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Coliantia
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Postby Coliantia » Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:39 pm

Monkey 9951 watched Vsauce for 8 hours straight and couldn't handle the massive wave of IQ points being transmitted to his brain.
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Khurkhogur
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Postby Khurkhogur » Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:42 pm

Monkey 9950 hung himself with a guitar string
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Washington-Columbia
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Postby Washington-Columbia » Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:59 pm

Monkey 9949 tracked down his friend 9953's killer into Albuquerque and tried killing him, but was run over by an Fern Green 2004 Pontiac Aztek
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Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
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Azurros
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Postby Azurros » Wed Jul 13, 2022 12:01 am

Monkey 9948 tried to outpizza the hut.
Pro tip: Never outpizza the hut. 9948 learned that the hard way.
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Oh, and I guess you can make up anything else about this nation, like geography and such, based on your own imagination. I don't really plan on writing lore on this nation, at least for now.

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Ard al Islam
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Postby Ard al Islam » Wed Jul 13, 2022 12:04 am

Why III and not II?

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Sulsan
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Postby Sulsan » Wed Jul 13, 2022 12:26 am

The Ice States wrote:In the Universe Control Panel™, deities celebrate the end of a challenge to collectively kill all 10000 monkeys populating Monkeyland. After the celebrations, a monkey is spotted returning to Monkeyland. And another one. And another one, and another one, and then it seems that the entire planet is populated with monkeys! Oh dear... A communication from the monkeys shortly after arrives at the Universe Control Panel™.

We know how you are responsible for trying to genocide all of monkeykind. But you could not kill us all. The DNA of one monkey was used by human scientists to reclone all of monkeykind, and we are back, stronger than ever. You cannot destroy us, but we will destroy you.


As panicked deities scurried around the Universe Control Panel™ Office, one unnamed deity suggested "Well, let's put all 10000 to death. But world law states that we cannot kill more than ten monkeys at a time. We need to work collaboratively to destroy all of monkeykind."

And so, the genocide resumes...



Ooc: Don't double post, follow common sense, etc, this is a second version of this thread which ended after a genocide lasting 3 years, 2 months and 14 days.

what is happend

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Arpasia
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Postby Arpasia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 12:29 am

Ignoring the AN, because ehhh..... I don't really like their post that much.


Azurros wrote:Monkey 9948 tried to outpizza the hut.
Pro tip: Never outpizza the hut. 9948 learned that the hard way.

Monkey #9947 was last seen in southern Laos, in the vicinity of the Vietnamese border regions, his last whereabouts remains shrouded in mystery to this day.
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Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
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Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

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Meadowfields
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Postby Meadowfields » Wed Jul 13, 2022 7:47 am

Monkey 9946 was asleep in his home when a leopard broke in and ate him alive.
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The Nihilistic Cthulhu Ducks From Space
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Postby The Nihilistic Cthulhu Ducks From Space » Wed Jul 13, 2022 7:55 am

Monkey 9945 tried to defuse a bomb but forgot that he was colour blind.

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Washington-Columbia
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Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:36 am

Monkey 9944 realized that living in a country where everyone eventually dies in a really bad way and not peacefully is a really bad idea, so he Moves to The United States, singing on the way, "Choosing Places carefully because I'm so smart and I love my life, Yeeahhh!", with 9944 dying 2 weeks later as he was very old when he Moved to the US.
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SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
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Kanaka Maol
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Postby Kanaka Maol » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:37 am

Monkey 9943 ceased to exist from reality itself
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Coliantia
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Postby Coliantia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:38 am

Monkey 9942 spent too much time on Forum 7 and died from "no-life-disease".
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The Earthian States
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Postby The Earthian States » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:42 am

Monkey 9941 went "aight imma head out" and went to a different universe to avoid death
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Meadowfields
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Postby Meadowfields » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:43 am

Monkey 9940 went under an accident during their cloning process, and eventually died from their injuries.
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The Front Range
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Postby The Front Range » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:54 am

Monkey 9939 died of cring1!111!!1!!!
A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

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Coliantia
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Postby Coliantia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:54 am

Monkey 9938 was a glass-wearing French who time-travelled to Pol Pot's Cambodia.
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Kaskalma
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:58 am

Monkey 9937 breathed too hard.

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The Ice States
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Postby The Ice States » Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:38 pm

Ard al Islam wrote:Why III and not II?

Ooc: The OP of the old thread says that it was played before.


Monkey 9936 fell from a tree.
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Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 3:17 pm

Monkey 9935 was walking in a forest while 9936 who fell off a tree dropped a knife which landed on 9935's head.
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CBC N5 Weekly News: VSE reconstruction to finally start in December of 2024 - Man destroys Mimas-like structure near Saturn - Splatoon 2 breaks pre-sale ticket records held by Spider-Man NWH - Construction accident in Dubai kills 7 workers, strike continues
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
I'm an ally. for cislandia

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Postby Meadowfields » Wed Jul 13, 2022 3:25 pm

Monkey 9934 was pushed into an extremely deep pool of water and drowned
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 13, 2022 3:47 pm

Monkey 9933 crossed paths with The Godfather.

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Coliantia
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Postby Coliantia » Wed Jul 13, 2022 4:23 pm

Monkey 9932 slept first during a sleepover (rookie mistake)
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Postby Fidimouni » Wed Jul 13, 2022 4:26 pm

Monkey 9931 touched grass after spending more then 5 minutes on Philosophy Twitter.
For peace, social solidarity, and democracy in our time. He/Him. Famed unibrow haver.
Call me Fiddle if you want. It's a cool name I think.

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That..that's about it."

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Postby Meadowfields » Wed Jul 13, 2022 4:28 pm

Monkey 9930 was reminded of how Monkey 9952 got killed and died from brain damage.
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Postby The Ice States » Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:20 pm

Monkey 9929 got kidnapped by pirates and got forced to walk the plank.
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