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New San Andreas Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:35 pm

Ice cream, Lieutanant Dan.



Since you're a necrophiliac, I gotta ask: who have you always wanted to kill and then sleep with?
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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program
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Mets Hayk
Minister
 
Posts: 2390
Founded: May 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Mets Hayk » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:36 pm

Margaret Thatcher.
She might be dead, but I'd bring her back just to kill her again. I'm not even British.

If you could date a famous celebrity, who would it be?
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Holy Armenian Empire
"Armenia will rise evermore"
A greater fatherland.
An Armenian's dream.
A Turk's nightmare.
Armenia News|Holy Armenian Empire proclaimed|Anatolia Purchase successful|Armenia annexes Azerbaijan and Georgia|Armenia forms the Pan-Christian Cooperative League
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The Front Range
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: May 13, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby The Front Range » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:37 pm

20 containers filled with a cereal grain based alcoholic drink that is fermented are not available to be delivered to your location as of currently. We are trying to solve the issue. Thank you for understanding

How do you kill your victims after you’re done torturing them?
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A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing
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Lemsrow
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Lemsrow » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:41 pm

Drowning the lungs like… pool?



Do you truly think you can find your dad and mom after they abandoned you at the daycare?
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Guy who will most definitely ignore your signatures.


Lemsrownian Weekly News!

IMS Tech. Inc. discovers new galaxy system, ripe for colonization!
Galactic Council election underway!
12-year-old in the Southern Luzon State graduates into university with a chess scholarship!
Intergalactic Chess Tournament held by the LCF begins next week!
9.1 magnitude earthquake in Chelyabinsk, 12,173 dead and 54,283 injured!
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La Montevideo
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby La Montevideo » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:44 pm

idk

do you even like this game?
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La Unido Kingdoma de La Montevideo
We Base Our Nation Off Of Stats
Our Current PM Sucks
Basic National Info
A Class 1.142 Civilization according to this index.
Generation 40, the first time you see this copy and paste it to your sig and add 1 to the generation
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Kahekordne Union of Spib
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Posts: 134
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:44 pm

Not really

What is a square
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The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate

Happy Spibean Independence Day!

Silver Banana News - For all your news relating to news! News not included
Vespib publicly announces it's alignment with Palestine and the One State Solution; Isratine | WW2 Operation Wurmbrenner monuments and cemetery completed after 80 years in Nova Lisboa. Tank "Big Tony" stands proudly on the coast | My my it's census o clock!

She/her
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Mets Hayk
Minister
 
Posts: 2390
Founded: May 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Mets Hayk » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:45 pm

What is anything, really?

So, we all know Osman was a bitch; but what about the absolute Chad that was Artaxias IV?
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Holy Armenian Empire
"Armenia will rise evermore"
A greater fatherland.
An Armenian's dream.
A Turk's nightmare.
Armenia News|Holy Armenian Empire proclaimed|Anatolia Purchase successful|Armenia annexes Azerbaijan and Georgia|Armenia forms the Pan-Christian Cooperative League
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The Front Range
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: May 13, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby The Front Range » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:47 pm

I would send Constantine to Jesus

How do you wash out a bad taste?
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A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing
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Lamrac
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Posts: 84
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Lamrac » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:54 pm

Multiple chemicals.

How old is YN's president?
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As a nation in the 2040's where the USA dissolved into civil way following the 2020 Election, Our territory consists of Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Federal Republic of Lamrac.
duc per exemplum
Home
Factbook
Embassy Program
(OOC: Biden won his 306 electors fair and square. Lamrac is from an alternate timeline where he did steal the election and managed to "win" all 538 electors.)
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:57 pm

I honestly do not know, my guess, 2 years

What was the first ever capital of the United States?
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INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Undemocacy
Envoy
 
Posts: 342
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Undemocacy » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:58 pm

Washington.


Who is most qualified to rule the world
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Member of the IUN and CIS IC
Past Tech, Modern Tech, Post Modern tech. Yeah the history was weird, also maybe fantasy tech according to Sebrenskiya who said etrouts are FanT.
Update: I ended up outlasting Sebrenskiya which means the Etrout are PMT again!
Tier: 10
Type: 9 (though I don't control all of my home planet)
Class: 0.6666666
According to this index:

I used to use NS stats, but then I read them and I don't anymore.
Code: Select all
[pre]this is how all those people do compact news things, pretty neat I think[/pre]
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Mets Hayk
Minister
 
Posts: 2390
Founded: May 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Mets Hayk » Thu Jun 30, 2022 6:15 pm

Uh, probably that fucking rat that got stuck in my car.

Hey, so, what was that whole lecture about?
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Holy Armenian Empire
"Armenia will rise evermore"
A greater fatherland.
An Armenian's dream.
A Turk's nightmare.
Armenia News|Holy Armenian Empire proclaimed|Anatolia Purchase successful|Armenia annexes Azerbaijan and Georgia|Armenia forms the Pan-Christian Cooperative League
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New San Andreas Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Thu Jun 30, 2022 6:17 pm

It's about not dissapointing your family and going to rehab, drunkie.



What are you supposed to use to wipe yourself with after you use the toilet?
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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:11 am

Never heard of this; looking it up, I think toilet paper?
What are the funniest types of jokes?
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✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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Ealdracaland
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Posts: 84
Founded: May 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ealdracaland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:16 am

Your Mother

What is the velocity of a sparrow?
Everyone's favorite band of Hoppean Anglo-Saxons. Don't Step on Snek.
Old NS player with a new nation. Been on since 2016. What a long, strange trip it's been.

