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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2019
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:51 am

All the politicians are balding

Huh, suspiciously like rl....
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:53 am

NS Stats not canon


Bro, put them in a cannon
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

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Karazicu
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Posts: 197
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:54 am

Ravenian Man Fined for Driving Speed Limit, Locals Help Pay Fine

have to wonder why they'd all offer to help pay a fine that probably isn't all that large, unless you put some very large fines for that...
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 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:58 am

"also btr"

i forgor (:skull:) about omnistar east
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | 20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko" | Soveiniesberg to buy spare F-105D parts from United States National Air Guard stockpiles, military analysts say "And?" | Man supposedly dies? | Pressure cooker bomb goes off in Ural Circle, kills somebody's pet rock, injures a dog, but the dog's fine now
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Continental Free States
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Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:58 am

Milipol to begin removal of insurgents; Large-scale arrests underway in order to clear insurgents

in this one case there's no specific distinction between the redacted words and their euphemisms ngl

(Sorry, my bad) AN: RIP Bradley Nowell 1968-1996

whomst
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☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:40 am

/stillme unless you edit and unninja me for some reason
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Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | 20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko" | Soveiniesberg to buy spare F-105D parts from United States National Air Guard stockpiles, military analysts say "And?" | Man supposedly dies? | Pressure cooker bomb goes off in Ural Circle, kills somebody's pet rock, injures a dog, but the dog's fine now
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Scytharum
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Posts: 179
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:42 am

Head of Soveinian Border Police says "All the politicians are balding and look suspiciously Russian" while intoxicated on a bottle of cheap Soveinian vodka

Intoxication sure does that kind of thing doesn't it.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, philanthropic charity from the wealthy to the poor, and many economic opportunities to go alongside its rich cheese and richer culture! Get yourself some Scythian cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!
| Russian military drills in Sea of Okhotsk raise concerns from Manchuria | Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to Haiti, Mississippi after recent Hurricane Carl
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:45 am

Scytharum wrote:
Head of Soveinian Border Police says "All the politicians are balding and look suspiciously Russian" while intoxicated on a bottle of cheap Soveinian vodka

Intoxication sure does that kind of thing doesn't it.

/stillme
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forbears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot
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Independent Republic of Boldonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1083
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:48 am

AAN:
Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of!

You have me sold, packing my bags now.
AN:
Former British PM and current opposition leader Hamilton puts forth Parliamentary bill to abolish speed limits.

Almost like the German autobahn.
CANON POLICIES
Anything that isn't a factbook is not canon. If you use my NS stats I will stillme.
Portal to Boldonia | The time has come, I'm starting to get bored of NS. I won't be as active anymore, but I will still occasionally hop on. But don't be worried if you don't hear from me. I'll be back, eventually. | Info for certain "effortposting" F7 threads that aren't really in a factbook.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:53 am

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of!


Willy Wonka and the Cheese Factory when?

Will probably be moving outta town for uni purposes soon rip


Bro, go to community college first if you haven’t already

Canonically none of you are in my universe, but rather the multiverse


Bro, why not use a metaverse instead
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Serdtgyu
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Feb 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Serdtgyu » Sun Sep 04, 2022 9:03 am

TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff


No JoJo!
A communist state that wants everyone to make friends.
Please join this tournament. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=523522
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 9:04 am

Continental Free States wrote:
(Sorry, my bad) AN: RIP Bradley Nowell 1968-1996

whomst


google bradley nowell

"Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series"

jojer?

nanjer
"Ask me if you want a sports thing"

what sports thing
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Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | 20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko" | Soveiniesberg to buy spare F-105D parts from United States National Air Guard stockpiles, military analysts say "And?" | Man supposedly dies? | Pressure cooker bomb goes off in Ural Circle, kills somebody's pet rock, injures a dog, but the dog's fine now
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New San Andreas Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Sun Sep 04, 2022 2:30 pm

Winds reported to be up to eighty-eight kilometers per hour on Syerityiet Beach


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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're currently fighting a just and not at all drawn-out war in the Senora Wasteland against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 2:41 pm

Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.


