NationStates Elects the President

[La Xinga]

Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but these federalists are starting to sound a bit like monarchists, no? Think about it, the love of the industrialist elites ( or should I say, industrial aristocracy) seems exactly like the policies a monarchist would advocate for. I mean for god’s sake, one of their candidates last names is literally king! Now, that being said, there are a few things I like about them, their government restructuring sounds very practical, however, I disagree with everything else. They like to talk about the merchants so much, completely and utterly forgetting about the peasantry and farmers! This anti-rural sentiment and discrimination against hard working farmers and slaves is the real reason that the federalists hate Ohio. Also, Hamilton’s favorite dish is corn on the cob, hypocrite much Alex?

Yeah, I’m a monarchist. Why do you think I support the Federalists?

This here, folks! The Federalists want to bring monarchy back to America. Vote Madison!

[Ard al Islam]

Yeah, I’m a monarchist. Why do you think I support the Federalists?

This here, folks! The Federalists want to bring monarchy back to America. Vote Madison!

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?

Vote Pinckney!
(5'9")

[La Xinga]

This here, folks! The Federalists want to bring monarchy back to America. Vote Madison!

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?

Vote Pinckney!
(5'9")

I'd much rather vote for a shortie than a literal monarchist!

VOTE MADISON!

[Qelmar]

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?[/quote="Ard al Islam";p="40455931"]

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?

Vote Pinckney!
(5'9")

This. Pinckney is tall, and as we all know, taller men are baller men.

Moreover re: monarchy? George Washington trusted Pinckney with defense of the country. Are we really going to suggest that such a brave defender of this country is guilty of sedition?

[La Xinga]

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?[/quote="Ard al Islam";p="40455931"]

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?

Vote Pinckney!
(5'9")

This. Pinckney is tall, and as we all know, taller men are baller men.

Moreover re: monarchy? George Washington trusted Pinckney with defense of the country. Are we really going to suggest that such a brave defender of this country is guilty of sedition?

I don't think Pinckney ever had to actually defend the country, though, so we don't know what he would've done.

[Ottomahn Empire]

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?[/quote="Ard al Islam";p="40455931"]

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?

Vote Pinckney!
(5'9")

This. Pinckney is tall, and as we all know, taller men are baller men.

Moreover re: monarchy? George Washington trusted Pinckney with defense of the country. Are we really going to suggest that such a brave defender of this country is guilty of sedition?

Exactly! Vote Pinckney now for a brighter future!

[Ottomahn Empire]

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Why Not to Vote Madison

The Democratic-Republicans are ruining this great nation with their embargo, which has hurt the US more than Britain and France.

They also rewarded blatant speculation in the Yazoo land scandal through handouts to speculators.

But perhaps worst of all, they added Ohio to the Union! Ohio! One day, it will destroy us all.

Oh, this cursed ograbme! Vote Pinckney now to reverse this embargo act!

[Harry Islands]

Charles Cotesworth

[Ottomahn Empire]

Charles Cotesworth

Charles Cotesworth Pinckney! He's our man!

[Harry Islands]

Charles Cotesworth

Charles Cotesworth Pinckney! He's our man!

Yes! I trust, of course, he will know how to guide us forward!

[Ard al Islam]

Madison is 5'4". He is a dwarf. Do you want a President who can't even meet other politicians at eye level?

Vote Pinckney!
(5'9")

I'd much rather vote for a shortie than a literal monarchist!

VOTE MADISON!

DEMOCRACY IS CRINGE! READ SOME ARISTOTLE!!!

[La Xinga]

I'd much rather vote for a shortie than a literal monarchist!

VOTE MADISON!

DEMOCRACY IS CRINGE! READ SOME ARISTOTLE!!!

Hmmmmm, should I put this on the OP?

[Ard al Islam]

DEMOCRACY IS CRINGE! READ SOME ARISTOTLE!!!

Hmmmmm, should I put this on the OP?

Of course. Here's where it's from;

"Democracy is cringe, read some Aristotle" - John Doyle(2020)

Aristotle considered democracy to be perverted. He was very wise.

[La Xinga]

Hmmmmm, should I put this on the OP?

Of course. Here's where it's from;

"Democracy is cringe, read some Aristotle" - John Doyle(2020)

Aristotle considered democracy to be perverted. He was very wise.

Oh! Here we have an admittance!

Gentlemen, the Federalists are anti-democracy!

[Ottomahn Empire]

Of course. Here's where it's from;

"Democracy is cringe, read some Aristotle" - John Doyle(2020)

Aristotle considered democracy to be perverted. He was very wise.

Oh! Here we have an admittance!

Gentlemen, the Federalists are anti-democracy!

If federalists are anti-democracy,
then democratic-republicans ARE ANARCHIST!

[La Xinga]

Oh! Here we have an admittance!

Gentlemen, the Federalists are anti-democracy!

If federalists are anti-democracy,
then democratic-republicans ARE ANARCHIST!

Hey! Your fellow Fed, AA Islam, said that he thinks democracy is cringe! I'm just saying what he said!

[Ottomahn Empire]

If federalists are anti-democracy,
then democratic-republicans ARE ANARCHIST!

Hey! Your fellow Fed, AA Islam, said that he thinks democracy is cringe! I'm just saying what he said!

He also said to read some aristotle.

[La Xinga]

Hey! Your fellow Fed, AA Islam, said that he thinks democracy is cringe! I'm just saying what he said!

He also said to read some aristotle.

That does not negate his previous statement, though!

[Ottomahn Empire]

He also said to read some aristotle.

That does not negate his previous statement, though!

Aristotle is based.
Therefore, you are not.

[Ard al Islam]

Oh! Here we have an admittance!

Gentlemen, the Federalists are anti-democracy!

If federalists are anti-democracy,
then democratic-republicans ARE ANARCHIST!

Real.

[Ard al Islam]

That does not negate his previous statement, though!

Aristotle is based.
Therefore, you are not.

Let's gooo! Based Ottomans coming through!

[Sutalia]

Madison, without a second thought.

[El Lazaro]

Madison, without a second thought.

He’s a French sympathizer, isn’t he? Charles Cotesworth Pinckney and Rufus King sound like good, trustworthy, American names. James Madison, on the other hand, is probably a commie who wants to export the Bolshevik Revolution to the US. Er, the French revolutionary terror I mean. But it’s a slippery slope to American Stalinism.

[Ard al Islam]

Madison, without a second thought.

He’s a French sympathizer, isn’t he? Charles Cotesworth Pinckney and Rufus King sound like good, trustworthy, American names. James Madison, on the other hand, is probably a commie who wants to export the Bolshevik Revolution to the US. Er, the French revolutionary terror I mean. But it’s a slippery slope to American Stalinism.

Real. The French Revolution was a communist revolution(unironically).

[Reaht]

What an incredible display of political campaignship.