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Dalavi
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Posts: 100
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Dalavi » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:55 am

no

why do you eat?

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Loli Christians
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Aug 23, 2022
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Loli Christians » Wed Nov 30, 2022 6:39 pm

To survive

Would you rather live in Germany or Russia?

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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4616
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Thu Dec 01, 2022 4:42 am

After master's? Definitely Russia. Germany otherwise.

How often do you try to rob military warehouses?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6294
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Fri Dec 02, 2022 6:11 pm

As often as needed.

What do you think of shirts with many buttons?
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The Acolyte Confederacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Feb 18, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Acolyte Confederacy » Fri Dec 02, 2022 6:15 pm

I think having too much buttons might be overwhelming to be honest, kinda like plane cockpits... like who understands all that???
The Acolyte Confederacy

BREAKING: Meijne Van Der Meer introduces new military funding after joining the Rigel Pact. In other news, NS Stats aren't used 'round these parts, and I am getting gangstalked by Crimean vampires with drip.
A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index. Member of the Rigel Pact, a pact dedicated to preserving peace.

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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Wed Dec 07, 2022 8:25 pm

A pilot properly trained and able to fly planes.

What is the most common thing doctors pull out of patients' anal orifices in your nation?
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Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Wed Dec 07, 2022 8:59 pm

The native Yummy Star fruit.

Do you believe all people are equal and deserve basic rights?
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-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.


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Safiloa
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Posts: 166
Founded: May 15, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Safiloa » Thu Dec 08, 2022 12:18 am

Of course not ever


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How many hours of a day do elementary school children in your nation spend on homework, on average?

THE ABODE OF LOVE, THE UNITED COMMUNAL-REPUBLICS OF SAFILOA/DUŠIĦON, ĦAMTELI KULA-SAÑGOUAN’EÏA SAFILOA
Diplomatic MissionKambanu Island Tourism AuthorityMapFactbook
Population: 4.28 millionGDP per Capita: NSD 4.256,-Land Size: 62.732 KM2
Tourism, Agriculture, Mariculture, Finance, Salt, Incense, Oils, Spices, Natural Cosmetics
A Class 2.11 civilization, according to this Nation Index and a member of the ISC and the Rigel Pact. Observer Status member of the International Socialist Congress.
All stats & policies are canonical unless contradicted by the factbook, e.g. population

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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:23 pm

5 hours.

Who is the current U.S. president?
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-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.


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Calihuila
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Calihuila » Fri Dec 09, 2022 6:21 am

BAAANAAAANAAAAAAA

What's your opinion on Martin Luther King Jr?
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Republic of-the North
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 10, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby Republic of-the North » Fri Dec 09, 2022 6:32 am

Horrible person, a damn Nazi


Is the world ruled by killer bunnies?
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Republic of the North
Overview | The World | President Stark | Parties
Westeros may have advanced, but in the end, the more things change, the more they stay the same
WNN: Merenian troops cross Astaporian border; burn villages | Dothraki troops take Rocre City in northern Lhazar; aprox. 2,000 civilians killed | Basilisk Isles refuses to prosecute naval officer who sunk Qartheen refugee ship over bomb threat | Weather: Blizzards in Winterfell, Brandonburg, and Deepwood mark Vastras week
The world of GoT but in the modern age - NS Stats executed by firing squad - Read factbooks before saying anything about this nation

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Xitizian States
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jun 22, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Xitizian States » Fri Dec 09, 2022 7:31 am

I'd say so, yes.

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What is the reason you force your dog to be vegan?
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Jacobinean Union of Xitizian States
Unione Jacobiniano degli Stati Xitiziani
NS States are kinda canon idrk
We speak Italian.

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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:16 am

Making money.

What genre of film is most produced by your nation?
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Sun Dec 11, 2022 6:34 pm

Military science fiction.

What made you join NationStates?
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-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.


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Povragen
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 13, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Povragen » Sun Dec 11, 2022 6:36 pm

Primitiveness

Are war crimes bad?
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NS stats are canon. I am as evil as the website thinks I am.

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Calihuila
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Calihuila » Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:08 pm

Aw hell naw

Which Nintendo character would you date?
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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 408
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:11 pm

I'd say Andross.


On a Scale of 1-10, How is your Transformers action figure?
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High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Kenowa
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Nov 19, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kenowa » Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:16 pm

Falcon, green if you will.
What would you do if Stalin revived and married your daughter?
did this nation radically change within the last months? dont worry, that's just me cringing at what i wrote and deciding to start from scratch for the 332th time (:


Kenowa!
Location: South America
Languages: """Spanish""" (heavily modified due to lore), Guarani, Quechua
Capital City: Parana City (not panama)
Alt-Lite with center-leftist views on economy and reactionary ones in society. (More detailed OOC factbook)
Pro: LGBT+, Pan-Manosphere Solidarity, Lulaism, Peronism, Individual Liberty, Free Speech
Neutral/Complicated: Socialism, Andrew Tate, Humanism
Anti: Feminism, Fascism (Especially Francoism), Surveillance, Neo Liberalism, Whatever it is that Trump and Bolsonaro are doing

★★★

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Povragen
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 13, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Povragen » Mon Dec 12, 2022 6:50 am

Punch him in the face then steal his sick mustache
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What would you do if Hitler showed up in your room right now and tried to kiss you?
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NS stats are canon. I am as evil as the website thinks I am.

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Bededonia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: May 04, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bededonia » Mon Dec 12, 2022 6:55 am

i would marry his wife in secret and after 1 year without him noticing he would find out in the worst way possible.

what happens if someone gives you a baby and tells you to hold it
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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4616
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:28 am

It falls and either dies or gets seriously injured.

Your thoughts on Eugene Krabs?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
9Axes
Pro: Tradition, Confucianism, Islam, religion in general, pacifism, gender equality, cats
Neutral: Dogs, veganism
Anti: Westernism, the west, religious fundamentalism, secularism, feminism

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Wormfodder Delivery
Diplomat
 
Posts: 552
Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:52 am

Pretty annoying, during his reign, the front page of our local news service was 50% about that one, despite being an oceans away.

What is your opinion about Grave of the Fireflies?
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NS Stats do not count, unless it is funny.
The Transcripts canonically do not exist and merely serve to make the garbled Wormsspeak readable.
Canon Policies.
Open to RP, send me Telegrams, Pretty much compatible with everything.
Powerlevel of 4,5 according to this classification
Industrial Age Schizotech and Proud
Zero tolerance for godmodders and no effortposters are nearing that too.
The Wormfodder Delivery Service, bringing Wormfodder to you, whereever you are.
I also am currently making a pocket guide on how to have a good time on F7, as well one on (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻.
Ask the many questions us here, though answers aren't guaranteed~
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Oateria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 187
Founded: Aug 02, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Oateria » Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:07 pm

the movie sucked

What's the worst place to be Swedish?

(edit: AN played dirty)
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18 y/o Christian Liberal yinzer who likes video games, writing, and baseball.


Senatorial Badger Republic of Oateria
Proud liberal democratic republic, loves badgers, baseball, burgers, freedom. Very famous for its cultural and computer hardware/software exports.

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Bededonia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: May 04, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bededonia » Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:29 pm

Stockholm

what is the name of the main character of the Amazing World of Gumball
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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Mon Dec 12, 2022 5:09 pm

Gumball Watterson

Who is Charlie Spring's boyfriend?
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-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.


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