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Awesomeness
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Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Awesomeness » Tue May 30, 2023 3:13 pm

I'll take it *swallows gun parts like a toddler*

A 350 megaton nuke set to detonate immediately when taken
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Drachen
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: May 15, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Drachen » Tue May 30, 2023 3:16 pm

Double it.
Das Göttlich Kaiserreich der Drachen
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Greatest Faith, Fatherland, and Kaiser above all! Gött ist mit uns!
Christus ist König!
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Juansonia
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Posts: 1406
Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Juansonia » Tue May 30, 2023 6:15 pm

Double it again
Four nuclear payloads, each of a 350 megaton yield, set to detonate upon taking?
Hatsune Miku > British Imperialism
IC: MT if you ignore some stuff(mostly flavor), stats are not canon. Embassy link.
OOC: Owns and (sometimes) wears a maid outfit, wants to pair it with a FN SCAR-L. He/Him/His
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
Gandoor wrote:Cliché: A mod making a reply that's full of swearing after someone asks if you're allowed to swear on this site.

It makes me chuckle every time it happens.
Brits mistake Miku for their Anthem
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 87
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Tue May 30, 2023 6:18 pm

Aww hailll gnawww, lemme double that

8 nukes, each 350 megatons, that will explode if you accept them.
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
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Kyoto Noku
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoto Noku » Tue May 30, 2023 6:21 pm

Take. Well, we’ll accept them, but we won’t actually bring them to Kyoto Noku…

A copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey
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ALL HAIL THE UCC

Pro: conservatism, theocracy, raiding, surveillance, communism, the economy, totalitarianism, my rights, militarization, factories, peace through strength, nuclear proliferation, Archaine pride

Anti: liberalism, the WA, defending, secularism, capitalism, "eco-friendliness," technology, votes, freedom of speech, rights of people who aren't me, revolutions that accomplish nothing, unnecessary bloodshed, pride other than Archaine pride

I’m an American male who doesn’t think it’s necessary for you to know how many of the above are his actual beliefs.
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New Stonen
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Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Tue May 30, 2023 10:37 pm

Double

2 copies of 2001: A Space Odyssey
This message has been brought to you by the amazing government people with jobs that work for the government in New Stonen.
Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
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(='.'=)
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This is Bunny. Put Bunny into your signature to help Bunny take over the world. No pressure!

Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)
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Awesomeness
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Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Awesomeness » Wed May 31, 2023 4:01 am

I'll pirate take that.

-3.5 million population (yes, negative)
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Lodhs beard
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 175
Founded: Jun 03, 2019
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Lodhs beard » Wed May 31, 2023 4:04 am

doubling and giving to the BN

-7 million population (yes, negative)
Imperator Mortuus Est
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Wed May 31, 2023 4:24 am

Take it... what?
1 good SMG4 video
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Vonum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 127
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Wed May 31, 2023 5:45 am

Take.


2 hours of indecent anime
Police looking for a criminal who escaped out of East Viperland and moved to Vonum illegally
Vonum have been reclassified as ‘Socialist Democracy’
Stephana Hughsberg, who dedicates her life to helping the poor, wins the lottery and spends it on supplies to continue.
Vonum has began an attack on Nazist state Bazerbaijan.


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He/him Male
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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 3057
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jebslund » Wed May 31, 2023 6:41 am

I'll take it.

2 hours of *decent* anime.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.
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Of Memers
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Dec 14, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Of Memers » Wed May 31, 2023 6:55 am

double
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Great Arstozka
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 25, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Great Arstozka » Wed May 31, 2023 6:59 am

Stratonesia wrote:Take it... what?
1 good SMG4 video

Take; those are rare.


4 NS Issues
Glory to Arstozka!
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Sarolandia
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Posts: 117
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 31, 2023 7:01 am

Take, I feel like I'm very close to going Communist, so I need to be closer!


A ham sandwich with a curse of vanishing.
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
cantaloupe.
b o a t
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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4645
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Wed May 31, 2023 7:05 am

Hm? Does this mean the sandwich vanishes and reappears randomly or do I vanish when I-

An Indonesian meme
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 87
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 31, 2023 11:06 am

Take, ‘cuz why not

An island ten square feet long, with nothing distinctive about it with the exception of a single palm tree in the center.
(Note, if you don’t want this, double the size, not the amount)
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 31, 2023 11:10 am

Double


An Island that is 20 feet squared
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus
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Neonian Technocracy
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 110
Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neonian Technocracy » Wed May 31, 2023 11:14 am

MEIN!
BN gets a copy of a book to understand how to drive a vehicle, the book is named: "One Hundred One forms to eat dust."
As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
The Technocracy Is Watching You.
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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 3057
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jebslund » Wed May 31, 2023 11:54 am

Take. I can give it to the next moron who "forgets" to use a blinker.

Since Great Arstoztka decided to skip...

4 hours of *decent* anime
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.
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Ayacachtli
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 06, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ayacachtli » Wed May 31, 2023 11:56 am

Skip, I dont like anime

BN now has 8 hours of decent anime
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Indostontris 2nd account
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 18, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Indostontris 2nd account » Wed May 31, 2023 1:31 pm

double it.
BN has 16 hours of "decent" anime.
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Kashimura
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Wed May 31, 2023 1:58 pm

Take it. The most interesting thing I’ve watched this month is Bluey reruns.

A really cool squid that glows in the dark.
⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Currently operating WIP factbooks. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 87
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 31, 2023 2:01 pm

Y’mean one of those glow squids from Minecraft? Uhh… thanks, I guess.”

BN gets a crippling addiction to eating bread that will last them 6 months
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Merulla
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Posts: 68
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Wed May 31, 2023 4:14 pm

Double it.

BN gets a crippling addiction to eating bread that will last them 12 months (one year).
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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Awesomeness
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Awesomeness » Wed May 31, 2023 4:19 pm

Take it because bread.

BN gets an unclosable portal to hell that is continously growing and sucking in anything that comes near.
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