Brotherhood of Ferrum would still be better than taxes
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Western Theram
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 460
Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:59 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times

Unlike you guys I get my news from a reliable source: *proceeds to scream*
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All policies are canon, stats only selectively
RP noob
☆ Proudhonian economics, Post-Modern tech, Anarchist paramilitaries, and Human test subjects for science ☣️

news: Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy.|Pavy the two-headed dog charged with disturbing the peace and inciting a riot. |The drug known as "morph” continues to be a growing problem as a 15 car pileup on the I-69 is caused by intoxicated driver.
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Feyrisshire
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 377
Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:20 pm

Western Theram wrote:☆ Proudhonian economics


Another day in the economics of what
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:20 pm

"Post-Modern tech"

me too
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | 20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko" | Soveiniesberg to buy spare F-105D parts from United States National Air Guard stockpiles, military analysts say "And?" | Man supposedly dies? | Pressure cooker bomb goes off in Ural Circle, kills somebody's pet rock, injures a dog, but the dog's fine now
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:21 pm

Jzarovich News at Noon


Where we quickdrawing boys?
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Feyrisshire
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 377
Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:22 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times


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Kahekordne Union of Spib
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 133
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:23 pm

❤️❤️ Catgirl Yuri Love and Wholesome Catgirl Hent*i in Stalinist-Maoist Communism? ❤️❤️


Isn't the CCP kinda doing this irl
Back from a bit of a hiatus (:
The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate

LONG LIVE VÕIMEKUS!

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Nationalist "Greater Vespib" movement wants to annex the Azores. The horror | Hesna, the only remaining city inhabited by native Spibeans, given complete autonomy | De facto embassy for Taiwan operational
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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:51 pm

"Israel's f**kness is waning"

what do you mean by this
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | 20 gallons of Jeremiah Weed bourbon stolen from Soveinian Air Force pilots last tuesday, they say "At Least I'm Not the Snacko" | Soveiniesberg to buy spare F-105D parts from United States National Air Guard stockpiles, military analysts say "And?" | Man supposedly dies? | Pressure cooker bomb goes off in Ural Circle, kills somebody's pet rock, injures a dog, but the dog's fine now
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Serdtgyu
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Feb 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Serdtgyu » Sun Sep 04, 2022 6:56 pm

"All the politicians are balding and look suspiciously Russian"
A communist state that wants everyone to make friends.
Please join this tournament. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=523522
Ask me if you want a sports thing
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Black Raven Movement
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 402
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:28 pm

Ask me if you want a sports thing


Yes, I do…

How the fuck did we lose?1?1?1?1?
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
-Expect a new factbook soon. Bless me.-

Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
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Kaliningrad Treaty Organization
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Apr 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Kaliningrad Treaty Organization » Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:53 pm

multi-instrumentalist/vocalist for Abyss(Experimental metal with a Gothic streak)


holy shit, metal SCP experimentation?????
Organización do Tratado de Kaliningrado | Калининградский Организация Договора | Organisation du Traité de Kaliningrad
"Workers of the world, unite!"
1965. The world's hell in a handbasket, and it only gets worse, with three powers locked in a war for supremacy.
Rest of the World
Armed Forces
Europe, 1965
Partner Nation: Deustches Volksrepublik, nation itself is a revive of Russo-Galician-French Alliance.
Has Red Flood (HOI4) influences, so... funny acceleration time.
KON: Prussian MBT convoy attacked by protestors throwing rocks at it|French man dies after walking into electrical anomaly, also killing 3 others|RA detonates third carbomb this month against the Viguese Civil Guard, 2 dead and 4 wounded
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:01 pm

Prussian MBT convoy attacked by protestors throwing rocks at it


Let’s see him w this will turn out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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