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The Finntopian Empire
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Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Sat Aug 27, 2022 6:06 am

Bartholomuda wrote:Old Ertoland

You're the 1000th post /skipme
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The Aquaria
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Founded: Dec 06, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Aquaria » Sat Aug 27, 2022 7:24 am

Remain the same as the Democratic Republic of Bartholomuda, but the regime and systems will much leaning to socialism.
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Left-wing, Marxist, Leninist, Communist
Somewhat struggling to become not lazy.
The nation kinda 100% represent my ideology.

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Malayora
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Posts: 12
Founded: Aug 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Malayora » Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:26 am

New Atlantis
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Freedomanica
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Founded: Mar 14, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Freedomanica » Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:28 am

Malayøransk
Technocracy, Social Democracy, LGBT, Abortion, State Secularism, Globalization, Ecopolitics, Federalism.
Primitiveness, Nationallism, Euroscepticism, Fascism, Totalitarianism.
♚ The Kingdom of Freedomanica
"Folkets Kjærlighet, Nasjonens Styrke"

Founder of the Valley of Peace
Defenderist | Cosmopolitan
Overview | Constitution | States | Leader
NS Stats are canon

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Continental Free States
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Posts: 750
Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:29 am

Imperial Mandate of Scandinavia
Richesmandate of Scandinavy
(Greenland and Iceland directly annexed into the Empire)
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Malayora
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Founded: Aug 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Malayora » Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:31 am

New Kentucky

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Balloons
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Founded: Aug 23, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Balloons » Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:55 am

Maladora
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Emus Republic Of Australia
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Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:47 am

The Absolute Anarchy of Balloons
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NS stats ain’t canon

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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:49 am

Imperial Mandate of New Holland
Richesmandate of New Holland
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☆ ☆ ☆ Foroned Provinces of AmericaFair Freedom's orlain son long to command ☆ ☆ ☆
Gonna have to change a few dozen factbooks once I'm finished with my map rework oof
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Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forebears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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TURTLESHROOM II
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Founded: Dec 08, 2014
Right-wing Utopia

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:15 am

As the Balloons state does not actually have territory of note, the conquest of Balloons would cause its meager population and all of the balloons with it to be deported into TurtleShroom proper, where they would be given a small plot of land and their own Sovereign Autonomous Parish of Helios. Whatever remaining land, which was probably a few miles wide, would be sold wholesale.

Once the deportation completed, the Balloon government-in-exile would be given control over Helios. Balloon festivals would continue from that day forward. Heliosmen would be given immediate citizenship, representation, and electoral ballot access.




Dang it. Beat me to it.

TurtleShroom would not be interested in annexing the entirety of the continent of the American Empire. All they would want is the Southland. Leaving the old American empire as a puppet state dubbed the Kingdom of Americaland, whose government and monarchy would not be altered beyond TurtleShroomian friendliness and a suspiciously large influx of TurtleShroomers, the former duchies of Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi would be integrated directly. Each would become their own Sovereign Autonomous Parishes, keeping their own names. A Dixie Rennaisance and encouragement of Southern identity would commence.

Texas would be spit out as its own separate monarchy and puppet state, with a TurtleShroomer on the throne. Hawaii would be spit out as a puppet state with a TurtleShroomer on the throne, who would be expected to marry into the original Hawaiian dynasty. Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Michigan would be handed to the Imperial Federation.

The American Empire would then be dismantled. California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Arizona would be handed over to New Spain. Alaska would be sold to the highest bidder, where any non-Marxist country could bid. Oregon would go to the Chinese Republic, and Washington State would go to Japan. Idaho would be divided in half and given to China and Japan. Louisiana and Arkansas would be given back to the French Republic.

The Dakotas, Nebraska, Colorado, and Utah and Wyoming would be reorganized into a new state meant for and governed by the American Indians, with an American Indian on the throne. Everything else to the west of the Mississippi would either be divided into their own puppets or given to New Spain, or to Indian Country.

The American Kingdom would then be given the remnants.
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Raskana
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Founded: Mar 29, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Raskana » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:16 am

New Jerusalem.
Pray for Ukraine and Moldova.
Stalinist propaganda and other such ideologies should be banned.
Remember the Massacres at Huế, Thạnh Mỹ, Đức Dục, and the Shelling of Highway 1.
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Emus Republic Of Australia
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Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:17 am

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:As the Balloons state does not actually have territory of note, the conquest of Balloons would cause its meager population and all of the balloons with it to be deported into TurtleShroom proper, where they would be given a small plot of land and their own Sovereign Autonomous Parish of Helios. Whatever remaining land, which was probably a few miles wide, would be sold wholesale.

Once the deportation completed, the Balloon government-in-exile would be given control over Helios. Balloon festivals would continue from that day forward. Heliosmen would be given immediate citizenship, representation, and electoral ballot access.

((This isn’t a roleplay lmao what???
Tier 5-6 level 0 type 5. According to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
NS stats ain’t canon

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TURTLESHROOM II
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Founded: Dec 08, 2014
Right-wing Utopia

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:33 am

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:This isn’t a roleplay what???