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."
-Jerry Garcia

I hate to say it, but those aren't supposed to be Swedish colors. I kinda just used my favorite colors.
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Sweitchland
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Posts: 107
Founded: May 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweitchland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:23 am

Probably at least 39 mph if they’re going straight into my window.



Where did you last take a shit?
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Sweitchland is a nation based on the Texan Coast with a superior hold on global economics and shit tons of everything, like enemies. Our timeline is set in the 2020s doomsday. We have average civil rights, large technological advancements, above-average economy, military supremacy, and an actual competent government.
everyone in the TET forum, Azurros, Meadowfields, NSAR


Quote of the Week: I’m back and you probably didn’t notice 8)
Great Russian War of 2022: The 5th Army Group has captured Mexicali and is moving to secure Baja California until they reach Cabo.
National Anthem: HOI4 Main Theme
2.80 USD = 1 Sweitchan' Baht
NS stats executed by 106mm Recoilless Rifle, don’t ask why
a very rare Thai-American
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Orlesian States
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Orlesian States » Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:25 am

Earth.

What is your least favorite thing to do?
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The Commonwealth of Orlesian States
"Orlesia Orates; The World Listens."
"Through the remnants of a shattered Empire, and the Emperor overthrown, the Commonwealth will rise."
Latest Reports from Ministry of Information - The Commonwealth is "Coming back from a break." -Says Francois S. D'Chautee; In battling Caligula's Legion, The Commonwealth is sending additional supplies and aid to the NSAR; Orlesian Embassy construction temporarily halted; OSIF has reported a known 'black hole' within the borders of the known system;
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Lemsrow
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Lemsrow » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:08 am

Posting on the forums sometimes laughing at the stupid as hell posts.



What is your favorite state where you bury all your secret… shall we say Rule34 files. (Please don’t search it up.)
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Guy who will most definitely ignore your signatures.


Lemsrownian Weekly News!

IMS Tech. Inc. discovers new galaxy system, ripe for colonization!
Galactic Council election underway!
12-year-old in the Southern Luzon State graduates into university with a chess scholarship!
Intergalactic Chess Tournament held by the LCF begins next week!
9.1 magnitude earthquake in Chelyabinsk, 12,173 dead and 54,283 injured!
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Nitrana
Diplomat
 
Posts: 554
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Nitrana » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:12 am

Washington

What is a “chicken?”
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen protests DID happen, and the Chinese government is a dictatorship. Deal with it.
An alt world STRONK Slovakia where the duchy of Nitra never fell, adopted Christianity and defended it. It also established as a regional superpower. It controls the lands of Croatia, Hungary and Slovakia. The Hungarians also never were a major culture!
I like countryballs. I play HOI4 and Minecraft. That’s it lol
I do use NS stats, but not every one of them. (Monogamy? DATS HERECY!)
ЗупинітьПутіна
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Junatia
Attaché
 
Posts: 88
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Junatia » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:15 am

Something that generates free food, and if it doesn't, we kill it

What is the most fun thing to do in YN?
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rlw dam pmbemmr zaol f, s mlnabjog dyjvlrd eezws
News: Vegans kept protesting so i supported equality by legalizing cannibalism #EqualityForEverybody
All Policies except Military Conscription, No Prison are canon
pronounce: d͡ʒuːneɪʃɑ
Junatia mostly represents my rl views
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New San Andreas Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 198
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:21 am

Stealing a coffee cup in front of an NSAR trooper.



What country do you commonly try to steal women's underwear in?
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"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're fighting a costly, not at all drawn-out war against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program
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Greater Morvonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 366
Founded: Jun 19, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Greater Morvonia » Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:32 pm

Japan. I am quite the weeb


What do you find the most of on the internet?
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LORE REWORK IN PROGRESS
NS Stats never existed, you're delusional. My nation doesn't represent my IRL views!
ZGM Group: Congolmerate that owns Morvonia.
Zircorp: Main company of ZGM Group.
Fuzileiros Corporativos: Corporate Marines, the military of Morvonia.
Hy-Brasil: Mid-atlantic continent.
Morvonia: Northern Hy-Brasilian nation with an uninhabitable surface and underground tunnels.
SPATHA: Hyperintelligent AI given control of ZGM Group. Makes questionable decisions.
Everyone's favourite trainsgender!

Trans, Autistic, Anarchist, No.1 Guntank hater, No.1 train enjoyer
(Fav loco is the GWR 57XX)
she/it
Trans rights are human rights.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:33 pm

Anything i do not like

What is the capital of Denmark
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INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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HISPIDA
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9012
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby HISPIDA » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:07 pm

pink, honestly. orange is a close second.


you have the opportunity to cure everybody with dementia or permanently save everybody from poverty. who do you save?
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FUCK ISRAEL FUCK THE GENOCIDE FREE PALESTINE (they/them)
"Genocide, after all, is an exercise in community building." - Philip Gourevitch
☭NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR☭
Victory Day: February 23, 2022
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Ashotu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu » Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:09 pm

No
The paradise of Ashotu

Konichiwa! Ashotu is a unpatriotic and free Asian nation!

Long live the paradise!
NS stats are nonac ton and never will be.
Just because you annexed us doesn't mean we fight for you. We fight Against you
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