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What is the best pizza topping? [Wrong answers only]

Postby New Temecula » Sat May 06, 2023 1:25 pm

Yeah, ima do this again.

What is the best pizza topping? It must be a joke answer.
Incorrect Pepperoni
Correct: My sister's pair of glasses (Ever since I ate them, she's ramming into walls and it's funny)

BN will start!
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Postby Floofybit » Sat May 06, 2023 3:44 pm

Pepperoni
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Postby Nyetoa » Sat May 06, 2023 3:48 pm

Anything other than pineapple.
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Postby Opluentia » Sat May 06, 2023 3:48 pm

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Postby Floofybit » Sat May 06, 2023 3:48 pm

Opluentia wrote:Pineapple.

They said wrong answers only
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Postby Sorcery » Sat May 06, 2023 3:51 pm

pixie dust
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Postby Esterazdravo » Sat May 06, 2023 3:54 pm

strawberry pizza .. exists
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Postby Ryemarch » Sat May 06, 2023 3:58 pm

Nyetoa wrote:Anything other than pineapple.

Opluentia wrote:Pineapple.


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Postby The Destructors » Sat May 06, 2023 4:02 pm

MORE PIZZA! TOP THE PIZZA WITH MORE PIZZA!
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Postby The Niconian Republic » Sat May 06, 2023 4:04 pm

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Postby The Grand Fifth Imperium » Sat May 06, 2023 4:16 pm

The Destructors wrote:MORE PIZZA! TOP THE PIZZA WITH MORE PIZZA!


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Postby Verkhoyanska » Sat May 06, 2023 4:24 pm

Here are a list of my favorites:

5: Broken glass. It's delicious and always leaves a tingly taste in your mouth afterwards that tastes like iron.
4: Coal. Coal is fuel, and powers our homes. Why can't it fuel us? Make sure you chew it well.
3: Oil. This is purely a topping on American pizzas. A little dash of oil can do wonders for your digestive tract!
2: Cardboard. It may be a little tough to chew and digest, but believe me, it's great! The corrugated texture is just amazing.
1: Ostrich meat. It tastes like chicken, but is much more nutritious.
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Postby Esterazdravo » Sat May 06, 2023 4:29 pm

Verkhoyanska wrote:Here are a list of my favorites:

5: Broken glass. It's delicious and always leaves a tingly taste in your mouth afterwards that tastes like iron.
4: Coal. Coal is fuel, and powers our homes. Why can't it fuel us? Make sure you chew it well.
3: Oil. This is purely a topping on American pizzas. A little dash of oil can do wonders for your digestive tract!
2: Cardboard. It may be a little tough to chew and digest, but believe me, it's great! The corrugated texture is just amazing.
1: Ostrich meat. It tastes like chicken, but is much more nutritious.

if i wanted to eat cardboard I would just go to Burger King
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Postby Improper Classifications » Sat May 06, 2023 4:34 pm

Pockies
The Astral Mandate wrote:Pickle

See: Cheeseburger pizza, which is a 7/10.
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Nationalist Northumbria wrote:The Security Council,

AGHAST at the abuse of the term 'badge hunt' by the Bhang Bhang Ducian WA delegation,

DEMANDING that they stop it,

Hereby Condemns Bhang Bhang Duc.

Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT!

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Postby New Temecula » Sat May 06, 2023 4:36 pm

Floofybit wrote:Pepperoni

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
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Postby Canarsia » Sat May 06, 2023 4:44 pm

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Postby Verkhoyanska » Sat May 06, 2023 4:46 pm

Canarsia wrote:Ostrich

AGREED. It's truly one of the best toppings.
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Postby Fishelle » Sat May 06, 2023 4:48 pm

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Postby New Temecula » Sat May 06, 2023 4:50 pm

Verkhoyanska wrote:
Canarsia wrote:Ostrich

AGREED. It's truly one of the best toppings.
Canarsia wrote:Ostrich

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