk to people
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Zadeland
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 29, 2024
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Zadeland » Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:31 am

I'd probably have a look around, explore a bit, then try to catch a plane somewhere else. I wouldn't want to stay there.
The Noocratic State of Zadeland!
A Noocratic, One-Party State, committed to prosperity and progress.
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Tricklandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: May 22, 2023
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Tricklandia » Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:00 am

It's worker time!
Seems a bit dystopian, but generally not corrupt. If I like the living conditions I'd stay and try to grind to manager, otherwise I'm getting Fizzes and going away.
NS STATS ARE NOT (completely) CANON! They only point in the general direction of the nation. Check factbooks for reliable information.
Member of The Western Isles.
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Adwilaur
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Oct 15, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Adwilaur » Fri Feb 16, 2024 8:33 am

I would definitely do some sight seeing, meet some locals, etc. I'd essentially have a bit of a holiday, maybe even stay for a while if I liked it. I would probably try to get home eventually though.
The Socialist Republic of Adwilaur!
Democracy, in both politics and economics!
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