Ask BN a oddly specific question

[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

I once was on the outside of a caboose, otherwise no

Did you happen to find a milk tanker filled with eight nonillion Venezuelan Bolivars. I invested in Bolivars in 2009 and certain events ruined it

[Great United States]

Uh...ummmm...perhaps


Did you fill a bathtub with stomach acid extracted from goats at 2 PM?

[Karazicu]

maybe

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why

[Red Lake Circle]

No comment.

Ninja'd

Because.

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Will you break the chain?

[Catalonia 2070 RP]

What chain? There is none. Mhm


Are you a 79 year old Romanian?

[Bistritza]

No and you wrapped yourself in a lose gambit trying to cover that.
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Do you think your ''fictional'' behavior in this simulation doesn't reveal who you are behind the screen?

[Karazicu]

uuuuuh yes?

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Don't you hate it when you try to go down to Greece to see the attractions and ancient history and, while you're there, accidentally reunite Yugoslavia?

[Red Lake Circle]

This happened to my buddy Mike, he hated it

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The Skeleton Zone approaches. How will you survive?

[Free Ravensburg]

Man. I do hate it when that happens. Except replace Yugoslavia and replace it with the Byzantine empire.

What is the current time and date of CST (central standard time

[Lemsrow]

I'm not American.

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Have you ever wrote a constitution nearly as long as the U.S Constitution?

[Free Kathen]

No, do you know how many amendments I'd have to add to get to that length?
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Have you ever decided to stop playing nice? Just decided to go apeshit?

[Republic Of Ludwigsburg]

No, but sometimes, I feel like it.
BN: Were you responsible for a power blackout which led to all of the power in your nation to shut down for 7 days?

[Zany Zanes]

Not that you can prove.

Is there a particular time you've never seen on a clock?

[Red Lake Circle]

Yes... once. In that liminal space where time neither flies nor flows, but moves like the trees in wind, flowing back and forth... never truly moving forward, nor moving backward.
A place I can never go back to.

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Is there a time where you looked at an animal and something was... off? Like it wasn't meant to be constructed that way?

[Tea Chuggers]

Yes, and that animal was me.

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Have you ever been burning the devil's collard greens only to have a random person walk up to you and say they recognized the smell before walking off?

[Karazicu]

i think maybe

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what are you doing in my house

[Mets Hayk]

Stabbing at your television, for the news was talking about Turkey.

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Have you ever recited the entire bible in Armenian while standing atop the Elite Plaza Business Center in Yerevan on 07 December 1993?

[Free Ravensburg]

No, as I wasn’t even conceived then.

Were you perhaps involved with the disappearance of 5 kids during the 80’s?

[Cokoland]

To AAAN:

It's my house now. Get out.

Damn, ninja'd

To AN: I can neither confirm or deny that.

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Is it ok if I park my car in your kitchen?

[Meadowfields]

NO!

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Have you gotten into an argument with a Belarussian Putin shill who doesn't know that Ukraine recognizes Palestine?

[Elizbastan]

W..what? No.


Have you ever gone to Armenia?

[Zizocia]

No, I’ve actually never been anywhere (except where I live)

Have you ever eaten a blue Brussel sprout?

[Free Kathen]

Can't say I have, but now I'm intrigued.

Have you ever had allergies and been so sleep-deprived and hungry that you thought you might have COVID?

[Great United States]

no

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what are you doing in my vent shafts

[Karazicu]

Cleaning it. What, you don't remember me hiring me for that?

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Have you ever gone to Baghdad from Allepo?