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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sat May 27, 2023 12:47 am

NS stats shot with a longbow at Agincourt.


How long do they stand in line on the M25?
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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New Stonen
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Posts: 93
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Sat May 27, 2023 12:49 am

YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

definitely not but ok
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Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood
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Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)
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Nacrad
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Posts: 1423
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Sat May 27, 2023 12:50 am

If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia

Took the words out of my mouth
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: PRC, Soviet Union host Pacific military drill | Japanese Supreme Court rules prohibition of same-sex marriage unconstitutional
Domestic News: 31/05/2023 (WED) | Parliament continues debate on budget; Liberals stubborn on mil spending | SocDems: Military enhancements "vital" for national livelihood | Riverfort suburb records 41.1°C, shatters May records
Weather: Riverfort 29/38°C | Amoy 27/36°C | Taipei 24/39°C | Nanchang 28/38°C

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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1454
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Sat May 27, 2023 12:50 am

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion


Normal
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Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
See My News Thread (I need More Journalists): Truth of Neibeskiya
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat May 27, 2023 12:52 am

Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire

Old Imperialism? In my 21st century? More likely than you think!
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot
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New Stonen
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Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Stonen » Sat May 27, 2023 12:52 am

Nacrad wrote:If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia

Took the words out of my mouth

Neibeskiya wrote:
True American

Which one ?

Double ninja'd :rofl:
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Nation: New Stonen
Official Name: The Democratic Republic of New Stonen
Population: 184 million
GDP: 28.69 trillion
Army: 1.1 million
Leader: President Alexander Blade
Influence: High
Political Compass: Right Libertarian
Moral Alignment: Neutral Good
A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 10 / Type: 6)
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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 256
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat May 27, 2023 12:58 am

Continental Free States wrote:Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire

Old Imperialism? In my 21st century? More likely than you think!

“Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station“
words thought up by the insane and deranged clearly

New Stonen wrote:
Nacrad wrote:If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia

Took the words out of my mouth

Neibeskiya wrote:Which one ?

Double ninja'd :rofl:

Maybe actually make a post????

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Working on Leviathan 3D Model!! | Factbooks actually being worked on! | God I Love Nukes | Nuclear Howitzers vs soft scifi
The Indomitable Human Spirit Will Prevail All Misery, Suffering Is But The Path To Growth
most glorious puppet of UIJ
i am almost certainly drunk/high on NS, forgive me (or not idc) if its' obvious
i am not liberal but I am liberal in my use of nuclear ordnance and that is my politics
th-thanks mods!!!! *gives Plutonium & U-234* oopise hehe *violent nuclear death*
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1454
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Sat May 27, 2023 1:04 am

i am almost certainly drunk/high on NS


One of My Canon Policies: .... I hate You.
Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
See My News Thread (I need More Journalists): Truth of Neibeskiya
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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 256
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat May 27, 2023 1:06 am

Neibeskiya wrote:
i am almost certainly drunk/high on NS


One of My Canon Policies: .... I hate You.

here is your L, sir
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 137
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sat May 27, 2023 1:08 am

his syndicate smuggled over 6,000 women and children from Africa and the Near East since 2015, many of whom are still missing

That bastard!
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Ashotu Three
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Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Sat May 27, 2023 8:41 am

Stratonesia wrote:
his syndicate smuggled over 6,000 women and children from Africa and the Near East since 2015, many of whom are still missing

That bastard!

Praise to be Ultra

Ok
*praising to gain the power of honoki himself*
Praise be to Ultra

I misread that : p
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The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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The Vooperian Union
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Posts: 323
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Sat May 27, 2023 8:42 am

♠ say hi to jim

hi jim
While I don't love summerposting, sometimes people are busy. If someone summerposts a little, I don't care. If you summerpost all the time, I will get annoyed.
I VOW NOT TO FLAME SUMMIES
2037 tech.
Any pronouns.
ADTO member.
Official military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
NATION DOES NOT REPRESENT MY RL VIEWS (I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing).
Re-working my lore.
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
First Space fighter built in Nuprolat, officials call it “A tin can with a pistol”. | Vladimir Chernov leading 'Second Russian Revolution', more at 5. | Berlin now fully fusion powered.

The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
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Floofybit
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Posts: 5240
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Sat May 27, 2023 10:03 am

I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.

