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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 458
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri May 13, 2022 7:11 pm

YES I WANT ONE I WANT ONE no?


Have you heard of femboys?
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Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
Brivert&Muonds

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Revolussia
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Revolussia » Fri May 13, 2022 7:14 pm

Soveiniesberg wrote:YES I WANT ONE I WANT ONE no?


Have you heard of femboys?


That isn't oddly specific, of course I have.

Do you also hate it when your best friend who lives just 22 minutes away from you suddenly appears at your doorstep at 8:49 PM in the rain and lightning to ask you if you have a 2/3rd inch allen wrench, even though you lost it along with other valuables at a garage fire just 3 weeks and 4 days prior (which was found to be due to arson)?
(NS stats =/= canon stats)

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Karazicu
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Fri May 13, 2022 7:29 pm

yes is very annoying

Do you have any relatives that Pinochet tossed out of a helicopter?
THE ARMED JUNTA OF KARAZICU - ORUŽANA ŽUNTA KARAZIJA
In Order We Thrive, In Chaos We Decline - Sprenam za Karazija
The Milipol Junta: To control, secure, and [CENSORED]
this nation is a fascist shithole wait oh god THEY'RE COMING FOR ME HELP Nothing to see here. Continue about your day, citizen.
A military-police junta on an island in the Mediterranean, censoring dissent and surveilling the citizens tightly. Set in 2003. Does not represent my RL views.

NEWS: Operation Positive Iraqi Freedom underway - Resistance group Terror cell suppressed in raid - Austrian Airlines 435 shot down for flying engine failure over Karazi no-fly zone - Bosnian ambassador disappeared lost in a forest

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Norse Inuit Union
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Norse Inuit Union » Fri May 13, 2022 7:35 pm

No, at least I don't think so...


Do you ever get the feeling someone is watching you? When you look under your bed and look under your closet, nothings there, but you still feel that gaze on you, always staring, always lurking? When you sleep do you see it's shadow?
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American Collectivism
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Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 22, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby American Collectivism » Fri May 13, 2022 7:38 pm

Eh, not really. I'm more worried about issues that actually matter. Like if the Sun magically disappeared out of nowhere

Have you played Genshin Impact on Easter weekend specifically?

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Belka United
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Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 02, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Belka United » Fri May 13, 2022 7:39 pm

I don't play genshin

Have you ever wanted to learn a language just to spite someone?
Ave Belka!

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Belka did nothing wrong OBC is fake news. Free south Belka! Belka will one day be whole again!

<<Ten million lives will be saved, at the cost of a mere million lives!>>

<<Landing a clean shot on a difficult target! that's what makes it elegant! That is true beauty!>>

<<A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition. Add to that lots of people and a precise aim. Then sprinkle death over all of it, and the formula is complete!>>

<<All slow ahead! Flood the aft trim tanks! >>
<< Sir, the boat will sink aft first! >>
<< AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! >>

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2937
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 13, 2022 7:41 pm

Yes. Specifically the people that say English is the language of America

Have you been to Detroit and got stabbed 28 times by some machine?
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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Zizocia
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Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zizocia » Fri May 13, 2022 8:42 pm

Nope, I haven’t been to Detroit

Have you ever put on your bright purple shoes, ran inside your neighbours house, and started doing the Macarena?

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Trivega
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Posts: 1
Founded: May 10, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Trivega » Fri May 13, 2022 8:46 pm

No. I've done the first two, even both at once, but never also the macarena.
Are you in possession of any rare collectable items from 2007?
"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"

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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 13, 2022 8:48 pm

Perhaps.

Are you a parcel, or are you a grill?
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:05/3:01 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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Bukravia
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Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 20, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Bukravia » Fri May 13, 2022 11:55 pm

None, mostly because I have no idea what a parcel or a grill is (unless it's in an object-wise context)

Do you like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree where you asphyxiate yourself at the same time you're watching them commit intercourse with each other?

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Red Lake Circle
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Founded: May 05, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Red Lake Circle » Sat May 14, 2022 12:10 am

Of course not, I'm one of the hookers. I'm not fond of doing it, but it's a living...

Are you a monument to all our sins?
✶ ✶ ✶ The Naturalist Federation of Red Lake ✶ ✶ ✶
"For Nature and Liberty!"
- AHAKS NEWS RADIO -
05/17/1582 1330 GST: Naturalist Federation v. Reiks Trial Begins; Charges Include Terror, Aiding and Abetting Terrorist Group - 05/16/1582 2300 GST: High Elder Testament Shand Declares New Dispensation of Theos's Word; Will Reveal Details Later - 05/15/1582 0545 GST: After Grueling 2-Day Battle, Devil Cult Compound is Liberated; 10 Militia and 15 Cult Members Dead, 20 Rescued. May Those Who Died Rest in Comfort and Warmth.
Red Lake does not necssarily represent my personal views. I don't use NS stats, but I do use schizotech. Language is Gothic.
Hintuwan wrote:I get eco-terrorism vibes from your nation.

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Diamentium
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Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 04, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diamentium » Sat May 14, 2022 12:17 am

I dont know what that means

Do you think a lawyer should be a minister of agriculture? Or a economist a minister of International Affairs?
The Technocratc Commonwealth of Diamentium's Introduction
WA Government Category Is Not Canon

Acording to this power scale im:

Tier: 8
Type: 4
Class: 2

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Reorganized Portugal
Envoy
 
Posts: 337
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reorganized Portugal » Sat May 14, 2022 12:23 am

I mean, if they have the expertise in that area, sure.

