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Equai
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 439
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Equai » Thu Sep 01, 2022 3:52 am

"Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!"

I don't know if I want to know
She/Her 

EBN News: -STATE OF EMERGENCY- News to be added later.

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All NS policies are canon
Far-left (Marxist-Leninist). Anti-war, anti-imperialist, pro-choice, atheist.
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DD/MM/YYYY is far superior then MM/DD/YYYY

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Orlesian States
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Orlesian States » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:48 am

No interesting news today. Instead the news channels will have cute cats do cute things video reviews.

I mean, who wouldn't want to see cute cats doing cute things in video reviews?
The Commonwealth of Orlesian States
"Orlesia Orates; The World Listens."
"Through the remnants of a shattered Empire, and the Emperor overthrown, the Commonwealth will rise."
Latest Reports from Ministry of Information - The Commonwealth is "Coming back from a break." -Says Francois S. D'Chautee; In battling Caligula's Legion, The Commonwealth is sending additional supplies and aid to the NSAR; Orlesian Embassy construction temporarily halted; OSIF has reported a known 'black hole' within the borders of the known system;
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New San Andreas Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:51 am

Orlesian Economy is now considered 'frighteningly efficient'


And that's where we lost interest. In all things, bureaucracy is essential. Needless, time-wasting, and grudgingly inefficient bureaucracy.

It's how we rule in Los Santos, it's how we rule in the Senora Wasteland, it's everywhere.

At the NSAR, we take Hermes Conrad's words to heart:

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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're currently fighting a just and not at all drawn-out war in the Senora Wasteland against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:35 pm

Are you aggressively coked-out?


Do I not have Coca-Cola products?: Yes
Why?: I don’t like Coca-Cola products
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
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Free Jeililand
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Aug 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Jeililand » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:50 pm

Null
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Free Jeililand is a strong, patriotic society of settlers exhiled from a failed state that didn't respect the citizen's right to refuse to participate in a chaotic, uncontrolled, and vile society.

That's why the federal police force control everything instead of the government. How orderly and well kept!
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:17 pm

Gas Prices Drop After New Tax Relief Effort From Government

high gas prices are unironically a good thing, mean less cars on the street and more public transport
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 701
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:21 pm

"Considering a possible retcon of the Near East yet again :)"

neato
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | Forty SVT-40s hidden in mattresses seized at southern border station in Soveiniesberg | Soveiniesberg bans TikTok from being purchased, owned, or used on any electronic devices | Markish Soveinian Defense Militia apparently has M202A1 FLASH incendiary rocket launchers according to an inventory listing | Man imports seven thousand Bersa handguns before promptly dying
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Orlesian States
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Orlesian States » Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:24 pm

I think all of it, honestly. I say this a lot, but I really, really, like the format. It's organized and finely done, but I like 'Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes', lots of tension. Seems like a scary situation.
The Commonwealth of Orlesian States
"Orlesia Orates; The World Listens."
"Through the remnants of a shattered Empire, and the Emperor overthrown, the Commonwealth will rise."
Latest Reports from Ministry of Information - The Commonwealth is "Coming back from a break." -Says Francois S. D'Chautee; In battling Caligula's Legion, The Commonwealth is sending additional supplies and aid to the NSAR; Orlesian Embassy construction temporarily halted; OSIF has reported a known 'black hole' within the borders of the known system;
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:41 pm

Orlesia Orates; The World Listens


But what does the world orate?
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INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
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Western Theram
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 450
Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:45 pm

TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

How much did this happen for you to have to put this in your sig?
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news: Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy.|Pavy the Two-Headed Dog starts riot in Ramosanti Square mall.|U.M.R sanctioned by United Federation for being the production & distribution site for the drug known as "morph."
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Orlesian States
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Orlesian States » Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:47 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:But what does the world orate?

Nonsense.
/skipme, clarifying.
The Commonwealth of Orlesian States
"Orlesia Orates; The World Listens."
"Through the remnants of a shattered Empire, and the Emperor overthrown, the Commonwealth will rise."
Latest Reports from Ministry of Information - The Commonwealth is "Coming back from a break." -Says Francois S. D'Chautee; In battling Caligula's Legion, The Commonwealth is sending additional supplies and aid to the NSAR; Orlesian Embassy construction temporarily halted; OSIF has reported a known 'black hole' within the borders of the known system;
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Abandoned Coca-Cola HQ in Atlanta GA
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abandoned Coca-Cola HQ in Atlanta GA » Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:12 pm

The Revolutionary Militia has ambushed invading troops with Molotov cocktails.


