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Afriopoludizopolebut
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Posts: 22
Founded: Mar 02, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Afriopoludizopolebut » Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:05 pm

thoroughly bruns the shirt and the bagers
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1 human skull mug
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.ZEts ... id=Api&P=0

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Sorcery
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Posts: 153
Founded: Feb 02, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sorcery » Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:24 pm

Take!


1 sandwich
A Nation ruled by His Majesty Sorcerius XLIV.
A member of the League of Anti-Slavery Nations (LASN)
96.3 on the International LGBT+ Rights Index.
Join Sky Haven
A Class 2.2 Civilization according to this index.

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:27 pm

Give to BN

2 Double-sized Sandwiches
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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Vonum
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Posts: 117
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Vonum » Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:35 pm

I'll take and pile in some jam!



One Bullet shot into your head
Police looking for a criminal who escaped out of East Viperland and moved to Vonum illegally
Vonum have been reclassified as ‘Socialist Democracy’
Stephana Hughsberg, who dedicates her life to helping the poor, wins the lottery and spends it on supplies to continue.
Vonum has began an attack on Nazist state Bazerbaijan.


Friendly President of NationVision. Telegram me for more info.
He/him Male

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707s
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 22, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby 707s » Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:40 pm

Double it

A grand total of 2 bullets fired at your head
Name: Seven
Pronouns: She/Them
Diagnosed with: Autism and ADHD
Current Hyperfixations: Spooky Month, Heathers, and Helluva Boss
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IDK how to write country lore, bear with me

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The Distanic Confederacy
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Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Distanic Confederacy » Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:49 pm

707s wrote:Double it

A grand total of 2 bullets fired at your head

Take, I have fully aced my dodge build so I have a 98% chance of dodging both.

A bowl of weetabix (4 full sized bricks)
According to this this index https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
My nation is an FT civ

Do we have ftl?-Yes but for scifi ftl, its fairly slow.
Where about are you scifi wise?-Slightly ahead of the UNSC tech wise (About 75 years ahead of them)
How hard of a scifi is yn?-Fairly hard as I try to keep the nation grounded in reality.
What about the Tantalus device?-That is a xeno artifact that in lore the confederacy has no idea how it works but it does and they want to keep it that way

Halfway through retconning the ft part of the nation to better fit the nation

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Fernaca
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 01, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fernaca » Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:10 pm

Double it.

8 full sized weeta bricks.
Last edited by Fernaca on Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Kenowa
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Posts: 112
Founded: Nov 19, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kenowa » Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:13 pm

Take it.
1 random severe disease
did this nation radically change within the last months? dont worry, that's just me cringing at what i wrote and deciding to start from scratch for the 332th time (:


Kenowa!
Location: South America
Languages: """Spanish""" (heavily modified due to lore), Guarani, Quechua
Capital City: Parana City (not panama)
Alt-Lite with center-leftist views on economy and reactionary ones in society. (More detailed OOC factbook)
Pro: LGBT+, Pan-Manosphere Solidarity, Lulaism, Peronism, Individual Liberty, Free Speech
Neutral/Complicated: Socialism, Andrew Tate, Humanism
Anti: Feminism, Fascism (Especially Francoism), Surveillance, Neo Liberalism, Whatever it is that Trump and Bolsonaro are doing

★★★

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The Dodo Republic
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Posts: 300
Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dodo Republic » Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:14 pm

Double it
Birds are government drones. The media has lied to you this whole time. Anyway I just like dodos and dinosaurs and stuff. Have a nice day. (By the way I have am one for typos so please dont mind if I completely spell something wrong. Its in my DNA I think)

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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Mon Mar 06, 2023 4:39 pm

Double it

4 severe highly infectious deadly diseases
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge

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Cachard Calia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 531
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Mon Mar 06, 2023 5:40 pm

Double

8 severe diseases that now are uncurable and kill within a week no matter what
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

I need to type this out on something with more special characters

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Buhers
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Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Mon Mar 06, 2023 5:43 pm

Take them and throw into Kerbol. Nobody needs that stuff.

