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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1362
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
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Postby Neibeskiya » Thu May 18, 2023 5:59 am

"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."


Huh.......
|| ---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya--- ||
|| ---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā--- ||

"Jai Neibrāymati !"
×The Truth of Neibeskiya [Eng]×| His Excellency Vists Valdosk to pay tribute to the Once Dead | Camp Master of Egton, Krein Luzot found Dead, Police Suspect Fegal Gangs to be the Mastermind behind this Murder | NARW, makes breakthrough in Cloning Technology after, Clone 46#B (Leo Garle) becomes the first Clone in the World to be modified to have Superstrength & 80% less Chances of Having Cancer | Feizer Groups Suspected of stealing 400 ounces of Gold from TR Jewelers™
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New San Andreas Republic
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Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Thu May 18, 2023 8:46 am

BSU usprisings in Bernskia result in an International Chaos


Man, I hate when an International Chaos happens. I mean, in the past we used to just have a state of international chaos, but it's terrifying that in the Neibeskiya reality, they've become so common that it's now referred to as 'an' international chaos, like a semi-regular at least event. Scary stuff.
"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're currently fighting a just and not at all drawn-out war in the Senora Wasteland against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Thu May 18, 2023 9:48 am

We're currently fighting a just and not at all drawn-out war in the Senora Wasteland against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags.


Yeah . . . not drawn out at all. Nice description though.
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Eragon Island
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Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Thu May 18, 2023 9:48 am

We're currently fighting a just and not at all drawn-out war in the Senora Wasteland against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags.


Yeah . . . not drawn out at all. Nice description though.
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Nacrad
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Posts: 1423
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Thu May 18, 2023 9:51 am

My Music Taste

Meanwhile mine is all over the place
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: Global warming to break key 1.5 C barrier for the first time | Soviet-Finnish War: PATRIOT batteries near Helsinki thrawt another barrage
Domestic News: 19/05/2023 (FRI) | Happy national day! | Gov't Workers to get pay hike of up to 5.34% | RIverfort CityU discovers new species of jellyfish in local wetlands | Nat'l Day Protests: 71k march for more college spaces, housing, and more
Weather: Riverfort 26/31°C | Amoy 24/29°C | Taipei 24/34°C | Nanchang 28/36°C

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Opluentia
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Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Opluentia » Thu May 18, 2023 9:57 am

Mingsplosion

Good to see a fellow EUIV player here!
Unless you aren’t and I have made a fool of myself…
Dieus Impriechvonim Opluentia
“Prospertand an Paxrieten, Visig an Bellakren”
Opluentian Embassy Program | Wiki Page (Opluentian) | Wiki Page (English) | Read About the Imporia
NEWS FROM OPLUENTIA: Opluentia expresses an interest in the Bernskian War of Independance | Selsyaho holds off Kasia in Qamnan | Selsyaho’s High Chancellor Ergo Mallis visits Regium to speak with the Opluentian Courts
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Equai
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Posts: 439
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Equai » Thu May 18, 2023 9:58 am

"Opluentian Embassy Program"

Might visit it eventually
She/Her 

EBN News: -STATE OF EMERGENCY- News to be added later.

✨ Proudly not a westerner ✨
All NS policies are canon
Far-left (Marxist-Leninist). Anti-war, anti-imperialist, pro-choice, atheist.
⚧♀Trans woman♀⚧

DD/MM/YYYY is far superior then MM/DD/YYYY

☭☭☭☭
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Eragon Island
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Founded: Dec 07, 2021
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Postby Eragon Island » Thu May 18, 2023 10:00 am

Proudly not a westerner


Proudly a far westerner.
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Cyber Duotona
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Posts: 82
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Thu May 18, 2023 11:08 am

But the policies are!

gotta have respect for people who weave the policies into their nation's lore instead of us cowards who just ignore it
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Nacrad
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Posts: 1423
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Thu May 18, 2023 11:20 am

ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder

glad to see we're being inhumane to nsstats
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: Global warming to break key 1.5 C barrier for the first time | Soviet-Finnish War: PATRIOT batteries near Helsinki thrawt another barrage
Domestic News: 19/05/2023 (FRI) | Happy national day! | Gov't Workers to get pay hike of up to 5.34% | RIverfort CityU discovers new species of jellyfish in local wetlands | Nat'l Day Protests: 71k march for more college spaces, housing, and more
Weather: Riverfort 26/31°C | Amoy 24/29°C | Taipei 24/34°C | Nanchang 28/36°C

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
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Posts: 1115
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Thu May 18, 2023 11:20 am

nature is on the brink of total extinction


Wait a second. It isn't 2088, buts it's actually 2023!
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Manufacturing Sector in decline | Negotiations with the Verking Federation over trade has begun. | CNN General: Radt Cretz arrested; Trial to begin in three days. | Supreme Councilor Usion has been removed from power! Elections to begin in three days. | Widespread surrender of Spacer cities following Radt Cretz's capture
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New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
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Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 21, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands » Thu May 18, 2023 11:22 am

A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.

