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Equai
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Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Equai » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:56 pm

"VOTE! viewtopic.php?f=25&t=531670"

No, I dont think I will
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DeMoNiC sAtAn
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Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:58 pm

Weather: Not existing atm.

ITS ALL A SIMULATION!!!!!
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
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Sheizou
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Posts: 112
Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Mon Mar 20, 2023 6:05 pm

Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.

ah yes, average ted
everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

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Parai Hambriven
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Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Anarchy

Postby Parai Hambriven » Mon Mar 20, 2023 6:08 pm

everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)

I wonder if one of the symptoms of schizophrenia is misspelling it.
Federation of Parai Hambriven
Official Founding: 1821 (Republic) 1824 (Federation)
Leader: President Rosa Moranez | Libertarian Party / Partido Libertario

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Sheizou
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Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Mon Mar 20, 2023 6:13 pm

I don't have autocorrect lol. and my only symptoms are paranoia and hallucinations so...
/skipme
everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

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Arval Va
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Founded: Mar 10, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arval Va » Mon Mar 20, 2023 6:55 pm

"nail-biting" election

I hope that's not literal.
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Dyrrhonian Isles
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Posts: 135
Founded: May 30, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:06 pm

Arval Va wrote:
"nail-biting" election

I hope that's not literal.

The conlang parts
Dieresis of Diarcesia

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La Xinga
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Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby La Xinga » Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:08 pm

Equai wrote:"VOTE! viewtopic.php?f=25&t=531670"

No, I dont think I will

pls tho

/skip

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La Xinga
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Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby La Xinga » Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:37 pm

Feyrisshire wrote:
La Xinga wrote:


:lol:

I understand your confusion, but it wasn't my turn. I simply commented on what someone said about me, but I didn't post on the AN.
IT IS STILL DYRRHONIAN ISLES TURN: (I see you have a great variety in his sig to choose from!)
Dyrrhonian Isles wrote:
Arval Va wrote:I hope that's not literal.

The conlang parts

Edit to BN: I suck, don't I? :(
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Terran American Republic
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Founded: Dec 30, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Terran American Republic » Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:46 pm

Toilet paper banned in Feyrisshire

the fuck
----------United States of America----------
American News Network: Chancellor Wolf shot and attacked by unknown terrorists in Dubai; rushed to Israeli hospital by American personnel; President Trump threatens war on attackers | Members of the Freemasons and Knights Templar clash in Warsaw; police called in | Rhodesia breaks neutrality in Zambia War, sides with Zambia and Zaire
NS stats executed by firing squad - MT Atompunk nation with traces of Dieselpunk in its past - I might just add even crazier sh*t to this setting
Christian conservative from Texas. Loves America & Bald Eagles

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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Mon Mar 20, 2023 8:06 pm

"Christian conservative from Texas. Loves America & Bald Eagles"

based
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | 20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko" | Soveiniesberg to buy spare F-105D parts from United States National Air Guard stockpiles, military analysts say "And?" | Man supposedly dies? | Pressure cooker bomb goes off in Ural Circle, kills somebody's pet rock, injures a dog, but the dog's fine now

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Karazicu
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Posts: 197
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Mon Mar 20, 2023 9:44 pm

kind of tired with everything. time just keeps going.

yeah.
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ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 752
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:27 pm

Weather: temperatures high/low will be 18°C/15°C, clear skies

calm weather, good
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
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Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Feyrisshire
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Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:30 pm

Continental Free States wrote:Wagon-Unfriendly Towns


"Wagon-Unfriendly Towns" give a rather different mental image of medieval towns barring entry to horse-drawn carts and wagons because horses poop too much and cart drivers are boisterous when horses go out of control, rather than what is being implied in the Anglish language.

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-Astoria-
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Posts: 5402
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby -Astoria- » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:03 am

Toilet paper banned in Feyrisshire

The virgin toilet paper user versus the CHAD bidet/washlet user. :clap:
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Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau | Our deeds shall speak
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The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics
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Posts: 161
Founded: Oct 21, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:06 am

Bedhent cewsel ein gweisiau


Did the Swedish chef invent your language?
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НОВОСТИ
ПерваяпрограммаЦТСССРВРЕМЯ

Beregovoye-41 | Opening of newly constructed bunker and submarine base completed on the Baltic Coast.


Forever stuck in the 80's

The Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. Soviet patriots, hardliners and their families retreated
to the USSR's many underground bunkers, Sealing themselves and continuing the USSR in
a network of Bunkers spanning the entire former USSR surviving 32 years underground
without outside contact.

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Feyrisshire
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Posts: 377
Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:47 am

-Astoria- wrote:
Toilet paper banned in Feyrisshire

The virgin toilet paper user versus the CHAD bidet/washlet user. :clap:


Thank you comrade! :clap:

/still The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics

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Continental Free States
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Posts: 752
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:44 am

The Soviet Union in 1995 where during the 1991 Collapse, the KGB had secured power and had stabilized the Union, the wild 90s of mafia, poverty, and corruption as we know it doesn't happen.

iow the imperialist dystopia never ends :horror:
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Frokolia
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Posts: 204
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Tue Mar 21, 2023 8:07 am

Outframes will not be worksome without kernforbinding

yea good luck lmao

context:
outframes = powered exoskeletons
worksome = efficient
kernforbinding = nuclear fusion
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Northern Seleucia
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Founded: Aug 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Northern Seleucia » Tue Mar 21, 2023 8:09 am

OOC Thingy


Is very thingy
The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia
"That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth."
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Black Raven Movement
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Posts: 402
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Tue Mar 21, 2023 8:12 am

About Me

Never knew Jewish Christians were a thing, lol.
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
-Expect a new factbook soon. Bless me.-

Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
It should have been done, the day after Trinity.

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Karazicu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 197
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Tue Mar 21, 2023 12:26 pm

fin en kyiv

i do wonder that this is meant to mean. this meant to be french or spanish stuff?
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Tue Mar 21, 2023 1:39 pm

"ελληνικός στρατός"


but when though
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | 20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko" | Soveiniesberg to buy spare F-105D parts from United States National Air Guard stockpiles, military analysts say "And?" | Man supposedly dies? | Pressure cooker bomb goes off in Ural Circle, kills somebody's pet rock, injures a dog, but the dog's fine now

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