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Washington-Columbia
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Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:24 pm

You'll need to rob a US Federal Bank for this.


An $32,000 TV with an 3200% interest, over a million dollars. (1,024,000 to be exact.) Also, it may or may not be made by Modern Atari.
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Rosefall
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Founded: Jan 13, 2023
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rosefall » Fri Mar 03, 2023 6:04 pm

I just want to see how high this will go.

$64,000 TV with 6400% interest. I'm not good at interest math but I think that's $4,160,000.
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IC Links: Main Portal • Nation Overview • Power Comparator Level • Java Sea Regional News | OOC Links: Cannon NS Statistics • OOC Factbook
Current Year: 1884 • Current Leader: Senna Rose • Tech Level: MT + minor FanT
Note (ooc): The creator of Rosefall took a mental health break. Lore will be developed slowly.
Factbooks being relocated to Rosefallian Stories
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Buhers
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Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Fri Mar 03, 2023 6:08 pm

Taken...

$1,024,000 TV with 102,400% interest.
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⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
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Rivogna
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rivogna » Fri Mar 03, 2023 7:17 pm

Hold on, let me gather what I learned in pre-calculus today

Okay, so the formula for simple interest is, of course, Prt

Therefore, I will have: (1,024,000)(1,024), which is an additional $1,048,576,000 over one year

Fuck no
That would cripple me



Three servings of carrots with bleu cheese dressing?
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An Italian-speaking republic in Central America with an affinity for liberal values and ravioli with peppers and beef

 NEWS:  "Genius and life-saving" mosquito catchers gaining popularity | Rivogna stockpiles its 100th nuclear warhead | Shooting in farmer's market kills 4 Maya people | Martino Bonardi says he loves the smell of mowed grass and vacuumed carpet. | The National Parliament contemplates a minimum wage increase, boost to the education budget
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Rosefall
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rosefall » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:30 pm

No thanks. 6 servings.
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IC Links: Main Portal • Nation Overview • Power Comparator Level • Java Sea Regional News | OOC Links: Cannon NS Statistics • OOC Factbook
Current Year: 1884 • Current Leader: Senna Rose • Tech Level: MT + minor FanT
Note (ooc): The creator of Rosefall took a mental health break. Lore will be developed slowly.
Factbooks being relocated to Rosefallian Stories
 ⌜The Rosebud⌟ | 04-03-1884  - LIVE |  WEATHER  ASCENT ?? ??° • ASHI ?? ??° • CEI ?? ??° • TRECSET ?? ??° |  NEWS  Something happened.  •  Something happened.  •  Something happened.  •  Something happened.  • Where... are we?
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Buhers
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Postby Buhers » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:31 pm

Double. Now it's covered in bloated fried maggots.
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
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Kaywell
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Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:34 pm

Nah. Now it's 12 servings covered in bloated fried maggots and live adult Ascaris Lumbricoides specimens.
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

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Flying-Penguins
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Founded: Nov 29, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Flying-Penguins » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:39 pm

24 servings of carrots coated with expired blue cheese fondue,
then covered in & deep-fried maggot brains
and sprinkled with live & juicy adult Ascaris worms.
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Buhers
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Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:41 pm

Give it some live maggots on top of that.
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
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Ellese
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Founded: Jul 23, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ellese » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:42 pm

Sounds delicious!

One muddy swamp.
It's back to being Ellese again...steppe country, bordering Russia, Georgia and Ukraine, ruled by an authoritarian monarch.

News: Fer's mother has passed away, Tourous Gealer becomes first Ellesean billionaire, report finds that Ellese has been getting warmer over the last twenty years

She/Her.
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Afriopoludizopolebut
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Founded: Mar 02, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Afriopoludizopolebut » Fri Mar 03, 2023 9:48 pm

DOUBLE IT
Two muddy swamp
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-Astoria-
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Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:15 pm

Double that: four muddy swamps.
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Kaywell
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Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:28 pm

Double, eight muddy swamps.
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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Buhers
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Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:32 pm

This will look great on Eve.
Take.

One super-Earth with lush (though short) wildlife.
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
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Misdainana
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Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:42 pm

Double

10 super-Earth
UNITED REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

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Feyrisshire
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Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:44 pm

Taken!

Now I can build Catgirl Communism in 10 different worlds that I now own!

1 cube of ice
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Kaywell
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Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:59 pm

Taken, I like letting them melt in my mouth.

1 corporate police state
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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Ard al Islam
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Founded: Apr 14, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ard al Islam » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:01 am

Double it and give it to the next person
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Buhers
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Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:02 am

Taking them.

One burning Buherin flag
⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
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Misdainana
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Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:04 am

No Burning Flag on Fictional Country

Take this one.

Have 1 Alternate Universe Version of NS or Roblox (or even something random dude)
UNITED REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

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Merulla
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Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:28 am

I'm confiscating this for legalized arson purposes.


80 cheese muffins and a cheese muffin pizza. Traditional Ugandan recipe.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.
The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings
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Procrast
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Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Sat Mar 04, 2023 7:57 am

Ugandan you say...I'll take it!
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1 wood plank
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Westralia
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Founded: Jul 18, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Westralia » Sat Mar 04, 2023 8:05 am

Double 1 wood plank to 2 and give it to the next person
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The Distanic Confederacy
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Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Distanic Confederacy » Sat Mar 04, 2023 8:10 am

Westralia wrote:Double 1 wood plank to 2 and give it to the next person

Sure why not

a £5000 honda civic with a %250 interest rate
According to this this index https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
My nation is an FT civ

Do we have ftl?-Yes but for scifi ftl, its fairly slow.
Where about are you scifi wise?-Slightly ahead of the UNSC tech wise (About 75 years ahead of them)
How hard of a scifi is yn?-Fairly hard as I try to keep the nation grounded in reality.
What about the Tantalus device?-That is a xeno artifact that in lore the confederacy has no idea how it works but it does and they want to keep it that way

Halfway through retconning the ft part of the nation to better fit the nation
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Palikit
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Founded: Oct 20, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Palikit » Sat Mar 04, 2023 8:13 am

I'll double it to a £10,000 honda civic with a 500% interest rate.
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