AN invades YN. How do you react? II

[Arzastan]

"WHAT THE HELL? CAMTROPIA? ATTACKED US? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT... THOSE... THOSE TRAITORS... THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR ALLIES! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?"

[Hekp]

Liberals? This'll be easy!

[Lemueria]

"They seem pretty even, I am just saying. Like why are we attacking them, this goes against my core values, our NATION's core values!"
- Johfield Hastanious, from a lobby in Lemueria Minor in 1881

[The Kaisers Syndicates]

Hans? Ja Fritz
Who are zey?
Ich weiß nicht
Looks like a lot of men
Ja
Should ve be vorried?
Maybe
Oh look air support
Ach wunderbar

[Neu Amerikaner Staaten]

"What? German Communists are Attacking us? Since when did they become Communist?! Nuke them to ashes!"
- Francis Parker Yockey upon hearing the declaration of war.

[Tesseris]

WARNING SYSTEM ALERT: The Frontiers of Tesseris have been violated by contingents of enemy forces.

As if fighting God wasn't enough. Prepare for a mandatory draft, we shall defend every last inch of Tesseris, and all lands of the Unified Resistance!

[Eragon Island]

Uh . . . die? What am I supposed to do?

[Ravemath]

Noooo, what happened to muh political and religious freedom? Why are Roman numerals back?

[Azurnailia]

“Your math is no match for my GUN you Idiot!”

[Ippan Josei]

The sound of millions of weeaboos unsheathing their stainless steel mall katanas can be heard...

Also, the actual soldiers (also weebs) will do their thing to protect our waifu!

[Eragon Island]

"H-hey . . . we c-can talk a-about this, r-right?"

And then we all died.

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

"Okay, we've got three problems on hand: One, a tiny island city-state on Earth has declared war on us somehow - "
"Fire a shot into the ocean near them and drown them. Done. Next, please."
"Okay, next we've got a bigger Earth nation, also on an island, with a reasonable-sized military, but no space forces."
"Commit Pearl Harbor with a Droplet. Done. Next, please."
"And finally, we have that hivemind of biotech-ridden abominations-"
"Say no more. Mobilize the Fleets to rid the universe from the scourge! Incinerate them!"

-informal conversation between Secretary Theos and Grand Councilor Teren

[The Kaisers Syndicates]

Uh sgt Wilhelm?
Ja Hans.
Was just das
*Orbital strike hits*
Oh uh that's the were fucked bomb Hans

[Roman Khilafa Al Cordoba]

THESE TREACHEROUS GERMANS!
Oh well, Hisham, can you load the rayguns? There's some target practice walking towards us.

[United States Of Alpha]

GODDAMMIT. Someone's about to lose a war. Horribly.

[Tundra Terra]

"Today on TNT-N we discovered numbers of American and Tundran sharing many bar fights and war stories in occupied zones under out control. Over half of the population despite sharing many values with us refuse to be integrated into the overall Tundran nation while more spineless remnants of the population demanded immediate integration and voting rights. Commander Irithaki of the Kracknir Hordes gave his reply in the mass execution of said remnants alongside with standard biofuel processing measures to cleanse their homes in flame. As for the main population, the Commander demanded largely free autonomy to the occupied regions, formation of local militias, and aid supplies to ensure their well being. The Commander justified his actions by stating that to remove a worthy enemy entirely is a sin that forges complacency and weakness...so the majority of the people are to remain as is when the counterstrike is over and their land returned to them for future conflict. This is Snukr of TNT-N signing out!!!"

[Zucksland]

We're dead.....

[Cinnaa]

"You guys don't even have a fucking idea of how much you'll regret this."
- SubjectF-593

[Azurnailia]

“Who the hell is doing this?”
“Oh a bunny.”
*shoots it with a 17 pounder handheld Anti tank weapon*

[Silliy]

“It’s basically a North Korea with no nukes and less people I think, I’m pretty sure we can send about three hundred million troops to squash their invasion forces and then we can drop a two or three hydrogen bombs on them and we’ll be gucci to claim ‘em as our land.”
- Military director Fritz, holding up the keys to the nuclear weapons system.

“FRITZ!!”
- Council member Darcy, appalled at Fritz’s suggestion to full on take over Azurnailia.

[Arzastan]

sir its the Silly nation invading us again.

- those damned Idiots! Why are they doing this?

sir it's not idiot, it's silly.

-JUST SHUT UP! they have nukes, right?

r... right.

,-so... Negotiations again?

[Vive Salem]

Bombard em with nukes.Or just attack them using our military,since they have a small force,and their orbital-weapon thingy from Korea can only divert space invasions,not infantries.

[The Children of Mercy]

"Everyone get underground, the sanctums will protect us. May God have mercy on us all."

[Filonian State]

Ultimate weapon!

[Middle Green Irthistan]

" Those Bastards did what now?... what are we waiting for send in the Troops and bomb them to hell"- Tord Ändert ( Irthistans Leader) to General Staff