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Fourth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 133
Founded: Jul 13, 2022
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Postby Fourth Jellian Republic » Thu Jul 14, 2022 12:50 pm

Monkey 9905 followed monkey 9906, miraculously survived, then was hit by a bus
Not my first account (approx +2000000000000000000000000000000000000 to posts)
Stats don’t necessarily reflect real views, just messing around with those

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Regional Defenders of Uscaria
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 01, 2022
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Postby Regional Defenders of Uscaria » Thu Jul 14, 2022 12:59 pm

Monkey 9904 was attacked by multiple blimps

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Meadowfields
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Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:30 pm

Monkey 9903 fell down a balcony and was impaled by a rebar.
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist

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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
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Postby Coliantia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:32 pm

Monkey 9902 learned about the Fall of Constantinople (1453).
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url

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Kanaka Maol
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Posts: 216
Founded: Jul 09, 2022
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Postby Kanaka Maol » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:33 pm

Before monkey 9902 died, monkey 9901 asked what he was sad about, and monkey 9902 told him, before 9902 and 9901 both died of sadness
The Kingdom of Kanaka Maol, commonly referred to as Hawaii, is a member and founder of The Pacific Alliance or TPA, and is a fledgling, efficient nation, notable for its Clean Oceans, Capitalist Economy, and High Fishing Industry . The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.7 million live in a country that values equal rights for all citizens, and works on building there high economy.
Join The Kanaka Maolian Embassy Today!
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=521415

Join the Pacific Alliance Today! Signups Here! https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=520811

Join the International Eco Treaty Today!
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=522314

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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 681
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:07 pm

Monkey 9900 was so happy to be 9900 that he slipped on a chip bag and tumbled off a 5 Mile Tall Mountain.
CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have been sleeping since smoking too much grass 2 years ago

CBC N5 Weekly News: VSE reconstruction to finally start in December of 2024 - Man destroys Mimas-like structure near Saturn - Splatoon 2 breaks pre-sale ticket records held by Spider-Man NWH - Construction accident in Dubai kills 7 workers, strike continues
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
I'm an ally. for cislandia

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Meadowfields
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Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
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Postby Meadowfields » Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:03 pm

Monkey 9899 wailed that he was one away from being 9900 and committed suicide via seppuku.
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist

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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
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Postby Coliantia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:36 pm

Monkey 9898 ate a bit too much barbecue boneless wings.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url

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Regional Defenders of Uscaria
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 01, 2022
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Postby Regional Defenders of Uscaria » Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:05 pm

Monkey 9897 was a japanese pilot in an Yokosuka MXY-7 Ohka

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ImperialRussia
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Posts: 1047
Founded: May 16, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ImperialRussia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:09 pm

Monkey 9896 was mauled by a Grizzly Bear lib from lib torn to shreds with his guts spewing out of the monkey stomach

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Jewish Underground State
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Posts: 922
Founded: Apr 08, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jewish Underground State » Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:43 pm

Monkey 9895 saw a photo of SCP-096's face. He then heard screaming in the distance...He hasn't been seen again.
My new main is Jewish Partisan Division

The beliefs posted by this nation don't reflect my current views.

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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 681
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:52 pm

Monkey 9894 went to a sent con on roblox and died from stage 4 brain cancer.
CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have been sleeping since smoking too much grass 2 years ago

CBC N5 Weekly News: VSE reconstruction to finally start in December of 2024 - Man destroys Mimas-like structure near Saturn - Splatoon 2 breaks pre-sale ticket records held by Spider-Man NWH - Construction accident in Dubai kills 7 workers, strike continues
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
I'm an ally. for cislandia

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Octahedralia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Octahedralia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:12 pm

Monkey 9893's bed was destroyed (they didn't respawn)
you may now access
THE OCTAHEDRON

NS Stats have been found dead in Miami

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Sweitchland
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Posts: 107
Founded: May 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweitchland » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:14 pm

Monkey 9892 tried to use a bed while in the Nether
Sweitchland is a nation based on the Texan Coast with a superior hold on global economics and shit tons of everything, like enemies. Our timeline is set in the 2020s doomsday. We have average civil rights, large technological advancements, above-average economy, military supremacy, and an actual competent government.
everyone in the TET forum, Azurros, Meadowfields, NSAR


Quote of the Week: I’m back and you probably didn’t notice 8)
Great Russian War of 2022: The 5th Army Group has captured Mexicali and is moving to secure Baja California until they reach Cabo.
National Anthem: HOI4 Main Theme
2.80 USD = 1 Sweitchan' Baht
NS stats executed by 106mm Recoilless Rifle, don’t ask why
a very rare Thai-American

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Coliantia
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Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:17 pm

Monkey 9891 got no bitches
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url

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Louisianan
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Posts: 5843
Founded: Mar 21, 2020
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Postby Louisianan » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:46 pm

MONKEY 9890 got a bitch but she shanked him

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Kaskalma
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Posts: 188
Founded: Jul 03, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kaskalma » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:54 pm

Monkey 9889 fell from a high place.

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The Earthian States
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 12, 2022
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Postby The Earthian States » Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:46 am

Monkey 9888 got ambushed by confused Bloons

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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
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Postby Arpasia » Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:50 am

Monkey #9887 kept listening to the same song he loved over and over again, in an undetermined loop, this in turn caused #9887 to go insane and deliberately fall to his death.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Fourth Jellian Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 133
Founded: Jul 13, 2022
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Postby Fourth Jellian Republic » Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:45 am

Monkey 9886 learned all the languages in the world, and was infected by aliens during first contact
Not my first account (approx +2000000000000000000000000000000000000 to posts)
Stats don’t necessarily reflect real views, just messing around with those

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Meadowfields
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Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
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Postby Meadowfields » Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:55 am

Monkey 9985 was possessed by Pazuzu.
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist

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Kaskalma
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Posts: 188
Founded: Jul 03, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kaskalma » Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:57 am

Monkey 9984 walked through south Chicago at 1:00 AM.

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Kanaka Maol
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Posts: 216
Founded: Jul 09, 2022
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Postby Kanaka Maol » Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:57 am

Monkey 9984 moved to Hawaii, and live the rest of his life there, until he became 97 and died of old age, he lived a good life… :(
The Kingdom of Kanaka Maol, commonly referred to as Hawaii, is a member and founder of The Pacific Alliance or TPA, and is a fledgling, efficient nation, notable for its Clean Oceans, Capitalist Economy, and High Fishing Industry . The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.7 million live in a country that values equal rights for all citizens, and works on building there high economy.
Join The Kanaka Maolian Embassy Today!
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=521415

Join the Pacific Alliance Today! Signups Here! https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=520811

Join the International Eco Treaty Today!
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=522314

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Washington-Columbia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 681
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:28 am

Monkey 9883 slowed down in East Cleveland
Last edited by Washington-Columbia on Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:28 am, edited 1 time in total.
CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have been sleeping since smoking too much grass 2 years ago

CBC N5 Weekly News: VSE reconstruction to finally start in December of 2024 - Man destroys Mimas-like structure near Saturn - Splatoon 2 breaks pre-sale ticket records held by Spider-Man NWH - Construction accident in Dubai kills 7 workers, strike continues
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
I'm an ally. for cislandia

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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Coliantia » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:32 am

Kaskalma wrote:Monkey 9984 walked through south Chicago at 1:00 AM.

Kanaka Maol wrote:Monkey 9984 moved to Hawaii, and live the rest of his life there, until he became 97 and died of old age, he lived a good life… :(

Wait there are two 9984's

/skipme
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1733240]No one asked but here's some stuff about me[/url

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