I told you what I renamed it, didn't I?
Jesus loves you and died for you!
CM wrote:Have I reached peak enlightened centrism yet? I'm getting chills just thinking about taking an actual position.

Proctopeo wrote:anarcho-von habsburgism

Lillorainen wrote:"Tengri's balls, [do] boys really never grow up?!"
Nuroblav wrote:On the contrary! Seize the means of ROBOT ARMS!
News ticker (updated 12/7/2022 AD):

Ice States abruptly severs all diplomatic relations with TurtleShroom, Ministry of Foreign Affairs baffled  -|- Constitutional Eminent Domain amendment  ratified, chimeras to be reimbursed in Skillets -|- Official Civil War death count "ten times higher than initially reported", new bodies still found

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Turjakistan
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Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Turjakistan » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:35 am

Territory of turtleshroom 2
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Emus Republic Of Australia
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Posts: 406
Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:48 am

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:This isn’t a roleplay what???


I told you what I renamed it, didn't I?

((Ye but you don’t need to do a full paragraph just to say like 5 words, just say the 5 words or how many words whatever your naming it has))
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Tier 5-6 level 0 type 5. According to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
NS stats ain’t canon

leopard gecko be like: mommy I dropped my crimket

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Novaros
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Posts: 55
Founded: Dec 30, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Novaros » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:52 am

Islamic Republic of Ostraliyaa
why did you give me a Pickle?

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Union of Socialist Council Republics
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Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Union of Socialist Council Republics » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:53 am

Socialist Republic of Novaros
A socialist republic in the southern parts of a vague North America analogue.

It's territory is comprised of the former Republic of Kato Van and Kingdom of Radaa (Kato Vanian puppet state)

NS stats aren't representative of the country exactly, still working stuff out

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Awesome Imperium
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Founded: Feb 04, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Awesome Imperium » Sat Aug 27, 2022 11:57 am

Union of Socialist Council Republics wrote:Socialist Republic of Novaros


United Allied Federated Socialist Republics of Communism

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Raskana
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Founded: Mar 29, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Raskana » Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:09 pm

Awesome Colony I.
Pray for Ukraine and Moldova.
Stalinist propaganda and other such ideologies should be banned.
Remember the Massacres at Huế, Thạnh Mỹ, Đức Dục, and the Shelling of Highway 1.
-Слава Україні!-Cвободу России!-

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Imperium of Texas
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Founded: Jun 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperium of Texas » Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:14 pm

The Imperial Protectorate of Raskana.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:
TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
I told you what I renamed it, didn't I?

((Ye but you don’t need to do a full paragraph just to say like 5 words, just say the 5 words or how many words whatever your naming it has))

Why can’t they write a full paragraph? This thread has no rules saying you can’t write an entire paragraph. Don’t be a party Pooper.
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Continental Free States
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Founded: Oct 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Continental Free States » Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:16 pm

Province of Texas (if directly annexed)
Commonwealth of Texas (if made into an associated commonwealth)
Gemeanwealth of Texas
Imperial Mandate of New Philippines (if otherwise)
Richesmandate of the New Philippines
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Daily Nighfraigner: Controversial lawrit becraftened by New York's Boroughmaster outlaws 'undershedding based on weight' in hiring or housing | Rise of ownrighterish geright in Sanct Dominic leads to fall in ganggewald in Leclerc after 'over a dozen' gangsters were crossfastened by 'sorrowed burghers' in late-April | Jefferson bestrafes laechster harshly after she had made offdriving mayly for a 10-year-old forwaldingsoffer | Generalforsamling of the GCL forebears Poland's nighfraign to become a limbstate once and for all | Forst of Kissinger, Doech former Chancellor and diplomat, fetes 100th birthday | Dubai Pact gives Persia ultimatum to "back off forthwith" from Catara following onemoodly beslotting in May 20 Needfallmoot

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Emus Republic Of Australia
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Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Sat Aug 27, 2022 1:56 pm

Imperium of Texas wrote:The Imperial Protectorate of Raskana.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:((Ye but you don’t need to do a full paragraph just to say like 5 words, just say the 5 words or how many words whatever your naming it has))

Why can’t they write a full paragraph? This thread has no rules saying you can’t write an entire paragraph. Don’t be a party Pooper.

((Yeah I know, I’m just saying you don’t have to
Tier 5-6 level 0 type 5. According to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
NS stats ain’t canon

leopard gecko be like: mommy I dropped my crimket

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Independent Republic of Boldonia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Sat Aug 27, 2022 2:02 pm

The Inter-Universal Emu Enclosure
CANON POLICIES
Anything that isn't a factbook is not canon. If you use my NS stats I will stillme.

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Awesome Imperium
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Awesome Imperium » Sat Aug 27, 2022 2:05 pm

Independent Republic of Boldonia wrote:The Inter-Universal Emu Enclosure


Rip off Japan

"Land of the rising Sun"

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Terra-Novan Federation
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Terra-Novan Federation » Sat Aug 27, 2022 2:06 pm

Mediterranean Governate
phil gramm <3
Vladilan's puppet.
Neoliberal hellhole on a galactic scale, backed by a police state. It's not actually that bad!
NS Stats are for nerds, we don't use em.

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