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-Astoria-
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Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:11 am

"War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun."
- Mao Tse-Tsung

x FAKE

> uses Wade-Giles
> fully capitalises the given name
> even then, name supposed to be spelled as "Tse-tung"

This post was fact-checked by real Pinyin patriots.
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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The Acolyte Confederacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Feb 18, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Acolyte Confederacy » Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:51 am

Equai wrote:"A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index"

I have no idea what that is but nice

:)
The Acolyte Confederacy

BREAKING: Meijne Van Der Meer introduces new military funding after joining the Rigel Pact. In other news, NS Stats aren't used 'round these parts, and I am getting gangstalked by Crimean vampires with drip.
A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index. Member of the Rigel Pact, a pact dedicated to preserving peace.

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:54 am

I am getting gangstalked by Crimean vampires with drip.

that's oddly specific idk
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

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Misselthwaite
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Founded: Mar 10, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Misselthwaite » Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:59 am

Continental Free States wrote:fight over geloud turns deadly

Can't help but think that this might have a not-so-little something to do with the other news ticker bit on a recent law dropping permit requirements for lethal weapons in Southland.
1901, A. D.
❀ An unceded fief on the Yorkshire wolds | An unwanted girl learning how to feel | An unloved boy told he is an inconvenience | An unrefined maid has “adopted” a “daughter” | An uninvolved manor lord fleeing his past | An unflappable housekeeper left in command | An unpalatable gardener just kept around | An unsatisfied doctor not daring to hope | An untended garden waiting to be found ❀

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Equai
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 439
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Equai » Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:00 pm

"An unwanted girl learning how to feel human"


Well.. umm.. nice i guess? Who the hell abuses this kids-
She/Her

EBN News: -STATE OF EMERGENCY- News to be added later.

✨ Proudly not a westerner ✨
All NS policies are canon
Far-left (Marxist-Leninist). Anti-war, anti-imperialist, pro-choice, atheist.
⚧♀Trans woman♀⚧

DD/MM/YYYY is far superior then MM/DD/YYYY

☭☭☭☭

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Masculine Alphas Gigas Omegas and Sigmas
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Founded: Mar 27, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Masculine Alphas Gigas Omegas and Sigmas » Mon Mar 27, 2023 8:30 pm

⚧♀Trans woman♀⚧


Well have a satisfying life then.

Uh I mean: OH MY GOD TRANSGENDERISM WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
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Masculine Alphas Gigas Omegas and Sigmas
“Stop wokeness and liberalism; real men wake up at 4:00 in the morning; and real men suffer dementia like Margaret Thatcher.”

Oh, God, it was a missed opportunity to make another puppet that is meant to insult Amy Schumer. Also, yes, this is one of hundreds of my puppets, and yes, I am targeting the masculine astrologists. Did you know that puppet states mean the government of one’s country is controlled by another country? Ignore this, just crazed ramblings people.
I really want to roast and insult other people, Oh God I really do, but I hate being mean to them.

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Sheizou
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Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Mon Mar 27, 2023 8:32 pm

Oh, God, it was a missed opportunity to make another puppet that is meant to insult Amy Schumer

anotha one...dj khalid...
everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

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-Astoria-
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Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Mon Mar 27, 2023 8:35 pm

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:
Equai wrote:"A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index"

I have no idea what that is but nice

:)

*ahem*


Nation: sheizou

I did not know this fact.
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:31 pm

Winter out; spring in for public parks

as is for the whole nation as well
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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Buhers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Mon Mar 27, 2023 10:05 pm

A recent lottery winner's prize vehicle randomly exploded, killing him and 2 others and causing damage nearby.

Lottery #s: 32, 89, 7, 12, 54

Do they want people to die over there?
THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS"I CRAPPED MYSELF"
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding BroadcastLive whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh

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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:06 pm

Shut up, we're stat-farmers, not writers.

ykw that's fair
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

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Masculine Alphas Gigas Omegas and Sigmas
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 27, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Masculine Alphas Gigas Omegas and Sigmas » Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:50 am

25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying for Masters in Intl. Relations


Nice my dude keep it up
Masculine Alphas Gigas Omegas and Sigmas
“Stop wokeness and liberalism; real men wake up at 4:00 in the morning; and real men suffer dementia like Margaret Thatcher.”

Oh, God, it was a missed opportunity to make another puppet that is meant to insult Amy Schumer. Also, yes, this is one of hundreds of my puppets, and yes, I am targeting the masculine astrologists. Did you know that puppet states mean the government of one’s country is controlled by another country? Ignore this, just crazed ramblings people.
I really want to roast and insult other people, Oh God I really do, but I hate being mean to them.

