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Cerespasia
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Posts: 30
Founded: May 13, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cerespasia » Wed May 31, 2023 7:13 am

Stratonesia wrote:
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!

Which "Ceres"? You or Ceres Fauna?

That's just my online moniker.

/skipme
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats to soon be executed via M16 full auto magdump.

Re-familiarizing with surroundings, Please stand by...

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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5402
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Wed May 31, 2023 7:21 am

from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies

What sort of cookies?
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 31, 2023 7:32 am

Not sure what else to do, so . . .

Our deeds shall speak


You 100% sure?
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus

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Sarolandia
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Posts: 117
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 31, 2023 7:38 am

I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.


INCOMING HAM SANDWICH!!!
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair

Does anyone actually read these?

"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase

cantaloupe.

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Libertarian Right
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 24, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Libertarian Right » Wed May 31, 2023 7:41 am

bro mad at ns stats
Corporate Hellhole.
"Anarchic"

$

No longer my main, This is my main now.

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 31, 2023 7:42 am

Corporate Hellhole.


Bro. Stop being America
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus

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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 752
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Wed May 31, 2023 8:02 am

NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)

I don't think I've ever actually paid attention to my stats
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Incelastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 435
Founded: Nov 02, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Incelastan » Wed May 31, 2023 8:04 am

Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command


Very anachronistic, yet poetic lyrics there.
Occupied territories formed from the former US states of the New England region, once ruled by incels, but now liberated from that fascist, misogynistic regime.

The Abrahamic God is the most evil character ever created in fiction. It's a fact. Just deal with it.

"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always pay." - Rasczek (Michael Ironside), Starship Troopers

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New Texas Republic
Attaché
 
Posts: 87
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 31, 2023 8:10 am

once ruled by incels


Well, at least it’s no longer ruled…
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists

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Incelastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 435
Founded: Nov 02, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Incelastan » Wed May 31, 2023 8:11 am

New Texas Republic wrote:
once ruled by incels


Well, at least it’s no longer ruled…


Yeah, they lost their war.
Occupied territories formed from the former US states of the New England region, once ruled by incels, but now liberated from that fascist, misogynistic regime.

The Abrahamic God is the most evil character ever created in fiction. It's a fact. Just deal with it.

"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always pay." - Rasczek (Michael Ironside), Starship Troopers

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Hispida
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7036
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Wed May 31, 2023 8:12 am

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists


a classic. fuckin' love this joke.
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the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)
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Victory Day: February 23, 2022
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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5402
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Wed May 31, 2023 8:21 am

the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)

I'm sure you'd have to explain to them what all of the nouns following "autistic" mean first.
                                                      Republic of Astoria | Pobolieth Asdair                                                      
Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Incelastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 435
Founded: Nov 02, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Incelastan » Wed May 31, 2023 8:39 am

-Astoria- wrote:
the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)

I'm sure you'd have to explain to them what all of the nouns following "autistic" mean first.


Everything but the Maoist part is tolerable.

/skipme
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Occupied territories formed from the former US states of the New England region, once ruled by incels, but now liberated from that fascist, misogynistic regime.

The Abrahamic God is the most evil character ever created in fiction. It's a fact. Just deal with it.

"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always pay." - Rasczek (Michael Ironside), Starship Troopers

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Frokolia
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Wed May 31, 2023 9:22 am

Winter out; spring in for public parks

omg astoria's news changed!!

now time to wait 2-3 more months for the next change lol
"Your boy Tim has caught a bad case...of the gay" -Frank George TV
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hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser

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Bayi
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: Jul 15, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bayi » Wed May 31, 2023 9:25 am

Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe.

Noice
大家好, Nothing to see here, move along <3

This week's "Song Recommendation!" Cuco - Bossa no sé


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Fav Games: Bioshock 2, Mafia II, Cooking Mama, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Little Big Planet, We Happy Few, Contrast, Outlast.
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Pisces power!

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 31, 2023 9:28 am

Nothing to see here, move along <3


Yeah, nothing . . .
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus

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Democratic Poopland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 737
Founded: Apr 09, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Democratic Poopland » Wed May 31, 2023 9:39 am

Help.
Poopland discussing digital bombings! DEFCON 12345
I think that Antiquity is the best. | Everything you need to know is in a factbook. | Unless specifiied, all stats are canon! | Moderation links. | I cannot enforce rules. | IC & OOC Leader of my nation is me. IC is just under another name. | eeeee Possibly? Maybe just a confused straight dude. | Auth-Left, Chaotic Evil.

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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5402
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Wed May 31, 2023 9:55 am

Frokolia wrote:omg astoria's news changed!!

2023-04-11

It hasn't. :p
Democratic Poopland wrote:
Help.

Everything you need to know is in a factbook.

Many such cases.
                                                      Republic of Astoria | Pobolieth Asdair                                                      
Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Yokron pro-government partisans
Diplomat
 
Posts: 511
Founded: Dec 09, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Yokron pro-government partisans » Wed May 31, 2023 9:58 am

A good-looking and informative signature is one of the rarest things on this site. Bravo!
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#REVIVETHEBONGOS!

Serious mod reform is needed
BREAKING: Radt Kretz of the SIM escapes from prison, everyone bewildered - SIM Dark matter inferno has been contained and stopped - As SIM war nears its end, casualty counts for all sides begin coming in. Yokron was lucky - Grand Admiral Teren of the QSSC replaces the expelled head councilor Usion in the position

OOC: Maybe Bi? He/Him
Check this dispatch for my political views

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Eragon Island
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 31, 2023 10:00 am

Maybe Bi?



You either are Bi, or aren't Bi. CHOOSE!
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus

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Sarolandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 31, 2023 10:20 am

Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)

Dab me up, my fellow Socialist.
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair

Does anyone actually read these?

"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase

cantaloupe.

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 31, 2023 10:28 am

The f*ck happened?

/skip
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NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus

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The Ruvia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Ruvia » Wed May 31, 2023 10:28 am

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everyone loves boats
The Republic of Ruvia
The truth always prevails!

Most NS stats aren't cannon | Your local dark mode user
Political compass:
Economic Left/Right: -0.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.36

what.

Tired fr.


GENERATION 29: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment

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Subi Bumeen
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: Feb 01, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Subi Bumeen » Wed May 31, 2023 10:31 am

Idk honestly but i like his nation name

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Sarolandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 31, 2023 10:38 am

Subi responded incorrectly and he has no forum sig so...
/stillruvia
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He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair

Does anyone actually read these?

"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase

cantaloupe.

b o a t
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