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Democratic Poopland
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Founded: Apr 09, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Democratic Poopland » Thu May 18, 2023 11:38 pm

Coal-rich. Implies that coal is able to be a currency, with millionaires having giant stacks of coal.
from Santa.


Quite funny to me.
Our civil war has reached a point of no combat. It is unknown if it will re-erupt. DEFCON 12345
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EuroStralia
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Posts: 498
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby EuroStralia » Thu May 18, 2023 11:47 pm

Wallingtonshire wrote:
Ideosorter


So is Tucker Carlson the divine prophet?

Possibly.


/SKIPME
Just your average American Christian conservative.
This nation does not represent my IRL views.
When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.
Union of States of America wrote:now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:
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Te Netherlands
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Founded: Jul 31, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Te Netherlands » Fri May 19, 2023 12:30 am

Democratic Poopland wrote:Coal-rich. Implies that coal is able to be a currency, with millionaires having giant stacks of coal.
from Santa.


Quite funny to me.


"Mobile at second, Rift at third."
Proud Dutch, Patriot, Christian (Protestant), Conservative, Republican
Official name: the Netherlands
An Air Holland 737-800 aircraft arriving from Cork, Ireland crashed just 32 miles away from Schiphol. The emergency services and Netherlands Aviation Safety Board quickly found out there were no survivors. The NASB will investigate this accindent further. Air Holland announced they have grounded their fleet until the final report
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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Fri May 19, 2023 1:44 am

Proud Dutch, Patriot, Christian (Protestant), Conservative, Republican

'conservative', 'republican', what are you trying to conserve in the Netherlands exactly lmao
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Nacrad
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Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Fri May 19, 2023 7:51 am

20 homeless veterans kicked out of New York guesthouses they were housed in make room for inwanderers

I have a feeling that it actually happened
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: Global warming to break key 1.5 C barrier for the first time | Soviet-Finnish War: PATRIOT batteries near Helsinki thrawt another barrage
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Stratonesia
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Fri May 19, 2023 7:54 am

coming to a retcon near you!

The fancy way of saying "I'll let you know that I've got a reset button with me!"
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 7:55 am

from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies


Why tho?
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Fri May 19, 2023 11:43 am

I have started making the Immortal Council (IMCO). This'll take a while . . .

yeah, i can imagine making immortality can take awhile
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
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Sarolandia
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Posts: 109
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Fri May 19, 2023 12:07 pm

A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers.

I see now.
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
cantaloupe.
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Frokolia
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Posts: 203
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Fri May 19, 2023 12:21 pm

Currently working on a wiki factbook that will release on May 20th!

tick tock...
"i love going on 70+ murder streaks...in video games" -Haz
World Maps
Political Parties
17.9.1932 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Manchukuo War ends with Treaty of Harbin; China slams treaty as "bullsh*t" • Ireland pulls out of most colonies around the globe • Colombia collapses into four warring factions following emperor's abdication • Vonsyatsky demands return of Slavyanka area from Korea | National News: Finland and Karelia discuss potential UDO membership at UDO Summit in Prague • Auffenberg visits town badly hit by tornado; describes scene as "tragic and horrifying"
hey look an OOC thingy
demisexual/panromantic syndicalist
local furry boykisser
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Cyber Duotona
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Posts: 82
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Fri May 19, 2023 12:34 pm

local furry boykisser

g̵̛̘͙͓̪͕͇̝̓̈́̍e̶̞̼̯̘̜̓̽͂̑̊͋̾͆̔͗̈́̄̾͘͘ẗ̴̜̱̞̭̲̱̪͉͚͓̗̺͌̄̂́̏̓͒̍͠ ̴͇̺̺̬̈́̐̈́̎̌̌̀̈́͂̑̐̉̏̕o̵̳̝̙̮̮̗͉͍̝̪̤̓́́͌͂́́͠u̵͈̭͗͂͆̕ṫ̵̨͙̊̈́͌̀̈́͗̑̍͗ ̷̙͕̩͈̰͇̂̋̑͆̂̎̂͛̈́̀͋͘͝͝ȏ̵̺̦̝̳̘̟̯̻̱̫̗̗̙̑̀̌͆̅̆f̷̧̨̛̫̫̟͕̩̯̮̝͉̼̼̐̌́͒̉͌͛̾̍͝ ̴̛̪̚m̷͉̌͐̄̒̈́͋̃͛̐͋͘͜y̴͇̝̆͂̋͐̇̍̀̂̃̈́͛̆̚ ̶̨̰̳̗͙̝̗͕͕̠̍̅̄̚ḩ̸̀ȩ̷̝̭͑͂͑̄̑̕ạ̷̛̛̦̰͔̹̫͖̖͚͔̍̋̈́́̓̅̄̃̕͝d̴͖̖̩̬̲͔̙̬͔̰̼̒̊̔͗̇͋̌̃͐͑̉͜ ̵̦̜̀̇̑̔́̅̔̚͘g̴̜͉̩̳̘̩͖̾̀͐͋̉́̋́̋̋͘͝e̸̤̳̞͆̋̀̇̂͌̎̐̀̂̈̓̚ț̸̬̮͖̭̐̓̆͛̎̎̌͂ ̵̗͓̻̫̙̰̭̖̩̃̇̽͝ͅơ̵̧̰͉̜̖̊̋͋͗̆͐̇̋̅̈́̒̔ͅư̶͎̹͒̾͐̉̔̄͋t̴̡̡̠̻̺̻͚̻̯͎͕̩͍̐͆̍͒͋̓͜ ̸̨̖̖̮͉̗̘̯͖̮͙̹͍̍̄̎̀̉̎ͅo̵̧̬̭̙̘̥̻̘͙͚̦̬̩̼̪̓̈́̊͒͊̃̽̿͐͛f̴̱̱̘̣̼̃̐ ̴̳̉̏͗̄̒̒̒̑̑̅͝͠m̴̛̖̩̪̟͙̖͈͎̠͔̥̋ͅy̸̗͇̳̞̯͆̊̽̇̄́̊̆̅ ̷̨̯̝̠̟̻̺̦̘͒̈́h̶̝̻̀́̏̑͗̈́̂̒̈͒̔̕͝͠͠ͅe̸̢̗̰̠͍̼̤͈̗͐̑̅̂̑̿̉̆̽̾̓̍̚ȧ̵̛̻͉̘̠͎̫̩̬̤̝̰͐̑͒̿͑͛̾̊͐̽̃̔͘d̴̨͎͎̰̖̫̙̿̿̑̅̕ ̴̧̧̳̦͉͖͍̲̥͚̘͓̔́̍̈̿̄̿̏͒͘
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 12:34 pm

