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Calihuila
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Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Calihuila » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:15 am

Right after WWII ended.

Where's the driest place on Earth?
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Kuzana
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Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kuzana » Sun Nov 13, 2022 9:36 am

The Atacama Desert.


Where are the bodies?
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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4640
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Sun Nov 13, 2022 12:44 pm

As sus as amogus.

Where did you hide the bodies ofbthe orphans you killed?
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The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
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Neutral: Dogs, veganism
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New Eestiball
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Posts: 393
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Eestiball » Sun Nov 13, 2022 12:46 pm

Somewhere.

What is your IQ?
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The Summerposter
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Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby The Summerposter » Sun Nov 13, 2022 1:59 pm

How?

You think op ever went to the toilet?
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Baigalia
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Founded: May 26, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Baigalia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:07 pm

There is a possibility that the situation elaborated by you occurred.

How many bodies are you currently hiding from the police?
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Juansonia
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Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Juansonia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:34 pm

Baigalia wrote:--snip--

(911)555-0169 = 505436

Who are your two best friends?
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Hatsune Miku > British Imperialism
IC: MT if you ignore some stuff(mostly flavor), stats are not canon. Embassy link.
OOC: Owns and (sometimes) wears a maid outfit, wants to pair it with a FN SCAR-L. He/Him/His
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
Gandoor wrote:Cliché: A mod making a reply that's full of swearing after someone asks if you're allowed to swear on this site.

It makes me chuckle every time it happens.
Brits mistake Miku for their Anthem

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The Grand Western Empire
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Founded: Sep 26, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Grand Western Empire » Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:39 pm

Smith and Wesson


What do you think of relieving yourself in public
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Baigalia
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Posts: 65
Founded: May 26, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Baigalia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:43 pm

Acceptable.

What is the color of human blood?
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Noristoniaka
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Noristoniaka » Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:51 pm

Turquoise.




What’s your stance on blood paint?
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Fallen Albali
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Posts: 31
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Fallen Albali » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:29 pm

incredibly based!
if you could bring one thing to a greenpeace rally what would it be?
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Baigalia
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Founded: May 26, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Baigalia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:43 pm

A rifle and some bullets, so I can hunt bears and roast them instead of marshmallows.

Are you filling in the vacant spot in the FBI's ten most-wanted fugitives list?
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The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics
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Posts: 161
Founded: Oct 21, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:44 pm

Yes

What did you think of the men dressed up as dogs at the pride parade?
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Beregovoye-41 | Opening of newly constructed bunker and submarine base completed on the Baltic Coast.


Forever stuck in the 80's

The Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. Soviet patriots, hardliners and their families retreated
to the USSR's many underground bunkers, Sealing themselves and continuing the USSR in
a network of Bunkers spanning the entire former USSR surviving 32 years underground
without outside contact.

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Minata
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Posts: 63
Founded: Feb 26, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Minata » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:46 pm

I like dogs.

What number is between 2 and 3?
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Charode
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Charode » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:50 pm

2.5

What color would you like water to be?
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Juansonia
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Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Juansonia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:50 pm

Red

Name one General Assembly resolution in the General Assembly queue.
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Hatsune Miku > British Imperialism
IC: MT if you ignore some stuff(mostly flavor), stats are not canon. Embassy link.
OOC: Owns and (sometimes) wears a maid outfit, wants to pair it with a FN SCAR-L. He/Him/His
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
Gandoor wrote:Cliché: A mod making a reply that's full of swearing after someone asks if you're allowed to swear on this site.

It makes me chuckle every time it happens.
Brits mistake Miku for their Anthem

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Dyrrhonian Isles
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: May 30, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Sun Nov 13, 2022 4:39 pm

I don't want to make New Year's resolutions.

What supplies do you bring for a solo trip to Antarctica?
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Dieresis of Diarcesia

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Charode
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Charode » Sun Nov 13, 2022 4:59 pm

Ten pretzels

Have you ever pissed in Drew Carey's mouth?
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Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Charode, established 1926 1959!
"Also the music is jazz" - The Almighty God of All Creation
BREAKING NEWS: Learn how this man fixed the concept of prices! (Bob Barker wants to use military-grade weapons to kill him!) - Human cloning technology has gotten to the point where you can't even blink without 238 Roger Craig Smiths appearing in your house and doing the can-can - Texas Roadhouse announces that they will be serving human flesh in their restaurants starting next week - The new iPhone is so powerful that it can actually make you a sandwich

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Nov 13, 2022 5:30 pm

Yeah.

Who is your crush?
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Baigalia
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Posts: 65
Founded: May 26, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Baigalia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 5:36 pm

Max Barry himself.

Are you/have you been in the United State's Special Education Program (SPED)?
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Charode
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Charode » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:21 pm

Yeah, several times actually

What is #1 on the list of the top 10 jokes that went too far?
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Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Charode, established 1926 1959!
"Also the music is jazz" - The Almighty God of All Creation
BREAKING NEWS: Learn how this man fixed the concept of prices! (Bob Barker wants to use military-grade weapons to kill him!) - Human cloning technology has gotten to the point where you can't even blink without 238 Roger Craig Smiths appearing in your house and doing the can-can - Texas Roadhouse announces that they will be serving human flesh in their restaurants starting next week - The new iPhone is so powerful that it can actually make you a sandwich

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Lower Serri Vikonna
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Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Lower Serri Vikonna » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:26 pm

Louis Armstrong
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Who is the King of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the head of the British Commonwealth?
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Lower Serri Vikonna is a corporate head by Alice Bright, nothing much else to say, look at my 2 main factbooks
Culway is a monarchy with a Democratic Barony Council

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Culway
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Posts: 113
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Culway » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:29 pm

Adolf Hitler
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What premier was born in Georgia
King George Altman V
Culway
Secretary of State for Home Affairs

Heart
Lord Founder Salibaic
WA Delegate The Scottish Republic
A class 0.625 nation according to this https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617
He/him
Lives in the US, sadly
Independent
I’m a history buff
Also a half-geography buff
Sees communism and capitalist as equal, neither being better nor worse


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Kahekordne Union of Spib
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Posts: 133
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:31 pm

Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili

What dictator was born in Spain
Back from a bit of a hiatus (:
The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate

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Nationalist "Greater Vespib" movement wants to annex the Azores. The horror | Hesna, the only remaining city inhabited by native Spibeans, given complete autonomy | De facto embassy for Taiwan operational

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Fortisbellator
Attaché
 
Posts: 79
Founded: Feb 28, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fortisbellator » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:34 pm

Joe Biden

Which tank is the most overrated?
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