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Generic Communist Utopia 1948671
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Posts: 4
Founded: May 14, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Generic Communist Utopia 1948671 » Mon May 15, 2023 8:01 am

Result: butterfly effects galore.

how
not an actual commie
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 15, 2023 8:04 am

I am here to turn your frogs gay

/summon irl_characters:Vladimir_Putin ~ ~ ~
Rip and tear, Vladimir Vladimirovich, until it's done!
NINJA'D
( I am not sciziophrenic[sic], just in case)

Uh-huh
NINJA'D (bis)
not an actual commie

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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Mon May 15, 2023 9:06 am

GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!


I need to try this
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Cyber Duotona
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Posts: 82
Founded: May 12, 2023
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Cyber Duotona » Mon May 15, 2023 9:10 am

My Music Taste

SING WITH ME, SING FOR THE YEAR
//cyber//duotona//
the year is 2086. earth is unrecognizable to its past self as the old world burns and fades away. nature is kept on a knife's edge, a state it has been in for half a century. duotona remains as its last bastion of hope. [nation does not reflect OOC views. ns stats are pulverised into a fine powder.]
where else i hide online / currently obsessed with: klonoa / nation currently very WIP, hang in there!
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Wallingtonshire
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Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Mon May 15, 2023 9:11 am

I am not sciziophrenic, just in case



Glad to know mate, if ever one o'those things by golly should happen to ye, do breathe some water vapour and drink some liquefied air
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Bayi
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Posts: 111
Founded: Jul 15, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bayi » Mon May 15, 2023 9:14 am

The Sewer Consumes All

Hail Sewer :bow: :bow: :bow:

Ninja'd

ATTENTION: The Mayor, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men

Rip.
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大家好, Nothing to see here, move along <3

This week's "Song Recommendation!" Whiteberryの小さな大冒険


Fav Foods: I like Ice Lemon Tea, Eating Bak Kut Teh, and Char Siu bao.
Fav Music: Jamiroquai, NewJeans, João Gilberto, Jay Chou, Mayhem, Panchiko, Darkthrone, The Cardigans.
Fav Movies: Our Times/我的少女時代 - 2015, Turning Red - 2022, Coraline - 2009, Paranorman - 2012.
she/her
Fav Games: Bioshock 2, Mafia II, Cooking Mama, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Little Big Planet, We Happy Few, Contrast, Outlast.
Fav Series: Serial Experiments Lain, Teen Titans (2003), Wandavision, Crash Landing on You, 極品絕配 (The Perfect Match).
Fav Books: Howl's Moving Castle, The Plain Janes, Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness (Volume 3).
Pisces power!
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Eragon Island
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Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Mon May 15, 2023 9:16 am

This week's "Song Recommendation!"


Sadly, this is not 'good' enough to go in my favorite songs . . .
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Equai
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Posts: 439
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Equai » Mon May 15, 2023 9:23 am

"But the policies are!"

I like when nations have canon NS policies
She/Her 

EBN News: -STATE OF EMERGENCY- News to be added later.

✨ Proudly not a westerner ✨
All NS policies are canon
Far-left (Marxist-Leninist). Anti-war, anti-imperialist, pro-choice, atheist.
⚧♀Trans woman♀⚧

DD/MM/YYYY is far superior then MM/DD/YYYY

☭☭☭☭
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Opluentia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Opluentia » Mon May 15, 2023 9:32 am

-STATE OF EMERGENCY- News to be added later.

Don't worry citizens - there is an emergency; but you don't need to know what it is. :lol:
Dieus Impriechvonim Opluentia
“Prospertand an Paxrieten, Visig an Bellakren”
Opluentian Embassy Program | Wiki Page (Opluentian) | Wiki Page (English) | Read About the Imporia
NEWS FROM OPLUENTIA: Opluentia expresses an interest in the Bernskian War of Independance | Selsyaho holds off Kasia in Qamnan | Selsyaho’s High Chancellor Ergo Mallis visits Regium to speak with the Opluentian Courts
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Eragon Island
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Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Mon May 15, 2023 9:36 am

Selsyaho holds off Kasia in Qamnan


First time I read this, it looked like it said "Selsyaho shows of in Qamnan."
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.
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Opluentia
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Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Opluentia » Mon May 15, 2023 10:30 am

Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS.

Got to love a hivemind!
Dieus Impriechvonim Opluentia
“Prospertand an Paxrieten, Visig an Bellakren”
Opluentian Embassy Program | Wiki Page (Opluentian) | Wiki Page (English) | Read About the Imporia
NEWS FROM OPLUENTIA: Opluentia expresses an interest in the Bernskian War of Independance | Selsyaho holds off Kasia in Qamnan | Selsyaho’s High Chancellor Ergo Mallis visits Regium to speak with the Opluentian Courts
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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Mon May 15, 2023 11:40 am

Wiki Page (Opluentian)

writing a factbook in your own conlang? fuckin lovely, i've been meaning to do the same with my own conlang, impressive you're out doing it. godspeed to you
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like
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Equai
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 439
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Equai » Mon May 15, 2023 11:41 am

"25:00:00"
Make it stop.. make it stop!
She/Her 

EBN News: -STATE OF EMERGENCY- News to be added later.