nature is kept on a knife's edge


Why a knife? Why not a sword or something?
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Union Hispanica de Naciones
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Posts: 48
Founded: Jan 13, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Union Hispanica de Naciones » Fri May 19, 2023 12:36 pm

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

sometimes I agree but mostly not.
La Unión Hispanica de Naciones es una nación descendiente del Imperio Español, la nación gobernada por Su Majestad esta abierta a debates, reuniones diplomaticas y tratados de comercio o diplomaticos, si nos atacan, nos defenderemos con uñas y dientes por la Unión.
¡Contactenos ahora y forgemos una nueva alianza!
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Fri May 19, 2023 12:39 pm

La Unión Hispanica de Naciones es una nación descendiente del Imperio Español

but is the Spanish Empire still around
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Oktotheio
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Posts: 143
Founded: Apr 02, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Oktotheio » Fri May 19, 2023 1:47 pm

Pope Alexander X calls on Italiers to have more children, warns of coming 'demographish winter' in Europa

BASED
The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio - A Liberal Theocratic Semi-Constitutional Monarchy (not a contradiction, now with proof)
Info - Leader Details - Government - Canon Policies - Random facts
My flag has a gemstone, not an egg

A Class 2 Civilization according to this index.
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 1:49 pm

not an egg


You mean, is a gem-egg?
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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The Astellian Kingdom
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Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Astellian Kingdom » Fri May 19, 2023 2:03 pm

We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS.

>mammal hivemind
oh no, not reddit :p
  • Magical doll kingdom provided by Azur Deutschland's user.
  • MMORPGs were a big inspiration for this project.
♜ The Kingdom of Astellia ♜
"Song and Sword - Gear and Key"
Dolls given life and land in the world of Harahel, a magical land filled with mystical races and nations.
Battle of Rose
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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 13
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Fri May 19, 2023 2:04 pm

MMORPGs were a big inspiration for this project.

Cue badly voiced YouTube ads.
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | A defect in the national coding standard causes the letters «DZ» and «DŽ» to display problematically. Experts advise to use the combination of two letters «DZ» and «DŽ» for now. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃, Novwgord, sunny, 10 ℃ ~ 15 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃ | Now playing: «Horni!» by Voldimier Žirov | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Ivartixi
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Jan 13, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ivartixi » Fri May 19, 2023 3:02 pm

Horni!
Help!
(scream of distress or for an emergency)

what the actual FU-
Last edited by Ivartixi on Fri May 19, 2023 3:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A Class 1.66666666667 Civilization according to this index.
Ivartixi 4
(blaring sound in the background) WARNING: The Divisional Government is sorry for the program interruption, we are testing an all-new tsunami alert. Please stand by. Once again, we are abject for the interruption. Thank you.

The Divisional Republic of Ivartixi
We are a Past Modern Technology nation.
Check out Good Flag, Bad Flag, but in NS!
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Gaybeans
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Posts: 20
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Gaybeans » Fri May 19, 2023 4:57 pm

We are a PMT nation


Oof, PMT sucks, do you want some chocolate? yeah it's a dumb joke but I like the colours!
bread and roses, frogs and beans, chaos and math rocks

Gaybeans News: Prime Minister Xanthe Fairchild Reveals All In Scandalous Memoirs!

Θώθ whats this
A Class 4.0 Civilization according to this index.
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EuroStralia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 498
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby EuroStralia » Fri May 19, 2023 5:00 pm

Θώθ whats this
Just your average American Christian conservative.
This nation does not represent my IRL views.
When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.
Union of States of America wrote:now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:
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Maurnindaia
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Posts: 16
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Maurnindaia » Fri May 19, 2023 5:02 pm

"now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:"
Society, Eh? It's always the quiet ones.
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The Grand Fifth Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 278
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Grand Fifth Imperium » Fri May 19, 2023 5:31 pm

Society, Eh? It's always the quiet ones.

COULD YOU TALK A LITTLE LOUDER? I CAN'T HEAR A DARNED THING! WHAT D'YOU MEAN I'M "TALKING TOO LOUD?" I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF.
I'm here primarily for the issues, although I like posting in General because Waffles truly are better than Pancakes.

If you like talking about history, visit:
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=535166
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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 13
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Fri May 19, 2023 5:40 pm

because Waffles truly are better than Pancakes.

(X) Doubt
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | A defect in the national coding standard causes the letters «DZ» and «DŽ» to display problematically. Experts advise to use the combination of two letters «DZ» and «DŽ» for now. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃, Novwgord, sunny, 10 ℃ ~ 15 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃ | Now playing: «Horni!» by Voldimier Žirov | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Fri May 19, 2023 10:00 pm

Where the language is an eternal meme.

at least it doesn't just look an rl language with slightly different spelling and some different words just like mine lmaooo
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
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