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StrayaRoos
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Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby StrayaRoos » Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:25 pm

monkey 9928 was killed by hypothermia
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WOMBLE TILL I DIE

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The Front Range
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Founded: May 13, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby The Front Range » Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:26 pm

Monkey 9927 died after stepping on an unexploded landmine while hiking in Bosnia
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A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing

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Meadowfields
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Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:33 pm

Monkey 9926 accidentally ate a poisonous berry.
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I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
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Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist

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The Front Range
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Corporate Police State

Postby The Front Range » Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:37 pm

Ninja chain reaction, next is actually 9925 for reference
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A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

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Meadowfields
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Founded: Jun 16, 2021
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Postby Meadowfields » Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:42 pm

The Front Range wrote:Ninja chain reaction, next is actually 9925 for reference

Edited. I just did the wrong number.
Next is 9925.
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist

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Lacienia
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Posts: 537
Founded: Dec 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Lacienia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:44 pm

Monkey 9925 tragically died after getting a little too close while trying to blow out the candles n his birthday cake.
My nation does, with the exception of random policies, represent my OOC views.
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A small mountainous island at roughly 60.4 N latitude (Iceland). We are an MT-PMT colonial nation. Our leader is chosen for their merits and has near-absolute power as long as the constitution is upheld.
I have done a lot of worldbuilding. I am bringing it in very slowly.

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Nomayuki
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Posts: 180
Founded: Jul 08, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nomayuki » Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:53 pm

Monkey 9924 listened to a tiktokker.
The Christian Republic of Nomayuki
The orange skies proclaim the beginning of a new day for us
Nomayukinskasbyschkompfesservkke | 1 Mry. 2024 (Influencer Mockery Day) | Jack Doherty issued cease and desist order from Los Angeles City Government, along with 250,000 SCF fine | Two teenagers spotted filming dance on Brooklyn Bridge causing traffic jam, given 10,000 SCF fines each | Influencer does parkour in Rotsushima nuclear bomb memorial cemetery, arrested

Nanka City: 1°C, CLEAR SKIES WITH 12% CHANCE OF RAIN
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Coliantia
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Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:05 pm

Monkey 9923 was a journalist against a Central American dictatorship and "suddenly committed suicide" for some reason.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
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Kaskalma
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Posts: 188
Founded: Jul 03, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:23 pm

Monkey 9922 died in an explosion caused by Monkey 9927 stepping on a landmine.

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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 681
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:32 pm

9921 Tried to euthanize a former drug kingpin rival for talking to the DEA, but he felt so sorry that he gave up half a face.
CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have been sleeping since smoking too much grass 2 years ago

CBC N5 Weekly News: VSE reconstruction to finally start in December of 2024 - Man destroys Mimas-like structure near Saturn - Splatoon 2 breaks pre-sale ticket records held by Spider-Man NWH - Construction accident in Dubai kills 7 workers, strike continues
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
I'm an ally. for cislandia

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Garmageddon
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Founded: May 23, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Garmageddon » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:36 pm

Monkey 9920 got noclipped into the Backrooms, where they promptly died to some entity.
-The Imperial Sovereignty of Garmageddon-
"Facts don't care about your feelings."

A FT alien genocidal dictatorship controlling the Ingffhaestian star system and 50 other solar systems.
NS stats are canon unless contradicted by factbooks or this wiki page.

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Coliantia
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Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:38 pm

Monkey 9919 succumbed to depression and took his life with a Glock.
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Kanaka Maol
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Founded: Jul 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kanaka Maol » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:11 am

One day Monkey 9918’s stepsister got stuck under her bed, monkey 9918 preceded to [REDACTED] before be sent to the shadow realm for what he did.
The Kingdom of Kanaka Maol, commonly referred to as Hawaii, is a member and founder of The Pacific Alliance or TPA, and is a fledgling, efficient nation, notable for its Clean Oceans, Capitalist Economy, and High Fishing Industry . The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.7 million live in a country that values equal rights for all citizens, and works on building there high economy.
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Arpasia
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Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:15 am

Monkey #9917 climbed up a bookshelf in search of bananas, while he doesn't know that there are none stored up there, and #9917's weight caused said bookshelf to tip over, consequently crushing the helpless #9917 to death.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

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Meadowfields
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Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Thu Jul 14, 2022 7:54 am

Monkey 9916 was exploring a cave when he fell inside a pit and died from the fall.
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist

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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 681
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:40 am

Monkey 9915 Was Hit and run by a MOAB and died in the Hospital.
CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have been sleeping since smoking too much grass 2 years ago

CBC N5 Weekly News: VSE reconstruction to finally start in December of 2024 - Man destroys Mimas-like structure near Saturn - Splatoon 2 breaks pre-sale ticket records held by Spider-Man NWH - Construction accident in Dubai kills 7 workers, strike continues
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
I'm an ally. for cislandia

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Coliantia
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Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:44 am

Monkey 9914 was the person that killed Hitler.
Republic of Coliantia
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Kirmizistan
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Posts: 75
Founded: Nov 21, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Kirmizistan » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:47 am

monkey 9913 couldn't take it anymore and surrendered itself to the cold ocean

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Junatia
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Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Junatia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:51 am

Monkey 9912 was [REDACTED] by the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] when he said that [REDACTED] was his favorite [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] for [REDACTED]
rlw dam pmbemmr zaol f, s mlnabjog dyjvlrd eezws
News: Vegans kept protesting so i supported equality by legalizing cannibalism #EqualityForEverybody
All Policies except Military Conscription, No Prison are canon
pronounce: d͡ʒuːneɪʃɑ
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Coliantia
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Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:55 am

Monkey 9911 had a stroke after seeing so many redacted's from Monkey 9912.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
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Fourth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 133
Founded: Jul 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Fourth Jellian Republic » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:56 am

Monkey 9910 suffered from temporal dis-phasia
Not my first account (approx +2000000000000000000000000000000000000 to posts)
Stats don’t necessarily reflect real views, just messing around with those

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The Embassy 3
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Posts: 45
Founded: Jul 08, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Embassy 3 » Thu Jul 14, 2022 11:02 am

Monkey 9909 was mutilated by a pack of feral balloons
Build your embassy with The Embassy 3!

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Junatia
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Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Junatia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 11:18 am

Monkey 9908 decided it was "Evolution Time" and was found by the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron. He was not ready yet
rlw dam pmbemmr zaol f, s mlnabjog dyjvlrd eezws
News: Vegans kept protesting so i supported equality by legalizing cannibalism #EqualityForEverybody
All Policies except Military Conscription, No Prison are canon
pronounce: d͡ʒuːneɪʃɑ
Junatia mostly represents my rl views

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Meadowfields
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Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Thu Jul 14, 2022 11:29 am

Monkey 9907 mysteriously committed suicide after writing a report on corruption.
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist

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The Ice States
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Founded: Jun 23, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Ice States » Thu Jul 14, 2022 12:47 pm

Monkey 9906 tried to walk through fire.
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