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Verkhoyanska
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Posts: 86
Founded: Apr 04, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby Verkhoyanska » Sun May 07, 2023 3:58 pm

New Temecula wrote:
Verkhoyanska wrote:The entirety of the state of California.

Before or after I gained independence?

Yes.
A Russian breakaway state that grew tired of Putin and his "democracy".

A signature? What the hell am I supposed to sign?

I am able to remember every little thing I wrote incorrectly after I post.
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New Temecula
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Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Sun May 07, 2023 4:14 pm

Nyetoa wrote:
New Temecula wrote::) :( ;) :eyebrow: :roll: :clap: :lol: :bow: :o :rofl:
These are all very good pizza toppings

What if I put those faces on Ostriches, then would they be good?

Then you will be dragged to hell by Satan himself /j
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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La Xinga
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Posts: 4653
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby La Xinga » Sun May 07, 2023 4:20 pm

Satan

"Oh god he's back, everybody fall back to the trenches, this'll be a bloody one" -Pakitsk
Frisbeeteria wrote:Every post in General is an attempt to rile someone up.
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The Destructors
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Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 01, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The Destructors » Sun May 07, 2023 8:52 pm

Beryllium
Godulan Puppet #4: The Oncoming Scourge, A race of innocent and innocuous-looking rabbit gophers that are actually the arrival of a multiversal apocalypse event. When they grin at you, RUN. You run and you hope you are faster than them… or trip the next guy.

Not sure if I can RP with this, really...
If you think I use NS stats for this nation, I've got a bridge on Mars for sale too!
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Comicsland
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Posts: 164
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Comicsland » Tue May 09, 2023 10:49 am

35.756 barrels of oil
We are a socialdemocratic federal country founded in 1898 on the Fiji Islands by Richard Felton Outcalt.After a civil war in the '60s,we became socialdemocratic
I don't like comics as much as it seems to be
Glory to Comicsland, the free and equal homeland of comics
•Richard Felton Outlcalt(1898-1936)
•Walt Disney (But he was actually kind of bad and it's alter-ego,Balt Wisney,was good)(1936-1942-1958)
•Aureo Muñoz Núñez(1958-1968)
•Chikushishifu Eggertsdóttir (or Chiku, as everyone called him) (1968-1987)
•Mickey Mouse(1999-2015)
I'm trying to write more factbook but i have some difficulties.More factbooks will be coming soon
Canon Policies
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Sarolandia
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Posts: 115
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Tue May 09, 2023 10:50 am

420.69 pounds of pure uranium.
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
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The Destructors
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Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 01, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The Destructors » Tue May 09, 2023 10:17 pm

Curry.
Godulan Puppet #4: The Oncoming Scourge, A race of innocent and innocuous-looking rabbit gophers that are actually the arrival of a multiversal apocalypse event. When they grin at you, RUN. You run and you hope you are faster than them… or trip the next guy.

Not sure if I can RP with this, really...
If you think I use NS stats for this nation, I've got a bridge on Mars for sale too!
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New Temecula
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Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Fri May 12, 2023 2:11 pm

200 opera singers from Xalapa, Veracruz, Mexico
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An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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Verkhoyanska
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Founded: Apr 04, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby Verkhoyanska » Fri May 12, 2023 2:14 pm

New Temecula wrote:200 opera sinbers from Xalapa, Veracruz, Mexico

The entirety of New Temecula.


Get on the pizza. NOW.
A Russian breakaway state that grew tired of Putin and his "democracy".

A signature? What the hell am I supposed to sign?

