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Belarusball
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 10, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Belarusball » Fri May 26, 2023 6:44 am

Yes.

When is the last time you ate a crayon?
~Comrade Belarusball/Kittygod
A Class 0.7 Civilization according to this index.
She/her
Your neighborhood countryball- can usually be seen flying on a paper plane

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Astronia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 07, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Astronia » Fri May 26, 2023 7:24 am

Never


Do you like men?
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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4640
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Fri May 26, 2023 9:36 am

I love them!

What do you think about a secret gunfight like what John Wick did at the airport?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Juansonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1398
Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Juansonia » Fri May 26, 2023 9:41 am

A m e n r i a wrote:--snip--
Assuming mutual awareness, the cause for concern highly depends on whether I am in public or not.

Would you mind telling me about your school project?
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Hatsune Miku > British Imperialism
IC: MT if you ignore some stuff(mostly flavor), stats are not canon. Embassy link.
OOC: Owns and (sometimes) wears a maid outfit, wants to pair it with a FN SCAR-L. He/Him/His
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
Gandoor wrote:Cliché: A mod making a reply that's full of swearing after someone asks if you're allowed to swear on this site.

It makes me chuckle every time it happens.
Brits mistake Miku for their Anthem

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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 323
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Fri May 26, 2023 6:05 pm

Unlike conventional gas-operated firearms, direct impingement does away with a separate gas cylinder, piston, and operating rod assembly. High-pressure gas acts directly upon the bolt and carrier thereby saving weight, lowering costs, and reducing the mass of the operating parts.
(THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA)

How old was the oldest person ever when they died?
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While I don't love summerposting, sometimes people are busy. If someone summerposts a little, I don't care. If you summerpost all the time, I will get annoyed.
I VOW NOT TO FLAME SUMMIES
2037 tech.
Any pronouns.
ADTO member.
Official military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
NATION DOES NOT REPRESENT MY RL VIEWS (I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing).
Re-working my lore.
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
First Space fighter built in Nuprolat, officials call it “A tin can with a pistol”. | Vladimir Chernov leading 'Second Russian Revolution', more at 5. | Berlin now fully fusion powered.

The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU)

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Gran Cordoba
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Apr 22, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gran Cordoba » Fri May 26, 2023 6:07 pm

12 eggs in uno dozen.

When did Iberia get invaded by the Arabs?
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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 259
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Fri May 26, 2023 6:08 pm

His baritone voice.

What's an acceptable name for a baby girl?
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Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

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Ivartixi
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Jan 13, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ivartixi » Fri May 26, 2023 6:12 pm

Eminem (Marshall Mathers)


say a number lower than 5 with IQ after it
A Class 1.66666666667 Civilization according to this index.
Ivartixi 4
EMERGENCY ALERT: PLEASE KEEP LISTENING TO RADIOTIXI OR IVARTIXI 4, WE HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON PLOOMIPUUSUUDME. GO TO YOUR NEAREST SHELTER.

The Divisional Republic of Ivartixi
We are a Past Modern Technology nation.
Check out Good Flag, Bad Flag, but in NS!
NS stats are NOT canon
but policies are

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Buhers Mk II
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Jun 19, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Buhers Mk II » Fri May 26, 2023 6:46 pm

That's not a question.

What is love?
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Be rude. Be ineloquent. Have a plan to /stillme every summerposter you meet.

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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Fri May 26, 2023 10:56 pm

I don't even know what you're talking about...


Do you love your family?
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Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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Greater Qwerty
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 12, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Greater Qwerty » Fri May 26, 2023 10:58 pm

i dont know its 2am ask someone else

what is the meaning of life
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 27, 2023 2:34 am

Better question is is why am I awake

How fast is the average flying velocity of an unladen swallow?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore

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Tvembov
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 26, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tvembov » Sat May 27, 2023 7:12 pm

I'm not a victim of Mesothelioma, I AM Mesothelioma

You have to fight either Jet Li with super strength and power armor or a random homeless guy. Who do you choose?
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Diarcesia
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Posts: 6311
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Sat May 27, 2023 7:48 pm

Jet Li

How do you engage the Mongols in the steppe?
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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4640
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Sun May 28, 2023 2:22 am

Guerilla warfare.

Why did you commit a terrorist attack on the parliament building last week?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Stratonesia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 138
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 28, 2023 2:49 am

It's a secret.
What is the name of a man who smells like rotten egg?
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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ╲\╲\◞◜ò◣ /╱/╱/╱
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!

Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 5:28 pm

His name is…JOHNNNN CENA!!!1

“tHaT’s sO pOgGeRs!!!1” :D :D :D
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Greater Qwerty
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 12, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Greater Qwerty » Sun May 28, 2023 5:55 pm

would you shut up??? :D

On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird does this look: :_:

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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 259
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sun May 28, 2023 6:41 pm

A solid 1.

What story do you tell you date on your first outing?
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Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

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Dyrrhonian Isles
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: May 30, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Sun May 28, 2023 6:43 pm

I died in a plane crash and I was aware of what happened to me afterwards (It's all blacked out and somehow can comprehend my state).

If you had the opportunity to look through someone's email without them knowing would you?
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Dieresis of Diarcesia

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 7:36 pm

No, that’s called a privacy invasion

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Mon May 29, 2023 10:38 am

Nah, I prefer the traditional one anyway. Lemon, you know?


Would you accept being part of a pyramid scheme?
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4640
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Mon May 29, 2023 10:43 am

I'm more likely to start one tbh

What did the native American say to the white supremacist?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Kranistan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kranistan » Mon May 29, 2023 10:46 am

You won't have to worry about us much longer.


How would you deal with domestic terrorists?
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Just your regular fascist hellscape


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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Mon May 29, 2023 10:52 am

Take away their phones (for the moment) and make them pursue after interesting hobbies

Who is it outside?!
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