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Regional Defenders of Uscaria
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 01, 2022
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Postby Regional Defenders of Uscaria » Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:27 pm

Monkey 9976 gets burned alive for committing witchcraft
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Kors
Envoy
 
Posts: 287
Founded: Dec 02, 2020
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Postby Kors » Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:31 pm

Monkey 9975 supported Minions: The rise of Gru
Hello. I'm Kors. Welcome to my sig.It's a normal sig, a completely ordinary sig, an indifferent sig. You won't find anything different in this sig. MY LEADER AND MILITARY ARE IN MY OVERVIEW FACTBOOK!!!!!!!
If any post is written about you, unless it is not relating to you or of very low effort, you do NOT have the right to /stillme anybody. This is ridiculous.
news
Planned obsolescence banned in Kors : Several unknown satellites crash land into highest mountain in Iceland : Korsian welfare programs cut spending by 50% : Terrorist attacks on the Korsian governmental building result in the enaction of the emergency measures act : Carbon monoxide threat in southern Kors due to wildfires : Giant potato rolls off and chases farmer off mountain into the city, crushing and mortally injuring 3
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Azurros
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
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Postby Azurros » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:14 pm

Monkey 9974 dies in a mining accident in Guyana
All NS Stats are canon.

Oh, and I guess you can make up anything else about this nation, like geography and such, based on your own imagination. I don't really plan on writing lore on this nation, at least for now.
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Sweitchland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: May 04, 2021
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Postby Sweitchland » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:17 pm

Monkey 9973 was cannibalized by monkey 9972
Sweitchland is a nation based on the Texan Coast with a superior hold on global economics and shit tons of everything, like enemies. Our timeline is set in the 2020s doomsday. We have average civil rights, large technological advancements, above-average economy, military supremacy, and an actual competent government.
everyone in the TET forum, Azurros, Meadowfields, NSAR


Quote of the Week: I’m back and you probably didn’t notice 8)
Great Russian War of 2022: The 5th Army Group has captured Mexicali and is moving to secure Baja California until they reach Cabo.
National Anthem: HOI4 Main Theme
2.80 USD = 1 Sweitchan' Baht
NS stats executed by 106mm Recoilless Rifle, don’t ask why
a very rare Thai-American
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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
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Postby Coliantia » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:18 pm

Monkey 9972 died of food poisoning after eating Monkey 9973.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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Vavlar
Diplomat
 
Posts: 545
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
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Postby Vavlar » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:20 pm

Monkey 9971 was devoured by Vavlar.
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Criminalio
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Posts: 16
Founded: Jun 30, 2022
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Postby Criminalio » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:24 pm

Monkey 9970 is an Anarcho-Monarchist-Primitivist National Bolshevik.
Last edited by Criminalio on Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Criminalio NOW! - Beach Rodriguez reopens for the first time since its closure during the Criminali Civil War
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Coliantia
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Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
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Postby Coliantia » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:28 pm

Monkey 9969 was swallowed whole by a whale in the middle of Wyoming.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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The Abkhaz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
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Postby The Abkhaz » Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:14 am

Monkey 9968 morbed himself to death
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Alfenia
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 20, 2022
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Postby Alfenia » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:37 am

Monkey 9967 was crushed by Monkey 9966's house.
Just a new user, nothing special.
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Northern Seleucia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5326
Founded: Aug 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Northern Seleucia » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:40 am

Monkey 9,966 never existed. Monkey 9,965 has always been. 9,966 will be scratched off the records of Big Brother.
The United States of America
"That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth."
American Imperialist - Evangelical Christian
Слава Україні! - Stand with Israel
Overview | Encyclopedia Americana | The World | About Me| My Inspiration in Two Videos
National News: Enraged Enfield Cow Injures Farmer with Ax | Defendant Who Plead Innocent Has Rage Episode During Trial; Kills Prosecutor Accusing Him of Aggravated Homicide | Hurricane Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Found Dead | Hidden Burglar Discovered after Husband Tells Jokes; Hears Laughter Upstairs
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Socialist States of Ludistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1044
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:43 am

Monkey 9,965 died of cringe after seeing the 1984 reference
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig again: but already was it impossible to say which was which.”
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The Cocon Reservation
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Jul 07, 2022
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Postby The Cocon Reservation » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:45 am

Monkeys 9964-1 vanished from the earth. The universe quickly realized it’s mistake and scrambled to fix it, but in the ensuing chaos Monkey 9964 was forgotten.
Minister of Diplomatic Affairs for Miskhartia.

Ifreann wrote:Best of luck to the English on throwing off the yoke of the English.
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Communist Beijing Must be China
Envoy
 
Posts: 292
Founded: May 16, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:49 am

Monkey 9963 died. It just died.
Communist Beijing Must be China
puppet of Tranquilizer-O7

current speaker of Vibonia, former vice president of Vibonia, sr rper
FOCUS w
roblox speedrunner, i mainly sift on discord now
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Nova Universo
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 01, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nova Universo » Mon Jul 11, 2022 8:40 am

Monkey 9962 dies of a heart attack when they saw their relatives being grabbed and caught by sailors working under Zheng He.
Free City of Nova Universo: an international city in Otter Island on the southern Atlantic Ocean.
Union of Nova Universo: a supranational union of ten polities in Earth, Heimat and the Universe.
Avisa:
Courier:
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Meadowfields
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Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
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Postby Meadowfields » Mon Jul 11, 2022 8:56 am

Monkey 9961 was brutally decapitated by a drug cartel while traveling through Mexico.
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
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Postby Coliantia » Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:13 am

Monkey 9960 participated in Operation Barbarossa and was shot by a Soviet soldier in the head.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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The Ice States
GA Secretariat
 
Posts: 2883
Founded: Jun 23, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Ice States » Mon Jul 11, 2022 1:45 pm

An open lunchbox was in the road, and spotted by Monkey 9959. The ape ate the food in the lunchbox, before its owner noticed and shot the monkey for eating his lunch.
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The Rokelands
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jun 21, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Rokelands » Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:50 pm

Monkey 9958 went on Twitter.com and died of high toxicity exposure.
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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
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Postby Meadowfields » Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:06 pm

Monkey 9957 bit his hand off and then violently crashed his head into a tree
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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The Front Range
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Posts: 248
Founded: May 13, 2022
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Postby The Front Range » Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:08 pm

Monkey 9956 died from sepsis after eating his entire hand while imitating the behavior of the former Monkey 9957
A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing
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Coliantia
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Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
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Postby Coliantia » Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:13 pm

Monkey 9955 stayed in Bulgaria for 2 hours.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url
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The Rokelands
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jun 21, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Rokelands » Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:16 pm

Monkey 9954 was sent to Brazil.
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Washington-Columbia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 675
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:20 pm

Monkey 9953 was hit by a riggity roo ahh dad with a steering wheel and died.
CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have been sleeping since smoking too much grass

CBC N5 Weekly News: Car chase involving terrorists after lawyer Julian Francisco in Apollo, all terrorists dead - Man kills Vegeta 3rd time this week - Worker strike in Dubai begins - Chinese Military Base in Sichuan raided, no casualty or changes reported - kratos messi
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
STRAIGHT CIS ALLY
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Fidimouni
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: May 30, 2022
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Postby Fidimouni » Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:23 pm

Monkey 9952 was blown into smithereens when he decided to piss on a powerline.
For peace, social solidarity, and democracy in our time. He/Him. Famed unibrow haver.
Call me Fiddle if you want. It's a cool name I think.

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That..that's about it."
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