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Equai
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Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Equai » Mon May 29, 2023 7:18 am

"12345"

it do be like that
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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 7:31 am

I am here to feed you estrogen

YOU DARE TO FEED ME WITH FEMININE SUBSTANCE? YOU HERETIC!
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
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from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon May 29, 2023 7:42 am

World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!


I think you confused Stratonesian eagles with American UAVs
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Hispida
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Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Mon May 29, 2023 8:21 am

NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

are you threatening them, master jedi?
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-Astoria-
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Mon May 29, 2023 9:12 am

current music recommendation: 757 by 100 gecs

Anything to do with the jetliner?
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 9:28 am

Our deeds shall speak

Why doesn't it speak now?
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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Bayi
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Posts: 115
Founded: Jul 15, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bayi » Mon May 29, 2023 9:32 am

from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies

ooooh cookies! :hug: :hug: :hug:
大家好, Nothing to see here, move along <3

This week's "Song Recommendation!" Cuco - Bossa no sé


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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 29, 2023 9:35 am

Fav Games: Bioshock 2, Mafia II, Cooking Mama, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Little Big Planet, We Happy Few, Contrast, Outlast.

somehow I've never played any of these
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Mon May 29, 2023 12:03 pm

Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof

Good luck, I guess
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
Give me freedom or give me death.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
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Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Stolen road sign for Hornislav retrieved. Thief identified as 20s tourist, to be deported. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Çirnyjã gnidy» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 5:15 pm

Why are Selanese people called «horny slut» abroad?

Because the city's name is Hornislav. It's an unfortunate name.
It reminds me of some guy who named a city "Schwein". He thought the name sounded cool, until somebody pointed him out that "Schwein" was German for "pig".
Last edited by Stratonesia on Mon May 29, 2023 5:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Mon May 29, 2023 7:38 pm

HAIL STRATONESIA!


No thanks chap, I only bow down to the KTO *cough cough*
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a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
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Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

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Southland
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Posts: 269
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Mon May 29, 2023 7:40 pm

20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko"


I wish nations would report more wacky news like this.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

Valehart wrote:That flag's face is high on something that's illegal in most countries

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La Xinga
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Posts: 4691
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby La Xinga » Mon May 29, 2023 7:45 pm

Ealdracaland wrote:
I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.

Verkhoyanska wrote:
Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:
Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

It's amazing how so many nations comment on the mysterious nature of the sun in your flag. I'm wondering if it will soon have a hallucinogenic effect on me as well! :unsure:

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Karazicu
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Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Mon May 29, 2023 10:10 pm

"Oh god he's back, everybody fall back to the trenches, this'll be a bloody one"

so i remember seeing you in that whole "hepvirate" thing? wasn't around when that was a thing but i wonder if you remember what that was all about
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 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
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Nova Paradisius
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Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Mon May 29, 2023 10:15 pm

18


Hey, that's a lucky number of mine! Of course it wins the lottery!
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RP - Founded January 8th, 2553


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-Astoria-
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Posts: 5402
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Mon May 29, 2023 10:18 pm

Anti: Terrorism, [...], people who pour the milk first

And if one only has access to the powdered variant?
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 752
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 29, 2023 10:33 pm

Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak

to be clear I think I've commented about everything on this sig before so idk
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Stratonesia
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Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 10:41 pm

May 20 Needfallmoot

May 20: Need fall(s), moot
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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00-00
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 22, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 00-00 » Mon May 29, 2023 11:14 pm

GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

The perfect sentence
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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Mon May 29, 2023 11:56 pm

husband goes crazy after crashing while drunk says wife

Hmmmmmmm
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
Give me freedom or give me death.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Uvy! / Ova! / Ovo!
Alas!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Stolen road sign for Hornislav retrieved. Thief identified as 20s tourist, to be deported. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Çirnyjã gnidy» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5402
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Mon May 29, 2023 11:57 pm

crazy shooting incident killing 1000 people

"...so anyway, I started blasting..."
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Tue May 30, 2023 12:35 am

OOC: CCL's VP

Congrats!
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
Give me freedom or give me death.
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Uvy! / Ova! / Ovo!
Alas!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Stolen road sign for Hornislav retrieved. Thief identified as 20s tourist, to be deported. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Çirnyjã gnidy» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

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00-00
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 22, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 00-00 » Tue May 30, 2023 12:37 am

-Astoria- wrote:
crazy shooting incident killing 1000 people

"...so anyway, I started blasting..."

Bro got Ninja'd
/skipme
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00-00 your f7 Nation.
news| man gets arrested because of scamming in multiple games| husband goes crazy after crashing while drunk says wife| crazy shooting incident killing 1000 people

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La Xinga
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Posts: 4691
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby La Xinga » Tue May 30, 2023 7:54 am

Karazicu wrote:
"Oh god he's back, everybody fall back to the trenches, this'll be a bloody one"

so i remember seeing you in that whole "hepvirate" thing? wasn't around when that was a thing but i wonder if you remember what that was all about

Oh no, just something which you asked -Astoria if you can join the "F7 Hepvirate". It wasn't anything really, just more of a small sig joke.

As for the AN:
Opinion: Why are Selanese people called «horny....food....slut....famous abroad?

I always love a nice little national deprecation! :)
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Nacrad
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Posts: 1423
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Tue May 30, 2023 8:10 am

I use NS stats if I like them.

Utterly based third position
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Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

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