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Estado Americano de Espana
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 22, 2021
Conservative Democracy

Postby Estado Americano de Espana » Tue Mar 28, 2023 6:09 am

I really want to roast and insult other people, Oh God I really do, but I hate being mean to them.


in-character bitterness is the key :troled:
Welcome to America. New flag just dropped, anti-monarchism time.
Made to spite a certain Spaniard.
Fun fact: Franco in TTL likes battleships.
The State of Spain | Estado de España
"Un Estado, Múltiples Pueblos."
2021, all's right with the world in the US State of Spain, as men go about their business. No Carlist Wars, maybe?
TVE1: Communist militia presence in Chicago increased after hostage situation in IL|Florida Man released from court after self-defense ruling|Anatolian President to meet with Russian Pres. to foster Black Sea Trade

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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
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Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Tue Mar 28, 2023 6:18 am

Xinjiang warns India 'to not anger the sleeping eagle' as Indian forces speak against US Navy in Indian Ocean

A rather interesting national animal choice.
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Mar 28, 2023 3:26 pm

Winter out; spring in for public parks


me when spring
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Live PRC Bomb Found in Forbidden City of Peking | Emirate of Afghanistan Still Cracking Down on Suspected Taliban Members and Families, 200 Men, Women, and Children Imprisoned / NAT:| EELOO Rocket Successfully Lands
Puzzle
RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Galactic Powers
Envoy
 
Posts: 337
Founded: Mar 29, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Galactic Powers » Tue Mar 28, 2023 3:30 pm

"Lives in the F7 Servers"

So you're the one chewing on the cables?
Sports are my coping mechanism. The problem with the socialist idea of wage slavery. Dominioan’s new nation, +1100 posts or so
Boomer Sooner, Chop On.

Flag is the historical Moultrie Flag, used by Revolutionaries in South Carolina.
A great hope has crossed the Earth. A great hope has crossed my fears.

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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:29 pm

Slow train don't worry much 'bout time...

i don't know why i was half-expecting a video of a literal slow train
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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Alinek
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Alinek » Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:24 pm

Qot?: debating whether β should be a b or v

I confused this with ẞ at first (thanks forum font) and got super confused
⠀⠀ALINEK⠀⠀
Currently rewriting my lore to fit in with Canistra.

Founder of
"Ad astra per aspera."

Some random teenager from the US.
I'm a dude.
KSP is probably my favorite game, hence the region name.
I'm probably busy working on said region.
I usually hang around F7, but drift into other threads occasionally.

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Buhers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:25 pm

⬢⠀KERBALS OF THE NORTH⠀⬢

my version better frfr
THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS"I CRAPPED MYSELF"
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding BroadcastLive whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh

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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5383
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:28 pm

"ONE KERBIN, ONE KERBALKIND"

How about the plural term?
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
IC: FactbooksLocationEmbassiesFAQIntegrity | OOC: CCL's VP • 9th in NSFB#110/10: DGES
 ⌜✉⌟ TV1 News | 2023-04-11  ▶ ⬤──────── (LIVE) |  Headlines  Winter out; spring in for public parks • Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies • "Not enough," say unions on A₤24m planned State COL salary supplement |  Weather  Liskerry ⛅ 13° • Altas ⛅ 10° • Esterpine ☀ 11° • Naltgybal ☁ 14° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 19° • Bynscel ☀ 11° • Lyteel ☔ 9° |  Traffic  ROADWORKS: WRE expwy towards Port Trelyn closed; use Rtes P294 n'bound, P83 s'bound 

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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue Mar 28, 2023 11:50 pm

Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies

I still don't know why these subsidies and budgets are so low
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks

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-Astoria-
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5383
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Wed Mar 29, 2023 12:55 am

Continental Free States wrote:Environment ministry announces A₤300m in renewables subsidies

I still don't know why these subsidies and budgets are so low

Because I'm yet to figure out this nation's basic worldbuilding at this point, let alone its exact economic statistics. :blush:
/skip

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Misselthwaite
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 10, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Misselthwaite » Wed Mar 29, 2023 5:16 pm

Continental Free States wrote:to work on my ongoing ones

Hey if those factbooks wanted to be finished it wouldn't be so much easier to start new ones than to work on old ones! ^^;
1901, A. D.
❀ An unceded fief on the Yorkshire wolds | An unwanted girl learning how to feel | An unloved boy told he is an inconvenience | An unrefined maid has “adopted” a “daughter” | An uninvolved manor lord fleeing his past | An unflappable housekeeper left in command | An unpalatable gardener just kept around | An unsatisfied doctor not daring to hope | An untended garden waiting to be found ❀

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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:00 pm

An unpalatable gardener just kept around

i mean those plants aren't going to take care of themselves
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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La Xinga
Senator
 
Posts: 4552
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby La Xinga » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:01 pm

A recent lottery winner's prize vehicle randomly exploded, killing him and 2 others and causing damage nearby.
I smell government greed!

I use NS stats if I like them.
"Oh god he's back, everybody fall back to the trenches, this'll be a bloody one" -Pakitsk
Frisbeeteria wrote:Every post in General is an attempt to rile someone up.

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