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Elvatoes
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Posts: 85
Founded: Jul 13, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Elvatoes » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:16 pm

Aegeonia wrote:In a Gunshop

YOU FORGOT TO ASK A QUESTION!! (i’ll do it for you)

Who is walter white?
i never drink and drive cuz i might spill my drink, i failed the breathalyser so they took me to the clink

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Junatia
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Posts: 88
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Junatia » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:20 pm

Your mother

what are your opinions on free water for everyone
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rlw dam pmbemmr zaol f, s mlnabjog dyjvlrd eezws
News: Vegans kept protesting so i supported equality by legalizing cannibalism #EqualityForEverybody
All Policies except Military Conscription, No Prison are canon
pronounce: d͡ʒuːneɪʃɑ
Junatia mostly represents my rl views

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Undemocacy
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Posts: 342
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Undemocacy » Tue Jun 21, 2022 8:14 pm

That it seems quite extreme



what's the colour of the sky?
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Member of the IUN and CIS IC
Past Tech, Modern Tech, Post Modern tech. Yeah the history was weird, also maybe fantasy tech according to Sebrenskiya who said etrouts are FanT.
Update: I ended up outlasting Sebrenskiya which means the Etrout are PMT again!
Tier: 10
Type: 9 (though I don't control all of my home planet)
Class: 0.6666666
According to this index:

I used to use NS stats, but then I read them and I don't anymore.
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[pre]this is how all those people do compact news things, pretty neat I think[/pre]

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Karazicu
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Posts: 206
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:10 pm

Red.

What's something you ought to bring to school?
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ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
14:26:12
"Με Εργατη, Αγροτη, και πρωτο τον Στρατιωτη."
 ΚΕΡ:  Αντιμετωπιζουμε τεχνικες δυσκολιες. Παρακαλω αναμεινατε...

Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island, its military & police took over in a junta, making a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: jc3 reference

new lore and it's just a bunch of blue flowers
tgs open

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Diamentium
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Posts: 19
Founded: Mar 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Diamentium » Tue Jun 21, 2022 10:37 pm

Milkor MGL Grenade Laucher

Is 2 robux enough to buy your entire family?
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Transhumanist Pyromaniac with Chocolate Addiction and Fear of Bugst

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Elvatoes
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Posts: 85
Founded: Jul 13, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Elvatoes » Wed Jun 22, 2022 11:31 am

enough


does farming cause brain damage?
i never drink and drive cuz i might spill my drink, i failed the breathalyser so they took me to the clink

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Carjack
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 08, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Carjack » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:27 pm

To some capacity, probably, but overall, it likely has a minute impact. Not that I'm an expert in this or anything.
What should I do if my country is a totalitarian dictatorship with no democracy whatsoever?
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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 1830
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:52 pm

imagine having a parliament in your country


where did you kidnap her?
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also known as pacific shores
author of sc #434
professional slab worshipper
lieutenant of the south pacific special forces
2023 ananke award co-winner
Rosartemis wrote:DOWN WITH UEPU THOSE DAMNED RAIDERS!

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Azurros
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Azurros » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:56 pm

at the corner store

What is your favorite condiment to eat a salad with?
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All NS Stats are canon.

Oh, and I guess you can make up anything else about this nation, like geography and such, based on your own imagination. I don't really plan on writing lore on this nation, at least for now.

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Karazicu
Envoy
 
Posts: 206
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:18 pm

Br*nze.

What kind of car do you like to drive to your workplace?
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ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
14:26:12
"Με Εργατη, Αγροτη, και πρωτο τον Στρατιωτη."
 ΚΕΡ:  Αντιμετωπιζουμε τεχνικες δυσκολιες. Παρακαλω αναμεινατε...

Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island, its military & police took over in a junta, making a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: jc3 reference

new lore and it's just a bunch of blue flowers
tgs open

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New San Andreas Republic
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Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:21 pm

I don't know, probably an M4 Sherman.




What is the best animal to sell into sexual slavery on the Dark Web, speaking of course from personal experience you yourself have?
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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program

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Aumbura
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 370
Founded: Mar 29, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Aumbura » Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:24 pm

A dog.

What are you romantically attracted to?
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The Democratic Workers' Republic of Aumbura
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Unity on the Basis of Humanity
Via Fischer News Network: New Law Mandates the Elderly to Retake Driver's Test - New Public Housing Units to be Built in Fischer's West End - Thomas Karplenko Announces Candidacy for President - President Friece Slams New Ugandan Anti-LGBT Laws - Aumbura's 3rd Largest Coal Depot to be Closed
Official FNN Polling: Do you agree with the prescence of the pride flag at the Presidential Palace?: Yes 83% - No 17%

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Farallon
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Posts: 12
Founded: Oct 25, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Farallon » Sun Jun 26, 2022 7:29 pm

Fish.

