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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Fri May 19, 2023 10:02 pm

“Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.”

Deus potest permanere insanire circa illud
AN: 23.03.2003 25:00:00

wait, 25 o clock?!
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☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
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Cyber Duotona
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Posts: 87
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Fri May 19, 2023 11:20 pm

Poland wends names benitted in ambightly gewrites for Kingsbergh, other Doech steads amid stride over Posen

i thought american was supposed to simplify english, not make it harder!
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1444
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Fri May 19, 2023 11:24 pm

earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns


Interesting..........
Co-Founder & Current Gen-Sec of the ATO, Observer & DGS of the CSL, Observer of the KTO
& Lord Master of the Indian Ocean
Just Your Normal Nation trying to maintain its empire, and Yes I am an Autocracy, and an Democracy...
---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya---
---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā---
"Jai Neibhrāymäti"
See My News Thread (I need More Journalists): Truth of Neibeskiya
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sat May 20, 2023 7:53 am

No Courts ? Hahaha ! Don't make me laugh !

Spaces before question & exclamation marks ?
I know it ! You are a French !
I can feel the scent of Roquefort cheese, the wine, and the colonial atrocities ... hon hon hon !
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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
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from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sat May 20, 2023 4:38 pm

/bump
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Verkhoyanska
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Posts: 86
Founded: Apr 04, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby Verkhoyanska » Sat May 20, 2023 4:40 pm

"Praise be to Ultra!"


Gives off some real "DEUS VULT" vibes.
A Russian breakaway state that grew tired of Putin and his "democracy".

A signature? What the hell am I supposed to sign?

I am able to remember every little thing I wrote incorrectly after I post.
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Sorcery
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Posts: 153
Founded: Feb 02, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sorcery » Sat May 20, 2023 4:42 pm

A signature? What the hell am I supposed to sign?

your posts, I guess
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A Nation ruled by His Majesty Sorcerius XLIV.
A member of the League of Anti-Slavery Nations (LASN)
96.3 on the International LGBT+ Rights Index.
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A Class 2.2 Civilization according to this index.
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Undemocacy
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Posts: 342
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby Undemocacy » Sat May 20, 2023 4:46 pm

Sorcery wrote:Our national animal is the dragon, Its meat is commonly eaten


Now thats the proper amount of respect to be giving your national animal!
Member of the IUN and CIS IC
Past Tech, Modern Tech, Post Modern tech. Yeah the history was weird, also maybe fantasy tech according to Sebrenskiya who said etrouts are FanT.
Update: I ended up outlasting Sebrenskiya which means the Etrout are PMT again!
Tier: 10
Type: 9 (though I don't control all of my home planet)
Class: 0.6666666
According to this index:

I used to use NS stats, but then I read them and I don't anymore.
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[pre]this is how all those people do compact news things, pretty neat I think[/pre]
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Frokolia
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Sat May 20, 2023 5:53 pm

[pre.]this is how all those people do compact news things, pretty neat I think[/pre]

yis, would recommend
"Your boy Tim has caught a bad case...of the gay" -Frank George TV
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17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"
hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser
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America Republican Edition
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Posts: 11
Founded: Feb 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby America Republican Edition » Sat May 20, 2023 6:28 pm

local furry boykisser


ain’t everyone these days
IC Name: United States of America
Wassup I’m the United States of America if America were still Republican since the Reagan administration. This is like the United States in real life except kind of alternate history; the United States keeps electing Republican candidates between 1989 to 2017 under the Trump administration. This represents my beliefs in televangelism, American-made guns, Republicanism, inability to read a Bible and be a true Christian, irrational xenophobia, vanity, insecurity, homosexual-in-denial, promoting gun safety even when shooters are killing hundreds of kids etc.
This puppet shitposts. I wanted a gif flag and Tig Ol’ Bitties was useable
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Kaeyoku
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Posts: 42
Founded: Jul 04, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kaeyoku » Sat May 20, 2023 6:29 pm

Popular gay bar in Köseroff celebrates 27 years

Must be pretty popular i guess.
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OH GOD IT'S IN THE NEGATIVES HELP-
A class 1.4 according to this index
Almost anything is canon, as long as it fits within modern or future era
I will collapse from flattery if you say anything positive about me
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Nova Paradisius
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Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sat May 20, 2023 7:34 pm

I will collapse from flattery if you say anything positive about me

Very humble, I assume!
:)
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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Enhancee
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Posts: 35
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Enhancee » Sat May 20, 2023 7:37 pm

-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
There’s a boot in my snake. The rest is for you to see for your self.
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Neonian Technocracy
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Posts: 85
Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neonian Technocracy » Sat May 20, 2023 7:42 pm

There’s a boot in my snake.

