Ask BN a oddly specific question

[Soveiniesberg]

YES I WANT ONE I WANT ONE no?


Have you heard of femboys?

[Revolussia]

YES I WANT ONE I WANT ONE no?


Have you heard of femboys?

That isn't oddly specific, of course I have.

Do you also hate it when your best friend who lives just 22 minutes away from you suddenly appears at your doorstep at 8:49 PM in the rain and lightning to ask you if you have a 2/3rd inch allen wrench, even though you lost it along with other valuables at a garage fire just 3 weeks and 4 days prior (which was found to be due to arson)?

[Karazicu]

yes is very annoying

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Do you have any relatives that Pinochet tossed out of a helicopter?

[Norse Inuit Union]

No, at least I don't think so...

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Do you ever get the feeling someone is watching you? When you look under your bed and look under your closet, nothings there, but you still feel that gaze on you, always staring, always lurking? When you sleep do you see it's shadow?

[American Collectivism]

Eh, not really. I'm more worried about issues that actually matter. Like if the Sun magically disappeared out of nowhere

Have you played Genshin Impact on Easter weekend specifically?

[Belka United]

I don't play genshin

Have you ever wanted to learn a language just to spite someone?

[Free Ravensburg]

Yes. Specifically the people that say English is the language of America

Have you been to Detroit and got stabbed 28 times by some machine?

[Zizocia]

Nope, I haven’t been to Detroit

Have you ever put on your bright purple shoes, ran inside your neighbours house, and started doing the Macarena?

[Trivega]

No. I've done the first two, even both at once, but never also the macarena.
Are you in possession of any rare collectable items from 2007?

[Free Ravensburg]

Perhaps.

Are you a parcel, or are you a grill?

[Bukravia]

None, mostly because I have no idea what a parcel or a grill is (unless it's in an object-wise context)

Do you like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree where you asphyxiate yourself at the same time you're watching them commit intercourse with each other?

[Red Lake Circle]

Of course not, I'm one of the hookers. I'm not fond of doing it, but it's a living...

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Are you a monument to all our sins?

[Diamentium]

I dont know what that means

Do you think a lawyer should be a minister of agriculture? Or a economist a minister of International Affairs?

[Reorganized Portugal]

I mean, if they have the expertise in that area, sure.

What were you doing at 2:35pm on August 16, 2020?

[Marxiaville]

I can' t remember
What do you think about antidisestablishmentarianism

[Free Ravensburg]

Funny word.

Are you located in Belarus?

[Diamentium]

No

what is your credit card number?

[Frisemark]

3825665626 (look at a keypad and see what this spells for the joke)

What model of gorilla lamp do you prefer?

[Zizocia]

Uhh, I don’t know what a gorilla lamp is, so a good model?

When was the last time you stood on top of a pile of leaves while you were a sausage?

[Soveiniesberg]

Never?


Have you ever been watching ManlyBadassHero in the evening but then your mom comes in and it's really embarrassing?

[Free Ravensburg]

No. But i did start watching him a bit.

What were you doing from 1933-1945?

[Unitria]

What were you doing from 1933-1945?

...
Fighting a land war in Asia,
among other unmentionables.

If BN owns a vehicle: Did you check underneath your vehicle this morning? Because you should
If otherwise: Did you remember to lock your doors?

[Red Lake Circle]

Yeah, I found you under there, remember? You were holding a bunch of caltrops but you skittered away without dropping them when I… er, discovered you.

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Have you Awakened yet?

[Zizocia]

No, actually. My time has not yet come

What’s you opinion on people who dyed hair who live in Nice, France and own a pet snake called ‘slithers’

[Karazicu]

they're cool

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Has your grandfather committed several war crimes in Bosnia and your father several war crimes in Iraq?