AN invades YN. How do you react? II

[MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW]

"Welp, we're gone"

[Commonu]

Commonu is being invaded by MWMWMWM.

1 second later Commonu won.

[The Sovereign Republic of Sol]

Oh no! Anyway…
*drops a couple Ebola virus bombs*

[StaCol]

“What! They invaded us! I hope these foreign invaders respect the glory of Stalina!”

[The New and Improved United Kingdom]

"Those filthy communists think they can beat us, well let us show them the true power of a thriving capitalist society." "Send the government subsidized^TM PepsiCo. army!"

[The Sovereign Republic of Sol]

“Oh look it’s us before we got rid of the monarchy
We don’t even need to defend ourselves they’ll collapse on their own” - Minister of Defence for the Security Committee, Mateus Kazinski

[Commonu]

Oh No anyways *summons Azathoths (Azathoth is the being above time, reality, space, and all that he was created by HP Lovecraft so you know he is strong)

[Tundra Terra]

(sees Azathoth smashing a bunch of forrest)
Border Guard: (continues to munch on his popcorn)
Border Guard 2: It's Friday. (pops a cold one)

[Qartia]

When the vikings tried to raid sevilla when it was still muslim, they got their asses handed to them, so we’ll welcome the challenge.

[Republic of Vareshia]

This is an easy task, it will be gone tomorrow

[The Final Remnant]

*snorts* "They have no clue what they're even invading! You know what I'm going to do? Send them back to where they came from and erect an impassible barrier similar to that of 21st century Earth videogame map edges. It'll be hilarious watching them try to get out!"

- the Jester

[Factorio Inc]

So how badly is this gonna effect our profits and how many merceneris can we hire to deal with this mess?

[Essic]

"I knew we'd get invaded by capitalists at some point. Let's let the junta rule for now and evacuate everyone to Oman." - Random Field Marshal

[Commonu]

No-one is invading us.

[The Imperial State of Ateria]

“Seems the cosplayers in their plastic armour are attacking us. Again.”
- An Imperial Army Trooper, who starts beating all of them up with nothing but a baton and riot shield

[Enclave World Government]

*sneezes* "what do you mean they are already dead"

[Tundra Terra]

We are (ahem) still dissecting the bodies and looking for this "purity" they speak of.

[Terra-Novan Federation]

Looks like some tough buggers. Guess we'll test our new toys out on them. Can't hide under the ground if they ground's not there, as I always say.

- Commander Noah Stone

[Sol Deae Terra]

“We will fight till the very end even if it appears we have no chance, for we know our goddess blesses us”

[Godular]

"Yeah boss, I got another random horde of tanks floating aimlessly in space again. No need to tell me what to do, I already got the broom."

[Sliabh Grianas]

Godular-

We’re rather pacifist, but would be very displeased with state atheism, socialism, and 100% tax rate. Would fight back as hard as we could.

[Sector 12]

Hah!
They will fall so easily that Rolf won't be able to say what the Hat of Discipline is.
We just need a little drop of X-29Z....Some Super Soldiers...and that's it. Done.. Dadado.

[THe cHadS]

Why are they invading us, this must be a mistake

[Tundra Terra]

Wait so who REALLY is benefiting from this war?

[The Indios Bravos]

"Guess I'll die."