So... wait, did the invading troops have the Molotov cocktails, or was it the Revolutionary Militia who had the Molotov cocktails?

Goddamn you, dangling participle. You ruin yet another NS signature.
The Abandoned Coca-Cola Headquarters in Atlanta, GA
After yet another generic zombie apocalypse broke out and overwhelmed the world, a group of Atlanta survivors found salvation and safe-haven in the old headquarters of the Coca-Cola Company. From there, they've created a rudimentary small-scale society, based on barter, Coke consumption and firearms. Baking in the hot Georgia sun, and their only respite and refreshment being various flavors of carbonated cola, they've also gone slightly insane. React accordingly.
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Kingdom of Intermaria
Envoy
 
Posts: 290
Founded: Aug 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of Intermaria » Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:08 pm

Free Jeililand wrote:
["Signature" was privated by user Kingdom of Intermaria for 'Its getting very controversial and embarrasing .'.]


What happened!? I want the teaaa

Philippine NS Forum politics stuff, it made me delete all of my sig since it contains my information. (/skipme)
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Serdtgyu
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Feb 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Serdtgyu » Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:25 pm

The red
A communist state that wants everyone to make friends.
Please join this tournament. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=523522
Ask me if you want a sports thing
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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5383
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:17 pm

A communist state that wants everyone to make friends.

Is this what people meant by "communism with a human face"?
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: Factbooks • Location • Embassies • FAQ • Integrity | OOC:  CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#1 • 10/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound
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New Ontario Dominion
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 04, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Ontario Dominion » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:22 pm

PM reiterates commitment to building


Personally I agree.
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I have a sports main, called Canadian Dominion, now back to your regularly scheduled goosing… also it’s GOOSING TIME

Call me a duck and i will commit 2nd degree murder.
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The Astellian Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Astellian Kingdom » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:58 pm

I have a sports main, called Canadian Dominion, now back to your regularly scheduled goosing.

Um, okay, I guess.
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:42 pm

Dolls given life and land in the world of Harahel, a magical land filled with mystical races and nations.

what a nice premises, I'm sure the setting will in no way depress me :)
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Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:45 pm

America's experimental Next-Generation Tank may be equipped with 'railguns' and be powered by a nuclear reactor, recent Rock Island Arsenal leaks suggest.

that sounds like it's going to be quite costly
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-Astoria-
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Posts: 5383
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:37 pm

22:rofl:08

Exhibit A: illegal time.
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: Factbooks • Location • Embassies • FAQ • Integrity | OOC:  CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#1 • 10/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound
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New Ontario Dominion
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 04, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Ontario Dominion » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:40 pm

commitment to building


This is all you need.
I have a sports main, called Canadian Dominion, now back to your regularly scheduled goosing… also it’s GOOSING TIME

Call me a duck and i will commit 2nd degree murder.
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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5383
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:44 pm

New Ontario Dominion wrote:
commitment to building


This is all you need.

Please don't doublepost.
/stillme
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: Factbooks • Location • Embassies • FAQ • Integrity | OOC:  CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#1 • 10/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound
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Johyu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Johyu » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:48 pm

-Astoria- wrote:
New Ontario Dominion wrote:
commitment to building


This is all you need.

Please don't doublepost.
/stillme

I only see 1 post /still new Ontario dominion
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waar het die snaakse gegaan?
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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5383
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:55 pm

Johyu wrote:
-Astoria- wrote:Please don't doublepost.
/stillme

I only see 1 post /still new Ontario dominion

Scroll up a couple of posts.
/stillme
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: Factbooks • Location • Embassies • FAQ • Integrity | OOC:  CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#1 • 10/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound
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Johyu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Johyu » Thu Sep 01, 2022 11:58 pm

-Astoria- wrote:
Johyu wrote:I only see 1 post /still new Ontario dominion

Scroll up a couple of posts.
/stillme
still can't see /still new Ontario dominion
waar het die snaakse gegaan?
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