WAIT, IS THIS A TOY STORY REFERENCE? XDDDDDDDDDD :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
The Technocracy Is Watching You.
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America Republican Edition
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Posts: 11
Founded: Feb 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby America Republican Edition » Sat May 20, 2023 8:08 pm

Code: Select all
[i]Be Ready For The Momment.[/i]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itl8ibZoraY
IC Name: United States of America
Wassup I’m the United States of America if America were still Republican since the Reagan administration. This is like the United States in real life except kind of alternate history; the United States keeps electing Republican candidates between 1989 to 2017 under the Trump administration. This represents my beliefs in televangelism, American-made guns, Republicanism, inability to read a Bible and be a true Christian, irrational xenophobia, vanity, insecurity, homosexual-in-denial, promoting gun safety even when shooters are killing hundreds of kids etc.
This puppet shitposts. I wanted a gif flag and Tig Ol’ Bitties was useable
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Rivogna
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Founded: Jul 30, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rivogna » Sat May 20, 2023 8:20 pm

America Republican Edition wrote:This puppet shitposts.

Well shit, I'm down for that
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An Italian-speaking republic in Central America with an affinity for liberal values and ravioli with peppers and beef

 NEWS:  "Genius and life-saving" mosquito catchers gaining popularity | Rivogna stockpiles its 100th nuclear warhead | Shooting in farmer's market kills 4 Maya people | Martino Bonardi says he loves the smell of mowed grass and vacuumed carpet. | The National Parliament contemplates a minimum wage increase, boost to the education budget
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The Grand Fifth Imperium
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Posts: 290
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Grand Fifth Imperium » Sat May 20, 2023 8:26 pm

An Italian-speaking republic in Central America with an affinity for liberal values and ravioli with peppers and beef


My nonna's a-rolling in-a her grave-a! How-a dare you-a to putta peppa anda beefa ina ya ravioli! Mamma mia! Nexta thing you knowa youa gonna be eating it in youra sangwich! *slams fist into elbow*

(and yes. most of my italian relatives actually talk that way.)
I'm here primarily for the issues, although I like posting in General because Waffles truly are better than Pancakes.

If you like talking about history, visit:
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=535166
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Hispida
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Posts: 6977
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Sat May 20, 2023 8:32 pm

Waffles truly are better than Pancakes.


i want to be angry... but i can't be. waffles are better than pancakes.
got kicked out of the polycule for listening to 100 gecs
the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)
hey omori's really good actually (crying in the corner)

Victory Day: February 23, 2022
Factbook
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Rivogna
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Founded: Jul 30, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Rivogna » Sat May 20, 2023 8:32 pm

Hispida wrote:i want to be angry... but i can't be. waffles are better than pancakes.

good man
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      Illuminazione attraverso la libertà e la comprensione!      
An Italian-speaking republic in Central America with an affinity for liberal values and ravioli with peppers and beef

 NEWS:  "Genius and life-saving" mosquito catchers gaining popularity | Rivogna stockpiles its 100th nuclear warhead | Shooting in farmer's market kills 4 Maya people | Martino Bonardi says he loves the smell of mowed grass and vacuumed carpet. | The National Parliament contemplates a minimum wage increase, boost to the education budget
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Frokolia
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Posts: 204
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Sat May 20, 2023 8:55 pm

the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)

o oki den
waffles are better than pancakes.

unrelated, i would say "no they aint", but with syrup they both good

though personally i still prefer hot cakes ;P
"Your boy Tim has caught a bad case...of the gay" -Frank George TV
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17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"
hey look an OOC thingy
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat May 20, 2023 10:29 pm

Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe

an Irish colonial empire is conceptually terrifying ngl
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat May 20, 2023 10:29 pm

Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication

oops, colombia died! let's see what fun nations they broke up into...

AN:
Major Cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook

i am certain that this is going to go along very well for you
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ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
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EuroStralia
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Posts: 590
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby EuroStralia » Sat May 20, 2023 10:32 pm

feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
Just your average American Christian conservative.
RFK jr 2024. Trump 2024
When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.
Union of States of America wrote:now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:
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Terra Britania
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 464
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Sat May 20, 2023 10:43 pm

When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.

Good. I hate pacifists.
♔ | ♔ | ♔　KINGRIC of ENGLAND　| ♕ |　CASERLY GEMEANWEALTH　♔ | ♔ | ♔
MT set in 2023; probably slightly less fucked than RL at this point. NS stats shot with a longbow at Agincourt.
Sooþbooks - Overlook - Ƿorld
The Sunday Post: Leader of Europawide mantrading syndicate fastnimmed in Trentschin; his syndicate smuggled over 6,000 women and children from Africa and the Near East since 2015, many of whom are still missing | "Orsetting workers with automatons is not only unmenishly but harmful for the werthship in the long run" says Workers' LG in onspeak to the Lawthing | Spanish fightbomber shot down by MANBFOS over Orléansville, Mauretania, while throughfaring bombing run; flier outthrown orfollowfully and redded by nearby French troops
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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat May 20, 2023 10:45 pm

Sleep Paralysis Demon™ since 2022

heh, got to love hiyoko
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
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