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The Greater Russian Domain
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Jan 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater Russian Domain » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:32 pm

Unfortunately, they were still afflicted with Radiation Sickness
The Russian Empire
Российская Империя
Rossiyskaya Imperiya
Current Tsar: Kirill I Romanov (b. 1938, r. 1972-)

Current-Day Alternate history: Minor discrepancies with European dynasties beginning in the late 1700s, with major historical divergences from 1821 onward. The Russian Empire flourished in the 1800s, due to earlier emancipation and the sudden collapse of the UK, and is now the world's leading superpower, in a cold war with a syndicalist US.
Uses NS Stats? No
OOC would like nation irl? Yes
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:34 pm

Fortunately, they did not throw upon their expensive clothing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Jutsa
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5513
Founded: Dec 06, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Jutsa » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:44 pm

Unfortunately, they did throw up on the rather expensive Rico Rodriqguez.
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You're welcome to telegram me any questions you have of the game. Unless I've CTE'd (ceased to exist) - then you physically can't do that.
Helpful* Got Issues? Links (Not Pinned In Forum) *mostly: >List of Issue-Related Lists | >Personal List of Issue Ideas | >List of Known Missing Issues/Options |
>Trotterdam's Issue Results/Policies Tracker | >Val's Bonus Stats | >Fauzjhia's Easter Egg Guide | >My Joke Drafts List | >Sherp's Author Rankings
Other Nifty Links: >Best-Ranked Useful Dispatches | >NSindex | >IA's WA Proposal Office | >Major Discord Links | >Trivia | >Cards Against NS | >Polls
"Remember, licking doorknobs is perfectly legal on other planets." - Ja Luıñaí
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Stephaniesland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Stephaniesland » Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:53 pm

Fortunately, Rico Rodriguez has a complete Infinity Gauntlet and can snap away all of the mess.
Confederate Republic of Stephaniesland
Timeline and Continuity Reset Imminent
MT/PMT
he/she

Celebrating 2 years on NS.
Kartakis's Resident Bi Syndie and NB
News: Check Universe CRS0004.63 for News on Stephaniesland
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Aroil
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Dec 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Aroil » Fri Feb 04, 2022 3:44 pm

Unfortunately, he gets snapped out of existence because of the gauntlet
News: Head of Public Safety John William accused of vandalism | Mt. George erupts, killing 32 | Flights delayed due to extreme weather | Many left in fear after widespread blackouts | Millions of refugees flee to Aroil from North Chie
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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 87313
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Fri Feb 04, 2022 3:46 pm

Fortunately Iron Man brought Rico Rodriquez back
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The African Emirates
Envoy
 
Posts: 242
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Fri Feb 04, 2022 5:47 pm

Unfortunately, Iron Man died in the attempt, sacrificing himself to save Rico Rodriguez
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Fri Feb 04, 2022 6:29 pm

Fortunately, billionaires dying is epic.
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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Diaboland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 450
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Diaboland » Fri Feb 04, 2022 6:56 pm

Unfortunately, there's still many billionaires left in the world.
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Sensorland
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1922
Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Sensorland » Fri Feb 04, 2022 8:05 pm

Fortunately, Bob is not one of them, and he's fine now.
Sensorland of the West Pacific
I mostly use NS stats
Just here to have a good time
Author of issue #1325
Social liberal, Georgist, atheist, vegan
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New Audalusia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Oct 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby New Audalusia » Fri Feb 04, 2022 8:07 pm

Unfortunately, because he isn't rich he gets into gangs.
Galactist State of New Andalusia - Estado Galáctico de Nueva Andalucía / Galactism is the only choice for progress.
1.1.2025 - 6.19.2331 [IC Year: 2155]
New Andalusia does not represent my beliefs. If it represents yours, I need you to listen to this.
We are the light. Order is paved through force. And Reality-A120's final evolution. For the Galactist State of New Andalusia is the future!
American, obsessed with Stellaris. Down to chat anytime. he/him

Operation Galactica Archived Factbooks New Andalusia / News - Operation Galactica has brung Andalusia an average of 7.3% GDP growth since 2143. / Reality-M001 has been located, the year there is 2023. United Nations exists. / 4% Alcohol tax proposed due to high rates of drunken chaos.
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Post-Coup America
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 04, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Post-Coup America » Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:52 pm