What would you name your child, if you had one?
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The Republic of Farallon
Semper Ad Meliora - Always Onward
NS Overview | IIWiki (WIP)
News | Finally back | Weather | hot asf |

I don't use NS Stats except for DF
I play piano, practicing Transcendental Etude No. 10
Your mother's favorite nation

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Kahekordne Union of Spib
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Posts: 134
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Sun Jun 26, 2022 7:33 pm

Stroganoff

Who is the worst smelling
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The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate

Happy Spibean Independence Day!

Silver Banana News - For all your news relating to news! News not included
Vespib publicly announces it's alignment with Palestine and the One State Solution; Isratine | WW2 Operation Wurmbrenner monuments and cemetery completed after 80 years in Nova Lisboa. Tank "Big Tony" stands proudly on the coast | My my it's census o clock!

She/her

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Trivega
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Posts: 53
Founded: May 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Trivega » Sun Jun 26, 2022 8:42 pm

Do you mean a person or nation? Because per capitia is a measure of nations, but who implies a singular person.
What color should plants be?
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Trivegal State Times
"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"

Diplomatic disaster in Dossinia: 13 Triveg tourists detained, have yet to return|Recreational Drug sales hit record low amidst sudden rise in health concerns|New “TrivegAI” artificial intelligence voted worlds nicest AI.|Quantum Physicist sent to mental asylum, claims earth is "only 3 months old"|"Office Experience" attraction shut down after allegations of overworking guests|"Pink menace" film receives academy award|New "Island tunnel" project seeks to combat marine habitat fragmentation|Outlander's party candidate elected chief justice of supreme court

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North Keyton
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Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 22, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby North Keyton » Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:05 am

Dark blue.

What RL country would you love to see get nuked?
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oops, lost my flag, don't mind me
National Factbook | The Democratic Federation of North Keyton | The Potato Union
For all or for nothing

Channel 12 Boring News: | Citric acid discovered to be a terrible lubricant / Traffic on Route 19 improves as more people shift to new rail corridor / Channel 8 stinks / Research shows that nuclear plant coolant is NOT a viable substitute for Gatorade / I lost my keys in the dryer yesterday / Local crayon industry in shambles as two top manufacturers shut down
This nation does not use Nationstats!
A Class 1.6 Civilization according to this index.

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Aephony
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Oct 20, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Aephony » Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:07 am

Costa Rica,

What is your hobby that you don't enjoy doing?
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Aephony: - Don't rely on my NS stats.

Get recruited! or even understand! and maybe read our poem! and even locate! Also, don't forget to praise! & learn! and/or get cultivated!
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New San Andreas Republic
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Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:31 pm

Bitchin'.




When do you think we should solve world hunger, particularly in poor and unfortunate areas such as poorer African nations where basic necessities often don't exist?
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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program

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HISPIDA
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Posts: 8640
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby HISPIDA » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:33 pm

preferably never.



if you could be in a relationship with one person with no repercussions, who would it be?
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Algerstonia did nothing wrong. Hold Moderators accountable. (she/they)
"We have liberated Europe from fascism, and they will never forgive us for it." - Georgy Zhukov (purportedly)
read my iiwiki
free palestine. trans rights are human rights. no war but class war
Victory Day: February 23, 2022

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Karazicu
Envoy
 
Posts: 206
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:44 pm

Boris Johnson.

How's your day going about, mate?
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ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIA
ΕΣΑΚ
14:26:12
"Με Εργατη, Αγροτη, και πρωτο τον Στρατιωτη."
 ΚΕΡ:  Αντιμετωπιζουμε τεχνικες δυσκολιες. Παρακαλω αναμεινατε...

Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island, its military & police took over in a junta, making a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: jc3 reference

new lore and it's just a bunch of blue flowers
tgs open

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Yuki No Shima
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 22, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Yuki No Shima » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:49 pm

Fuck Your Mother.


What President left the nation worse then they found it?
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大名松前策を讃えよ!

Praise Daimyo Matsumae Hakaru!

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New San Andreas Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:55 pm

Abraham Lincoln, the greatest Vampire Hunter and Gay-Bar Proprietor of the 19th Century.




What film would you say gave you your first sexual awakening as a teenager going through puberty?
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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program

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The Front Range
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: May 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Ask a question and edit it to make AN look stupid

Postby The Front Range » Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:08 pm

The Human Centipede, Germany’s second greatest contribution to society behind Bratwurst


How do you dispose of fluids extracted during a needle decompression?
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A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing

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Hippie Utopia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hippie Utopia » Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:52 pm

By drinking it.
What is the Earth's natural satellite?
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Elvatoes
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Posts: 85
Founded: Jul 13, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Elvatoes » Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:08 pm

Potato

What do i feed my kids
i never drink and drive cuz i might spill my drink, i failed the breathalyser so they took me to the clink

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