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Lisander
Minister
 
Posts: 2089
Founded: Feb 09, 2013
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lisander » Mon May 29, 2023 10:59 am

Mike Litoris


Are robosexual marriages allowed in your nation?
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The Principality of Lisander
a sports loving, very highly developed nation.
I don't have a strong personality. In fact, I'm just plain rude.

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Juansonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1406
Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Juansonia » Mon May 29, 2023 5:20 pm

Lisander wrote:--snip--
If the marriage involves 256 or fewer sapient persons, and all of them are consenting adults not otherwise unable to consent, a license of civil marriage will be granted.

Is your flag a depiction of Joe Biden?
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Hatsune Miku > British Imperialism
IC: MT if you ignore some stuff(mostly flavor), stats are not canon. Embassy link.
OOC: Owns and (sometimes) wears a maid outfit, wants to pair it with a FN SCAR-L. He/Him/His
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
Gandoor wrote:Cliché: A mod making a reply that's full of swearing after someone asks if you're allowed to swear on this site.

It makes me chuckle every time it happens.
Brits mistake Miku for their Anthem

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Unmet Player
Envoy
 
Posts: 228
Founded: Aug 24, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unmet Player » Mon May 29, 2023 5:21 pm

Yes


Why does the sky look red?
I love William McKinley
politcal compass results
Economic Left/Right: 4.0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.95

ALL AI must be destroyed

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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 5:23 pm

Your eye perceives how it looks, not mine.
How do you translate this: "I'm just a little gay boy!"?
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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 10:48 pm

/bump
World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4645
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Tue May 30, 2023 8:53 am

Depends? Full or shortened? In English, their native languages, or another?

What do you think of the Nanjing Massacre?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Ivelboria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 762
Founded: Dec 13, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ivelboria » Wed May 31, 2023 9:48 am

Hmm, haven't heard of that.

What motto or popular quote do you swear to live by?
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The Neviersian Federation ✩ De Fédération Neviersien
In Neviersia, your hard-earned tax money funds countryball art, endless paperwork, "free" healthcare and gawd-awful humour. Even the countryballs need therapy. What's not to love?
GOV.NE | About Neviersia | Wikipedia | Politics | States & Territories | Cities
- Born and bred in good ol' Yorkshire.
- I know my nation is called Ivelboria but I was too lazy to make a new nation. :P
- Chronic workaholic who keeps making factbooks...
- NS stats not used.
- The stars on my flag can spin either way.. :P
Economic: 0.63 (2016), 1.0 (2019), -0.63 (2021), -1.88 (2022)
Social: 0.97 (2016), -2.97 (2019), -3.28 (2021), -0.72 (2022)

1/5/21: Started using the GIF flag. For 3/4 years before that I used this one.

Spoilerception? Here's how!

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Kashimura
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Wed May 31, 2023 10:05 am

Thank God for the decent life and swift death He has granted me.

Who is the most dateable man alive?
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⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Currently operating WIP factbooks. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.

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Sarolandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 31, 2023 10:09 am

Probably Nixon, I'm not sure about greediness.



Who is your favorite class in tf2?
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He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair

Does anyone actually read these?

"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase

cantaloupe.

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Great Jenovah
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Dec 02, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Great Jenovah » Wed May 31, 2023 10:09 am

Either Roosevelts


Most common tree in your nation?
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Merulla
Attaché
 
Posts: 68
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Wed May 31, 2023 4:07 pm

Oak or fig tree.


What's your life motto? That sentence you always proudly say when someone asks you for advice?
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Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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Buhers Mk II
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Jun 19, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Buhers Mk II » Wed May 31, 2023 5:26 pm

Hurr durr, it's not a real pizza if you make it with children! Primate meat doesn't belong on pizza!

Look here sonny, I'm pretty sure the Zeta Reticulans didn't build the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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Be rude. Be ineloquent. Have a plan to /stillme every summerposter you meet.
Buhers' Interests at the MomentEarly 20th century warships are really badass, I'd probably enjoy making a UIS Leviathan-esque fleet of them just for shits and giggles. Unfortunately I know fuck-all about warship engineering + I'd definitely get labeled as a copycatWorldbuilding setting idea: FT:STL universe with a giant network of spacefaring alien civilizations that have somehow managed to make contact after centuries of searching for each otherOh shit, I still have that RP post for Lyceni to work on. Maybe I should stop writing these ramblingsI really need to work on my TF2 skills, I'm rusty as fuck at the game... or maybe I'm just bad idk lmao

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L van Beethoven
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 31, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby L van Beethoven » Wed May 31, 2023 5:35 pm

Now, now, grandpa, your just seeing things again.
_______________________________________________

Who's the greatest composer?
There is only one Beethoven!

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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Wed May 31, 2023 7:15 pm

Dimitri Shostakovich.

Do you like trains?
While I don't love summerposting, sometimes people are busy. If someone summerposts a little, I don't care. If you summerpost all the time, I will get annoyed.
I VOW NOT TO FLAME SUMMIES
2037 tech.
Any pronouns.
IC military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
Nation doesn't represent my real views. I'm actually an AnCom.
Re-working my lore.
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
New Bames Jond movie out.

IC, I play as The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU). The USSVU is basically a german space USSR.
OOC (Unless stated otherwise) I play as The Vooperian Union, A SpikeViper inspired nation that I send most GE&T purchases to.

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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 269
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Wed May 31, 2023 7:16 pm

Yes I'm very partial to them.

How many pets have you barbecued and served to their owners without them knowing?
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Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

Valehart wrote:That flag's face is high on something that's illegal in most countries

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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4645
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Wed May 31, 2023 9:20 pm

Certainly more than the average man my age.

What's after like?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Barcus Nation
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Mar 28, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Barcus Nation » Wed May 31, 2023 10:09 pm

Its either Death, Heaven or Hell.... or Valhalla or Hades or reincarnation or Mictlān or The Daut or.............

What do you shower in?
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-Just Your Average Nation based on a random cartoon character
All My major Alts in one image
Jake the Dog, and Fin the Human
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ),

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New Texas Republic
Attaché
 
Posts: 87
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:42 am

ROOT BEERRRRR

A runaway trolley car is careening down a track. It contains 100 passengers consisting mostly of your family, friends, celebrities, and government workers. What would you do to stop it?
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Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists

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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:51 am

I destroy the trolley before it kills.
What do you wipe your ass with?
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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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Sheizou
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Thu Jun 01, 2023 11:08 am

My grandmothers haunted ring

Who is the lead vocalist of hit K-pop band BTS?
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everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

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Sarolandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Thu Jun 01, 2023 11:11 am

Kim Jong Un, I think that's how it's spelt...



Who is your favorite domestic terrorist?
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He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair

Does anyone actually read these?

"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase

cantaloupe.

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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4645
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Thu Jun 01, 2023 11:59 am

D.va because she's fine af

Do you support the development of AI?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Hispida
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7036
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:09 pm

i only support it if we can give hatsune miku a real body and send her on shopping trips for green onions every so often.



what should we do stop the systemic persecution of the LGBT+ community in america?
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To the NationStates Staff...
the autistic genderfluid maoist your parents never warned you about (she/they)
world's weakest brisket enjoyer

Victory Day: February 23, 2022
Factbook
current music recommendation: 757 by 100 gecs

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Merulla
Attaché
 
Posts: 68
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:29 pm

Nothing, just keep trying.


How is juice made?
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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New Texas Republic
Attaché
 
Posts: 87
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Fri Jun 02, 2023 7:28 am

Squeeze the fruit and add sugar if ya wanna

What did Napoleon say when he executed millions?
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Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists

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