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EuroStralia
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Posts: 498
Founded: Feb 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby EuroStralia » Mon May 15, 2023 11:57 pm

[url=https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Königsberg]Kingsbergh[/url]
Just your average American Christian conservative.
This nation does not represent my IRL views.
When the antichrist comes, he will come in the name of peace.
Union of States of America wrote:now, whenever I read a post by EuroStralia, I for some strange reaon hear it in Tucker Carlson's voice. :eyebrow:
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Ariskaschton
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Posts: 15
Founded: Mar 09, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ariskaschton » Tue May 16, 2023 12:01 am

I AM NOT A FREAKING FASCIST

Can relate, you'd have to elaborate two times when you're a conservative religious guy on the internet.
◇Xānun Yathaniyet◇
Xanate of Yathania
A theocratic elected monarchy of lizards somehow capable of producing humans speech. NStats aren't canon.
Call us either Ariskaschton or Yathania, denomym is Yathinese.. or Yathanian.. whichever you prefer.
i am a muslim dragon with internet access irl
i do consider myself a religious muslim, but distinguish me being ic and my worldbuilding from irl, please.
Factbooks • A 1.071 tier civ according to this this index • ic flag
Yathinese News Network ♨️ || News from the corners of the world! || Possible Scandal? President of Wallenia, Gevja Joosvan denies all claims of tampering with the votes during the 2045 Szuestrian Elections • Man from Topkevi has been caught possessing over five Sestars (Two Tons) of Child Po██ ||
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Neibeskiya
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Founded: Mar 22, 2023
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Postby Neibeskiya » Tue May 16, 2023 12:06 am

A theocratic elected monarchy of lizards....
|| ---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya--- ||
|| ---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā--- ||

"Jai Neibrāymati !"
×The Truth of Neibeskiya [Eng]×| His Excellency Vists Valdosk to pay tribute to the Once Dead | Camp Master of Egton, Krein Luzot found Dead, Police Suspect Fegal Gangs to be the Mastermind behind this Murder | NARW, makes breakthrough in Cloning Technology after, Clone 46#B (Leo Garle) becomes the first Clone in the World to be modified to have Superstrength & 80% less Chances of Having Cancer | Feizer Groups Suspected of stealing 400 ounces of Gold from TR Jewelers™
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Terra Britania
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Posts: 464
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Tue May 16, 2023 12:06 am

i am a muslim dragon with internet access irl

omw to start a pigfarm since the dragons won't raid and eat my livestock because it's haram

EDIT 1: ninja'd, please wait...

EDIT 2:
This Nation Represents some of my Views but not all.

which ones though? Image
Last edited by Terra Britania on Tue May 16, 2023 12:10 am, edited 2 times in total.
♔ | ♔ | ♔　KINGRIC of ENGLAND　| ♕ |　CASERLY GEMEANWEALTH　♔ | ♔ | ♔
MT set in 2023; probably slightly less fucked than RL at this point. NS stats shot with a longbow at Agincourt.
Sooþbooks - Overlook - Ƿorld
The Sunday Post: Leader of Europawide mantrading syndicate fastnimmed in Trentschin; his syndicate smuggled over 6,000 women and children from Africa and the Near East since 2015, many of whom are still missing | "Orsetting workers with automatons is not only unmenishly but harmful for the werthship in the long run" says Workers' LG in onspeak to the Lawthing | Spanish fightbomber shot down by MANBFOS over Orléansville, Mauretania, while throughfaring bombing run; flier outthrown orfollowfully and redded by nearby French troops
Harmonic Empire's bitch♡ | ♚ Long live the King! ♚ | Sleep Paralysis Demon™ since 2022 | くたばれVeganの野郎どもよ | Current flag waifu: Jeanne d'Arc (Alter), from Padoru Padoru
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Ariskaschton
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Founded: Mar 09, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ariskaschton » Tue May 16, 2023 12:13 am

Terra Britania wrote:
i am a muslim dragon with internet access irl

omw to start a pigfarm since the dragons won't raid and eat my livestock because it's haram


ik you were ninjad but damn!!! they discovered my weakness!!!!!

