10000 Monkey Genocide III

[Coliantia]

Monkey 9951 watched Vsauce for 8 hours straight and couldn't handle the massive wave of IQ points being transmitted to his brain.

[Khurkhogur]

Monkey 9950 hung himself with a guitar string

[Washington-Columbia]

Monkey 9949 tracked down his friend 9953's killer into Albuquerque and tried killing him, but was run over by an Fern Green 2004 Pontiac Aztek

[Azurros]

Monkey 9948 tried to outpizza the hut.
Pro tip: Never outpizza the hut. 9948 learned that the hard way.

[Ard al Islam]

Why III and not II?

[Sulsan]

In the Universe Control Panel™, deities celebrate the end of a challenge to collectively kill all 10000 monkeys populating Monkeyland. After the celebrations, a monkey is spotted returning to Monkeyland. And another one. And another one, and another one, and then it seems that the entire planet is populated with monkeys! Oh dear... A communication from the monkeys shortly after arrives at the Universe Control Panel™.

We know how you are responsible for trying to genocide all of monkeykind. But you could not kill us all. The DNA of one monkey was used by human scientists to reclone all of monkeykind, and we are back, stronger than ever. You cannot destroy us, but we will destroy you.

As panicked deities scurried around the Universe Control Panel™ Office, one unnamed deity suggested "Well, let's put all 10000 to death. But world law states that we cannot kill more than ten monkeys at a time. We need to work collaboratively to destroy all of monkeykind."

And so, the genocide resumes...

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Ooc: Don't double post, follow common sense, etc, this is a second version of this thread which ended after a genocide lasting 3 years, 2 months and 14 days.

what is happend

[Arpasia]

Ignoring the AN, because ehhh..... I don't really like their post that much.

Monkey 9948 tried to outpizza the hut.
Pro tip: Never outpizza the hut. 9948 learned that the hard way.

Monkey #9947 was last seen in southern Laos, in the vicinity of the Vietnamese border regions, his last whereabouts remains shrouded in mystery to this day.

[Meadowfields]

Monkey 9946 was asleep in his home when a leopard broke in and ate him alive.

[The Nihilistic Cthulhu Ducks From Space]

Monkey 9945 tried to defuse a bomb but forgot that he was colour blind.

[Washington-Columbia]

Monkey 9944 realized that living in a country where everyone eventually dies in a really bad way and not peacefully is a really bad idea, so he Moves to The United States, singing on the way, "Choosing Places carefully because I'm so smart and I love my life, Yeeahhh!", with 9944 dying 2 weeks later as he was very old when he Moved to the US.

[Kanaka Maol]

Monkey 9943 ceased to exist from reality itself

[Coliantia]

Monkey 9942 spent too much time on Forum 7 and died from "no-life-disease".

[The Earthian States]

Monkey 9941 went "aight imma head out" and went to a different universe to avoid death

[Meadowfields]

Monkey 9940 went under an accident during their cloning process, and eventually died from their injuries.

[The Front Range]

Monkey 9939 died of cring1!111!!1!!!

[Coliantia]

Monkey 9938 was a glass-wearing French who time-travelled to Pol Pot's Cambodia.

[Kaskalma]

Monkey 9937 breathed too hard.

[The Ice States]

Why III and not II?

Ooc: The OP of the old thread says that it was played before.

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Monkey 9936 fell from a tree.

[Washington-Columbia]

Monkey 9935 was walking in a forest while 9936 who fell off a tree dropped a knife which landed on 9935's head.

[Meadowfields]

Monkey 9934 was pushed into an extremely deep pool of water and drowned

[Kaskalma]

Monkey 9933 crossed paths with The Godfather.

[Coliantia]

Monkey 9932 slept first during a sleepover (rookie mistake)

[Fidimouni]

Monkey 9931 touched grass after spending more then 5 minutes on Philosophy Twitter.

[Meadowfields]

Monkey 9930 was reminded of how Monkey 9952 got killed and died from brain damage.

[The Ice States]

Monkey 9929 got kidnapped by pirates and got forced to walk the plank.