✨ Proudly not a westerner ✨
All NS policies are canon
Far-left (Marxist-Leninist). Anti-war, anti-imperialist, pro-choice, atheist.
⚧♀Trans woman♀⚧

DD/MM/YYYY is far superior then MM/DD/YYYY

☭☭☭☭
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 15, 2023 11:42 am

temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh...

yeah that's certainly a high temp I'd say
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 296
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Mon May 15, 2023 2:27 pm

"20 homeless veterans kicked out of New York"
Proof capitalism doesn't work.
I try to make my NS stats as close to canon as possible.
2037 tech.
ADTO member.
National anthem: https://youtu.be/PPExpmtdMEw Official military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
NATION DOES NOT REPRESENT MY RL VIEWS (I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing).
Re-working my lore. Nations is no longer anarchist; but don't worry, I still am!
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
First Space fighter built in Nuprolat, officials call it “A tin can with a pistol”. | Vladimir Chernov leading 'Second Russian Revolution', more at 5. | Berlin now fully fusion powered.

The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
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Generic Communist Utopia 1948671
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: May 14, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Generic Communist Utopia 1948671 » Mon May 15, 2023 2:31 pm

I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing

first instance of someone being even more unbased than their nation
not an actual commie
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Gourai
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 24, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gourai » Mon May 15, 2023 2:39 pm

not an actual commie

oh thank god
i got a present for you

yes, it is a pipebomb

[obligatory table joke]

as it turns out, this nation has nothing to report
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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 296
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Mon May 15, 2023 2:40 pm

yes, it is a pipebomb


Cool, I've always wanted one!
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I try to make my NS stats as close to canon as possible.
2037 tech.
ADTO member.
National anthem: https://youtu.be/PPExpmtdMEw Official military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
NATION DOES NOT REPRESENT MY RL VIEWS (I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing).
Re-working my lore. Nations is no longer anarchist; but don't worry, I still am!
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
First Space fighter built in Nuprolat, officials call it “A tin can with a pistol”. | Vladimir Chernov leading 'Second Russian Revolution', more at 5. | Berlin now fully fusion powered.

The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
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Gaybeans
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Gaybeans » Mon May 15, 2023 2:40 pm

Yay I got a present!

ah beans its a pipebomb
bread and roses, frogs and beans, chaos and math rocks

Gaybeans News: Prime Minister Xanthe Fairchild Reveals All In Scandalous Memoirs!

Θώθ whats this
A Class 4.0 Civilization according to this index.
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Nomayuki
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Jul 08, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nomayuki » Mon May 15, 2023 7:48 pm

bread and roses, frogs and beans, chaos and math rocks
umm say what now? what's a math rock?!?!?!??!?!?
The Christian Republic of Nomayuki
A Christian nation in an anime world.


He/Him (Please don't call me "they/them")
Christian
Trying to be polite


Nomayukinskasneunbrudkastesservik | K.6.2023 | Don't Pass Me By by Richard Starkey/Ringo Starr tops the charts in Nomayuki for the first time since 1997 | PM Kuschin slowly recovering from an assassination attempt in a coma | "New Nanka Island", the land reclamation project to make an island of 21,944 square kilometers of size off the coast of Nanka City, has finished. | ADVERTISEMENT: "DOWN IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO"; NEUENFREIJGAST IM OHIOSCHOG, HNELLGELK KYATTSMMJEND.10.2023! OLPENSSCHURGEISAPPAHREILST SCHURGEISAPPAHREILST FEHR SCHURGEISKIM!
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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby Nova Paradisius » Mon May 15, 2023 9:20 pm

Trying to be polite


You seem to be doing a great job!
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, Member of the Order of the Grey Wardens as Mudafie, Great Founder, Supreme Being, and Provisional Grand Vizier of Olamus
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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Greatdux
Envoy
 
Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Greatdux » Mon May 15, 2023 9:27 pm

Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first

people who pour the milk first

As a certified cereal-first connoisseur, I approve of this message.
Welcome to Greatdux, have a noice day (in Greatdux)


What if the Uralic language group replaced the role of the Slavic language group? Result: butterfly effects galore.

Note that this nation does not represent my views.

The Voice of Voghulia Voghulia v. Easterland (Austria) results: 1-2, Voghulia barely wins | Vezérkh of Voghulia, Verzoek Tillinic gets hypothermia from travel to Kholodian Ulyanovist Republic | Explosion occurs near Tiananmen Square, Cathay blames Nieuw-België (Taiwan) for explosion in ongoing diplomatic scuffle
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Wallingtonshire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Mon May 15, 2023 10:09 pm

What if the Uralic language group replaced the role of the Slavic language group?


It wouldn't be called vodka anymore :(
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 15, 2023 10:40 pm

those darned coal mafia gangs are the real masters of the colony

You let a bunch of miners rule a nation?
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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon May 15, 2023 11:52 pm

WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

they kick reason in the curb?
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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