I am able to remember every little thing I wrote incorrectly after I post.
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Maltitalerland
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Posts: 74
Founded: Feb 17, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Maltitalerland » Fri May 12, 2023 2:16 pm

Curry and banana together
Maltitalerland stronk and can into space Earth
Class: 1,07
12axes results
News of this month (May 2023) - Provided by MPR English | Politics: The SDMP published the results of the Anti-Corruption and Anti-Black Market Policies, good the first one, less the second - War News: we are neutral since 1848 (175 years!) - Diplomatics: as the region is closing some embassies, we are opening other ones - Policies in act: the Black market policy is still functioning? Experts still say no - Elections: this month aren't expected very important elections - Economy: 1 FLY = 1.69$ - News: peaceful demonstration in city center to low the taxes, because the rate is above 85% | Thanks for listening, hear us the next month

What awaits us in the future?
Frigidus E.F.
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Sorcery
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Posts: 153
Founded: Feb 02, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sorcery » Fri May 12, 2023 2:20 pm

Pepperoni

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New Wildomar
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Posts: 0
Founded: May 06, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Wildomar » Fri May 19, 2023 1:44 pm

Ostriches
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 1:46 pm

Bird Talons
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)


New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus
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Union Hispanica de Naciones
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Posts: 100
Founded: Jan 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Union Hispanica de Naciones » Fri May 19, 2023 1:49 pm

glass and rusty nails.
La Unión Hispanica de Naciones es una nación descendiente del Imperio Español, la nación gobernada por Su Majestad esta abierta a debates, reuniones diplomaticas y tratados de comercio o diplomaticos, si nos atacan, nos defenderemos con uñas y dientes por la Unión.
¡Contactenos ahora y forgemos una nueva alianza!
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Cyber Duotona
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Posts: 90
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Fri May 19, 2023 1:52 pm

the entire cast of icarly
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: halley labs / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Trump Almighty
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Posts: 42
Founded: Dec 07, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trump Almighty » Fri May 19, 2023 3:19 pm

DNC donation money
Rosie O’Donnell is Fat!

“She went to my wedding. She had lots and lots of cake, and I'll tell you what, she is a terrible human being.”
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New Temecula
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Posts: 241
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Thu May 25, 2023 8:32 pm

Portable chargers
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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Atlantiumia
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Posts: 13
Founded: Dec 07, 2022
Anarchy

Postby Atlantiumia » Thu Jun 01, 2023 4:49 pm

emu skin
oh no my signature is outdated
finally back after a month of inactivity
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Sorcery
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Posts: 153
Founded: Feb 02, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sorcery » Thu Jun 01, 2023 4:52 pm

Souls

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Southland
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Posts: 264
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Thu Jun 01, 2023 4:53 pm

Wooden teeth
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

Valehart wrote:That flag's face is high on something that's illegal in most countries
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Gran Cordoba
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Posts: 4
Founded: Apr 22, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gran Cordoba » Thu Jun 01, 2023 4:57 pm

Football kits
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Bayi
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Posts: 114
Founded: Jul 15, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bayi » Thu Jun 01, 2023 6:25 pm

Skittles!!
大家好, Nothing to see here, move along <3

This week's "Song Recommendation!" Cuco - Bossa no sé


Fav Foods: I like Ice Lemon Tea, Eating Bak Kut Teh, and Char Siu bao.
Fav Music: Jamiroquai, NewJeans, João Gilberto, Jay Chou, Mayhem, Panchiko, Darkthrone, The Cardigans.
Fav Movies: Our Times/我的少女時代 - 2015, Turning Red - 2022, Coraline - 2009, Paranorman - 2012.
she/her
Fav Games: Bioshock 2, Mafia II, Cooking Mama, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Little Big Planet, We Happy Few, Contrast, Outlast.
Fav Series: Serial Experiments Lain, Teen Titans (2003), Wandavision, Crash Landing on You, 極品絕配 (The Perfect Match).
Fav Books: Howl's Moving Castle, The Plain Janes, Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness (Volume 3).
Pisces power!
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 86
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Thu Jun 01, 2023 6:32 pm

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Tenth Wonder
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Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 04, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tenth Wonder » Thu Jun 01, 2023 6:38 pm

My sister's iPad.
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Old Temecula
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Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 14, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Old Temecula » Thu Jun 01, 2023 6:41 pm

Claiming the 100th reply
I am an ancient New Temecula from 2028-2029, ooooooh
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