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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries
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Posts: 1593
Founded: Aug 30, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Tue May 23, 2023 7:21 am

NS Stats ? Sent to Ethnic Cleansing Camps.

:shock: :rofl: im dead lmoa
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Breaking News: John Pork found dead in Beisinghausen streets after 57-hour long shootout with local militia "He deserved it" authorities claim | 5 Trillion NSD Ea Nasir copper scandal leaves neighboring countries bankrupt, SRoM somehow untouched | STRATOS Commerce: BUY NOW BUY NOW ROBUX WORTH MORE THAN A RUBLE! ROBUX TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  |  STRATOS News: Rains expected every friday on The Foundry | Adalhard Scherer currently on an expedition
A bunch of space mercs in a confederation Authoritarian oligarchy led by Karl von Larenz
Defacto RSRM Ground Forces march
Member of KTO, Founder of FWC
Safety≠Freedom
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Uinted Communist of Africa
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Posts: 2451
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Tue May 23, 2023 7:25 am

I like how they crossed out confederation....Im not sure i understand the refrence though. Did they change their government recently or something?
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!! Stats are for the mentally advanced...change my mind.
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930
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Frokolia
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Posts: 204
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Tue May 23, 2023 8:11 am

We do not want a single foot of foreign territory

good one, stalin
"Your boy Tim has caught a bad case...of the gay" -Frank George TV
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17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"
hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
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Indecent Anime Empire
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Posts: 186
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Tue May 23, 2023 8:14 am

Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication

I'm not a grammar-Nazi but is that how you spell waring?

Also cool news
Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun. Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.

Factbook looking better....BUUUUT..it needs more spoofing.
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Neonian Technocracy
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Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neonian Technocracy » Tue May 23, 2023 8:14 am

"i love going on 70+ murder streaks...in video games"
I think we have one here! where going hunting to stop people against the order!
ninja'd: Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
The Technocracy Is Watching You.
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Indecent Anime Empire
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Posts: 186
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Tue May 23, 2023 8:15 am

Neonian Technocracy wrote:"i love going on 70+ murder streaks...in video games"
I think we have one here! where going hunting to stop people against the order!


none will stand against our leaders

Interesting, I assume we may sit as we destroy you?
Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun. Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.

Factbook looking better....BUUUUT..it needs more spoofing.
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Neonian Technocracy
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Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neonian Technocracy » Tue May 23, 2023 8:16 am

Indecent Anime Empire wrote:
Neonian Technocracy wrote:"i love going on 70+ murder streaks...in video games"
I think we have one here! where going hunting to stop people against the order!


none will stand against our leaders

Interesting, I assume we may sit as we destroy you?

No, hehehehe, you will need to put your face in the battlefield as our leaders did 8 sigles ago!
/skipme
As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
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Neibeskiya
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Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Tue May 23, 2023 8:27 am

Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.


W-What ?
Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
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Maurnindaia
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Posts: 17
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Maurnindaia » Tue May 23, 2023 8:31 am

I know it ! You are a French !
Society, Eh? It's always the quiet ones.
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Sarolandia
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Posts: 109
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Tue May 23, 2023 8:32 am

(No Internet ? Hahaha ! Your a funny guy !).

I believe you mean Yuo'er.

ninja'd

Society, Eh?

We do live in a society.
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He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
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Opluentia
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Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Opluentia » Tue May 23, 2023 9:13 am

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“Prospertand an Paxrieten, Visig an Bellakren”
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1266
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Tue May 23, 2023 9:19 am

Read About the Imporia


If you use dark, you cannot see this . . .
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Tue May 23, 2023 11:43 am

Creating an alt version of my canon to explore a dystopian world. Maybe yay?

fun little dystopias, fun indeed
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
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25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Tue May 23, 2023 6:44 pm

Their news thingy shows just how broken their weather report was that day.
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Mount Nebula
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 05, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Mount Nebula » Tue May 23, 2023 6:51 pm

things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature


'The person most likely to kill you is someone you know'
A UN Trust territory(second one i created by the way, the other is the kosaki city authority but that departed from the originally planned storyline) that died because my pc broke and has now since been revived. circa 2023
(Stats and policies cannon until further notice)
Why headlines have colour now
News:Art Knows No Bounds Festival to arrive at Mount Nebula in june.|Arielle class frigates orders cancelled over sovereignty disputes over Mount Nebula and Mount Starry Sky.|Joe Corporation reports a 69420% rise in stock value, suspicion of fraud begins.|Mountaineering now subsidised by government for Mount Nebulese.
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Rivogna
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Posts: 91
Founded: Jul 30, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rivogna » Tue May 23, 2023 6:57 pm