Today, some random NS user, tomorrow, the world!
Religious demibisexual male furry who really, really loves fruit
Foxlington News
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofs, no known cure has been found | After various petitions, the woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" due to be released in 2034, has now been let free. "I'll be more decisive next time," she stated | Stash of tangerine juice found in high-ranking government official's home in Peachton, accused of "not sharing with the rest of us" | Peachton man identifies as a pomelo, watch his story
Safety > Freedom
Woof
"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."
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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sat May 27, 2023 1:05 pm

I love the life of fur

What?
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Caligulas Legion
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jul 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Caligulas Legion » Sat May 27, 2023 1:45 pm

A defect in the national coding standard causes the letters «DZ» and «DŽ» to display problematically. Experts advise to use the combination of two letters «DZ» and «DŽ» for now.


WHAT? I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO THAT! AHHHHHH, WE'RE DOOMED! EFFORT! AHHHHHHHHH GOD HELP US

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LXIX LXXXVII - Caligula's Legion - LXIX LXXXVII
A vast army of slaves, Roman cosplayers and based on failed understandings of Hegelian dialectics - We hate the Profligates of the New San Andreas Republic
"Don't worry, I won't have you ignored to a reply in this topic like the rest of these degenerates. It's useful that your post happened by. I want you to witness the fate of the Topic of Forum 7, to memorize every detail. And then, when you move on? I want you to teach everyone you meet the lesson Caligula's Legion taught here, especially any NSAR troops you may run across."
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Nova Paradisius
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Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sat May 27, 2023 1:48 pm

I want you to witness the fate of the Topic of Forum 7...


Never! We shall fight to the end!
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 27, 2023 4:43 pm

Anti: people who pour the milk first


Do you also hate people that pour the drink in first?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Western Theram
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Posts: 460
Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Sat May 27, 2023 5:43 pm

NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

Obligatory, no one ever uses ns stats and if you think I’m wrong just wait you’ll get tire of them
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All policies are canon, stats only selectively
RP noob
☆ Proudhonian economics, Post-Modern tech, Anarchist paramilitaries, and Human test subjects for science ☣️

news: Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy.|Pavy the two-headed dog charged with disturbing the peace and inciting a riot. |The drug known as "morph” continues to be a growing problem as a 15 car pileup on the I-69 is caused by intoxicated driver.
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 5:46 pm

All policies are canon


Uhh…okay?
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Karazicu
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Posts: 197
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat May 27, 2023 6:39 pm

Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user!

why hello there fellow ns user
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 256
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat May 27, 2023 9:04 pm

Qot?: we like the color #1453ad

I didn’t know you had such a good opinion
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Working on Leviathan 3D Model!! | Factbooks actually being worked on! | God I Love Nukes | Nuclear Howitzers vs soft scifi
The Indomitable Human Spirit Will Prevail All Misery, Suffering Is But The Path To Growth
most glorious puppet of UIJ
i am almost certainly drunk/high on NS, forgive me (or not idc) if its' obvious
i am not liberal but I am liberal in my use of nuclear ordnance and that is my politics
th-thanks mods!!!! *gives Plutonium & U-234* oopise hehe *violent nuclear death*
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 27, 2023 9:13 pm

Working on Leviathan 3D Model!!


Subnautica players:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Southland
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Posts: 259
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sat May 27, 2023 10:08 pm

Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers


HAIL2U
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant
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Democratic Poopland
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Posts: 680
Founded: Apr 09, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Democratic Poopland » Sun May 28, 2023 2:24 am

swaziland on acid and jesus
Poopland discussing digital bombings! DEFCON 12345
I think that Antiquity is the best. | Everything you need to know is in a factbook. | Unless specifiied, all stats are canon! | Moderation links. | I cannot enforce rules. | IC & OOC Leader of my nation is me. IC is just under another name. | eeeee Possibly? Maybe just a confused straight dude. | Auth-Left, Chaotic Evil.
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Selanese Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sun May 28, 2023 2:30 am

The “eeeee” covered in all the colors that I will not attempt to replicate.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Vieçina pamãtí. Today we gather to commemorate those who have fallen victim against the National Salvationist massacre. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 7 ℃, Zoltariev, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃ | Now playing: «Vieçina pamãtí» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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