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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Sep 03, 2022 5:29 am

Continental Free States wrote:Head of Soveinian Border Police says "All the politicians are balding and look suspiciously Russian" while intoxicated on a bottle of cheap Soveinian vodka

aren't you in the middle of Russia lmao

bordered by it on three sides, yes
/skipma /stillCFS
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Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | Forty SVT-40s hidden in mattresses seized at southern border station in Soveiniesberg | Soveiniesberg bans TikTok from being purchased, owned, or used on any electronic devices | Markish Soveinian Defense Militia apparently has M202A1 FLASH incendiary rocket launchers according to an inventory listing | Man imports seven thousand Bersa handguns before promptly dying

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Kingdom of Intermaria
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Posts: 290
Founded: Aug 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of Intermaria » Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:15 am

AAN:
Russo-Germanic city state from [...]

Okay, how the heck did German people get to the Urals?
AN:
Will be probably moving [...]

B-but why?
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The Birrin Corporation
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Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 31, 2022
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Birrin Corporation » Sat Sep 03, 2022 6:21 am

["Signature" was privated by user Kingdom of Intermaria for 'Its getting very controversial and embarrasing .'.]


Embarrassing! Let me see!
Current IC Year: 2648

The Birrin Corporation is the largest mining corporation in the Milky Way galaxy, with outposts across millions of celestial bodies. From the tiniest interstellar comets to the largest gas giants, you will surely find one of our outposts there.

Corporation News - Outrage on the Oshina colony as a disaster causes pollution to spread across the planet - First Waves of Intergalactic Outposts are built in Andromeda

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The Front Range
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Posts: 246
Founded: May 13, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Front Range » Sat Sep 03, 2022 7:19 am

and we plan on continuing that for a long time.

Chills
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I proofread nothing

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Continental Free States
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Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat Sep 03, 2022 7:20 am

Nation doesn’t align with my views despite me not even knowing what they truly are

sigma behavior
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
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Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forebears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Ashotu two
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Posts: 59
Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu two » Sat Sep 03, 2022 7:20 am

Fun Fact

oh... Ok...

Ninjad

son long

who that
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ns stats given life sentence

" Freedom And Ashotu "

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Ozeanreisende
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sat Sep 03, 2022 7:22 am

Demons are also called Denshi

Thats from the very short and only factbook AN has
Ozeanreisende embassy program
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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Sep 03, 2022 7:44 am

AAN since the two people above me didn't do a very good job: "Will probably be moving outta town for uni purposes soon rip"

aw, you're going to university? good for you
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Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | Forty SVT-40s hidden in mattresses seized at southern border station in Soveiniesberg | Soveiniesberg bans TikTok from being purchased, owned, or used on any electronic devices | Markish Soveinian Defense Militia apparently has M202A1 FLASH incendiary rocket launchers according to an inventory listing | Man imports seven thousand Bersa handguns before promptly dying

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The Birrin Corporation
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Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 31, 2022
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Birrin Corporation » Sat Sep 03, 2022 7:57 am

COGCON LEVEL: 4
DEFCON LEVEL: 4
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes


*chuckles*

I’m in danger
Current IC Year: 2648

The Birrin Corporation is the largest mining corporation in the Milky Way galaxy, with outposts across millions of celestial bodies. From the tiniest interstellar comets to the largest gas giants, you will surely find one of our outposts there.

Corporation News - Outrage on the Oshina colony as a disaster causes pollution to spread across the planet - First Waves of Intergalactic Outposts are built in Andromeda

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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat Sep 03, 2022 9:45 am

The Birrin Corporation is a Large Mining Company with outposts across the Milky Way Galaxy, it produces many valuable resources and minerals for the human race, and has over 3.7 Billion Workers in total, We were founded in 2067, by Alan Birrin, We are Currently the Most Advanced solar mining company in the Galaxy, and we plan on continuing that for a long time.

could use some more periods
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ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Sep 03, 2022 9:47 am

"QotDMA: after much goading i finally changed the ticker a bit"

goading's a funny word that i've never heard until now
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | Forty SVT-40s hidden in mattresses seized at southern border station in Soveiniesberg | Soveiniesberg bans TikTok from being purchased, owned, or used on any electronic devices | Markish Soveinian Defense Militia apparently has M202A1 FLASH incendiary rocket launchers according to an inventory listing | Man imports seven thousand Bersa handguns before promptly dying

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Continental Free States
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Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat Sep 03, 2022 9:49 am

CODE TIJUANA À̶̘̳͕̹̈̿́̕C̴̨͖̤͖͈͈͗̀͐͠Ţ̷̥̜̤̜̫̣̎͒̅̕Į̸͍͙̋̍̂̕̕V̵̨̩͈̲͌E̵̟̥̾̽͝- News Feed Signal Interrupted, please wait

you know I feel like at some point people would get used to anomalies and work around them
☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forebears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Karazicu
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Posts: 196
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:01 am

Former British PM and current opposition leader Hamilton puts forth Parliamentary bill to abolish speed limits.

i'm all for this, speed limits are for weak sperm
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
25:00:00
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙΑ
 ΚΝΡ:  Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A computer bug of sorts has been causing odd readings to display for some measurements like time and temperature across Karazi government computers. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 99°C... uh... Lottery #s: 2, 18, 16, 52, 34. That's all. Have nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: we like the color #1453ad
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: downtown athens be like + maya en mymy
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain like

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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:06 am

"03:lol2:48"

what is this???????
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | Forty SVT-40s hidden in mattresses seized at southern border station in Soveiniesberg | Soveiniesberg bans TikTok from being purchased, owned, or used on any electronic devices | Markish Soveinian Defense Militia apparently has M202A1 FLASH incendiary rocket launchers according to an inventory listing | Man imports seven thousand Bersa handguns before promptly dying