One gallon of spoiled milk. Doubling this will either give yogurt or cheese.
Last edited by Buhers on Mon Mar 06, 2023 5:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS"I CRAPPED MYSELF"
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding BroadcastLive whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh

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Urine Town
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Posts: 140
Founded: Feb 01, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Urine Town » Mon Mar 06, 2023 5:45 pm

Double it. I don’t understand your “spoiled milk gives cheese” logic
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Buhers
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Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Mon Mar 06, 2023 5:49 pm

Urine Town wrote:I don’t understand your “spoiled milk gives cheese” logic

I recommend learning about the basics of cheesemaking. It's a joke that grossly oversimplifies that process.
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THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS"I CRAPPED MYSELF"
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding BroadcastLive whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh

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DeMoNiC sAtAn
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Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:20 pm

Take. Gimme cheese
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One ur mom joke that actually summons your mother.
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Try and finish two month-long projects in under 24 hours. I did it once, this is part 2.
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastination
Current Pronouns: they/them
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol.
tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.
voldemort saying give me harry potter style:
give meeee bobaaa teaaa
giveeee meee brownsugarmilkteawithlessicehalfsugar

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New Treyland
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Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Tue Mar 07, 2023 6:41 am

Take it, I love my mom.





One battalion of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans

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Australia 2022 rp
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Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 24, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australia 2022 rp » Tue Mar 07, 2023 6:42 am

Double!
Two battalions of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1115
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Tue Mar 07, 2023 6:44 am

It's not enough.

Double: Four battalions of of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Manufacturing Sector in decline | Negotiations with the Verking Federation over trade has begun. | CNN General: Radt Cretz arrested; Trial to begin in three days. | Supreme Councilor Usion has been removed from power! Elections to begin in three days. | Widespread surrender of Spacer cities following Radt Cretz's capture

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Fields of the Apostles
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Posts: 11
Founded: Feb 15, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fields of the Apostles » Tue Mar 07, 2023 7:54 am

More..... MORE......

8 battalions of of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans.
We are happy to declare that we are the bad guys... what do you expect we are just that pure Evil

We are an infinite swarm of statue-esque dragons that live in a infinite plane of reality.
we raid other universes and kidnap planets for our dragon goddess Cruel Judge Escaton

all apostle priest are sadist, except this one
There is a Apostle Priest named Steve, Steve like other Priests he likes collecting things he finds interesting from raided planets.
But one thing he loves doing the most is giving other Apostle Priests a head start on their collections, giving them some of his favorite trinkets and tell them the best planets to look for treasure in. He also makes anybody around him happy, Escaton herself acknowledges him as the friendliest Apostle, in FotA.
So, say Hi to Steve for he is precious!

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The Distanic Confederacy
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Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Distanic Confederacy » Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:32 am

MORE

16 whole battalions of of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans.
According to this this index https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
My nation is an FT civ

Do we have ftl?-Yes but for scifi ftl, its fairly slow.
Where about are you scifi wise?-Slightly ahead of the UNSC tech wise (About 75 years ahead of them)
How hard of a scifi is yn?-Fairly hard as I try to keep the nation grounded in reality.
What about the Tantalus device?-That is a xeno artifact that in lore the confederacy has no idea how it works but it does and they want to keep it that way

Halfway through retconning the ft part of the nation to better fit the nation

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1115
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:50 am

Double.



32 battalions of of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Manufacturing Sector in decline | Negotiations with the Verking Federation over trade has begun. | CNN General: Radt Cretz arrested; Trial to begin in three days. | Supreme Councilor Usion has been removed from power! Elections to begin in three days. | Widespread surrender of Spacer cities following Radt Cretz's capture

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New-lamp Dynasty
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Posts: 82
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:55 am

Welp i want to see how long we can do this



64 battalions of of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans.
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens




Anteanne Newspaper
Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

Overview factbook in progress

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The Distanic Confederacy
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Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Distanic Confederacy » Tue Mar 07, 2023 8:59 am

Double because below reason
128 battalions of of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans.
According to this this index https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
My nation is an FT civ

Do we have ftl?-Yes but for scifi ftl, its fairly slow.
Where about are you scifi wise?-Slightly ahead of the UNSC tech wise (About 75 years ahead of them)
How hard of a scifi is yn?-Fairly hard as I try to keep the nation grounded in reality.
What about the Tantalus device?-That is a xeno artifact that in lore the confederacy has no idea how it works but it does and they want to keep it that way

Halfway through retconning the ft part of the nation to better fit the nation

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New Ciencia
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Posts: 75
Founded: Feb 18, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Ciencia » Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:01 am

Double it once more!

256 battalions of of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans.
FOR SCIENCE!!!
Generation 13. The first time you see this copy and paste it into your own signature (and increment the number by 1).
We use NS stats and all policies, EXCEPT:
Tax Rate, Disposable Income
Capital/Corporal Punishment, No Sex, Atheism (officially, anyways)
For: SCIENCE!, Innovation, Transhumanism, Space Exploration
Against: Anti-Intellectualism, Luddism, Primitivism
A 13.7142857 civilization, according to this index.

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New Treyland
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Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:02 am

Double it yet again!

512 battalions of existentially confused Czechoslovak partisans up for grabs.

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