I need'a check that out.
"Hello. Who are you? No? Alright. *Pulls out gun* Now what do you say?"

This nation has NOTHING to do with Eragon Island. In fact, I don't know who that is.

The year is 543. The English and the Rus are in a war, one that could change the face of the world. The Lithuanian Empire, a power at the time, rule Scandinavia and the Lithuanian area, under command of the Hill's. At the same period, Frankland rules what would be France and Germany, as well as the fellow areas.
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Thu May 18, 2023 11:36 am

The English and the Rus are in a war, one that could change the face of the world.


Can they even manage to lead naval campaigns so early in history?
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
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Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 21, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands » Thu May 18, 2023 11:38 am

Wallingtonshire wrote:
The English and the Rus are in a war, one that could change the face of the world.


Can they even manage to lead naval campaigns so early in history?

In this cursed version, yes.

/skip
"Hello. Who are you? No? Alright. *Pulls out gun* Now what do you say?"

This nation has NOTHING to do with Eragon Island. In fact, I don't know who that is.

The year is 543. The English and the Rus are in a war, one that could change the face of the world. The Lithuanian Empire, a power at the time, rule Scandinavia and the Lithuanian area, under command of the Hill's. At the same period, Frankland rules what would be France and Germany, as well as the fellow areas.
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Cyber Duotona
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Posts: 82
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Thu May 18, 2023 12:07 pm

ATTENTION: The Mayor, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men

OH, GREAT HEAVENS! adjusts monacle
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Thu May 18, 2023 4:09 pm

duotona remains as its last bastion of hope.

save the world. save the dreams.
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 13
Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Thu May 18, 2023 4:10 pm

GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!


Agree
……… “Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.” …✸…
I'll write a page soon, telegram for any questions
Help
Vyjidi ot siemo, orzbojiniçe!
Get out of here, bandit!
Radio Hornislav: Dobro utro, Selaneje. On today's programme: | A defect in the national coding standard causes the letters «DZ» and «DŽ» to display problematically. Experts advise to use the combination of two letters «DZ» and «DŽ» for now. | Weather forecast: Hornislav, cloudy, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃, Novwgord, sunny, 10 ℃ ~ 15 ℃, Zoltariev, light rain, 7 ℃ ~ 9 ℃ | Now playing: «Horni!» by Voldimier Žirov | For more news, visit radio-hs.sln
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Thu May 18, 2023 10:11 pm

Horni!
Help!
(scream of distress or for an emergency)


He had us there in the first half, not gonna lie
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Selanese Empire
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Founded: May 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Thu May 18, 2023 10:29 pm

Wallingtonshire wrote:
Horni!
Help!
(scream of distress or for an emergency)


He had us there in the first half, not gonna lie

What did you expect?
/skipme
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Hispida
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Posts: 6945
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Thu May 18, 2023 10:30 pm

New Englund Corporation/Labour


"Something's wrong, I can feel it..."
got kicked out of the polycule for listening to 100 gecs
the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)
hey omori's really good actually (crying in the corner)

Victory Day: February 23, 2022
Factbook
current music recommendation: stupid horse by 100 gecs
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EuroStralia
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Posts: 498
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby EuroStralia » Thu May 18, 2023 10:31 pm

the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (they/them)


Maoist.
Just your average American Christian conservative.
This nation does not represent my IRL views.
When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.
Union of States of America wrote:now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Thu May 18, 2023 10:34 pm

Hispida wrote:
New Englund Corporation/Labour


"Something's wrong, I can feel it..."


It's just the gang name, not an actual corporation /skipme
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Nacrad
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Posts: 1423
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Thu May 18, 2023 11:29 pm

A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.

I feel like it's happened before.
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
Call me Hannah
Pronouns: She/They

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: Global warming to break key 1.5 C barrier for the first time | Soviet-Finnish War: PATRIOT batteries near Helsinki thrawt another barrage
Domestic News: 19/05/2023 (FRI) | Happy national day! | Gov't Workers to get pay hike of up to 5.34% | RIverfort CityU discovers new species of jellyfish in local wetlands | Nat'l Day Protests: 71k march for more college spaces, housing, and more
Weather: Riverfort 26/31°C | Amoy 24/29°C | Taipei 24/34°C | Nanchang 28/36°C

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EuroStralia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 498
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby EuroStralia » Thu May 18, 2023 11:31 pm

Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!
Just your average American Christian conservative.
This nation does not represent my IRL views.
When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.
Union of States of America wrote:now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Thu May 18, 2023 11:35 pm

Ideosorter


So is Tucker Carlson the divine prophet?
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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