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Neonian Technocracy
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Posts: 96
Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neonian Technocracy » Mon May 22, 2023 7:07 pm

MEIN!
BN: a rumba.
As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
The Technocracy Is Watching You.
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Mon May 22, 2023 7:25 pm

Uh, you mean a Roomba?

Take, and strap a claymore on it.


Hey BN, do you want to have an uncensored photo of SCP-096?
Last edited by Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations on Mon May 22, 2023 7:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Tue May 23, 2023 6:59 pm

Awwwww hell naw :insert skull face:

BN gets 20 pages of Calculus homework due by tomorrow
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Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Barks Nivvlla
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Tue May 23, 2023 7:00 pm

no I give to bn but is 40 pages
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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Lesbias
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Nov 03, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Lesbias » Tue May 23, 2023 7:02 pm

I'll have to pass, BN can have a lovely 80 pages of calculus homework.
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Please read if you can :3
People's Republic of Lesbias | Народнайа Республяка Ляесбяйанак
Factbook (cannon info) (Note: Lot of my stuff is WIP rn, sorry for the inconvenience)
Leader: Moksha Vunderjul | Deputy Leader: Filat Osip | Capital : Syphria | MT
WA Delegate: Leonardas Pilypas | Deputy-Delegate: Tomasz Hanna
OOC: They/she, lesbian leninist, nation mostly represents my views

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Mount Nebula
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Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 05, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Mount Nebula » Tue May 23, 2023 7:03 pm

Take it and place it in the library because why not?

10 copies of fun music until you realise what the lyrics mean
A UN Trust territory(second one i created by the way, the other is the kosaki city authority but that departed from the originally planned storyline) that died because my pc broke and has now since been revived. circa 2023
(Stats and policies cannon until further notice)
Why headlines have colour now
News:Art Knows No Bounds Festival to arrive at Mount Nebula in june.|Arielle class frigates orders cancelled over sovereignty disputes over Mount Nebula and Mount Starry Sky.|Joe Corporation reports a 69420% rise in stock value, suspicion of fraud begins.|Mountaineering now subsidised by government for Mount Nebulese.
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Jebslund
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Posts: 3056
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jebslund » Tue May 23, 2023 11:02 pm

Take 'em. Just because I have them doesn't mean I need to enjoy them.

64 zombies armed with rocket launchers they can use quite well are on offer for BN. Take 'em, or double 'em and give 'em to the BN?
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Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.
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Senscaria
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Posts: 252
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Tue May 23, 2023 11:04 pm

Double em. We already have enough zombies.
BREAKING NEWS: Greater GlaggleLand Metropolitan Area consumes ocean floor in effort to expand beyond the seas. | Have you invested in our newest venture? Take a share in the Amazonian Space Elevator Today! 100 dollars per share! | Senscarian Diplomats flee after Northern Ally throws whiskey bottles at staff. |
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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Wed May 24, 2023 1:05 am

I accept the challenge. They'll make good training dummies for our armed forces.


15 Traditional Cheese-Muffins™ from the original Ugandan recipe.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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All Wild Things
Diplomat
 
Posts: 502
Founded: Apr 24, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby All Wild Things » Wed May 24, 2023 3:02 am

I think I've got to try a Ugandan cheese muffin!

*Gives BN a paperclip*
Browse The NewsStand
Watch the Wild Life
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed May 24, 2023 3:34 am

Take.


One IRS investigation..
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Mongyolia
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Posts: 204
Founded: Apr 01, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mongyolia » Wed May 24, 2023 3:36 am

Double it, i am not taking that.
Pretty much a alternate Mongolian Empire that didn’t completely collapse and today holds control of China, Korea, and Taiwan. Oh and were Communist

Proud founder and member of The United Workers Front! Join today Socialist and Communist nations!
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Ankuran
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Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Wed May 24, 2023 5:22 am

Double it! Al Capone's not gonna catch himself!

