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Insulamia
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Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:04 pm

Fortunately, America becomes communist, and now Bob has an equal amount of assets to everyone (money is now worthless).
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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6784
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Feb 05, 2022 7:00 pm

Insulamia wrote:Fortunately, America becomes communist, and now Bob has an equal amount of assets to everyone (money is now worthless).

Unfortunately, Capitalism is still alive, and they still try to kill Communism.
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The Greater Russian Domain
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Jan 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater Russian Domain » Sat Feb 05, 2022 7:04 pm

Fortunately, Capitalism is still alive, and they still try to kill Communism.
The Russian Empire
Российская Империя
Rossiyskaya Imperiya
Current Tsar: Kirill I Romanov (b. 1938, r. 1972-)

Current-Day Alternate history: Minor discrepancies with European dynasties beginning in the late 1700s, with major historical divergences from 1821 onward. The Russian Empire flourished in the 1800s, due to earlier emancipation and the sudden collapse of the UK, and is now the world's leading superpower, in a cold war with a syndicalist US.
Uses NS Stats? No
OOC would like nation irl? Yes
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Feb 05, 2022 7:36 pm

Unfortunately, mercantilism makes a second rise
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INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Feb 05, 2022 8:18 pm

Fortunately, Capitalism and Communism combine to create an economic system close to China

(wait does this count as Unfortunately though? Oh well, just need to say this isn't an endorsement of China and their politics, not that some people here read)
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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The Greater Russian Domain
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Jan 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater Russian Domain » Sat Feb 05, 2022 10:53 pm

Unfortunately, the time comes to do something with this thread other than discuss economic systems.
The Russian Empire
Российская Империя
Rossiyskaya Imperiya
Current Tsar: Kirill I Romanov (b. 1938, r. 1972-)

Current-Day Alternate history: Minor discrepancies with European dynasties beginning in the late 1700s, with major historical divergences from 1821 onward. The Russian Empire flourished in the 1800s, due to earlier emancipation and the sudden collapse of the UK, and is now the world's leading superpower, in a cold war with a syndicalist US.
Uses NS Stats? No
OOC would like nation irl? Yes
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:17 pm

Fortunately, Bob escapes society altogether and starts a hunter-gatherer lifestyle after swimming (somehow) from Hawai'i to Siberia.
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Comoristaniat
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Posts: 76
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Comoristaniat » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:20 pm

unfortunately, bob doesn't have winter clothes, Nature takes it's course, bob is eaten alive by polar bears.
This nation (to everyone's dismay) does represent my RL views.

Domestic News: Emperor Johannes I has died| The Nation's first FTL starship has been damaged by an asteroid and will stop by Moon Base 2 for repairs| An ancient Totem has been discovered outside of New Dresden| The Nation is officially defunct[] | International News: Relations between Comoristaniat and the Anglo-Saxon Kingdom of Bryten are improving| Austro-Bavaria has cut off diplomatic relations with North German Empire| The South Afrikan Republic has declared war on The Union of Somalia

Tier 8 Level 1 Type 5 .A 11.875 civilization, according to this index.
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Insulamia
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Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:23 pm

Fortunately, Bob realises it was just a stupid dream because polar bears only live on the coast of Northern Siberia and Bob lives in Central Siberia.
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The Greater Russian Domain
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Jan 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater Russian Domain » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:26 pm

Unfortunately, he awakes to find himself situated between a mother Brown Bear and her cubs
The Russian Empire
Российская Империя
Rossiyskaya Imperiya
Current Tsar: Kirill I Romanov (b. 1938, r. 1972-)

Current-Day Alternate history: Minor discrepancies with European dynasties beginning in the late 1700s, with major historical divergences from 1821 onward. The Russian Empire flourished in the 1800s, due to earlier emancipation and the sudden collapse of the UK, and is now the world's leading superpower, in a cold war with a syndicalist US.
Uses NS Stats? No
OOC would like nation irl? Yes
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Sensorland
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1922
Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Sensorland » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:37 pm

Fortunately, the bear adopts Bob and raises him as one of her own.
Sensorland of the West Pacific
I mostly use NS stats
Just here to have a good time
Author of issue #1325
Social liberal, Georgist, atheist, vegan
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Chohon
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Chohon » Sun Feb 06, 2022 12:06 am

Unfortunately, another mother bear wants to adopt Bob.
Basically Empire of Japan + Korea with some changes. Really likes F7. Also Moondinao's Trossikada's alt nation.

funny number 666
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Diaboland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 450
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Diaboland » Sun Feb 06, 2022 12:22 am

Fortunately, Bob gets adopted by a wolf instead.
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:01 am

Unfortunately, that wolf is John in a wolf suit.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Metal Alchemia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Metal Alchemia » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:12 am

Fortunately, John is Bob's best friend.
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Penguin Dictators
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 158
Founded: Jun 01, 2004
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Penguin Dictators » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:20 am

Metal Alchemia wrote:Fortunately, John is Bob's best friend.


Unfortunately John is also a convicted serial killer known for going after his "best friends."
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Chohon
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Chohon » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:28 am

Fortunately Bob goes to Tristan da Cunha, the most remote inhabited place on Earth.
Basically Empire of Japan + Korea with some changes. Really likes F7. Also Moondinao's Trossikada's alt nation.

funny number 666
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:30 am

Unfortunately, there were no direct flights to Tristan da Cunha at that time of year.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Comoristaniat
Attaché
 
Posts: 76
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Comoristaniat » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:33 am

fortunately, bob can teleport
This nation (to everyone's dismay) does represent my RL views.

Domestic News: Emperor Johannes I has died| The Nation's first FTL starship has been damaged by an asteroid and will stop by Moon Base 2 for repairs| An ancient Totem has been discovered outside of New Dresden| The Nation is officially defunct[] | International News: Relations between Comoristaniat and the Anglo-Saxon Kingdom of Bryten are improving| Austro-Bavaria has cut off diplomatic relations with North German Empire| The South Afrikan Republic has declared war on The Union of Somalia

Tier 8 Level 1 Type 5 .A 11.875 civilization, according to this index.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:43 am

Unfortunately, Bob teleports into Eastern Ukraine, in the middle of Russian and Ukrainian-NATO forces
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Sun Feb 06, 2022 3:49 am

Fortunatele, that part of Ukraine is in relative peace.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sun Feb 06, 2022 1:35 pm

Unfortunately, that peace is relative to Ukraine, so it is not at all peaceful.
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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The Emnian Realm
Attaché
 
Posts: 69
Founded: Jan 04, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Emnian Realm » Sun Feb 06, 2022 4:16 pm

Fortunately, Bob has a Ukrainian friend who gives him shelter and borscht
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Chohon
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Chohon » Sun Feb 06, 2022 4:42 pm

Unfortunately, Bob's friend's house gets destroyed by a hurricane.
Basically Empire of Japan + Korea with some changes. Really likes F7. Also Moondinao's Trossikada's alt nation.

funny number 666
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Scytharum
Envoy
 
Posts: 207
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Sun Feb 06, 2022 5:07 pm

Fortunately, Bob's friend is wealthy, and can buy another house.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Greetings from the United Commonwealths, a bastion of Freedom, Catholicism, and Cheese, oh my! With a strong military and stronger beliefs in liberty, morality, and equality, Scytharum as a nation seeks to reflect the best in mankind, from his ambition to his moral compass. If one has a desire for greater faith, cool muscle cars, or some pretty great food, Scytharum is the nation for you! Have a wonderful day!
| Russian military drills in Lake Baikal raise concerns from China| Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius & Warsaw riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to USA, Haiti after recent Hurricane Carl
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