/skipme
◇Xānun Yathaniyet◇
Xanate of Yathania
A theocratic elected monarchy of lizards somehow capable of producing humans speech. NStats aren't canon.
Call us either Ariskaschton or Yathania, denomym is Yathinese.. or Yathanian.. whichever you prefer.
i am a muslim dragon with internet access irl
i do consider myself a religious muslim, but distinguish me being ic and my worldbuilding from irl, please.
Factbooks • A 1.071 tier civ according to this this index • ic flag
Yathinese News Network ♨️ || News from the corners of the world! || Possible Scandal? President of Wallenia, Gevja Joosvan denies all claims of tampering with the votes during the 2045 Szuestrian Elections • Man from Topkevi has been caught possessing over five Sestars (Two Tons) of Child Po██ ||
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Tue May 16, 2023 12:15 am

probably slightly less fucked than RL at this point


I can't imagine how it could be worse than RL
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Neibeskiya
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Founded: Mar 22, 2023
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Postby Neibeskiya » Tue May 16, 2023 12:17 am

Terra Britania wrote:
i am a muslim dragon with internet access irl

omw to start a pigfarm since the dragons won't raid and eat my livestock because it's haram

EDIT 1: ninja'd, please wait...

EDIT 2:
This Nation Represents some of my Views but not all.

which ones though? (Image)

*Coughs*
Ahh...... leave it let's continue with whats the purpose of this forum,

[...] which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.....


Ahh..... the brits.....
|| ---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya--- ||
|| ---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā--- ||

"Jai Neibrāymati !"
×The Truth of Neibeskiya [Eng]×| His Excellency Vists Valdosk to pay tribute to the Once Dead | Camp Master of Egton, Krein Luzot found Dead, Police Suspect Fegal Gangs to be the Mastermind behind this Murder | NARW, makes breakthrough in Cloning Technology after, Clone 46#B (Leo Garle) becomes the first Clone in the World to be modified to have Superstrength & 80% less Chances of Having Cancer | Feizer Groups Suspected of stealing 400 ounces of Gold from TR Jewelers™
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue May 16, 2023 1:08 am

History tells us, that Powerful People come from Powerful Places, But, History was wrong. Powerful People make places Powerful!

King Harrow says powerful people and places don't exist and that narrative of history is wrong
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Terra Britania
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Posts: 464
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Tue May 16, 2023 7:41 am

Pope Alexander X calls on Italiers to have more children, warns of coming 'demographish winter' in Europa

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♔ | ♔ | ♔　KINGRIC of ENGLAND　| ♕ |　CASERLY GEMEANWEALTH　♔ | ♔ | ♔
MT set in 2023; probably slightly less fucked than RL at this point. NS stats shot with a longbow at Agincourt.
Sooþbooks - Overlook - Ƿorld
The Sunday Post: Leader of Europawide mantrading syndicate fastnimmed in Trentschin; his syndicate smuggled over 6,000 women and children from Africa and the Near East since 2015, many of whom are still missing | "Orsetting workers with automatons is not only unmenishly but harmful for the werthship in the long run" says Workers' LG in onspeak to the Lawthing | Spanish fightbomber shot down by MANBFOS over Orléansville, Mauretania, while throughfaring bombing run; flier outthrown orfollowfully and redded by nearby French troops
Harmonic Empire's bitch♡ | ♚ Long live the King! ♚ | Sleep Paralysis Demon™ since 2022 | くたばれVeganの野郎どもよ | Current flag waifu: Jeanne d'Arc (Alter), from Padoru Padoru
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Tue May 16, 2023 7:43 am

Harmonic Empire's bitch♡


*Cough* What?
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Tue May 16, 2023 7:50 am

We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN


Hive Queen: Mammal 1, why did a nuke blast just occur killing off half my eggs?
Mammal 1: Your Majesty, don't panic, it's just the occasional alien, nothing to bother.
Hive Queen: Ah well, no victory without sacrifice
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Tue May 16, 2023 7:50 am

Why did we do this again?