Fortunately, Bob changes his mind about being a gangster after discovering a massive oil deposit in the middle of the desert after a long, dehydrated walk. He can make more money by extracting that SWEET, SWEET OIL!
Realistic? Heck no! Outlandish? Heck yes!
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Fri Feb 04, 2022 9:58 pm

Unfortunately, the US Navy Marines gets deployed near his deposit and takes all the oil
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Indochina and Oceania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Indochina and Oceania » Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:06 pm

Fortunately, the US Navy sees Bob and takes him back to America
The Reformed Empire
of Indochina and Oceania
προχωρώντας μαζί προς το φως

A PMT Kingdom that’s too lazy to build up the lore.
Don’t mind the name, I couldn’t come up with anything better
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Scytharum
Envoy
 
Posts: 207
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:30 pm

Unfortunately, Bob ends up in California.
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Greetings from the United Commonwealths, a bastion of Freedom, Catholicism, and Cheese, oh my! With a strong military and stronger beliefs in liberty, morality, and equality, Scytharum as a nation seeks to reflect the best in mankind, from his ambition to his moral compass. If one has a desire for greater faith, cool muscle cars, or some pretty great food, Scytharum is the nation for you! Have a wonderful day!
| Russian military drills in Lake Baikal raise concerns from China| Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius & Warsaw riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to USA, Haiti after recent Hurricane Carl
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:39 pm

Fortunately, Bob gets 1/2 the oil money and moves to Hawaii
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A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Insulamia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:03 pm

Unfortunately, because of his lack of knowledge in economics, Bob spends all his money on useless things very quickly and has to work in the gig economy.
✦Insulamia
Liberty, unity, peace
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Diaboland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 450
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Diaboland » Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:52 pm

Fortunately, Bob invests in crypto.
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Arpasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:54 pm

Unfortunately, Peadar has more dogecoins than Bob.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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DeSanta Peradino
Attaché
 
Posts: 84
Founded: Dec 09, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby DeSanta Peradino » Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:56 pm

Fortunately, Bob owns the blockchain and can get Peadar more dogecoins
I don't wanna be
Me anymore...
-Type o Negative, I Don't Wanna Be Me
Proud female woman (she/he/it)

Stats? What stats? If I have them, they’re not canon
Check dispatches for news
My nation is, in fact, aligned with my political beliefs, though a little bit over-the-top occassionally
Furrica's #1 bootlicker
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A News Outlet
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Dec 26, 2021
Free-Market Paradise

Postby A News Outlet » Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:00 am

Unfortunately, Bob hates Peadar
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:12 am

Fortunately, they made up
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Feb 05, 2022 11:48 am

Unfortunately, they only made it worse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Jutsa
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5513
Founded: Dec 06, 2015
Capitalizt

Postby Jutsa » Sat Feb 05, 2022 1:41 pm

Fortunately, they got a divorce.
You're welcome to telegram me any questions you have of the game. Unless I've CTE'd (ceased to exist) - then you physically can't do that.
Helpful* Got Issues? Links (Not Pinned In Forum) *mostly: >List of Issue-Related Lists | >Personal List of Issue Ideas | >List of Known Missing Issues/Options |
>Trotterdam's Issue Results/Policies Tracker | >Val's Bonus Stats | >Fauzjhia's Easter Egg Guide | >My Joke Drafts List | >Sherp's Author Rankings
Other Nifty Links: >Best-Ranked Useful Dispatches | >NSindex | >IA's WA Proposal Office | >Major Discord Links | >Trivia | >Cards Against NS | >Polls
"Remember, licking doorknobs is perfectly legal on other planets." - Ja Luıñaí
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South Olpen
Senator
 
Posts: 3526
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby South Olpen » Sat Feb 05, 2022 1:44 pm

Unfortunately, Pedar get's all assets and half the money.

Get a prenup, kids!
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The Scezonian Telegram Dep. of Defense Announces Anti-Ballistic Missile Research | Election 2028; Opinions of Candidates | War Between Galapagos and Aursi... Again

Male (he/him), American, liberal, represents a slightly exaggerated version of my views, we want mod transparency, greatest wishes to Greatest States of America.

The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.


American Legionaries wrote:Baseball fans are liars, bitching about politics is the real American pass time.
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