What were you doing at 2:35pm on August 16, 2020?
Reorganized Kingdom of Portugal
Capital: Lisbon | Religion: Roman Catholic | TLA: POR
Overview | Constitution | Embassy Program
RTP International News: Cardinal Schonborn of Austria elected Pope, takes name John XXIV

RTP Domestic News: PNP and CU still not confirming joint governance | Andre Oliveira officially elected Prime Minister
Twilight's Last Gleaming
Congressman Daniel P. Kaheo'ole (D-HI-2)

2091: The Lost Generation
Republic of Hawaii
Year: 2025

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Marxiaville
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Posts: 9
Founded: Oct 31, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Marxiaville » Sat May 14, 2022 12:33 am

I can' t remember
What do you think about antidisestablishmentarianism

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2937
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 14, 2022 12:38 am

Funny word.

Are you located in Belarus?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:05/3:01 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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Diamentium
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Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 04, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diamentium » Sat May 14, 2022 12:45 am

No

what is your credit card number?
The Technocratc Commonwealth of Diamentium's Introduction
WA Government Category Is Not Canon

Acording to this power scale im:

Tier: 8
Type: 4
Class: 2

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Frisemark
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Frisemark » Sat May 14, 2022 1:32 am

3825665626 (look at a keypad and see what this spells for the joke)

What model of gorilla lamp do you prefer?
The Kingdom of Frisemark
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Denmark and the Netherlands had a kid, and it loves the color blue.
A MT-tech constitutional monarchy known for oil, snow and sheep. None of them combined together. The “Israel of Diyar”, now with less sand! Liberal utopia personified.
Proud shitlib and owner of gorilla lamp. This nation is only partially for me to autofellate my personal views. I HATE THE POLITICAL COMPASS. Used NS since 2016.

Late night terrorizer of F7 threads. I WILL revive your page 9 thread at 2am. I'm like Batman but with insomnia.

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Zizocia
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Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zizocia » Sat May 14, 2022 4:50 am

Uhh, I don’t know what a gorilla lamp is, so a good model?

When was the last time you stood on top of a pile of leaves while you were a sausage?

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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 458
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat May 14, 2022 3:05 pm

Never?


Have you ever been watching ManlyBadassHero in the evening but then your mom comes in and it's really embarrassing?
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
Brivert&Muonds

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2937
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat May 14, 2022 3:26 pm

No. But i did start watching him a bit.

What were you doing from 1933-1945?
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:05/3:01 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff

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Unitria
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 19, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unitria » Sat May 14, 2022 8:57 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:What were you doing from 1933-1945?

...
Fighting a land war in Asia,
among other unmentionables.

If BN owns a vehicle: Did you check underneath your vehicle this morning? Because you should
If otherwise: Did you remember to lock your doors?
Clarification: This nation does not represent my political views in real life.

Is air-land battle too much to ASK FOR?
When I asked for modern combat, did you think I meant civilians in pickup trucks?
NO. I wanted cool combined arms like in all the synthwave youtube edits.

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Red Lake Circle
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Posts: 75
Founded: May 05, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Red Lake Circle » Sat May 14, 2022 9:00 pm

Yeah, I found you under there, remember? You were holding a bunch of caltrops but you skittered away without dropping them when I… er, discovered you.

Have you Awakened yet?
✶ ✶ ✶ The Naturalist Federation of Red Lake ✶ ✶ ✶
"For Nature and Liberty!"
- AHAKS NEWS RADIO -
05/17/1582 1330 GST: Naturalist Federation v. Reiks Trial Begins; Charges Include Terror, Aiding and Abetting Terrorist Group - 05/16/1582 2300 GST: High Elder Testament Shand Declares New Dispensation of Theos's Word; Will Reveal Details Later - 05/15/1582 0545 GST: After Grueling 2-Day Battle, Devil Cult Compound is Liberated; 10 Militia and 15 Cult Members Dead, 20 Rescued. May Those Who Died Rest in Comfort and Warmth.
Red Lake does not necssarily represent my personal views. I don't use NS stats, but I do use schizotech. Language is Gothic.
Hintuwan wrote:I get eco-terrorism vibes from your nation.

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Zizocia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zizocia » Sun May 15, 2022 3:26 am

No, actually. My time has not yet come

What’s you opinion on people who dyed hair who live in Nice, France and own a pet snake called ‘slithers’

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Karazicu
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Sun May 15, 2022 8:50 am

they're cool

Has your grandfather committed several war crimes in Bosnia and your father several war crimes in Iraq?
THE ARMED JUNTA OF KARAZICU - ORUŽANA ŽUNTA KARAZIJA
In Order We Thrive, In Chaos We Decline - Sprenam za Karazija
The Milipol Junta: To control, secure, and [CENSORED]
this nation is a fascist shithole wait oh god THEY'RE COMING FOR ME HELP Nothing to see here. Continue about your day, citizen.
A military-police junta on an island in the Mediterranean, censoring dissent and surveilling the citizens tightly. Set in 2003. Does not represent my RL views.

NEWS: Operation Positive Iraqi Freedom underway - Resistance group Terror cell suppressed in raid - Austrian Airlines 435 shot down for flying engine failure over Karazi no-fly zone - Bosnian ambassador disappeared lost in a forest

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