10000 Monkey Genocide III

[Experina]

Monkey 3079 got tired of monkeys dying in the most random ways.

And lived a peaceful and long life and died at the age of 82.

[Fishelle]

Monkey 3078 linked two track ties together with chain drive tracks, and then rode on it with a minecart.

[Commonu]

Monkey 3077 walked to the shops and saw an ice cream van, so he joined the MBI and went off around different timelines to try and save every monkey, he almost succeeded but as he had 1000 of the monkeys, his time pod was broken so he had to start a new empire before lending his teachings to Monkey 1. As he grew older, he knew he couldn't do anything to escape death, so he jumped off a cliff into the Backrolms.

[Ostrovskiy]

Monkey 3076 ended world evil but unfortunately after creating the portal to drag evil into, they fell into it themselves, and world evil was never destroyed.

[Skorpiie]

Monkey 3075 was found by the GOC as an anomaly.

[Greater Cetus]

Monkey 3074 was caught by Immune killer T Cells

[The Toll]

3073 fell into the backrooms. He ended up right next to 3344, but 3077 falls from the sky, landing on 3073 and killing them both. Mortified, 3344 runs away crying, for his only hope of a friend was killed right in front of him.

[Beliras]

#3344 then fucking evaporates IN THE BACKROOMS.

#3072 went to Belarus and died immediately.

[Nomayuki]

#3071 was the lone monkey in the other rail of the trolley problem.

[Experina]

Monkey 3070 became an AI in Character.ai, and he technically does not live anymore so that's another ape off the list.

[Sherpus]

#3069 spontaneously combusted.

[Concord Haven]

No. 3068 was "disappeared" by them and all traces of his existence erased

[Doslonsu]

Monkey 3067 spontaneously combusted.

[Rylland]

Monkeys #3066 to #3060 died from crowding during Black Friday.

[The Toll]

it turns out 3344 didnt die from the evaporation, he just noclipped into another level.
He is in the poolrooms AGAIN

3059 died from drinking 409 multi purpose cleaner

[Experina]

Monkeys 3058-3050 got spawnkilled.

[Strogamehouf]

File Name: Monkey3049.exe could not be recovered.

[New-Normandy]

Monkey 3048 was shouted off the throat of the world.

[Experina]

Money 3047 accidentally restarted the Panzer IV after a few days worth of sleep, and so the Panzer IV continues the slaughter, running over 3046, 3045 and 3044.

[Strogamehouf]

Monkey 3043 went skydiving in France. He landed on the Eiffel Tower.

[The Toll]

3344 is in level √2

3042 turned into the Model 3042 Genie Garage Door Opener

[Strogamehouf]

Monkey 3041 got crushed by a Model 3042 Genie Garage Door Opener that fell off of his garage's ceiling.

[Satreburg 2]

Monkey 3040 died by forgetting he was alive.

[Ter Landia]

Monkey 3344 has been voted "Most survivable monkey of the week"

Monkey 3039 was not voted most survivable monkey of the week

And then he had an aneurism and died

[Nagpur and Vishakhapatnam]

Monkey 3038 escaped to China but decided to swim to Japan during a tsunami.