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Hintuwan
Envoy
 
Posts: 250
Founded: Oct 04, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Hintuwan » Sat Aug 20, 2022 9:55 pm

We would totally dismantle their nation and free all of their slaves, so states that were part of the South will be forcefully balkanized (Commonwealth of Texas, Commonwealth of Kentucky, Commonwealth of Florida, etc.)
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Wallowis
Diplomat
 
Posts: 838
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wallowis » Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:24 am

Hintuwan wrote:We would totally dismantle their nation and free all of their slaves, so states that were part of the South will be forcefully balkanized (Commonwealth of Texas, Commonwealth of Kentucky, Commonwealth of Florida, etc.)

(They don't have slaves btw, I think)
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All NS stats except for population related stats canon. Nation does represent my real life views always.*
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My Politics
Wallowis now the head of Cylis Treaty and Arbitration Organisation. ULIBOR disbanded by Wallowis. Wallowis passes act of permanent neutrality. Survey shows people disinterested in global politics. Wallowis on the fence over entry into World Assembly. Economy stagnating, economists warn.
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Qoyunlu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Qoyunlu » Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:33 am

Sultanate of South Wallowa
The Sultanate of Qoyunlu

The plot: Some Turkoman Persians game end the Ottomans in 1487, become major power for 500+ years after

2/10, to unrealistic
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Malkaestan
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby Malkaestan » Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:40 am

Protecterate of Qoyunlistan
Most NS stats are not canon, but I use some to make things easier to calculate.
Based off of Turkey and Russia to an extent as well as Arstotzka from Papers Please but capitalist instead.
Taugvitistan stalemate | Malkaestan destroys Leanolu’s cargo ships with torpedoes over banning of smartwatches in Leanolu | Waircan delegation bring along political satirist, gone wrong.
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 109
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:57 am

Mikousian Federation
⠀THE COMMONWEALTH OF INSULAMIA⠀⠀"LIBERTY, UNITY, PEACE"⠀
wtf where'd he go???
i have left my mark on history by being mentioned in buhers' final sig before deat
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Vavlar
Diplomat
 
Posts: 545
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Vavlar » Sun Aug 21, 2022 5:01 am

Insultmania
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New Zoigai
Diplomat
 
Posts: 978
Founded: Feb 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Zoigai » Sun Aug 21, 2022 6:15 am

The Duchy of Valar
African American, right leaning centralist, Born near the Pacific Ocean, Prosteant Christian, History Lover, 6'2,

The guy who "cant take feedback" :)
Factbooks still under construction, cut me some slack when reading them

A Class 0.1 Civilization according to this index.
Political Math Graph results
https://www.politicalcompass.org/yourpo ... &soc=-0.72



NS stats are Working in the deepest coal mines we have discovered and arent canon
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The Dark System
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Aug 30, 2013
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Dark System » Sun Aug 21, 2022 6:15 am

The Dark Zoigai
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3544
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun Aug 21, 2022 6:19 am

The Dark Empire
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Neo-Judia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Mar 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Neo-Judia » Sun Aug 21, 2022 6:21 am

Jewish kingdom of ravensburg
Read1ng my s1gnature?
"He who has the son has life, he who does not have the son of GOD does not have life" -1 John 5:12
Notice: I am a ret1red featured h10per, and I may n0t c0me back! Ave Sanctum! Ave Layem! Ave Archdeacon!
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sun Aug 21, 2022 6:23 am

Jewish autonomous province
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Imperial States of Duotona
Diplomat
 
Posts: 859
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial States of Duotona » Sun Aug 21, 2022 6:51 am

Republic of Transatlantia
Imperial States of Duotona
Duotona is a nation nestled in the Pacific Ocean. Marked by the scars of its bloody past, the people of Duotona persist and have given the nation a voice from which it preaches the word of peace and democracy across the globe!
Nation reflects OOC views. NS stats are sent to the shadow realm.
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Imperium of Texas
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 119
Founded: Jun 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperium of Texas » Sun Aug 21, 2022 7:59 am

Fiji
Your Local Not-so-Average Texas Resident.