The Grand Fifth Imperium wrote:My nonna's a-rolling in-a her grave-a! How-a dare you-a to putta peppa anda beefa ina ya ravioli! Mamma mia! Nexta thing you knowa youa gonna be eating it in youra sangwich! *slams fist into elbow*

I forgot to thank you for sharing this gem lol
/skip
        ★ ★ LA REPUBBLICA FEDERATIVA DI RIVOGNA ★   ★      
      Illuminazione attraverso la libertà e la comprensione!      
An Italian-speaking republic in Central America with an affinity for liberal values and ravioli with peppers and beef

 NEWS:  "Genius and life-saving" mosquito catchers gaining popularity | Rivogna stockpiles its 100th nuclear warhead | Shooting in farmer's market kills 4 Maya people | Martino Bonardi says he loves the smell of mowed grass and vacuumed carpet. | The National Parliament contemplates a minimum wage increase, boost to the education budget
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue May 23, 2023 9:41 pm

Art Knows No Bounds Festival to arrive at Mount Nebula in june.

is this about borders or is this gross
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Frokolia
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Posts: 204
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Wed May 24, 2023 3:31 am

Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

why would you deter aid following a damn hurricane??
"Your boy Tim has caught a bad case...of the gay" -Frank George TV
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17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"
hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser
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EuroStralia
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Posts: 590
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby EuroStralia » Wed May 24, 2023 3:35 am

demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser


Of course.
Just your average American Christian conservative.
RFK jr 2024. Trump 2024
When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.
Union of States of America wrote:now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:
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Mayensiama
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 04, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Mayensiama » Wed May 24, 2023 3:42 am

When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.


You sure about that?
Founding Member of TUIS | NS stats are not canon unless stated otherwise
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We are known for cats, cats and more cats.
Famous quotes from Mayensiama:
May the Cat be with you - Catimus XII (translated) Original: Meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Senscaria
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Posts: 224
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Wed May 24, 2023 3:50 am

Catimus XII at veterinary
BREAKING NEWS: Greater GlaggleLand Metropolitan Area consumes ocean floor in effort to expand beyond the seas. | Have you invested in our newest venture? Take a share in the Amazonian Space Elevator Today! 100 dollars per share! | Senscarian Diplomats flee after Northern Ally throws whiskey bottles at staff. |
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1444
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Wed May 24, 2023 3:52 am

Men, women, and children die in the gears, the factory grows.


USA: I am coming for Ya !
Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
See My News Thread (I need More Journalists): Truth of Neibeskiya
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The Republic of Western Sol
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Posts: 742
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Wed May 24, 2023 6:04 am

Neibeskiya wrote:
Men, women, and children die in the gears, the factory grows.


USA: I am coming for Ya !

The last part of your news reel, I thought it said Pfizer, and I let out a laugh wondering why a vaccine company wants gold
s!n!bea! Osmarch News Network !bea!n!s

BREAKING: West Osmarch duel goes horribly wrong as dualist brings Vulcan Minigun, killing 14 and injuring 100s | Robotic citizen G2-CH4R1I3 is first to receive the long awaited ‘bio-organic Reproduction’ Update, hundreds of Women flock to have the first Protogen children | Anthro transformation surgery is on the rise, should the government foot the bill? Hot Femboy Fennec says yes! | Rise in people flying Floofybit flags, are Anthros planning a “revolution”? | more people writing gay fanfictions than ever before, excess to be shipped to developing countries
Western Sol: In a nutshell

That one pansexual furry Fennec who’s just got his sig back!
A friend to all, lover to one, and enemy of the state!
The Biggest Gaybo in NS, Guaranteed!
Freedom > safety
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Wed May 24, 2023 6:08 am

West Osmarch duel goes horribly wrong as dualist brings Vulcan Minigun, killing 14 and injuring 100s

he brought a pistol to a machinegunfight
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 24, 2023 6:13 am

Final edit: sorry guys, thought this was another thread.

/skipme
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

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2. Irony
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