Will there be an answer to this question?
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Wallingtonshire
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Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Tue May 16, 2023 7:59 am

/ninja'd
/stillme
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Tue May 16, 2023 9:01 am

No
/stillme
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue May 16, 2023 9:12 am

Yes.
Wallingtonshire wrote:
We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN


Hive Queen: Mammal 1, why did a nuke blast just occur killing off half my eggs?
Mammal 1: Your Majesty, don't panic, it's just the occasional alien, nothing to bother.
Hive Queen: Ah well, no victory without sacrifice

which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.

well that tracks I guess
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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Neibeskiya
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Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Tue May 16, 2023 9:13 am

Fair Freedom


I don't think so......
|| ---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya--- ||
|| ---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā--- ||

"Jai Neibrāymati !"
×The Truth of Neibeskiya [Eng]×| His Excellency Vists Valdosk to pay tribute to the Once Dead | Camp Master of Egton, Krein Luzot found Dead, Police Suspect Fegal Gangs to be the Mastermind behind this Murder | NARW, makes breakthrough in Cloning Technology after, Clone 46#B (Leo Garle) becomes the first Clone in the World to be modified to have Superstrength & 80% less Chances of Having Cancer | Feizer Groups Suspected of stealing 400 ounces of Gold from TR Jewelers™
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
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Postby Eragon Island » Tue May 16, 2023 9:26 am

Truth alway Triumphs.


Tis' not true. We have politicians, do we not?
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Gaybeans
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Posts: 20
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Gaybeans » Tue May 16, 2023 9:52 am

Magical Zombie Apocalypses


My least favourite is your war against amphibians. In another life, our countries could have been the greatest of allies, alas
bread and roses, frogs and beans, chaos and math rocks

Gaybeans News: Prime Minister Xanthe Fairchild Reveals All In Scandalous Memoirs!

Θώθ whats this
A Class 4.0 Civilization according to this index.
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1362
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Tue May 16, 2023 9:54 am

math rocks


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|| ---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya--- ||
|| ---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā--- ||

"Jai Neibrāymati !"
×The Truth of Neibeskiya [Eng]×| His Excellency Vists Valdosk to pay tribute to the Once Dead | Camp Master of Egton, Krein Luzot found Dead, Police Suspect Fegal Gangs to be the Mastermind behind this Murder | NARW, makes breakthrough in Cloning Technology after, Clone 46#B (Leo Garle) becomes the first Clone in the World to be modified to have Superstrength & 80% less Chances of Having Cancer | Feizer Groups Suspected of stealing 400 ounces of Gold from TR Jewelers™
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Eragon Island
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Founded: Dec 07, 2021
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Postby Eragon Island » Tue May 16, 2023 10:01 am

(No Courts ? Hahaha ! Don't make me laugh !)

Huh, that is canon for me . . .
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Past beans
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Posts: 306
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Past beans » Tue May 16, 2023 10:04 am

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

The fake stat supreme!
National games are forcefully ended after contestants push a can of beans around instead of playing.
Ducks escape zoo and terrorize people at the beach.
Robber found stuck in toilet by beanie police, one flushed said toilet.
Who is kraven anyway?
Antifa are the real fascists.
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Democratic Poopland
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Posts: 642
Founded: Apr 09, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Democratic Poopland » Tue May 16, 2023 10:06 am

"Who is kraven anyways?"
- A wise [wo]man.
Our civil war has reached a point of no combat. It is unknown if it will re-erupt. DEFCON 12345
8Dreams - Out of order, restored whenever. | I think that Antiquity is the best theme. Mobile at second, Rift at third. | Everything you need to know about Poopland is in a factbook. | Simple signature. No more than needed. | Unless specifiied, all stats are canon! | Moderation links. | I cannot enforce rules.
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Equai
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 439
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Equai » Tue May 16, 2023 11:16 am

"Our civil war has reached a point of no combat. It is unknown if it will re-erupt."
Nice
She/Her 

EBN News: -STATE OF EMERGENCY- News to be added later.

✨ Proudly not a westerner ✨
All NS policies are canon
Far-left (Marxist-Leninist). Anti-war, anti-imperialist, pro-choice, atheist.
⚧♀Trans woman♀⚧

DD/MM/YYYY is far superior then MM/DD/YYYY

☭☭☭☭
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Tue May 16, 2023 11:21 am

I am here to turn your frogs gay


Haha you can't harm me I have toads instead of them froggies

>insert bigbrain meme
Last edited by Wallingtonshire on Tue May 16, 2023 11:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Tue May 16, 2023 11:22 am

The Mayor, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men


Just your average murder. Not even BREAKING NEWS
Last edited by Eragon Island on Tue May 16, 2023 11:23 am, edited 1 time in total.
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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