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Black Raven Movement
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Posts: 400
Founded: Apr 28, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Black Raven Movement » Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:56 am

Bradley Nowell


Sublime has always given me punk vibes. Glad that got confirmed.
A Ukrainian political organization founded in the 1800's, now finally having gained power. A story between the man at its helm, fascist horror, his militant libertarian yet questionably sane brother, a priest who advocates Orthodox Israelism, and a Galician socialist, all under the mercy of the Gods, all determined to fulfill one simple goal: Supremacy above all.
FREE UKRAINE
-Expect a new factbook soon. Bless me.-

Straight male, metalhead, multi-instrumentalist for Abyss, agnostic theist. For you.
Hispanic libertarian. Equal rights, no matter who. All deserve humanity and care.
Hosanna.
It should have been done, the day after Trinity.

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Western Theram
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 455
Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:27 pm

multi-instrumentalist/vocalist for Abyss

Well now I got a new band to look up. What would you say the bands main inspirations are?
All policies are canon, stats only selectively
RP noob
☆ Proudhonian economics, Post-Modern tech, Anarchist paramilitaries, and Human test subjects for science ☣️

news: Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy.|Pavy the two-headed dog charged with disturbing the peace and inciting a riot. |The drug known as "morph” continues to be a growing problem as a 15 car pileup on the I-69 is caused by intoxicated driver.

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Featured car
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Posts: 9
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Featured car » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:31 pm

This nation uses NS stats



Police. This signature
WARNING! I am a featured region hopper, be a featured region hopper or protection, STAY AWAY FROM ME AT A 1000 MILE RAIDUS! a proud owner of the safe place for featured car! Please don't raid my region!
Cringe:
Eat a egg today iiiiiiiiiiiig pointless cringe:[spoiler]wait why are you here? [spoiler]stop![spoiler]im warning you[spoiler]last warning [spoiler]never gonna give you up wait why are you here AAAAAAAAA region rules: [spoiler]invaders will be shot in sight no tbh no lily no twp no orisis NO!

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Western Theram
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 455
Founded: Aug 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Western Theram » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:35 pm

Featured car wrote:This nation uses NS stats



Police. This signature

You’ll never catch me alive!
/skip
All policies are canon, stats only selectively
RP noob
☆ Proudhonian economics, Post-Modern tech, Anarchist paramilitaries, and Human test subjects for science ☣️

news: Religious buildings are converted into museums of a bygone era as Western Theram introduces its new “Atheism” policy.|Pavy the two-headed dog charged with disturbing the peace and inciting a riot. |The drug known as "morph” continues to be a growing problem as a 15 car pileup on the I-69 is caused by intoxicated driver.

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The Front Range
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: May 13, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Front Range » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:36 pm

AAAAAAAAA

Mood tbh
A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing

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Featured car
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Featured car » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:39 pm

Proud owner of a Walter White card

Wait... What?
WARNING! I am a featured region hopper, be a featured region hopper or protection, STAY AWAY FROM ME AT A 1000 MILE RAIDUS! a proud owner of the safe place for featured car! Please don't raid my region!
Cringe:
Eat a egg today iiiiiiiiiiiig pointless cringe:[spoiler]wait why are you here? [spoiler]stop![spoiler]im warning you[spoiler]last warning [spoiler]never gonna give you up wait why are you here AAAAAAAAA region rules: [spoiler]invaders will be shot in sight no tbh no lily no twp no orisis NO!

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Independent Republic of Boldonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1078
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:40 pm

Proud owner of a Walter White card

"Say my name."
CANON POLICIES
Anything that isn't a factbook is not canon. If you use my NS stats I will stillme.

Portal to Boldonia | The time has come, I'm starting to get bored of NS. I won't be as active anymore, but I will still occasionally hop on. But don't be worried if you don't hear from me. I'll be back, eventually. | Info for certain "effortposting" F7 threads that aren't really in a factbook.

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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:56 pm

"Canonically none of you are in my universe, but rather the multiverse"

BASED??
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | Forty SVT-40s hidden in mattresses seized at southern border station in Soveiniesberg | Soveiniesberg bans TikTok from being purchased, owned, or used on any electronic devices | Markish Soveinian Defense Militia apparently has M202A1 FLASH incendiary rocket launchers according to an inventory listing | Man imports seven thousand Bersa handguns before promptly dying

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Serdtgyu
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Feb 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Serdtgyu » Sat Sep 03, 2022 3:57 pm

Canonically none of you are in my universe, but rather the multiverse. I like that comment
A communist state that wants everyone to make friends.
Please join this tournament. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=523522
Ask me if you want a sports thing

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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 702
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Sep 03, 2022 4:18 pm

/stillme
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 30 seconds

O' The Bleeding Drops Of Red (18 years of Kraven gone...)
Cobwebs growin', on the steering wheel
Jzarovich News at Noon | Forty SVT-40s hidden in mattresses seized at southern border station in Soveiniesberg | Soveiniesberg bans TikTok from being purchased, owned, or used on any electronic devices | Markish Soveinian Defense Militia apparently has M202A1 FLASH incendiary rocket launchers according to an inventory listing | Man imports seven thousand Bersa handguns before promptly dying

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Serdtgyu
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Feb 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Serdtgyu » Sat Sep 03, 2022 4:21 pm

And it sure beats shooting whiskey jacks and trees.
A communist state that wants everyone to make friends.
Please join this tournament. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=523522
Ask me if you want a sports thing

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