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Solstice Isle
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Posts: 234
Founded: Mar 19, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Solstice Isle » Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:26 am

monkey 5382 died of a knife BORING, so he got revived and died from weebs
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Experina
Envoy
 
Posts: 322
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:55 am

Monkey 5379 took a shot for every time the monkey count got messed up...

It was too much.
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
I'm doing whatever I want and no one can stop me!

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Hiyoko
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hiyoko » Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:50 pm

Monkey 5378 was a poor campesino who shot himself after finding that his nation has begun to 'dollarizing' their economy.
⸸ 歿 ⸸ The All-Valkyries' Government of Hiyoko ⸸ 歿 ⸸
ㅤ◈ㅤOverview ㅤ◈ㅤCultureㅤ◈ㅤ Economyㅤ◈
The aristocratic realm in the clouds, continuing the great acceleration. One dead Imperialist at a time!
'ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏᴛᴛɪᴇʀɪ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴜᴍꜱ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ, ᴡᴀʀʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪᴄʜᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ'


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Jorsania
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Posts: 51
Founded: Aug 11, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Jorsania » Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:51 am

Monkeys 5376-5366 fought a bear. They all died except one, that same one then went on to die from a train
Its never a warcrime the first time
Jesse we need to drop a BLU-117 Jdam on the Gaza-strip
MY NATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DENMARK OR NORDIC COUNTRIES >:(
Tier 6 tech/Level 0 Arcane/Type 5.9 Influence according to this index
Ignore my Autocracy Policy. It was an accident :(
Jorsania was here

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Matamorosia
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Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:56 am

Monkey 5365 exploded out of randomness, which triggered a chain reaction where monkey 5364 stumbled back and got crushed by an anvil which fell off a cliff and also killed 5363, standing above a button which is triggered to a spike trap monkey 5362 was on, which let off a boulder crushing monkeys 5361-5359, and then crashed into the house of Monkey 5358’s family where him and monkeys 5357 and 5356 were in.
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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:19 pm

Monkey 5355 is no longer alive, for he tripped and fell right down a well and then he went down straight to Hell.
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Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.
NS Stats are used.

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New Heldervinia
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Posts: 1075
Founded: Mar 20, 2024
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Heldervinia » Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:34 pm

Monkey 5354 was smitten by the Gods, before the immortals claimed monkeys 5353-5345 with flame, suffocation, and worst.

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Addy and Arielle
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Posts: 41
Founded: May 18, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Addy and Arielle » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:34 pm

Monkey 5344 tumbled off a branch and rolled towards and killed monkeys 5343 - 5330. He then shortly proceeded to fall off the branch, killing himself, Monkey 5329 and Monkey 5328.
Man my Koem Kab kard won't be saved so now I'm sad the card ds.
Cloudfare has been caught up in so many DDOS attacks that some people who aren't DDOSers have been getting banned lately.

NS Stats and Policies (except for emigration and inetrnational artwork) have been squished to death in a Trash Compactor.
More than 75% of all Caravans in FG belong to Addy and Arielle.

Many people in Addy and Arielle have failed educations and have dropped out of college.

Addy and Arielle is the most atheist nation with a national religion in FG.

One out of 7 people in Addy and Arielle go bungee jumping every week.

Females outnumber men greatly.

You are more likely to be in the third class section than both the middle and the first class section combined.

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Godular
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Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:45 pm

Monkeys 5334-5328 are restored to life by the thread rules, but had the poor fortune of returning to life at the annual Zombie Apocalypse Preppers’ Association Rifle Shooting Competition.

The monkeys’ return was not… handled charitably.
Now the moderation team really IS Godmoding.
Step 1: One-Stop Rules Shop. Step 2: ctrl+f. Step 3: Type in what you saw in modbox. Step 4: Don't do it again.
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Wochaystein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 507
Founded: May 06, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:59 pm

Monkey 5327 survived the ordeal, but was taken captive and experimented on by a mad scientist.
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The Cities of the Holy Empire of Wochaystein
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Experina
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Posts: 322
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:29 pm

Monkey 5326 decided to spam in the database problems thread and got DEAT'd
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
I'm doing whatever I want and no one can stop me!

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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 195
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Sat Apr 20, 2024 8:40 am

M5325: Thou liest, thou shag-hair'd villain!
USABall: What, you egg!?
*stabbing sounds*
USABall: Young fry of treachery!
M5325: He hath kill'd me, 5324. Run away, I pray you!
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Saint Freya
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Posts: 6
Founded: Mar 15, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Saint Freya » Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:58 pm

Monkey 5324 while running for his life was gunned down in a drive-by shooting.
SAINT FREYAвятая Фрейя ♦♢ Another lad's truth is another lad's myth! ♢♦
The land of the truly free, where money is tangible, and where liberty isn't a bloody cudgel used to justify forever wars or absurd crime rates.
  • An unusual compact of gun-runners and agro-industrialists topples an incompetent emperor hellbent on so-called "collective punishment" against native peoples for daring to resist top-down "liberalization and rampant rent-seeking", hence paving the path for an anti-elitist confederation at peace with its local traditions and favoring domestic production whenever fiscally possible.