Breaking news!:Commie Sympathizers have been arrested after attempting to cause a revolt in Dallas! Texan Officials believe this is another Tankie Uprising funded by the Worthless Monopoly money of the TauriFederation and their Allies.
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Malkaestan
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby Malkaestan » Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:04 am

Democratic Republic of Texas
Most NS stats are not canon, but I use some to make things easier to calculate.
Based off of Turkey and Russia to an extent as well as Arstotzka from Papers Please but capitalist instead.
Taugvitistan stalemate | Malkaestan destroys Leanolu’s cargo ships with torpedoes over banning of smartwatches in Leanolu | Waircan delegation bring along political satirist, gone wrong.
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Jodha
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jul 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Jodha » Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:08 am

Democratic Republic of Malkaestan
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Norse Inuit Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 286
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Norse Inuit Union » Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:19 am

Socialist Protectorate of Jodha
The Confederation of The NIU
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Senodje
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Senodje » Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:38 am

The Norse Inuit Dominion
〘✢ Svoboda in Moč! ✢〙
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Qoyunlu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Qoyunlu » Sun Aug 21, 2022 9:04 am

Velâyat (Province) of Senodje
The Sultanate of Qoyunlu

The plot: Some Turkoman Persians game end the Ottomans in 1487, become major power for 500+ years after

2/10, to unrealistic
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Noristoniaka
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Noristoniaka » Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:01 am

Lant-Repyblikk jœ Anraveŕ
Far-Republic of Anraverj
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A Leftist, Karelian- based nation located in Karelia, made to be the only non-hellscape on Earth. Has a lot of frozen yogurt parlors. (most) NS Stats Canon. Yeah, I said it, fools
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Teletubieland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: May 01, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teletubieland » Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:16 am

Noritubieland
This nation reflects some of my RL views, but with everything taken to the extreme.
RL Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -5.88; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.72

All Hail Emporer Pedro of Teletubieland!
God save the King and his commie regime!

Democracy doesn't work. Nor does "Europe".
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The Second Hungarian Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Second Hungarian Republic » Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:18 am

Játsszvelünkföldet.
MAGYAR KÖZTÁRSASÁG
In late 1916, after continued Austro-Hungarian military losses on both the Italian and Serbian front, Hungary officially seceded from the Dual Monarchy. Hilarity insues.
DATE: June 23rd, 1919
THE LONDON INQUIRER: The majority of South Transylvania has been captured by Romania, as a Hungarian counterattack fails in Dalmatia. Serbian soldiers continue to march into Hungary, as Mihaly Karolyi officially begins peace talks. British PM confirms that it will "Oversee peace talks to ensure a fair deal."
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Continental Free States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 749
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:21 am

Imperial Mandate of Hungary
Richesmandate of Ungarland
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☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of America ♔ Fair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Now cramming the President, Premier, Senate, and political parties in one factbook
25 y/o Bachelor of Laws, studying Masters in Intl Relations
Daily Nighfraigner: America will outleave former criglord Fidélis de Castro to Johnsey after keeping him in Stronghold Adam Platt for 30 years | Sorrowed Burgher caught killing two 'pranksters' about to set his pickup on fire on live film won't be forfollowed', says Southland lawonweald; overliving prankster to spend 32 months in gefangness | A third of all Bostonish schoolchildren don't beseek classes, What Must Be Done? | Godfrithlandish geselship oversees 'world's first selfheld reyse to the worldroom', takes five roomfarers to its own station | Burmish regering threatens to shoot any ship bearing help following gruesome greatstorm that killed nearly two thousand in late two weeks
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New Zoigai
Diplomat
 
Posts: 978
Founded: Feb 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Zoigai » Sun Aug 21, 2022 10:58 am

The Continental Slave states
African American, right leaning centralist, Born near the Pacific Ocean, Prosteant Christian, History Lover, 6'2,

The guy who "cant take feedback" :)
Factbooks still under construction, cut me some slack when reading them

A Class 0.1 Civilization according to this index.
Political Math Graph results
https://www.politicalcompass.org/yourpo ... &soc=-0.72



NS stats are Working in the deepest coal mines we have discovered and arent canon
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The Embassy 3
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jul 08, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Embassy 3 » Sun Aug 21, 2022 12:22 pm

Anatolia
Build your embassy with The Embassy 3!
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Totalitarian Missouri
Envoy
 
Posts: 275
Founded: Sep 12, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Totalitarian Missouri » Sun Aug 21, 2022 1:25 pm

Pepe land
"I am Abbaddon, The Angel of the Abyss, Here to drag this degenerate world into the Despair and Misery it so rightfully deserves~"
-Sublime Empress Alison Young

Depravity and Despair unbound. No one is safe, not even her from herself.
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