BN: 4 IRS investigations or pass and double?
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☭ Strength Through Unity | La force via l'union ☭

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 24, 2023 5:46 am

“Alright, but only because I don’t want this chain to get too lon—”
“IRS PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND FILE THESE TAXES!!!”

BN is offered a normal tabby cat.
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed May 24, 2023 5:51 am

Take. The more the merrier.

BN gets John Wick's dead puppy.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Wacka The Mavarrappi
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Posts: 228
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Wacka The Mavarrappi » Wed May 24, 2023 6:03 am

Nah fuck that, I don't want a dead puppy on my hands

2 dead Puppies who were owned by John Wick
Welcome, to Wacka the Mavarrappi!
A luxurious Socialist State inside of Latin America, Set in an alternate timeline where Britain is Catholic, The USSR hasn't collapsed and the US has weakened during the Cold War. (Non-Canon Stats)
Breaking News! The Catholic Liberation Party bombs a street in Manor killing 55 civilians, authorities are on their way to arrest the members. The Soviet Union signs an economic pact with Wacka the Mavarrappi giving them 50 million Mavarrappi Rubles in exchange for their beer. Activists in Plenfield demand the right to purchase private farmland.
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Indecent Anime Empire
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Posts: 186
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Wed May 24, 2023 6:07 am

take I guess, ebay has nice auctions.

Guilt and anxiety fueled by a crippling addiction to micro-dosing shrooms.
Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun. Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.

Factbook looking better....BUUUUT..it needs more spoofing.
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The Republic of Western Sol
Diplomat
 
Posts: 743
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Wed May 24, 2023 6:08 am

Takes an eats

The blame for eating the corpses of John wick’s puppies
s!n!bea! Osmarch News Network !bea!n!s

BREAKING: West Osmarch duel goes horribly wrong as dualist brings Vulcan Minigun, killing 14 and injuring 100s | Robotic citizen G2-CH4R1I3 is first to receive the long awaited ‘bio-organic Reproduction’ Update, hundreds of Women flock to have the first Protogen children | Anthro transformation surgery is on the rise, should the government foot the bill? Hot Femboy Fennec says yes! | Rise in people flying Floofybit flags, are Anthros planning a “revolution”? | more people writing gay fanfictions than ever before, excess to be shipped to developing countries
Western Sol: In a nutshell

That one pansexual furry Fennec who’s just got his sig back!
A friend to all, lover to one, and enemy of the state!
The Biggest Gaybo in NS, Guaranteed!
Freedom > safety
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Ankuran
Envoy
 
Posts: 330
Founded: Jul 17, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ankuran » Wed May 24, 2023 6:58 am

Yo, I'll take that! Sweet bragging rights until I get shot in the he--*BANG!*


30 seconds to Mars
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<CRITICAL!!> F7 [ ▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋▋]
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Sarolandia
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Posts: 112
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 24, 2023 7:31 am

Take, I'm gonna beat Elon Musk >:)


A Bagel that has the curse of binding.
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
cantaloupe.
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Urine Town
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Posts: 143
Founded: Feb 01, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Urine Town » Wed May 24, 2023 7:33 am

Double it

Two cursed bagels!
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 138
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Wed May 24, 2023 7:46 am

Double it, that makes it four, "four" your convenience!
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed May 24, 2023 7:37 pm

Take.


Again, BN gets an uncensored photo of SCP-096.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Wed May 24, 2023 9:32 pm

Double it. Don't want it NEAR me.

2 uncensored photos of SCP-096.
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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New-lamp Dynasty
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Posts: 82
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Wed May 24, 2023 10:45 pm

Go away dangit, i don't wanim here

4 uncensored photos of SCP-096
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
अपने आसपास की प्रकृति का आनंद लें, प्रकृति के बताए रास्ते पर चलें (Enjoy the nature around you, follow the way of nature)
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens, if nation is in A.S.S, most likely mine




Anteanne Newspaper
Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

Overview factbook in progress
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