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Experina
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Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:58 pm

Monkey 5323 decided to host a party.

M5323: How is it?
M5322: I'm scared..
M5323: How are you scared?
M5322: The crazy Monkey..

Monkey 2763 saw the party, and pulled out an entire rpg and launched an rocket and destroyed the party, killing
5323-5313.
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
I'm doing whatever I want and no one can stop me!

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New Crywyzyxycynya
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 12, 2024
Tyranny by Majority

Postby New Crywyzyxycynya » Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:35 pm

Monkey 5312 died of old age.
Last edited by New Crywyzyxycynya on Tue Apr 23, 2024 1:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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New WhateverThatNameIs
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New Crizcroscrashchinga
New Crucificationa
New Crfin or New C
Nouvelle Croisquessein
NS stats are canon except for population.

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Opressiani
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: May 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Opressiani » Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:31 am

Monkey 5311 fell from a high place.
Opressiani is gloriously issue free. Always.

Doing things outside F7 since May 14th, 2024
Will I ever write a factbook? Sooner or later™. I have a whole headcanon, just too lazy to write it out... :P
My irl political opinion changes depending on who I'm trolling. None of you are safe. /j
NS Stats given a nice massage and some champagne (they're canon since no factbooks)
Quote museum:
Meslokia wrote:
New American Union State wrote:Mhmm sure

I'm going to sell you online
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:I was phone:

>Be me
>Sit at table eating a jelo
>Phone ring
>"Hello"
>"Hello Jon Lenon is kil"

>"No"
Jorsania wrote:Granted! The fog has c*mmed

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Taiqar
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Posts: 47
Founded: Apr 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Taiqar » Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:33 am

Monkey 5310 turned into a pea and got squished
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Remember Nanjing, 1937.

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I'm gay if you couldn't tell already :3

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Rally Vincent
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 16, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Rally Vincent » Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:52 pm

Monkey 5309 was killed in a shootout with the cops

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Muffinalius
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Muffinalius » Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:12 pm

Monkey 5308 discovered that a nuclear testing facility and a playground aren't very similar at all.

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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 195
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:19 pm

Monkey #5307 rang a church bell...
with his own BARE hands and NO ear protection.
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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National Security Forces
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 24, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby National Security Forces » Fri Apr 26, 2024 9:33 pm

Monkey 5306 was instantly vaporized by multiple NATO airstrikes hitting his position all at once

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Opressiani
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: May 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Opressiani » Tue Apr 30, 2024 12:00 pm

Monkey 5305 listened to the Arctic Monkeys and froze to death as a result.
Opressiani is gloriously issue free. Always.

Doing things outside F7 since May 14th, 2024
Will I ever write a factbook? Sooner or later™. I have a whole headcanon, just too lazy to write it out... :P
My irl political opinion changes depending on who I'm trolling. None of you are safe. /j
NS Stats given a nice massage and some champagne (they're canon since no factbooks)
Quote museum:
Meslokia wrote:
New American Union State wrote:Mhmm sure

I'm going to sell you online
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:I was phone:

>Be me
>Sit at table eating a jelo
>Phone ring
>"Hello"
>"Hello Jon Lenon is kil"

>"No"
Jorsania wrote:Granted! The fog has c*mmed

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Strogamehouf
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 18, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Strogamehouf » Tue Apr 30, 2024 12:14 pm

Monkey 5304 watched Megamind 2.

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Experina
Envoy
 
Posts: 322
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Tue Apr 30, 2024 12:15 pm

Monkey 5303 watched Velma and jumped off a cliff.
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
I'm doing whatever I want and no one can stop me!

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Trepave
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 04, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Trepave » Tue Apr 30, 2024 12:16 pm

Monkey 5302 breathed too hard
does something really cool

:3

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.---.
"Maybe then I could begin to feel like
They could keep up with the semi-automatic
Static that's keeping me up
It drives me forward every moment
Makes sure I don't stop too long to
Smell the flowers
I been here too long I might
Burn up and explode"
PRESSURE BOMB 3?!?! - Jharia
Bi, Male, He/Him
"School Computer" Account of Gaila (i have the password on my home comp now)
This nation does NOT reflect my beliefs, I just wanted to make an evil nation for fun :3
Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
unironic Browns fan
F7 addict
Will work my overview “soon”
might start using þ
NS Stats and Policies has good healthcare

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