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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Mon May 22, 2023 11:30 am

Why did we do this again?

One of the greatest questions.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Opinion: Why are Selanese people called «horny slut» abroad? How did this ungrammatical combination of two random words become a trend? Linguist Jaroslav Zoltariev explains. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 11 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 6 ℃ ~ 10 ℃ | Now playing: «Mãtežinici — gnidy» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Sarolandia
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Posts: 109
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Mon May 22, 2023 11:31 am

What's so funny?


Sounds like something Reaper would say.
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He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries
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Posts: 1593
Founded: Aug 30, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Mon May 22, 2023 11:35 am

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair

I’m dead lol
Breaking News: John Pork found dead in Beisinghausen streets after 57-hour long shootout with local militia "He deserved it" authorities claim | 5 Trillion NSD Ea Nasir copper scandal leaves neighboring countries bankrupt, SRoM somehow untouched | STRATOS Commerce: BUY NOW BUY NOW ROBUX WORTH MORE THAN A RUBLE! ROBUX TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  |  STRATOS News: Rains expected every friday on The Foundry | Adalhard Scherer currently on an expedition
A bunch of space mercs in a confederation Authoritarian oligarchy led by Karl von Larenz
Defacto RSRM Ground Forces march
Member of KTO, Founder of FWC
Safety≠Freedom
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Claymore on Roomba
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 11, 2023
Anarchy

Postby Claymore on Roomba » Mon May 22, 2023 12:00 pm

Safety≠Freedom


We are all for freedom! Safety . . . not so much
OOOHHH. WhAt Is ThIS?

Big, bad, CLAYMORE ROOMBA!

No screwing with me CAT! AHAHAH!
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Mon May 22, 2023 12:08 pm

No screwing with me CAT! AHAHAH!


Uh, I suppose that's one way of disabling intruders. Hmm...

Alarm: Intruder at back door.
Me: Alexa, release the Roomba!
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Mon May 22, 2023 12:27 pm

CNN General: Radt Cretz arrested; Trial to begin in three days. | Supreme Councilor Usion has been removed from power! Elections to begin in three days.

both at the same time, absolutely lovely
ESAK
23.03.2003
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 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 22, 2023 12:38 pm

feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

same ngl
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 391
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Mon May 22, 2023 1:21 pm

America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years

ngl, I read cringelord.
When a deadly engineered virus poised to kill all of intelligent life, humanity paused its millenial feud with its counterpart species to combat it. 5 years later, with 23% of the world's population vanished, the world continues its stride towards the vast void.
young adult American male, awkward, and metalhead
THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Schedule

ACBC: As the first quarter closes, experts note a 2% drop in the total GDP.|The entire media landscape facelifts as a result of personalized immersive movies. The era of old cinema commences as the last movie theater in Aurevbush is shuttered indefinetely.
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Mon May 22, 2023 1:23 pm

Own Stats, Own Schedule


Good.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Buhers Mk II
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Posts: 20
Founded: Jun 19, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Buhers Mk II » Mon May 22, 2023 1:46 pm

A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.

why the fuck do people use that index??? the random decimals you get from it are practically meaningless anyway
Be rude. Be ineloquent. Have a plan to /stillme every summerposter you meet.
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1266
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Mon May 22, 2023 1:47 pm

Be ineloquent.


That is . . . something I do in the real world.
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Mon May 22, 2023 1:50 pm

Maybe yay?
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Mon May 22, 2023 1:51 pm

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists


Well, what do you know? You've contradicted yourself... several times!
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Reaper Squadron
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Reaper Squadron » Mon May 22, 2023 11:05 pm

If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!

Nah, sorry
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 22, 2023 11:06 pm

A world one hundred years after WW3. Tensions rise once again and the world is on the brink of WW4

war, well technically competition, is man's default state
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Opluentia
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Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Opluentia » Mon May 22, 2023 11:17 pm

Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on live film will not be forfollowed

Sounds chaotic.It’s good to have smaller news stories like this along with the bigger and more important ones.
Dieus Impriechvonim Opluentia
“Prospertand an Paxrieten, Visig an Bellakren”
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1444
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Mon May 22, 2023 11:20 pm

Opluentia expresses an interest in the Bernskian War of Independance

*Coughs*

Watch your moves.....
Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 15
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Mon May 22, 2023 11:29 pm

Proceeds to selects a few Policies liked by this 'Being' and then.. throughs the others out of the window

*throws
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | Opinion: Why are Selanese people called «horny slut» abroad? How did this ungrammatical combination of two random words become a trend? Linguist Jaroslav Zoltariev explains. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, heavy rain, 5 ℃ ~ 8 ℃, Novwgord, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 11 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 6 ℃ ~ 10 ℃ | Now playing: «Mãtežinici — gnidy» by Miroslav Cesariev | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1444
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Mon May 22, 2023 11:30 pm

Selanese Empire wrote:
Proceeds to selects a few Policies liked by this 'Being' and then.. throughs the others out of the window

*throws

Typical Autotyping error.

/Skip me
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Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
See My News Thread (I need More Journalists): Truth of Neibeskiya
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 22, 2023 11:59 pm

For more news, visit radio-hs.sln

I've never felt so heartbroken as I did clicking on that and learning it wasn't a link
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Tue May 23, 2023 3:04 am

America will outleave former criglord

America will do what to former cringe-lord?
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1444
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Tue May 23, 2023 4:09 am

◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤


Salute to you Dude, :bow:
Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
See My News Thread (I need More Journalists): Truth of Neibeskiya
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Hispida
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6977
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Tue May 23, 2023 6:56 am

So your Fascist ? Huhhuah haha ! *Activates a Remote causing the Orbital Daksina Pada Lasser Attack System to fire at...*


dangerously based
got kicked out of the polycule for listening to 100 gecs
the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)
hey omori's really good actually (crying in the corner)

Victory Day: February 23, 2022
Factbook
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Sarolandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 109
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Tue May 23, 2023 6:57 am

hey omori's really good actually (crying in the corner)

Omori feels like SCP-055 to me at this point on if it's actually a game or something else...
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1444
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Tue May 23, 2023 6:59 am

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Seems familiar....
Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
See My News Thread (I need More Journalists): Truth of Neibeskiya
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